New Times, New Hell

As soon as Mr. Yu said the words, the crowd suddenly burst into an uproar, and everyone showed shock.

Among them, Yu Manjiang was the most astonished. He held back his breath and froze on the spot. After a while, he slowed down and helped Mr. Yu: "Mr. Yu, don't be fooled by them. It’s all just a trick, maybe they planned it long ago, and they don’t know where they got the news, think about it, if it’s really a text message from the old lady, can you call you...'Damn old man'?"

Yu Manjiang's words were not unreasonable. As we all know, Mrs. Yu was the most elegant and virtuous in her life, and she never smiled in front of outsiders, let alone address Mr. Yu so vulgarly.

When he mentioned this, everyone naturally thought of this incident, and instantly became a little more suspicious of Yu Zhengdu.

However, Mr. Yu, who is usually elegant and exquisite, froze slightly, and a rare expression of embarrassment appeared on his usually majestic face. After hesitating for a while, he said embarrassedly: "That's because you don't know, My wife is not that kind of elegant person in private, she just puts on airs outside, not only does she call me a dead old man, she often pulls my ears..."

Everyone:"…………"

Sprayed, really sprayed this time, never thought that Mrs. Yu's true face is like this.

It didn't even occur to her that after she had worked so hard to pretend all her life, after she passed away, her character collapsed in this posture.

But in this way, it further proves the credibility of Yu Zhengdu's text message. They can't, they even know the true face of the deceased Mrs. Yu, right?The whole township has been dealing with Mrs. Yu all their lives and they don't know about this situation.

The crowd began to whisper:

"Really? Is there really such a technology?"

"It's a lie, I don't believe it."

"How is this a lie? Didn't you hear what Mr. Yu said? Even his family members don't know where the ring is. If it's a liar, can you point it out right away?"

"No, even Mrs. Yu knows what kind of person she is in private, so this deception is really clever, and it's not wrong to be deceived by him."

"I don't think it's possible. How can there be such a communication technology? You can get in touch with the underworld without doing it. Are you kidding me?"

"Why is it impossible? In ancient times, there were no telephones, lights, and televisions. Isn't it invented now?"

"It makes sense, since the telephone was invented in Yangjian, there must be such talents in the underworld!"

"That's right, after the scientist passed away, he went to the underworld to do research!"

Not long after, without Yu Zhengdu's explanation, the folks fully demonstrated the feasibility of the underworld communication from various angles.

Yu Manjiang's words were blocked on the spot, and his whole face turned green.

Mr. Yu's attitude has changed drastically, and he looked at Shang Que and Yu Zhengdu with tears in his eyes: "As long as you are willing to help me send text messages to my wife, I am willing to pay whatever you want."

"Uh, old man, don't say that..." Yu Zhengdu was also a little embarrassed for a while, they just wanted to dislike the dominance of the three gods, but they really didn't expect the inexplicable things to develop into this situation.

It can only be said... The boss is really talented as a capitalist!

Fortunately, Shang Que quickly took over his words, and glanced at Mr. Yu: "The communication between living people and the underworld involves leaking secrets, and you can't send messages just by paying."

Yu Zhengdu nodded quickly: "That's right, this is the same as divination and asking gods with a fellow ghost. You can't communicate just by wanting to communicate."

He paused, and added: "We are only more advanced in technology, but the taboo of yin-yang communication, there is no technical means to solve it."

Mr. Yu's eyes were blank, and he refused to give up: "Then, what should I do? I really want to have another word with my wife. Please send me another message no matter what."

Following his words, other people in the crowd shouted, "I want to send a message too!"

"I want to try too."

Everyone seems to be full of curiosity about this technology, and everyone is eager to try it.

Yu Zhengdu looked at the boss in embarrassment, and saw Shang Que's arrogant face: "I will think about it."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." The boss is indeed so temperamental!

At this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew up on the flat ground, and the noisy voices of the people who were blowing were suddenly quiet. The people who were arguing to send text messages were all taken aback, wondering: "What's going on? It's so windy all of a sudden. ?”

At the same time, the pillar of high incense in front of the incense table burned violently, and a thick column of white smoke rose up. Unaffected by the cold wind, it rushed straight to the sky.

The fellow who had been ignored by everyone for a long time also suddenly trembled all over, and saw his pupils gradually turned up, with a painful look on his face, he was startled and frightened: "It's the three gods, the three gods have manifested!"

After saying this, he quickly rushed to the incense table, took up the talisman water that had been boiled earlier, and drank it all in one gulp. I turn, move to the right, follow me, dance with the wind, bring flames to the fire..."

After the incantation was finished, the candle on the incense table made a "boom--", the flame rose up, and the eyes of the fellow priest turned completely white, he let out a deep drink, and jumped to sit on the nail chair.

The nail was long and sharp, and it shone coldly in the sun. The man was half naked, but he sat on the nail so heavily, but it was like a copper skin and iron bone, without any damage. In the direction of Zhengdu and Shangque, he shouted sharply: "He Fangxiao is young, how dare you deceive people here with demonic words."

The voice was deep and hoarse, as if it hit everyone's heart with a thousand weights, but it was not the original voice of the same spirit at all.

There was a sudden "bang" in the crowd, shouting one after another:

"Three gods, the three gods have manifested themselves!"

"The three gods have spoken!"

The voice was somewhat flustered. You must know that in the history recorded by the Yu family, the three gods have rarely spoken since the establishment of the temple. It was the first time that everyone at the scene heard the three gods speak, and the tone was extremely displeased, which inevitably made everyone panic.

Yu Manjiang was the first to react, and immediately bent his knees, knelt down first, and shouted: "Yu Manjiang pays homage to the three gods."

As soon as he took the lead, people in the square also knelt down and shouted in unison: "Greetings to the Three Gods."

Daoist Kou is a regular grand master, and he didn't kneel down if he didn't worship the little god of the Yin Temple, but he also made a salute with both hands: "I pay my respects to the three gods."

Only Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que still stood upright, standing out from the crowd of worshipers, Shang Que even let out a sneer: "I don't even have a mobile phone, and I have to be possessed to speak. This god deserves it." Really poor."

Yu Zhengdu couldn't help but look at the poor boss from the corner of his eye: ...I really want to say that you are not much better.

The same ji patted the incense table, his eyes widened like copper bells, his voice changed again, as if possessed by a different person, he pointed at Shang Que and said: "Boldly acting like a small boy, how dare you offend the gods, today our three brothers will Lower the power of the gods, take you away as a record, and warn the people who come later, so as to make a warning to others."

Following the same words, Gao Xiang burned faster, and the column of smoke shot straight into the sky.

Yu Manjiang has always had a close relationship with the three gods. Seeing this, he quickly nodded his head and said: "The fragrance is heavy to match the universe, and when it is lit, the fragrance penetrates the gate of heaven. It is very clear to guide the disciples when I help the shaman to speak."

After reading it, he turned his head and said to Shang Que: "I have advised you before, don't do these tricks in front of the three gods. Now that you have angered the three gods, why don't you immediately kneel down and plead guilty?"

In his imagination, the three gods appeared in public, and the miracle was right in front of his eyes. Shang Que and Yu Zhengdu must have scared the crap out of them.

However, they saw that the two were still standing proudly, especially Shang Que, who only looked over indifferently, and said two words lightly: "False God."

As soon as this remark came out, the scene did not change color.

After all, Mrs. Yu has been enshrining the three gods for hundreds of years, and her beliefs are deeply rooted. Now that the three gods are manifesting, it undoubtedly brings a great sense of oppression to everyone's psychology. Seeing Shang Que's disrespect, everyone is shocked and frightened. Angry, but they didn't dare speak out rashly.

Seeing that the fellow stood up abruptly, he shouted angrily, "What did you say?"

There was sarcasm in Shang Que's eyes, and a scornful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "The ghost temples erected in the world, and the ghosts enshrined there, have never been decent gods..."

Following his words, the fellow's face gradually twisted.

After the death of a living person, a temple is built for it by the human world, which is called the Yin Temple. The essence of the worship in the temple is ghosts rather than gods, but if you enjoy enough incense, you will have a chance to be recognized by the gods and rank The class of immortals, but compared to the gods with serious backgrounds, is always a little lower.

Shang Que's words undoubtedly hit the pain point of the Three Gods.

He continued to make up his sword: "Originally, you were enshrined in Yangjian. You should protect this land equally, but now you are ignoring the welfare of believers for your own selfishness. It really can't be on the stage."

Shang Que's words could be said to be harsh, and the fellow's face suddenly changed, and the tone of the three people was carried in his voice at the same time: "Boldly, you dare to blaspheme the gods."

"Today we will tell you to die suddenly on the spot."

With the terrifying and distorted tone, the wind became more sinister, the fellow's face gradually turned black, and his hair stood on end, describing it as extremely scary.

Yu's father hurriedly said: "Zhengdu, you and Xiaoshang apologize to the three gods—"

On the other hand, Daoist Kou frowned slightly, looking at his fellow demon with some doubts in his eyes, he said: "This seems a little wrong..."

Shang Que remained motionless in the hunting wind, and his voice was faint, reaching everyone's hearts: "You have already been enchanted, and you are no longer worthy of enjoying the incense of the world..."

Daoist Kou shuddered when he heard the words, and quickly made calculations in his hands.

At the same time, Yu Zhengdu took out his mobile phone, opened the yin qi detection applet, scanned his fellow demon, and then let out an earth-shattering "fuck": "What kind of god is this, the yin qi is so heavy!"

Daoist Kou, who was halfway through the calculation: "..."

Taoist Kou slowly lowered his hands, moved to Yu Zhengdu's side, and asked with his head, "Could this be..."

"That's right." Yu Zhengdu moved the screen of his phone towards him, "This is our company's Yin Qi detector, you can see that my whole body is covered with Yin Qi, and the Yin Qi index is about to explode. , how can there be such a wicked god!"

Kou Daochang looked at the analysis result at the bottom of the phone interface: the Yin Qi index was out of the current range, higher than the ghost possessed value, there may be an error, please retest.

"Your Yin Qi detection method is really simple and fast." Kou Daochang's tone was filled with envy that could not be concealed, and then his face froze, "It seems that the three gods have indeed been enchanted, otherwise there would not be such a heavy Yin Qi."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly pulled out a copper coin sword from his waist, faced the same demon, and said solemnly: "Everyone, the three gods have been possessed by demons. If we don't get rid of them, I'm afraid they will harm one party and cause everyone's peace. Please get up quickly." Go home, the poor should subdue the demons—"

Yu Manjiang was furious, stood up abruptly and shouted: "Nonsense, how could the three gods whom our Yu family has enshrined for hundreds of years be demons? Daoist Kou, you are honored as a master in vain, and you have the same knowledge as those two arrogant boys. Aren't you afraid that the three gods will also punish you?"

Before Daoist Kou could speak, Tongji had already spoken first: "It's too late, anyone who speaks rudely will be punished today."

The candle flames rose on the incense table, and the flames reflected on the fellow's gradually deformed face, making it even more terrifying.

Shang Que "tsk": "It's too ugly."

He rushed forward brazenly, and was about to make a move, but suddenly someone grabbed his arm, and when he turned his head, he saw Yu Zhengdu sneaking up to him, and said in a low voice: "Boss, the opponent looks very powerful, can you do it?" ah?"

Shang Que thought for a moment: "Such a little devil, I can eat three in one bite."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Yu Zhengdu calmly persuaded: "Please consider everyone's psychological endurance, don't eat demons on the spot."

Shang Que is a reasonable boss, he really stopped when he heard the words, put his ear in front of Yu Zhengdu: "Then what do you want me to do?"

Yu Zhengdu: "..." Ah, so angry, why does the boss even have such pretty ears!

Yu Zhengdu clasped his hands together: "Please keep a low profile, I will go home and be a man in the future."

He struggled for a while, and whispered into the boss's ear to discuss: "Why don't you pack up the three gods first, take them home for supper at night and eat slowly."

Shang Que squinted at him, then paused: "...I'm afraid it's going to be rotten."

The two whispered to each other as if there was no one else around, seeing that the fellow became more and more furious, his eyes rolled wildly, and his right arm pointed to the sky: "Wait for us to lower our divine power and take your life—"

"Not good, you two laymen, please step back quickly." Daoist Kou, who had been staring at the situation nervously, stood forward and blocked Yu Zhengdu and the others. The tactic, "The demon king puts his head on his head, guards my house, the filth dissipates, and Dao Qi remains forever..."

The copper coin sword trembled slightly and let out a soft cry.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, which is frightening.

Old Mr. Yu was blown to the point of collapse, and asked in a trembling voice, "Daoist Kou, what's going on?"

Yu Zhengdu quickly went to help him: "Old man, the three gods are already possessed, please tell everyone to get out of the way quickly, and be careful not to be affected."

Mr. Yu had a look of disbelief: "How could it be? How could this be..."

The people around were also blown so that their faces hurt, and their hearts were panicked, and they all looked at Mr. Yu.

Yu Zhengdu said: "The righteous gods will not invade the land of the ancestral halls in the world, and the yin is so heavy, how can the gods be like this?"

As soon as he mentioned it, Mr. Yu couldn't help thinking that a long time ago, when he was a child, he was lucky enough to see a miracle. At that time, the three gods appeared, and the universe was indeed bright and clear. Totally different from today.

His heart trembled, he got up tremblingly, and shouted to everyone: "Please dodge quickly, for fear of getting hurt..."

There was still a little hesitation in his heart, and he didn't dare to say that the three gods had become demons.

Yu Manjiang was so angry that his face turned red, he jumped up and said, "Old Yu, why are you..."

Mr. Yu was highly respected among the members of the Yu clan. When he opened his mouth, everyone was shaken a little. They subconsciously wanted to retreat, but for some reason, their knees seemed to be filled with lead, and they couldn't move.

Kou Daochang sighed: "The world is at the end of the law, and the poor will not be able to borrow the power of the gods after all..."

With a clanging sound, all the red threads on the copper coin sword snapped, and the copper coins fell to the ground one by one. Daoist Kou also took a few steps back, his face pale.

Then look at the fellow's face that has turned black and purple, hair like steel needles, and two terrifying fangs protruding from his mouth, his appearance is no different from the image of the devil in the album.

In this situation, even if everyone doesn’t want to believe that the three gods are possessed, it’s okay, Daoist Kou held his breath and shouted: “Everyone, run——”

But their legs couldn't move at all, and the boundless panic almost tore everyone's thoughts apart.

At this moment, a bolt of lightning pierced the sky.

Someone raised his head, and he could see that Shang Que was moving forward, walking towards the fellow demon.

Daoist Kou was very nervous when he saw this, and quickly said: "Shang Layman, come back quickly, it's too dangerous!"

Yu Zhengdu's heart was also tightly gripped, but the more critical the time was, the more he had to pretend to be calm. He waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, we have already sent a text message to inform Yin Yin of the situation here, and Yin Yin promised to borrow some money." Mana assisted us in enforcing the law."

Daoist Kou: "..."

I saw Shang Que stretch out his hand to make a false finger, throw out a seal, and cursed: "Spicy chicken, false god, immediately kneel down and admit your mistake."

Daoist Kou was startled: "...you just use the seal like this?"

You know, since he practiced Taoism, he has never been able to bathe and burn incense before borrowing divine power, and pray with all his heart. The seal is a treasure of the teaching, and before using it, he is absolutely respectful, as if worshiping a god, how can he just throw it away like this...

Yu Zhengdu hurriedly sought compensation from the boss: "We are more casual in the Internet business."

Daoist Kou couldn't explain what he said, but he was still worried: "But the world is at the end of Dharma, how much power can Dharma Seal borrow?"

Hearing the sound of thunder rolling towards him, a bolt of thunder came crashing down, smashing the incense table in front of the same spirit, and the flame suddenly lit up the square.

The second thunderbolt followed closely and landed on the Temple of the Three Gods. The statues of the Three Gods fell down and turned into rubble.

The burning high incense was cut off at the middle, the incense burner was split in two, and the incense ash from the incense burner was scattered in all directions.

The rising flames will trap the ghosts, and the wind stops suddenly. Shang Que puts his hands behind his back, with the same disdainful expression as before: "Admit your mistake."

His hair, which was like a steel needle, collapsed all of a sudden, his fangs retracted, and his black and purple face turned gray.

Immediately afterwards, one fell to the ground and fell to his knees: "Don't, don't, don't strike me with lightning, I won't dare again—"

Then his voice changed: "It's all my elder brother's fault, it's my elder brother's lack of greed, I can't persuade him!"

Then there was another tone: "Don't shirk your responsibility, this is a decision made by the three of us, and you don't want to push it on me alone!"

The three voices alternated on the same man, accusing and insulting each other, and after a while, they even started to slap their own face: "I'll beat you to death!"

"I'll hit you too!"

"Come on, who is afraid of whom, don't think that I don't know about you secretly hiding gold ingots!"

Everyone at the scene: "………………????"

Yu Manjiang: "………………????"

To say it's miserable, it's still miserable.

Daoist Kou was even more stunned, looking at Yu Zhengdu, he couldn't finish his sentence: "You, how did you borrow Lei Huo?"

Still two!

Yu Zhengdu put away his mobile phone and said modestly: "Technology has changed the world, communication technology has brought us closer to different worlds, and cooperation has become easier and more effective."

The author has something to say: Let me explain: Tongji (乩tong) really exist in many places, especially in Taiwan, and many of them are very exaggerated. The person who claims to be able to invite the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother should be the third prince at most.

However, orthodox Taoism does not recognize the Fugui technique. It is generally believed that "the righteous god does not possess the body", but many places still believe this.

The three gods in the article are set to be small gods of the Yin Temple, so they can be invited through Fushi.

Friends who are interested can learn about the Yin Temple culture in Taiwan, which will definitely open your eyes.

This article advocates scientific communication, so I won’t repeat it!