New Times, New Hell
Chapter 18 Ghost King Seal┃How did you borrow the ghost directly?
Not all of Li Tiantian's friends believed what Chen Siyu said, and one or two felt that she was making up stories or being deceived by others, but most of them still had the mentality of believing what she said or not, Of course, it was also because their friends had a good family background, so there was no pressure to buy a stone.
On the contrary, it is the Yin Qi detection technology that makes everyone very interested. Everyone thinks whether this thing has an effect can be seen immediately, and it is not as random as stone transfer. Therefore, they all hope that they can have a body test while buying stones.
After hearing these procurement requirements, Yu Zhengdu was also a little surprised. He didn't expect that someone would want to spend money to try out a small program he was making for fun...
Since this was the first time that the company had received a bulk order for magnets, Yu Zhengdu counted the quantity and was about to go to the boss to discuss it. Unexpectedly, Shang Que called him into the office first.
Shang Que opened his mobile phone and spread it out in front of him. On it were the WeChat chat records between him and Wei Pin.
Shang Que: "He wants to buy stones..."
He paused and added: "Wholesale."
Yu Zhengdu glanced at Shang Que's WeChat, and Wei Pin's nickname remarked: Very rich.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
He quickly skimmed through the conversation before he understood what was going on.
It turns out that since Wei Xiao bought the stone from Luo Feng, his daughter Wei Mo has never suffered from the soul-stirring disorder again, and her body has become much healthier, and she has become more lively.
Because of Wei Mo's special situation, Wei Xiao and his wife had never dared to let her go to kindergarten before. They were already busy with work, and they also had to take care of the children. After a few years, they were quite exhausted. He has already begun to contact Wei Mo with the school, so that not only can he and his wife relax, but the children can also live the same life as their peers.
The child's matter has always been a heart problem for him. Now that the heart disease has been resolved, he and his wife are refreshed. This change naturally attracted the attention of friends. When everyone asked, he did not hide it.
People at Wei Pin's level have a social circle that is either rich or expensive. The common feature of these people is that they have finally succeeded in their struggles, and their age has begun to rise. When it is time to enjoy their achievements, they pay more attention to health, life and death than ordinary people. Many people naturally began to believe in metaphysics.And because they are not short of money, they are often more willing to invest in this aspect.
Because Wei Pin usually has to take care of his daughter by himself, he knows a lot about Wei Mo in his circle, and Wei Pin himself is a relatively down-to-earth person, so when he said it, everyone believed it [-]% to [-]% .Anyway, this was not a burden for them, so many people asked Wei Xiao to help them buy stones, some of them were rich and powerful, and even asked for more than a dozen at one go.
On the WeChat chat page, Wei Pin's attitude is very sincere.
Yu Zhengdu was silent for a while, and then slowly said to Shang Que: "I also received a purchase order just now..."
He talked about Li Tiantian's friend, and then the two fell silent at the same time.
Shang Que rested his chin and looked puzzled: "Why are people so afraid of death? Death is not scary..."
Yu Zhengdu: "...that's what you ghosts think!"
Shang Que was noncommittal, he just said casually, the most important thing right now is to deal with the order.
They used to sell stones just as an excuse, and what they actually did was to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits. This is the first time they have received a formal order to buy stones. The quantity is quite large, and the customers are all well-known. After thinking about it, I decided that I can no longer sell stones according to the previous way.
He spent a little time explaining to Shang Que the importance of building brand awareness. The most important thing is that the life and death book system they are developing is not profitable, but it needs to be continuously maintained and upgraded in the future. It is tantamount to a bottomless pit. The company must The ability to make long-term profits is necessary to ensure that the system can run for a long time.
In order to continue to make profits, we must have a steady stream of customers, and building a product brand will be an essential part.
Shang Que was just too lazy to deal with people before, and there was no need for it, but he understood the truth immediately, and immediately said: "I can give them stones that can eliminate disasters and filth."
Yu Zhengdu nodded: "Not only that, but the stone should also look good and have a uniform appearance, so that others can know that it is produced by our company."
The two of them worked together and quickly finalized the plan... Since they are all selling fortune stones, let's do it professionally.
Shang Que handed over this matter to Lu Lingxi and asked her to order a batch of jade from Ledu.
Ledu is adjacent to Fucheng. There is a desperate mountain at the junction of the two cities. A kind of jade is produced in the mountain. The quality is not good, there are many impurities, and there are many black stones mixed in. It cannot enter the high-end jade market, only some local handicraft workshops I want to make tourist souvenirs and travel to Impassable Mountain. You can buy two bracelets made of jade like this for ten yuan, which is very worthless.
But what they want to sell is not the jade itself. After ordering the jade, Shang Que gave Lu Lingxi a drawing with strange symbols on it, and asked her to hire local craftsmen in Judgment Mountain to carve the symbols on the jade respectively.
Yu Zhengdu didn't understand what the symbol was for a long time, so he went to ask Shang Que, and only then did he know that this symbol originally came from the same source as the Taoist seal "Fengdu summons ghosts and gods".
The Dharma seals used by practitioners are essentially borrowing power from the seals, and the power they generate is actually borrowed from the power of the gods of heaven and earth. Therefore, if the earth falls today and the gods are all destroyed, the power that each Dharma seal can borrow is only There are only traces of spiritual power left in the world, and the effect is naturally not as good as before, and the same is true for the popular Taoist talismans.
As for the seal of Shang Que, it is actually polite to say that "Fengdu summons ghosts and gods seal" has the same origin as it. Power, can be used to exorcise evil spirits.
Yu Zhengdu thought for a while before realizing that Shang Que, the "ghost king", had a prefix in front of it—Luo Fengshan.
"Thousands of years ago, many ascetics in the world used the power of Luofeng Mountain, and my seal was also handed down in the world." Shang Que said, "But after a long time, the world gradually engraved my seal out of shape. The current Fengdu summons the seal of ghosts and gods."
Yu Zhengdu suddenly realized: "That means your seal is the master version!"
Shang Que: "..." Although the meaning is correct, why didn't he sound nice when he said it.
Shang Que was very witty and didn't struggle with the adjectives with Yu Zhengdu. Instead, he put on an attitude of honest management, and said with his chest in his arms: "Since they spent a lot of money to buy jade, I can use the power of Luofengshan ghosts to protect them."
Yu Zhengdu concluded: "Isn't this just collecting protection fees!" The so-called collecting money to do things is to use ghosts to fight ghosts.
Shang Que snorted: "We are legal."
Yu Zhengdu ignored Shang Que and turned to study the seal.
Shang Que's French seal is worthy of being the master version. Seeing that it is full of ancient characters that Yu Zhengdu doesn't understand, and there are some symbols with unclear meanings, Yu Zhengdu didn't understand it after studying for a long time.
When it was time to get off work, Shang Que came out of the office and found that Yu Zhengdu was still studying the seal, so he asked, "Are you very interested in this?"
"Of course." Yu Zhengdu nodded, feeling sorry for himself, "Didn't you say that this seal can borrow the power of ghosts? I see ghosts all day now, and I have to learn some skills to defend myself. Mark it up, maybe it can be used at a critical time."
Shang Que sneered: "You don't want to draw it when you encounter a situation, do you?"
Yu Zhengdu looked up at him: "What? Can't you?"
Shang Que shook his head: "Fayin is not used like this."
Yu Zhengdu froze suddenly: "You said it earlier, it wasted half a day of my time."
Shang Que looked at him, quite helplessly: "If you are afraid, I can pass on your heart seal."
Yu Zhengdu was confused when he heard it: "What is the heart seal?"
"The ascetics in the human world pay attention to the transmission of the Tao with the heart, and the magic tools in the world need to be driven by the Tao in the heart. After I pass on your heart seal, you can borrow the power of ghosts to protect yourself as long as you recite silently in your heart." Que explained it to him, and then said, "But the heart seal needs to be driven by heart. Although I pass on your heart seal, if you don't have enough understanding, it is useless."
Yu Zhengdu clapped his hands: "Never mind him, you pass it on first, it's not a loss anyway."
Shang Que: "..."
The heart seal that Shang Que said was actually lending his own strength to Yu Zhengdu. In addition, he also passed on a formula to Yu Zhengdu for him to recite and comprehend.
The formula was long and awkward, and it was not easy to understand. Yu Zhengdu complained while reading the formula: "I shouldn't be greedy for the five social insurances and one gold, and now I have to develop and learn to catch ghosts." , I have to recite formulas, if this continues, I will start cultivating immortals..."
Shang Que directly ignored his complaints, and patted him on the shoulder: "Heart seal is the most difficult to use in Dharma seal. In the past, many monks in the world could not understand the trick of heart seal throughout their lives. You slowly Come on, if you really hit a ghost, it's faster to call me."
Yu Zhengdu cupped his fists: "Thank you."
***
Yu Zhengdu wrote down the formulas in the memo on his mobile phone. When he returned to school, he walked all the way and memorized them all the way. He felt that the work was not easy.
There is still a period of time before the official graduation, and most of the students are still living in the school dormitory. As soon as Yu Zhengdu turned to the dormitory corridor, he heard a burst of laughter from their dormitory, and someone shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up! It's my turn."
Yu Zhengdu was puzzled. When he walked into the dormitory, he saw that the room was full of male students from the same class. Everyone formed a circle. There was a bed desk in the middle of the room, and a piece of paper was spread on the table. Roommate Zhu Yan and two boys from other dormitories held out one hand and held a pen.
Yu Zhengdu frowned, grabbed the male student next to him and asked, "What are you doing?"
The classmate said: "Playing pen fairy, shit, their acting skills have improved a lot this time, and they just answered several questions."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Male students who have nothing to do before graduation can really spend their free time.
Yu Zhengdu was a little tired after working all day, and he was not in the mood to follow everyone, so he pushed everyone away and crawled on his bed, saying: "Let's go, let's go."
Over there, when Zhu Yan found him coming back, he raised his head and shouted to him: "Zhengdu, you came back just in time. We are playing with Bixian, so you should join us."
The other also said: "That's right, we have invited Bixian, if you have any questions you want to ask, you can seize the opportunity."
"Okay." Yu Zhengdu poked his head out of the bed, looked down at them, and said with a smile, "Then let me ask, is this pen fairy male or female?"
Everyone laughed again when they heard it, and someone said: "That's a good question!"
Someone also said: "Ask this pen fairy if he will be angry!"
Zhu Yan straightened his chest: "It's okay, let's ask boldly."
Yu Zhengdu: == It is his sand sculpture classmate who is not wrong.
He retracted his head on the bed, took out his mobile phone, and saw that Shang Que sent him two more formulas, PS: I missed two sentences in the formula I gave you today.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
He looked at it, and recited the formula he had just memorized together with these two sentences in his heart. He didn't want to think that just after he finished the recitation, a cold wind suddenly blew in the dormitory, and the students who were crowded together trembled, saying: "Damn, where is the wind coming from!"
Zhu Yan looked at the balcony door, and said: "Let's draft the hall, someone go and close the back door, it's freezing to death."
But Yu Zhengdu felt that something was wrong. He keenly felt that the temperature in the room dropped after the cold wind passed. He was puzzled, so he poked his head out to have a look again.
Seeing this, he was startled immediately, and saw that beside Zhu Yan, at some point, there was an extra person standing.
It was a chubby boy, dressed a bit sloppily, with flip flops on his feet, lowered his eyes and asked in a low voice, "Who is it? Who told me to come here?"
He looked around, but found that no one noticed him, so he slowly dropped his eyes on the pen on the table, and let out a sinister laugh: "Oh, do you want me to be a pen fairy? "
"Then I'll show you the way." He said, sitting next to Zhu Yan, then stretched out his hand, and grabbed the pen in Zhu Yan's hand.
At this time, Zhu Yanzheng was boldly repeating Yu Zhengdu's question: "Bi Xian Bi Xian, are you male or female?"
The students next to him booed: "Female! It must be a female!"
At the same time, the pen started to move slowly. This time, Zhu Yan seemed to be holding it very hard. He gave the other two classmates a dissatisfied look: Listen to me!
It just so happened that those two classmates also looked over, with the same meaning as him in their eyes: listen to me this time!
The pen didn't know who to listen to, and finally wrote crookedly: male.
Students: "Call——"
Zhu Yan was also very disappointed, so he smashed it: "I want to invite a female pen fairy."
The other two also complained: "That's right, please a woman, why write about a man..."
Zhu Yan suddenly felt that something was wrong, and just at this time, someone raised his head and shouted to them: "It's my turn, please help me, when can I have a girlfriend?"
The other students laughed when they heard the words, and someone said: "Can you ask something meaningful?"
The classmate was dissatisfied: "Why is this meaningless? This is the most important meaning of my life!"
Just as Zhu Yan wanted to say that he would not play today, he heard his accomplice say: "All right, all of us have a share tonight, and we can ask anything..."
Before they finished speaking, the pens in their hands suddenly began to move slowly. Zhu Yan's heart trembled suddenly, and he glanced at the other two with hints. Just in time, the other two also looked over, and their eyes all had the same meaning: You fouled La!
However, the pen didn't stop. Under everyone's gaze, he wrote a few words crookedly, and everyone saw: single dog.
Then the crowd laughed again, and the student blushed immediately, pointed at them and jumped: "You must be pretending, you didn't invite a pen fairy at all!"
A person next to him bumped into him: "That's not what you said just now."
Yu Zhengdu witnessed the whole process, the fat man still had a smug expression on his face, and made a face at the classmate: "I don't even have a girlfriend, and neither can you."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Yu Zhengdu calmly put his head back on the bed, and sent a message to the boss: [Boss, are you there?Help exorcise ghosts. 】
Shang Que responded quickly.
My poor boss: [... Are you hitting a ghost again? 】
Yu Zhengdu: [I don't blame your formula, the ghost came as soon as I finished reading it]
Yu Zhengdu: [Your heart seal is poisonous! 】
This time, Shang Que was quiet for a long time. About 3 minutes later, Yu Zhengdu received his reply, which was so speechless:
[Those Taoist priests can borrow the power of ghosts after studying for a lifetime]
【How did you borrow the ghost directly? 】
The author has something to say: Shang Que: Everyone is just borrowing some strength, why did you just get rid of the ghost?
Yu Zhengdu: My hen
On the contrary, it is the Yin Qi detection technology that makes everyone very interested. Everyone thinks whether this thing has an effect can be seen immediately, and it is not as random as stone transfer. Therefore, they all hope that they can have a body test while buying stones.
After hearing these procurement requirements, Yu Zhengdu was also a little surprised. He didn't expect that someone would want to spend money to try out a small program he was making for fun...
Since this was the first time that the company had received a bulk order for magnets, Yu Zhengdu counted the quantity and was about to go to the boss to discuss it. Unexpectedly, Shang Que called him into the office first.
Shang Que opened his mobile phone and spread it out in front of him. On it were the WeChat chat records between him and Wei Pin.
Shang Que: "He wants to buy stones..."
He paused and added: "Wholesale."
Yu Zhengdu glanced at Shang Que's WeChat, and Wei Pin's nickname remarked: Very rich.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
He quickly skimmed through the conversation before he understood what was going on.
It turns out that since Wei Xiao bought the stone from Luo Feng, his daughter Wei Mo has never suffered from the soul-stirring disorder again, and her body has become much healthier, and she has become more lively.
Because of Wei Mo's special situation, Wei Xiao and his wife had never dared to let her go to kindergarten before. They were already busy with work, and they also had to take care of the children. After a few years, they were quite exhausted. He has already begun to contact Wei Mo with the school, so that not only can he and his wife relax, but the children can also live the same life as their peers.
The child's matter has always been a heart problem for him. Now that the heart disease has been resolved, he and his wife are refreshed. This change naturally attracted the attention of friends. When everyone asked, he did not hide it.
People at Wei Pin's level have a social circle that is either rich or expensive. The common feature of these people is that they have finally succeeded in their struggles, and their age has begun to rise. When it is time to enjoy their achievements, they pay more attention to health, life and death than ordinary people. Many people naturally began to believe in metaphysics.And because they are not short of money, they are often more willing to invest in this aspect.
Because Wei Pin usually has to take care of his daughter by himself, he knows a lot about Wei Mo in his circle, and Wei Pin himself is a relatively down-to-earth person, so when he said it, everyone believed it [-]% to [-]% .Anyway, this was not a burden for them, so many people asked Wei Xiao to help them buy stones, some of them were rich and powerful, and even asked for more than a dozen at one go.
On the WeChat chat page, Wei Pin's attitude is very sincere.
Yu Zhengdu was silent for a while, and then slowly said to Shang Que: "I also received a purchase order just now..."
He talked about Li Tiantian's friend, and then the two fell silent at the same time.
Shang Que rested his chin and looked puzzled: "Why are people so afraid of death? Death is not scary..."
Yu Zhengdu: "...that's what you ghosts think!"
Shang Que was noncommittal, he just said casually, the most important thing right now is to deal with the order.
They used to sell stones just as an excuse, and what they actually did was to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits. This is the first time they have received a formal order to buy stones. The quantity is quite large, and the customers are all well-known. After thinking about it, I decided that I can no longer sell stones according to the previous way.
He spent a little time explaining to Shang Que the importance of building brand awareness. The most important thing is that the life and death book system they are developing is not profitable, but it needs to be continuously maintained and upgraded in the future. It is tantamount to a bottomless pit. The company must The ability to make long-term profits is necessary to ensure that the system can run for a long time.
In order to continue to make profits, we must have a steady stream of customers, and building a product brand will be an essential part.
Shang Que was just too lazy to deal with people before, and there was no need for it, but he understood the truth immediately, and immediately said: "I can give them stones that can eliminate disasters and filth."
Yu Zhengdu nodded: "Not only that, but the stone should also look good and have a uniform appearance, so that others can know that it is produced by our company."
The two of them worked together and quickly finalized the plan... Since they are all selling fortune stones, let's do it professionally.
Shang Que handed over this matter to Lu Lingxi and asked her to order a batch of jade from Ledu.
Ledu is adjacent to Fucheng. There is a desperate mountain at the junction of the two cities. A kind of jade is produced in the mountain. The quality is not good, there are many impurities, and there are many black stones mixed in. It cannot enter the high-end jade market, only some local handicraft workshops I want to make tourist souvenirs and travel to Impassable Mountain. You can buy two bracelets made of jade like this for ten yuan, which is very worthless.
But what they want to sell is not the jade itself. After ordering the jade, Shang Que gave Lu Lingxi a drawing with strange symbols on it, and asked her to hire local craftsmen in Judgment Mountain to carve the symbols on the jade respectively.
Yu Zhengdu didn't understand what the symbol was for a long time, so he went to ask Shang Que, and only then did he know that this symbol originally came from the same source as the Taoist seal "Fengdu summons ghosts and gods".
The Dharma seals used by practitioners are essentially borrowing power from the seals, and the power they generate is actually borrowed from the power of the gods of heaven and earth. Therefore, if the earth falls today and the gods are all destroyed, the power that each Dharma seal can borrow is only There are only traces of spiritual power left in the world, and the effect is naturally not as good as before, and the same is true for the popular Taoist talismans.
As for the seal of Shang Que, it is actually polite to say that "Fengdu summons ghosts and gods seal" has the same origin as it. Power, can be used to exorcise evil spirits.
Yu Zhengdu thought for a while before realizing that Shang Que, the "ghost king", had a prefix in front of it—Luo Fengshan.
"Thousands of years ago, many ascetics in the world used the power of Luofeng Mountain, and my seal was also handed down in the world." Shang Que said, "But after a long time, the world gradually engraved my seal out of shape. The current Fengdu summons the seal of ghosts and gods."
Yu Zhengdu suddenly realized: "That means your seal is the master version!"
Shang Que: "..." Although the meaning is correct, why didn't he sound nice when he said it.
Shang Que was very witty and didn't struggle with the adjectives with Yu Zhengdu. Instead, he put on an attitude of honest management, and said with his chest in his arms: "Since they spent a lot of money to buy jade, I can use the power of Luofengshan ghosts to protect them."
Yu Zhengdu concluded: "Isn't this just collecting protection fees!" The so-called collecting money to do things is to use ghosts to fight ghosts.
Shang Que snorted: "We are legal."
Yu Zhengdu ignored Shang Que and turned to study the seal.
Shang Que's French seal is worthy of being the master version. Seeing that it is full of ancient characters that Yu Zhengdu doesn't understand, and there are some symbols with unclear meanings, Yu Zhengdu didn't understand it after studying for a long time.
When it was time to get off work, Shang Que came out of the office and found that Yu Zhengdu was still studying the seal, so he asked, "Are you very interested in this?"
"Of course." Yu Zhengdu nodded, feeling sorry for himself, "Didn't you say that this seal can borrow the power of ghosts? I see ghosts all day now, and I have to learn some skills to defend myself. Mark it up, maybe it can be used at a critical time."
Shang Que sneered: "You don't want to draw it when you encounter a situation, do you?"
Yu Zhengdu looked up at him: "What? Can't you?"
Shang Que shook his head: "Fayin is not used like this."
Yu Zhengdu froze suddenly: "You said it earlier, it wasted half a day of my time."
Shang Que looked at him, quite helplessly: "If you are afraid, I can pass on your heart seal."
Yu Zhengdu was confused when he heard it: "What is the heart seal?"
"The ascetics in the human world pay attention to the transmission of the Tao with the heart, and the magic tools in the world need to be driven by the Tao in the heart. After I pass on your heart seal, you can borrow the power of ghosts to protect yourself as long as you recite silently in your heart." Que explained it to him, and then said, "But the heart seal needs to be driven by heart. Although I pass on your heart seal, if you don't have enough understanding, it is useless."
Yu Zhengdu clapped his hands: "Never mind him, you pass it on first, it's not a loss anyway."
Shang Que: "..."
The heart seal that Shang Que said was actually lending his own strength to Yu Zhengdu. In addition, he also passed on a formula to Yu Zhengdu for him to recite and comprehend.
The formula was long and awkward, and it was not easy to understand. Yu Zhengdu complained while reading the formula: "I shouldn't be greedy for the five social insurances and one gold, and now I have to develop and learn to catch ghosts." , I have to recite formulas, if this continues, I will start cultivating immortals..."
Shang Que directly ignored his complaints, and patted him on the shoulder: "Heart seal is the most difficult to use in Dharma seal. In the past, many monks in the world could not understand the trick of heart seal throughout their lives. You slowly Come on, if you really hit a ghost, it's faster to call me."
Yu Zhengdu cupped his fists: "Thank you."
***
Yu Zhengdu wrote down the formulas in the memo on his mobile phone. When he returned to school, he walked all the way and memorized them all the way. He felt that the work was not easy.
There is still a period of time before the official graduation, and most of the students are still living in the school dormitory. As soon as Yu Zhengdu turned to the dormitory corridor, he heard a burst of laughter from their dormitory, and someone shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up! It's my turn."
Yu Zhengdu was puzzled. When he walked into the dormitory, he saw that the room was full of male students from the same class. Everyone formed a circle. There was a bed desk in the middle of the room, and a piece of paper was spread on the table. Roommate Zhu Yan and two boys from other dormitories held out one hand and held a pen.
Yu Zhengdu frowned, grabbed the male student next to him and asked, "What are you doing?"
The classmate said: "Playing pen fairy, shit, their acting skills have improved a lot this time, and they just answered several questions."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Male students who have nothing to do before graduation can really spend their free time.
Yu Zhengdu was a little tired after working all day, and he was not in the mood to follow everyone, so he pushed everyone away and crawled on his bed, saying: "Let's go, let's go."
Over there, when Zhu Yan found him coming back, he raised his head and shouted to him: "Zhengdu, you came back just in time. We are playing with Bixian, so you should join us."
The other also said: "That's right, we have invited Bixian, if you have any questions you want to ask, you can seize the opportunity."
"Okay." Yu Zhengdu poked his head out of the bed, looked down at them, and said with a smile, "Then let me ask, is this pen fairy male or female?"
Everyone laughed again when they heard it, and someone said: "That's a good question!"
Someone also said: "Ask this pen fairy if he will be angry!"
Zhu Yan straightened his chest: "It's okay, let's ask boldly."
Yu Zhengdu: == It is his sand sculpture classmate who is not wrong.
He retracted his head on the bed, took out his mobile phone, and saw that Shang Que sent him two more formulas, PS: I missed two sentences in the formula I gave you today.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
He looked at it, and recited the formula he had just memorized together with these two sentences in his heart. He didn't want to think that just after he finished the recitation, a cold wind suddenly blew in the dormitory, and the students who were crowded together trembled, saying: "Damn, where is the wind coming from!"
Zhu Yan looked at the balcony door, and said: "Let's draft the hall, someone go and close the back door, it's freezing to death."
But Yu Zhengdu felt that something was wrong. He keenly felt that the temperature in the room dropped after the cold wind passed. He was puzzled, so he poked his head out to have a look again.
Seeing this, he was startled immediately, and saw that beside Zhu Yan, at some point, there was an extra person standing.
It was a chubby boy, dressed a bit sloppily, with flip flops on his feet, lowered his eyes and asked in a low voice, "Who is it? Who told me to come here?"
He looked around, but found that no one noticed him, so he slowly dropped his eyes on the pen on the table, and let out a sinister laugh: "Oh, do you want me to be a pen fairy? "
"Then I'll show you the way." He said, sitting next to Zhu Yan, then stretched out his hand, and grabbed the pen in Zhu Yan's hand.
At this time, Zhu Yanzheng was boldly repeating Yu Zhengdu's question: "Bi Xian Bi Xian, are you male or female?"
The students next to him booed: "Female! It must be a female!"
At the same time, the pen started to move slowly. This time, Zhu Yan seemed to be holding it very hard. He gave the other two classmates a dissatisfied look: Listen to me!
It just so happened that those two classmates also looked over, with the same meaning as him in their eyes: listen to me this time!
The pen didn't know who to listen to, and finally wrote crookedly: male.
Students: "Call——"
Zhu Yan was also very disappointed, so he smashed it: "I want to invite a female pen fairy."
The other two also complained: "That's right, please a woman, why write about a man..."
Zhu Yan suddenly felt that something was wrong, and just at this time, someone raised his head and shouted to them: "It's my turn, please help me, when can I have a girlfriend?"
The other students laughed when they heard the words, and someone said: "Can you ask something meaningful?"
The classmate was dissatisfied: "Why is this meaningless? This is the most important meaning of my life!"
Just as Zhu Yan wanted to say that he would not play today, he heard his accomplice say: "All right, all of us have a share tonight, and we can ask anything..."
Before they finished speaking, the pens in their hands suddenly began to move slowly. Zhu Yan's heart trembled suddenly, and he glanced at the other two with hints. Just in time, the other two also looked over, and their eyes all had the same meaning: You fouled La!
However, the pen didn't stop. Under everyone's gaze, he wrote a few words crookedly, and everyone saw: single dog.
Then the crowd laughed again, and the student blushed immediately, pointed at them and jumped: "You must be pretending, you didn't invite a pen fairy at all!"
A person next to him bumped into him: "That's not what you said just now."
Yu Zhengdu witnessed the whole process, the fat man still had a smug expression on his face, and made a face at the classmate: "I don't even have a girlfriend, and neither can you."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Yu Zhengdu calmly put his head back on the bed, and sent a message to the boss: [Boss, are you there?Help exorcise ghosts. 】
Shang Que responded quickly.
My poor boss: [... Are you hitting a ghost again? 】
Yu Zhengdu: [I don't blame your formula, the ghost came as soon as I finished reading it]
Yu Zhengdu: [Your heart seal is poisonous! 】
This time, Shang Que was quiet for a long time. About 3 minutes later, Yu Zhengdu received his reply, which was so speechless:
[Those Taoist priests can borrow the power of ghosts after studying for a lifetime]
【How did you borrow the ghost directly? 】
The author has something to say: Shang Que: Everyone is just borrowing some strength, why did you just get rid of the ghost?
Yu Zhengdu: My hen
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