New Times, New Hell

The entertainment activities at the Luofeng Annual Meeting lasted the whole afternoon, and the employees and guests had a great time. Unknowingly, it was time for the dinner, and everyone gradually rushed to the main venue under the greeting of the staff, preparing to start the formal banquet.

Wei Pin also returned to the children's hall to pick up Wei Mo. In fact, halfway through, he was worried that his daughter, who seldom went out since childhood, would not be used to it. Peggy is the trend of the little girlfriends, she is so happy to play, she has long forgotten her father who was not sticky in the past.

Wei Pin was forced to experience the experience of not staying in a female university in advance, and shed tears of his old father sadly.

However, he was able to socialize with a few friends in the mall easily, and personally experienced Luo Feng's event planning. I have to say that many details of Luo Feng's activities left a deep impression on him, which made him very interested in " I have some inspiration for the development of the new map of the game "Sleepwalking Fengdu".

Wei Xiao led Wei Mo to the banquet hall. Along the way, Wei Mo excitedly talked about the things he had played with Peggy and George. For the company, can I bring you with me?"

"Okay." Wei Mo nodded, and finally said, "Father, please enroll me in a remedial class for Olympiad, I want to learn Olympiad."

Wei Pin was inexplicable. His daughter had attended a lot of remedial classes since she was a child, but she never liked mathematics. Why did she suddenly propose to learn Olympiad?

Wei Mo shook his braids and said, "Peggy said that she is learning Mathematical Olympiad now, and I want to learn it too. I can do the questions with her in the future."

Wei Pin almost choked on himself: "Peiqi learns Mathematical Olympiad?"

Wei Mo nodded: "Her grades are really good!"

Wei Pin was in a daze, wondering if he should remind his daughter that a normal goose would not do Mathematical Olympiad questions.

The father and daughter walked into the banquet hall under the guidance of the staff.

The specifications of the banquet were actually quite high, and the environment and food were top-notch, but the company did not impose any dress and etiquette requirements on the participants, so looking around, everyone was in a relaxed state, especially Luo Feng and his subsidiaries The employees of Jinglu Future are already playing crazy at this time, and they are very excited. Before the banquet, they are busy taking photos with their colleagues and sending them to Moments.

Wei Pin leads Wei Mo to the VIP seat, and when he turns around, he sees Zhao Ruola bringing Jiao Shanlan over.

"Yo, Landry." Wei Pin frowned, and teased Jiao Shanlan, "Are you still trying to find a singer? Or are you planning to jump ship after Luo Feng's counter-attack?"

The fact that Jiao Shanlan's laboratory is tirelessly digging out the singer is already a public gossip in the industry, but what everyone doesn't know is that Jiao Shanlan's relationship with the singer is still good in private, and there is no cooperation between the universe factory and Luo Feng. You can also be invited to Luo Feng's annual meeting.

Jiao Shanlan helped his forehead helplessly: "How long are you going to make fun of me about this?"

Wei Pin laughed "haha", while Zhao Ruola helped Jiao Shanlan out: "President Wei, don't talk nonsense, Lnadry is also our company's VIP."

Jiao Shanlan looked at Zhao Ruola in horror, Zhao Ruola smiled slightly: "Whether our company and Universe Factory can cooperate this year depends on you."

Jiao Shanlan said weakly: "I knew you wouldn't invite me here for no reason..."

To say that Luo Feng's company is really evil, Zhao Ruola used to work in a wealthy company, and his subordinates were all projects worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I became down-to-earth, and never forgot to do business.

Zhao Ruola patted him on the shoulder with a meaningful expression on his face: "You will thank me later."

While chatting, a few programmers from Future Heron sneaked up: "Erica, Landry, take a photo with us?"

Big bosses like Zhao Ruola and Jiao Shanlan are already stars in the Internet industry. It is a basic procedure for them to be dragged by their programmers to take a group photo at the annual meeting. The two began to show business smiles very skillfully.

Jiao Shanlan sighed while posing for a photo: "Your programmers have really thick hair."

There were also programmers queuing up for a group photo and glanced at Wei Pin, then walked over silently: "Mr. Wei, how about taking a photo?"

Wei Pin squinted at the other party: "I'm the product manager."

Product managers and programmers swear by each other.

The programmer raised his head and raised his chest: "Let us contribute to the peaceful coexistence between programmers and product managers!"

Wei Pin: "...the people in your company talk in a different way."

The future programmers of Jinglu not only talk in one way, but also in hatred. After taking pictures with the big guys, everyone began to post the photos to various industry groups, attracting the envy of programmers from other companies exclamation.

Soon the dinner officially started. Before the banquet, as usual, the host cue process, and the CEO came out to give a round of annual summary to boost morale.

Shang Que has been running a company in the world for many years, and he has never made such a public speech. Today is also a day when he is forced to open.

Fortunately, Luo Feng's planning department had already prepared and wrote him a speech in advance, and Shang Que only had to read it according to the script.

Shang Que also became accustomed to business, he finished reading the manuscript with a straight body and an extraordinary manner, and finally did not forget to show a standard elite smile, which was specially trained by Yu Zhengdu before the meeting.

"...Thank you very much for your hard work in the past year, and hope that the company can create a better future for you, let's cheer together in the new year."

There was warm applause from the audience.

After Shang Que finished business, he left the stage without hesitation. The host Hu Xiaoyue hurriedly followed him, and followed his words: "Thanks to the CEO for his wonderful speech. It is due to everyone's hard work and continuous cooperation that the company can achieve today's results. In the new year, I look forward to everyone continuing to work hard, pioneering and innovating, advancing with the times, and writing a new chapter together.”

In accordance with the original interaction requirements, Hu Xiaoyue also wanted to cue the colleagues in the audience passionately at the end: "Everyone, our goal is——"

The employees at the headquarters took the lead in answering, shouting loudly: "Comprehensively realize the modernization of work processes——"

It attracted the contempt of the subsidiary programmers.

"The awareness of the headquarters is really high!"

"You really know how to flatter!"

"What the hell? Fully modernized? Why don't we talk about the four modernizations?"

"No, we can't lose, let them listen to our hearts!"

So after the headquarters shouted, the whistles and shouts of the programmers also rang.

"Our goal is - no baldness!"

"Marry Hu Xiaoyue and reach the pinnacle of life—"

Originally, it should be the goal and glory of the vixen to trigger the collective wolf howl of the male group, but at this time Hu Xiaoyue only felt trembling all over, and subconsciously glanced at the audience. Sure enough, the CEO's eyes narrowed slightly, and he was staring at the CTO Watch his reaction.

Hu Xiaoyue learned from the painful experience, and said with a sinking dantian, "Actually, I like women."

Programmers: "..." Damn it!

The speech is over and the meeting is officially opened.

Luo Feng's dinner was similar to other companies, and they also watched performances while eating. The programs included performances by specially hired guests from outside, as well as preparations by various departments themselves.

The ghosts at the headquarters used their own advantages to prepare a lot of magic and acrobatic performances, which were quite bright, but in the end they lost out to the subsidiary.

To say that Sao is still a straight male Sao, the programmers are usually suffocated, and at this time they are flying hard. If it is not for fear of scaring the VIPs, Liu Wei almost went into battle with the team members in fishnet stockings. Considering the impact later, the next best thing is, Change to a sailor suit to perform.

Of course, as a relatively new type of technology company, the boss performance is almost an industry consensus, and it is a routine program, and no one can escape it.

Among the VIP customers sitting in the audience, every executive from an Internet company counted as one, and they were all forced to perform. For example, Wei Pin played Sailor Moon at the annual meeting of Shuangjiao Technology this year, and Jiao Shanlan also played the role of Sailor Moon. At the annual meeting of Xinxing Technology, they danced the girl group dance.

Everyone was looking forward to what Shang Que and Yu Zhengdu would perform. The program only marked their order of appearance and did not write the content of the program.

Soon, the answer will be revealed.

Shang Que, Yu Zhengdu and Goose Peggy performed a dance together: Calorie.

Shocking cheers sounded from the audience, and the programmers called in unison: "Peggy, I love you—"

"Come on, Peggy!!"

"Peggy, you are the loudest!"

There is no way, although the CEO has a lot of fans on the Internet, he is still very authoritative in the company. Everyone secretly plays his dress-up game in private, but they absolutely dare not make fun of him in person.

But Peggy is different. Although she is fierce, she can't stand being cute. Even if her face is stepped on by her, as long as she can hold on, she can still get it.

Immediately, someone took out their mobile phone, turned on the recording function and aimed at the stage.

Amidst the brisk music, the CEO's family of three began to move along with the lyrics.

In fact, with the authority of Shang Que, the planning department never dared to propose him to perform on stage, but Yu Zhengdu was young and grew up immersed in Internet culture. It is developing in an open and inclusive direction, so when the programmers asked the boss to perform at the annual meeting like the CTOs of other companies, he agreed without much hesitation.

Unexpectedly, Shang Que didn't resist much, but went to dance with her boyfriend, which surprised Yu Zhengdu a bit.

"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up..."

"Every time I eat an extra grain of rice, I have to say sorry..."

The big goose flapped its wings, and the goose paws precisely stepped on the music point. Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que also changed into crisp white shirts and slacks, and followed the rhythm of the big goose, stepping left and right, turning in circles Tilt your head.

The planning department specially hired someone to re-choreograph this song. The new dance steps are simple and refreshing. Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que have long arms and legs. Surprisingly, they are not as funny as everyone imagined. On the contrary, they are quite neat and beautiful. .

But this neatness does not seem dry and boring, because there is a particularly conspicuous white goose standing between Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que.

Many people at the scene knew that Peggy could dance for a long time. When Peggy was dancing ballet, passers-by recorded it and put it on the Internet with music. At one time, a popular video was posted, which attracted a lot of attention, and also surprised Heron in the future. People in the industry is very good for a while.

But because the music in that video was composed in the later stage, some people will inevitably suspect that it was just a coincidence, but this time it is different, this is a live video, and I danced with the CEO and seniors, so it must have been really choreographed. .

There was a lot of excitement off the field, and one by one small videos were continuously spread to the industry group, which attracted the amazement of the group friends.

[Your annual meeting actually had a performance by Peggy Goose? 】

【Mom, this goose can really dance! ! ! 】

【I'm crazy, Peggy the Goose dances better than my niece? ? ? 】

【Peggy is so cute, I decided that I want to jump ship to startle the future! 】

Someone couldn't hold back and posted the video on Weibo, and the reactions of netizens were different from those of straight male programmers.

[Ah, it's the CEO and the seniors! 】

[Why does the ceo look so good even in the sand sculpture dance! ! 】

[Sure enough, even the bosses of Internet companies cannot escape this catastrophe! 】

[Emmmm, can I say, the ceo, the senior and one of the fans of Peggy Goose have three tastes? 】

The performance of the boss is nothing, but the CEO is not an ordinary boss, he is a boss with a prosperous and beautiful face, and he brought the big goose who was discussed for a while with the ballet video, this video quickly caused a lot of trouble in a small area. discussed.

Netizens screamed how to join Luo Feng.

The cute performances of the handsome boss and the cute pet mascot brought great lethality. However, when the host reported the next performance, the employees of Jinglu Future and the netizens who followed this annual meeting were really excited up.

Performer: Colleagues from the entertainment business department of the headquarters: Sagittarius Band

Performance Program: Changing Heads

The employees of Jinglu Future were collectively shocked: "What, the Sagittarius band is a colleague from our headquarters?"

"I'm sick, should the company be so low-key??"

"I asked my colleagues to sign me!"

Netizens were also shocked by the same style, but after being surprised, they left messages under the accounts that posted the video of Luo Feng's annual meeting:

[Ah, ah, please live broadcast! 】

[It turned out to be a Sagittarius!What kind of fairy company is this!The blogger asks for a live broadcast! 】

[If you didn't get a ticket for the Sagittarius concert, whether you can see the fresh Sagittarius depends on the conscience of the host! 】

In the end, someone couldn't hold back the desire to show off, and secretly started a Weibo live broadcast.

The Sagittarius Band has a different flow from the Internet celebrity CEO and Internet celebrity goose. This is a serious phenomenon in the entertainment industry, a real topical band for the whole people, and a large number of fans soon heard about it.

Keywords such as Luo Feng Annual Meeting, Sagittarius Band, etc. have become hot search terms.

Fans flocked into the employee's live broadcast room, but after seeing the name of the show performed by Sagittarius, everyone was confused again:

[Change head?What show is this? 】

[Is it a new song?or dance? 】

[I have followed all the public schedules of Sagittarius, but I have never heard of this performance? 】

In the midst of speculation, the Sagittarius band appeared, but not in their usual rock and roll outfits, but in costumes, and did not bring their respective musical instruments. The male Kinara still wore his iconic horse head, but it was too avant-garde The horse's head looks very out of place with his costume.

Just when everyone was wondering, the music sounded, but it was not the original song of Sagittarius, but the soundtrack of the world-famous Shu Opera that everyone is familiar with.

In a piece of "change, change, change, change, look like the wind is as fast as electricity, fast like electricity", a barrage:

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Changing face?Why change face? 】

【The Sagittarius band won't sing by themselves this time?Changed the show? 】

[No, acting should also be singing, what's going on here? 】

[Ah, Sagittarius is not going to perform a face-changing show, is he?They still have this skill? 】

[Wait, have you forgotten the name of this program? 】

[Change head? ?My day, it won't be what I thought, right? 】

The speculation on the barrage had just flashed by, and before the netizens had time to discuss it, there was a sudden "boom—" sound in the live broadcast room, and the audience at the annual meeting exploded.

On the stage, the male Kinnaruo flicked his cloak and changed his horse's head in an instant.

[! ! ! ! ! TM's really a change of head? 】

【Didn't it mean that his horse's head couldn't be pulled off?Why can it be changed? 】

【Changed and changed again!white horse! 】

At this moment, whether it was the audience at the annual meeting or the netizens in the live broadcast room, they were all stunned.

On the stage, the horse's head, which had been widely reported by the media as "unable to pull it off", was replaced in an instant.

The brown horse head was replaced by a black horse.

The black horse was replaced by a white horse.

【Awesome, awesome】

[How did this happen! 】

The music on the stage is still exciting.

"It's never too late to say it, it's not too late, it's not too difficult to say, it's not too difficult to say, let you look far and near, look forward and back, look closely, look slowly, look left, look right, look up and down, look horizontally and vertically ..."

The audience collectively burst into tears: It's not that they can't see it at all!

But after the initial shock passed, everyone immediately became excited again.

Although this change of head is a bit weird, but there is a saying that it is indeed a wonderful performance. Jin Luo's horse head is an enduring topic in the entertainment industry. Countless people want to see what the face under his horse head looks like .

Some media even made a special topic: Can you see Jin Luo under the horse's head in your lifetime?

Now the answer is out: yes.

It's just that there are several other horse heads.

After figuring it out, the barrage immediately burst into laughter:

[Let you cue the head under the horse's head all the time, now they really show it to you! 】

[Jin Luo is awesome, change your face when others change your face! 】

【So, how much does Jin Luo plan to change tonight? 】

[Probably there are not many of them. Just now, they have changed into brown horses, black horses and white horses. What other horses can there be? 】

Just after the discussion here, the answer was given immediately on the stage.

Jin Luo turned around beautifully, and when he turned his head, there was already a black and white pattern on his head: a zebra.

There was an uproar in the audience and applause continued.

Barrage:【…………………………………】

[I am convinced! ! ! 】

[I didn't expect to turn into a zebra? ! 】

[Is it over now? ? 】

[It's over, the music is almost over. 】

At the annual meeting, the invited VIP customers went crazy and asked Yu Zhengdu, "How did you do this performance?"

Yu Zhengdu could only respond with a mysterious smile: "Business secrets."

It's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's that he can't.

How else can this be done? Of course, magic is blinding the eyes.

Although Kinnaruo's magic skills are low, it is impossible for the male Kinnaruo to keep changing his head at ordinary times, but it is not a problem to change his head occasionally on critical occasions.

Wei Mo couldn't take his eyes off it, he took Wei Pin's hand and kept asking, "Dad, Dad, what will happen next?"

Wei Pin didn't know, but he did the math, all kinds of horses have become almost the same, and even zebras have come out, so it should be over, right?

However, with an attitude of being responsible for his daughter's answer, he still asked Yu Zhengdu first: "Mr. Yu, is this the last horse head?"

Yu Zhengdu was not too clear about the specific performance, so he just said, "It seems that there will be another change at the end?"

Wei Pin was puzzled: "Is there any horse that hasn't changed?"

Yu Zhengdu shook his head: "I don't know either?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the music on the stage stopped suddenly, and Yu Zhengdu and Wei Pin quickly turned their heads to look.

I saw Kinnaruo doing a beautiful backflip, and when he landed, the horse's head on his neck changed again.

hippo.

Everyone: "..."

Barrage:

[No problem, hippos are also called horses. 】

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