New Times, New Hell
Chapter 11 The Lagging Law of the Underworld┃It's been 8102 years
The sudden explosion of Hong Gentou caused chaos in the entire reincarnation hall, and even the neat reincarnation team was disrupted.
However, compared to Hong Gentou, who was covered with long hair and green face and fangs, Yu Zhengdu felt that the crowd of ghosts floating around the scene with distorted faces looked more terrifying.
Can some excited uncles not take off their feet and hug them when they are running, you are not a prosthetic limb! !
Hong Gentou was obviously very satisfied with the panic he had caused. His whole body grew bigger and bigger, his mouth was split right up to the earlobe, and the stinky saliva flowed down to his chin. His red eyes were fixed on Yu Zhengdu , hoarse voice with bloody pleasure: "It's been a long time since I killed someone, I really miss that feeling—"
"You have a good idea!" Yu Zhengdu poked his head out from the boss's shoulder, "Boss, hurry up, dinner is ready!"
Shang Que: "..."
He didn't move, and after a while he spoke in a rather inarticulate way: "Don't eat, it's too ugly."
Yu Zhengdu was heartbroken: "Why are you still picky about eating!"
Shang Que: "...Huh?"
While speaking, Hong Gentou exuded almost substantive resentment all over his body, and rushed towards him very fiercely, with a long grin in his mouth: "Come to hell with me—"
Yu Zhengdu's heart was raised in his throat, and he hurriedly pushed the boss forward: "The boss rushed the duck——"
Shang Que let out a helpless chuckle: "I won't do anything."
Yu Zhengdu discussed: "...Then you stand in the way and buy me some time to run."
At this moment, Zhen Yi cursed angrily from the side: "Fuck you, you dare to affect our reincarnation order!"
Yu Zhengdu turned his head to look, and saw Zhen Yi took out a pistol from his back, quickly pulled the safety catch and shot directly at Hong Gen in midair.
The sound of the gun was very special, unlike the firearms in Yangjian, and there was no metallic sound, but it was like a thin string cutting a person's nerves, making one's whole body tense suddenly.
There were no traces of bullets, and the air had grown to three or four times its normal size. Hong Gen, who looked extremely ferocious, shook his head violently, let out a painful and stern roar, and threw himself halfway into the air, giving a pause. The resentment that was about to solidify all over his body dissipated in all directions, and then, the huge body directly performed a free fall on the spot.
Hearing a soft "bang--", Hong Gen's head fell directly in front of Shang Que and spread into a pile.
Shang Que and Yu Zhengdu took a step back together tacitly. Yu Zhengdu poked his head out from Shang Que's shoulder and looked at the bloated and fat ghost on the ground. Do you dare to be more scientific in the ghost pose?!"
As soon as he asked, the lump on the ground shook violently, and Hong Gentou lifted his huge head forward, struggling unwillingly: "I want you to be buried with me—"
Because of the face-down fall, Hong Gen's ferocious face was a little broken, and he looked even more ferocious.
Yu Zhengdu: "Oh——"
As soon as he howled, he saw a few ghosts in uniforms maintaining order rushing over with sticks in the distance, surrounded Hong Gentou, and beat him down with sticks, hands and feet.
"Grass mud horse! Disturbing order!"
"Today's reincarnation will be delayed again, damn it, I'm going to work overtime!!"
"Strength, beat this turtle to death!!!"
……
Yu Zhengdu didn't howl completely in one breath, choked in his throat and couldn't get out: "..."
When Hong Gentou, who looked majestic and ferocious just now, was pulled up, he could no longer see his original shape. The inflated body returned to its normal size like a deflated balloon, but the whole ghost was full of blood. They are all punched out depressions, which are actually more terrifying than the ghost form.
A security ghost was still not satisfied, heard him humming, and hit the back of his head with a stick: "Be quiet."
Zhen Yi withdrew his gun to his back, and ordered the security guards to drag Hong Gentou to the side of the ancient well, angrily said: "It's too cheap for this kind of evil spirit who never repents to be reincarnated as a beast!"
Yu Zhengdu nodded in agreement.
Shang Que was noncommittal, and only said: "Contact Kang Jin and update his information."
Zhen Yi hurriedly took out his mobile phone to call the headquarters, and after a while, a look of joy appeared on his face: "The headquarters recalculated Hong Gentou's merits and demerits. Wounded by resentment and turned into a fierce ghost, Hong Gentou will be a beast for the third life again, and all of them are the most miserable and miserable ways to die!"
Shang Que nodded, his eyes drooped, and his voice was a little chilly: "After he suffers from the suffering of livestock, after three lifetimes, he will enter the realm of hungry ghosts and never enter reincarnation."
As soon as Shang Que's words came out, everyone on the scene gasped, and the uncle who tore off his legs and held them in his arms opened his mouth even more, and his legs rolled directly to the ground.
Yu Zhengdu had only a half-knowledge of the Six Paths, and couldn't fully understand the meaning behind this decision, but just by hearing the name, he knew it was definitely not a good thing.
Sure enough, Hong Gentou, who had nothing to worry about before and thought that he would just be a beast for a few more lives, trembled when he heard the words, his eyes were full of panic that couldn't be disguised, he twisted and struggled, and begged for mercy: "Don't do this to me, please!" Please, don't—I don't want to go to the hungry ghost—"
But Shang Que was unmoved, raised his hand lightly, and the security guards nodded immediately, and pushed Hong Gentou into the ancient well forcefully, leaving only a terrified and mournful howl.
After dealing with Hong Gentou, Zhen Yi took the opportunity to explain the law to the ghosts present: "Everyone has seen it. Escaping without authorization and endangering the world is the end. Please consciously abide by the order and reincarnate well."
After he finished speaking, other security guards also began to maintain order, the numbers on the electronic display screen jumped again, and the gentle female voice broadcast sounded again: "Customer No. 1866, please queue up at the second channel to reincarnate—"
"Client No. 1867, please queue up for reincarnation at the third channel—"
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The scene quickly returned to its original order, but the obviously stiff atmosphere would not go back for a while. Many Ghost Eyes looked sympathetically at the group of ghosts who were still squatting in the corner, not knowing what they were. what happened.
Zhen Yi was very satisfied with the effect. They chose to interrogate ghosts in public in the reincarnation hall. Isn't it just to scare chickens and monkeys? He rubbed his hands and looked at Shang Que flatteringly: "Boss, shall we continue the trial?"
Shang Que nodded, and gracefully sat back on the chair.
Yu Zhengdu looked back, and saw a few ghosts squatting in the corner of the wall, who had squeezed together at some point, and were crying with each other.
"I don't dare to run anymore, I don't dare anymore, don't throw me into the realm of hungry ghosts—"
"I've lost my mind. If I'm a pig, I'll be a pig. At most, I'll be turned into a roast suckling pig. It's better to be a hungry ghost!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy
……
Zhen Yi pointed at the free soul and said, "You, come out."
The soul trembled and stood up crying: "I dare not, I really dare not."
Zhen Yi asked with a straight face, "Why did you run away with Hong Gentou?"
The free soul wiped away tears and said: "I received a text message telling me to be a chicken in my next life, and I'm afraid..."
Zhen Yi snorted coldly: "If you're that scared, don't do bad things while you're alive."
The free soul cried out aggrievedly: "I didn't know that the consequences of prostitution would be so serious!"
Yu Zhengdu originally thought he was another vicious murderer, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but spit out. He looked at Shang Que in shock: "Wait, whores are going to be chickens, what chickens?"
Shang Que gave him a strange look, and said, "You're a chicken."
The free soul is still crying: "Hong Gentou told me that if you are a chicken, your neck will be wiped, and the feathers will be plucked before it dies. Maybe it is not dead, so it will be thrown into the pot for stewing. He is a beast. With a lot of experience, I believed him, I didn't do it on purpose, I was really afraid of pain, afraid of being plucked..."
Yu Zhengdu was startled: "Would you like to be a prostitute after you die, but you will be a chicken after death?"
Shang Que rested his chin and said lazily: "If you are a habitual prostitute, yes."
Yu Zhengdu: "What kind of habitual offender?"
Zhen Yi turned around and answered him: "This man started prostitution at the age of 16 until he died of a disease at the age of 66. He got married in the middle and never stopped. He even brought his wife the disease he contracted from outside."
Following his revelation, Free Soul lowered his head in shame, covered his face and said, "I really didn't know it would be so serious, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go whoring."
Zhen Yi communicated with the headquarters and said: "The information in the book of life and death has been updated. You were instigated by Hong Gentou, and you didn't do anything else that endangered society when you escaped. That's fine, it's just a plague chicken."
The free soul was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Plague chicken! Then no one will eat it, and it won't be bloodletted and plucked!"
Yu Zhengdu couldn't help but said: "The plague chickens are all dealt with uniformly, they just die in different ways."
Free Soul: The smile fades away.
After the trial of the free soul, he was also escorted by the security guards to Gujing to push the matter away. The ghosts behind were basically incited by Hong Gentou because they committed crimes during their lifetime and were about to be reincarnated as animals. After Hong Gentou's end, these ghosts didn't dare to have other thoughts, they were tried obediently, and accepted reincarnation.
On the other side of the reincarnation hall, those who originally wanted to run away but failed to do so were both scared and fortunate at the same time. This time the killing of chickens and monkeys was very successful, and I am afraid that it will be difficult for ghosts in the future to be easily incited.
After dealing with the escape from the ghost, Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que took a taxi back together.
On the way, Shang Que answered calls from several companies, and confirmed with him the reincarnation status of several escaped ghosts. Seeing Yu Zhengdu's curious face, Shang Que showed him the picture sent by Kang Jin.
Yu Zhengdu looked at an egg on the picture with a dazed expression on his face.
Shang Que smiled: "This is the prostitute."
Yu Zhengdu: "...The speed of reincarnation is really fast."
He looked at the picture carefully again, still a little unbelievable: "I didn't expect the underworld to be so strictly controlled, whoring would be reincarnated as a chicken."
Shang Que took back the phone, thought for a moment, and said, "No, it's because the calculation formula of the book of life and death lags behind."
He showed some information to Yu Zhengdu, and Yu Zhengdu knew that the book of life and death used by Luo Feng inherited the set of standards used by the original underworld before the collapse of the sky and the earth. This set of standards started as early as 2000 years ago. It has been used until today. Although there have been some modifications, some basic provisions have not changed much. For example, the standard of "ten evils" as a felony is still the same as it was thousands of years ago.
Very feudal.
After hearing this, Yu Zhengdu couldn't help sighing: "This is too late, it's been 8102 years."
Shang Que nodded: "The times are developing, and the calculation standard of the life and death book should indeed develop accordingly, but it is not a simple matter to revise the standard. There is no one in the company who can do this work."
Yu Zhengdu thinks about it too. This is almost like amending the law. It is really not an easy thing to affect the whole body.
He thought about the egg, and thought it was a bit funny, but after all, these were out of his control, he thought about it for a while, and then he stopped thinking about it, and his mind turned to other things.
He asked, "What does the hungry ghost realm look like?"
After asking for a long time, the boss didn't answer. Yu Zhengdu turned his head and saw that Shang Que had lowered his head at some point and focused on the world of the mobile phone. On the mobile phone page, there was a popular mobile game interface.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
The boss is really racing against time to see every stitch.
After a while, Shang Que showed an unhappy expression: "He was killed again."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Although the boss has worked so hard, but the technology is still good!
Yu Zhengdu comforted him: "Who hasn't died a few times in the game, just get used to it."
Shang Que said unwillingly: "I'm not equipped enough! This person is a big kryptonite."
Yu Zhengdu seriously suggested: "Boss, why don't we find a way to make more money, and strive to invest in the game for you evenly."
Otherwise, a dignified ghost king will be hanged and beaten in the game all day long, and the news will not have a good impact on the company.
Yu Zhengdu just said it casually, but Shang Que's eyes lit up: "It makes sense!"
With this interruption, the matter of the Hungry Ghost Realm will be silent.
Shang Que put away his mobile phone, leaned back slightly against the back of the chair, and sighed softly: "The affairs in this world are really expensive."
Just after finishing speaking, the phone dinged, Wei Pin's remittance text message arrived, and Shang Que was very satisfied with his attitude: "Such customers can cooperate for a long time."
Yu Zhengdu thought for a while, took out the marionette, took a photo in a kneeling position, and sent it to Wei Pin, with a postscript: After-sales service.
Wei Pin responded quickly:
Wei Pin: [Don't be so polite, really! ! ! ! 】
The author has something to say: Zhengdu: It's time to get some money for the boss...
Mr. Wei: Take the money, not after the sale! ! !
Chapter 12 Fairy Fight┃Procedures to reduce the impact of some parents using caesarean section to change the birth time of their children
After returning to the company, Yu Zhengdu handed over the puppet to his colleagues for review. He found out that the ghost in the puppet was an orphan before he was alive. Unfortunately, he fell into the magic spell of a Taoist priest and died on the street. Afterwards, the soul was detained and refined by the Taoist priest for him. Driven, finally escaped, but the dead ghost was obsessed with it, and the grievances with the Taoist priest were unfinished, so he couldn't enter the cycle of reincarnation, so he had to wander in the world all the time.
In this case, Luo Feng couldn't arrange for him to reincarnate, and it wasn't enough to detain him. In the end, he could only educate him, warn him not to be scary anymore, and then let him go.
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As the graduation season approaches, there are more posts on starflicker, a well-known domestic IT technology exchange forum, and most of them are help posts posted by fresh graduates to solve graduation design problems.Technology forums have never been very friendly to the outreach party. Unless there are some interesting questions, the bosses in the forum basically don't bother to answer them. Therefore, many posts are short-lived and soon sink.
But in the past two days, a post has attracted the attention of many people in the forum, and the discussion has been very hot. Even some bigwigs in the forum who rarely speak at ordinary times have left to reply.
However, most people pay attention to the post not because of the gold content of the content of the post, but because they are simply shocked by the title and the person who posted it.
Title: A rational discussion of the possibility of procedurally reducing the impact of some parents using caesarean sections to alter the timing of their children's births.
Content: As we all know, with the development of medicine, caesarean section technology is becoming more and more mature, and some parents will use this technology to change the normal birth time of their children.Assuming that the birth time of newborns is uniformly allocated by the system, how to reduce the impact of caesarean section on date selection through program settings?
Posted by: singer
The post was posted two days ago, and not long after it was posted, it became a popular post.
1L: When did elementary school students get mixed up in the forum?
2L: I was taken aback when I saw the title, and I was about to laugh at it, but when I saw the person who posted it, my smile froze...
3L: I clicked on the poster's homepage and read it three times. I'm sure it's the singer himself, not a fake.
4L: Go back to 1L, open your eyes wide and look at the poster, if the singer is a primary school student, then this forum is probably a kindergarten
5L: What's the situation, the boss's account has been hacked?
6L: The singer finally posted again?This topic is quite interesting.
……
58L: I read the post [-] times and still didn't understand it. Is the IQ gap between me and the boss so big?
59L: [osone]: Thank you for the invitation, I clicked in with the mood of discussing advanced technology with the singer, wait for me to smoke a cigarette to calm down, smoke.jpg
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345L: [Lan]: Thank you for the invitation, if ordinary people post this kind of post, I will ignore it directly, but since it is posted by a singer, then I will briefly analyze the possibility, generally speaking... (750 is omitted here six characters)
346L: Sprayed, Mr. Lan really answered!
347L: Seeing Lan's classic opening move "I'll just analyze it briefly", I knew that the answer must not be simple
348L: I saw the title: Are you kidding me?I saw Big Brother Lan's reply: The IQ gap between me and Big Brother can't be made up.
349L: For a moment, I don’t know whether to kneel first to the singer who asked the question or to Lan who answered the question...
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555L: [singer]: Back to Lan, the method you mentioned has certain operability, but the following problems will arise in practice... (860 words are omitted here) Based on this point, I think there is still room for further discussion .
556L: @[email protected] what do I see? I haven't understood Lan's answer yet, did the singer practice it? ? ?Can the bosses take care of the self-esteem of us ordinary people?
556L: [osone]: I'm done smoking. Now that Lan raised the possibility and the singer has practiced his true knowledge, I'll add my opinion...
... (omit n word)
664L: [singer]: osone’s suggestion solves the defects of Lan’s method to a certain extent, but it still cannot completely solve the problem. In practice, you will face the following problems... (omit the n word)
665L: I thought it was a joke when I first saw the title of the singer, but after reading the answers of a few bigwigs, I was taught.
666L: Since the bosses above are fighting with gods, I will follow my floor and call 666
667L: 666
668L: 666
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Starflicker is the top technology exchange forum in China. Many of the IDs in the forum are well-known top figures in the industry, such as osone and Lan in the replies, and there have been rumors that they are the top 5 technology manufacturers in China.
These bigwigs have been diving all year round, and they don't speak easily. If they speak, they will definitely attract onlookers. Now that there are both osone and Lan's replies in this post, it will undoubtedly become the most popular post at present.
And Osone and Lan will appear at the same time, obviously not because of the problem of this post itself, but because the person who posted it is a singer.
Singer registered an account on starflicker four years ago. From being a little immature at the beginning to developing rapidly later on, he became a forum boss as famous as Lan and others in just two years. level.
Singer was very active in the forums in the early years, and you can see his answers to many questions below. Now click on his homepage, and you can also see his heroic appearance with other big brothers Huashan in the past. Not only that, but there are rumors in the world that he I also helped Lan and Osone solve technical problems in private, and these big guys owe him favors.
However, since the second half of last year, the singer's activity has dropped significantly, especially since the beginning of this year, he has not posted any more posts.
So as soon as he spoke, people with good intentions quickly invited Lan and other bigwigs to come and answer. Many people thought that the singer was stimulated to spoof when they saw the title. They never expected that Lan and these people could answer seriously. , the singer can still reply clearly.
The people who eat melons are really stunned. The building is getting higher and higher, but obviously many people still can't believe that the singer's question is serious. More than half of the thousands of stories of high-rise buildings are discussing the purpose of the singer's post. what exactly is it.
In fact, the purpose of the singer's post is not too complicated, it is just a problem encountered in reality.
The operator of the singer account, Yu Zhengdu, replied to Lan's latest answer on the forum. He closed the page and started working without even looking at the wild speculations of the melon eaters.
The accidental cooperation negotiated with Wei Pinna slightly eased the company's financial pressure, and Yu Zhengdu also began to study the systematic problems of dead books. However, he is the only developer in the company, and he will inevitably encounter many problems in his work. Fortunately, the information age has solutions for the information age. After he and Shang Que confirmed the content that could be put on the Internet for discussion, they began to post on the forum.
With his status as a technical guru, other bigwigs are very willing to communicate with him. After a few days, he also solved some problems, but it is still unrealistic to perfect the system by himself.
Yu Zhengdu practiced the new idea proposed by Lan, and solved a few bugs smoothly. He glanced at his phone while drinking water, and saw several messages on WeChat.
Lan: [The question you posted on the forum, are you serious? 】
Lan: [I'm going back to China next month, let's meet and talk about you and Xinxing]
Lan: [When is your graduation photo, I will show you a show]
Lan: [My laboratory is about to be established, and I will apply to let you become the first batch of members and hold shares]
Yu Zhengdu: [Alas]
Lan: [? 】
Yu Zhengdu: [You may have to wait for me for a year...]
Lan: [What do you mean?What happened? 】
Yu Zhengdu: [Blame me, I shouldn't be greedy for five insurances and one housing fund...]
Yu Zhengdu: [Let's talk when you come back 0.0]
Lan: […]
Yu Zhengdu didn't care about Lan's heart-piercing shouts, and ruthlessly quit the WeChat interface, and took his computer to find Shang Que.
Shang Que is galloping in the game world, but unlike before, the corners of his mouth are raised this time, and it seems that he has not been hanged.
Sure enough, as soon as Yu Zhengdu came in, Shang Que proudly showed off to him: "I have revenge!"
Yu Zhengdu held the venue to congratulate: "Congratulations."
Shang Que looked up and saw that he was still holding the computer in his hand, he immediately let go of the mouse knowingly, put on his usual cold face, coughed lightly, and said, "Let's talk about work."
Due to the serious shortage of manpower, the system design work of the book of life and death can only be done by Shang Que himself, and the position of product manager is temporarily concurrent.
Yu Zhengdu reported the progress to him, Shang Que nodded after listening, and said, "En."
Yu Zhengdu knew him a little bit, "Hmm" means he didn't understand, but he didn't expect his boss to understand technology, so he just asked, "Do you have any new ideas on product design?"
As soon as he asked, Shang Que's eyes lit up and he sat a little forward: "Yes."
Yu Zhengdu: "..." He was just being polite.
Shang Que took it seriously, and seemed to be prepared, he rubbed his fingertips slightly, and said seriously: "I think we can add a face-squeezing program to the system."
Yu Zhengdu: "????"
It was rare for Shang Que to understand the question marks on his face, and he explained to him very caringly: "In our colleagues' work, ghosts often come to consult about their appearance after reincarnation. Take a look."
Shang Que's face was deep: "I can also understand this kind of trouble..."
Yu Zhengdu looked at the boss's beauty that can be called overwhelming, and couldn't understand the boss' troubles. He asked, "How did you learn about this trouble?"
Shang Que: "The game I played recently, I didn't pinch my face well at first, it was so ugly that I almost gave up my account, but I pinched my face again yesterday, and now it's much more pleasing to the eye..."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Yu Zhengdu heard that something was wrong, so he moved the boss's computer casually, and turned the screen to himself. Every time he came to the boss, he could see the boss playing games, and he was familiar with the boss's game characters. I saw the difference, and sure enough, I changed my face.
Yu Zhengdu:! ! ! !
It costs money to pinch your face again in this game!
He took a closer look at the character again, and found that not only had his face changed, but his equipment had also been significantly improved!No wonder the boss is no longer hanged and beaten!
Yu Zhengdu looked at Shang Que expressionlessly: "Boss, are you playing games with krypton gold?"
Shang Que didn't think there was anything at first, and was even a little smug, but when Yu Zhengdu asked him this question, his smile froze slightly, his eyes looked down at the ground, and he pretended nothing happened: "Ah, it's a little krypton."
Yu Zhengdu gave a "tsk" sound: "Do you know that our development budget is very tight?"
Shang Que felt guilty: "Didn't you say that you can play games for me..."
Yu Zhengdu looked at him a little speechlessly, and asked after a while, "Do you know how much you are worth?"
Shang Que was at a loss.
Yu Zhengdu hit his heart directly: "More than 22 RMB."
Shang Que said without beeping: "This, it's okay!"
On Luo Feng's books, there are only RMB enough to pay the rent, water and electricity all the year round. As far as the current deposit is concerned, judging from Luo Feng's historical funds, it is indeed not bad.
Yu Zhengdu said mercilessly: "This is not acceptable."
He crossed his arms and said, "With the current money, after paying my salary, it's enough to develop a small program."
He continued to attack: "Why don't you consider making a small program and forget it."
Shang Que's spirit lifted: "That won't work."
Yu Zhengdu looked at him and said nothing.
Shang Que was stared at by him for a while, and was defeated. He put his face on the side and said bitterly: "Until the company develops, I will never make money again."
Yu Zhengdu nodded, and said: "Besides, I think we need to hire another professional product manager."
Shang Que refused to accept it: "I'm doing pretty well!"
Yu Zhengdu showed contempt: "Are you referring to the suggestion of ignoring the power of genes and adding a face pinching function to the book of life and death?"
Shang Que: "..."
Shang Que had a hint of melancholy: "Isn't this suggestion very humane?"
Yu Zhengdu was also very melancholy: "You are more than humane, you are simply a product genius!" Really that kind of ghost.
Shang Que: "..."
Yu Zhengdu calmed down and said seriously: "Boss, you should play less games and find a way to make more money!"
Coming out of Shang Que's office, Yu Zhengdu felt that his heart was going to be broken. The contract he signed with Luo Feng was only for one year. If the system was not developed within one year, he didn't know how the follow-up company would solve this problem.
The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, so he simply called up a small decompression game he had made before, modified it a little, and played it.
The colleague who often had eye fatigue passed behind him when he went to the tea room to wash his eyes. When he saw his computer page, he was taken aback and asked, "Wow, what game is this?"
These ghosts often come and go without a sound. Yu Zhengdu was caught in a moment of inattention. He quickly covered the computer and made a "shh-" gesture to the colleague: "Hush."
The colleague was very excited, and compared the two eyes in front of the screen: "I see the boss's face, show me what it is."
Yu Zhengdu almost had a heart attack: "...can you put the eyes back first?"
The colleague's eyes turned to him: "Let me have a look."
Yu Zhengdu had no choice but to carefully observe the surroundings. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he let go of the computer and said in a low voice, "Don't tell me, this is a little ghost king dress-up game I made..."
On the screen, Shang Que is changing into a pink dress...
That colleague: "I wipe!!"
The eyeballs in his hands lit up instantly: "This is amazing, put one on for me too!!!"
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
The author has something to say: ghost colleagues: how about, let's change the boss into a bikini
However, compared to Hong Gentou, who was covered with long hair and green face and fangs, Yu Zhengdu felt that the crowd of ghosts floating around the scene with distorted faces looked more terrifying.
Can some excited uncles not take off their feet and hug them when they are running, you are not a prosthetic limb! !
Hong Gentou was obviously very satisfied with the panic he had caused. His whole body grew bigger and bigger, his mouth was split right up to the earlobe, and the stinky saliva flowed down to his chin. His red eyes were fixed on Yu Zhengdu , hoarse voice with bloody pleasure: "It's been a long time since I killed someone, I really miss that feeling—"
"You have a good idea!" Yu Zhengdu poked his head out from the boss's shoulder, "Boss, hurry up, dinner is ready!"
Shang Que: "..."
He didn't move, and after a while he spoke in a rather inarticulate way: "Don't eat, it's too ugly."
Yu Zhengdu was heartbroken: "Why are you still picky about eating!"
Shang Que: "...Huh?"
While speaking, Hong Gentou exuded almost substantive resentment all over his body, and rushed towards him very fiercely, with a long grin in his mouth: "Come to hell with me—"
Yu Zhengdu's heart was raised in his throat, and he hurriedly pushed the boss forward: "The boss rushed the duck——"
Shang Que let out a helpless chuckle: "I won't do anything."
Yu Zhengdu discussed: "...Then you stand in the way and buy me some time to run."
At this moment, Zhen Yi cursed angrily from the side: "Fuck you, you dare to affect our reincarnation order!"
Yu Zhengdu turned his head to look, and saw Zhen Yi took out a pistol from his back, quickly pulled the safety catch and shot directly at Hong Gen in midair.
The sound of the gun was very special, unlike the firearms in Yangjian, and there was no metallic sound, but it was like a thin string cutting a person's nerves, making one's whole body tense suddenly.
There were no traces of bullets, and the air had grown to three or four times its normal size. Hong Gen, who looked extremely ferocious, shook his head violently, let out a painful and stern roar, and threw himself halfway into the air, giving a pause. The resentment that was about to solidify all over his body dissipated in all directions, and then, the huge body directly performed a free fall on the spot.
Hearing a soft "bang--", Hong Gen's head fell directly in front of Shang Que and spread into a pile.
Shang Que and Yu Zhengdu took a step back together tacitly. Yu Zhengdu poked his head out from Shang Que's shoulder and looked at the bloated and fat ghost on the ground. Do you dare to be more scientific in the ghost pose?!"
As soon as he asked, the lump on the ground shook violently, and Hong Gentou lifted his huge head forward, struggling unwillingly: "I want you to be buried with me—"
Because of the face-down fall, Hong Gen's ferocious face was a little broken, and he looked even more ferocious.
Yu Zhengdu: "Oh——"
As soon as he howled, he saw a few ghosts in uniforms maintaining order rushing over with sticks in the distance, surrounded Hong Gentou, and beat him down with sticks, hands and feet.
"Grass mud horse! Disturbing order!"
"Today's reincarnation will be delayed again, damn it, I'm going to work overtime!!"
"Strength, beat this turtle to death!!!"
……
Yu Zhengdu didn't howl completely in one breath, choked in his throat and couldn't get out: "..."
When Hong Gentou, who looked majestic and ferocious just now, was pulled up, he could no longer see his original shape. The inflated body returned to its normal size like a deflated balloon, but the whole ghost was full of blood. They are all punched out depressions, which are actually more terrifying than the ghost form.
A security ghost was still not satisfied, heard him humming, and hit the back of his head with a stick: "Be quiet."
Zhen Yi withdrew his gun to his back, and ordered the security guards to drag Hong Gentou to the side of the ancient well, angrily said: "It's too cheap for this kind of evil spirit who never repents to be reincarnated as a beast!"
Yu Zhengdu nodded in agreement.
Shang Que was noncommittal, and only said: "Contact Kang Jin and update his information."
Zhen Yi hurriedly took out his mobile phone to call the headquarters, and after a while, a look of joy appeared on his face: "The headquarters recalculated Hong Gentou's merits and demerits. Wounded by resentment and turned into a fierce ghost, Hong Gentou will be a beast for the third life again, and all of them are the most miserable and miserable ways to die!"
Shang Que nodded, his eyes drooped, and his voice was a little chilly: "After he suffers from the suffering of livestock, after three lifetimes, he will enter the realm of hungry ghosts and never enter reincarnation."
As soon as Shang Que's words came out, everyone on the scene gasped, and the uncle who tore off his legs and held them in his arms opened his mouth even more, and his legs rolled directly to the ground.
Yu Zhengdu had only a half-knowledge of the Six Paths, and couldn't fully understand the meaning behind this decision, but just by hearing the name, he knew it was definitely not a good thing.
Sure enough, Hong Gentou, who had nothing to worry about before and thought that he would just be a beast for a few more lives, trembled when he heard the words, his eyes were full of panic that couldn't be disguised, he twisted and struggled, and begged for mercy: "Don't do this to me, please!" Please, don't—I don't want to go to the hungry ghost—"
But Shang Que was unmoved, raised his hand lightly, and the security guards nodded immediately, and pushed Hong Gentou into the ancient well forcefully, leaving only a terrified and mournful howl.
After dealing with Hong Gentou, Zhen Yi took the opportunity to explain the law to the ghosts present: "Everyone has seen it. Escaping without authorization and endangering the world is the end. Please consciously abide by the order and reincarnate well."
After he finished speaking, other security guards also began to maintain order, the numbers on the electronic display screen jumped again, and the gentle female voice broadcast sounded again: "Customer No. 1866, please queue up at the second channel to reincarnate—"
"Client No. 1867, please queue up for reincarnation at the third channel—"
……
The scene quickly returned to its original order, but the obviously stiff atmosphere would not go back for a while. Many Ghost Eyes looked sympathetically at the group of ghosts who were still squatting in the corner, not knowing what they were. what happened.
Zhen Yi was very satisfied with the effect. They chose to interrogate ghosts in public in the reincarnation hall. Isn't it just to scare chickens and monkeys? He rubbed his hands and looked at Shang Que flatteringly: "Boss, shall we continue the trial?"
Shang Que nodded, and gracefully sat back on the chair.
Yu Zhengdu looked back, and saw a few ghosts squatting in the corner of the wall, who had squeezed together at some point, and were crying with each other.
"I don't dare to run anymore, I don't dare anymore, don't throw me into the realm of hungry ghosts—"
"I've lost my mind. If I'm a pig, I'll be a pig. At most, I'll be turned into a roast suckling pig. It's better to be a hungry ghost!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy
……
Zhen Yi pointed at the free soul and said, "You, come out."
The soul trembled and stood up crying: "I dare not, I really dare not."
Zhen Yi asked with a straight face, "Why did you run away with Hong Gentou?"
The free soul wiped away tears and said: "I received a text message telling me to be a chicken in my next life, and I'm afraid..."
Zhen Yi snorted coldly: "If you're that scared, don't do bad things while you're alive."
The free soul cried out aggrievedly: "I didn't know that the consequences of prostitution would be so serious!"
Yu Zhengdu originally thought he was another vicious murderer, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but spit out. He looked at Shang Que in shock: "Wait, whores are going to be chickens, what chickens?"
Shang Que gave him a strange look, and said, "You're a chicken."
The free soul is still crying: "Hong Gentou told me that if you are a chicken, your neck will be wiped, and the feathers will be plucked before it dies. Maybe it is not dead, so it will be thrown into the pot for stewing. He is a beast. With a lot of experience, I believed him, I didn't do it on purpose, I was really afraid of pain, afraid of being plucked..."
Yu Zhengdu was startled: "Would you like to be a prostitute after you die, but you will be a chicken after death?"
Shang Que rested his chin and said lazily: "If you are a habitual prostitute, yes."
Yu Zhengdu: "What kind of habitual offender?"
Zhen Yi turned around and answered him: "This man started prostitution at the age of 16 until he died of a disease at the age of 66. He got married in the middle and never stopped. He even brought his wife the disease he contracted from outside."
Following his revelation, Free Soul lowered his head in shame, covered his face and said, "I really didn't know it would be so serious, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go whoring."
Zhen Yi communicated with the headquarters and said: "The information in the book of life and death has been updated. You were instigated by Hong Gentou, and you didn't do anything else that endangered society when you escaped. That's fine, it's just a plague chicken."
The free soul was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Plague chicken! Then no one will eat it, and it won't be bloodletted and plucked!"
Yu Zhengdu couldn't help but said: "The plague chickens are all dealt with uniformly, they just die in different ways."
Free Soul: The smile fades away.
After the trial of the free soul, he was also escorted by the security guards to Gujing to push the matter away. The ghosts behind were basically incited by Hong Gentou because they committed crimes during their lifetime and were about to be reincarnated as animals. After Hong Gentou's end, these ghosts didn't dare to have other thoughts, they were tried obediently, and accepted reincarnation.
On the other side of the reincarnation hall, those who originally wanted to run away but failed to do so were both scared and fortunate at the same time. This time the killing of chickens and monkeys was very successful, and I am afraid that it will be difficult for ghosts in the future to be easily incited.
After dealing with the escape from the ghost, Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que took a taxi back together.
On the way, Shang Que answered calls from several companies, and confirmed with him the reincarnation status of several escaped ghosts. Seeing Yu Zhengdu's curious face, Shang Que showed him the picture sent by Kang Jin.
Yu Zhengdu looked at an egg on the picture with a dazed expression on his face.
Shang Que smiled: "This is the prostitute."
Yu Zhengdu: "...The speed of reincarnation is really fast."
He looked at the picture carefully again, still a little unbelievable: "I didn't expect the underworld to be so strictly controlled, whoring would be reincarnated as a chicken."
Shang Que took back the phone, thought for a moment, and said, "No, it's because the calculation formula of the book of life and death lags behind."
He showed some information to Yu Zhengdu, and Yu Zhengdu knew that the book of life and death used by Luo Feng inherited the set of standards used by the original underworld before the collapse of the sky and the earth. This set of standards started as early as 2000 years ago. It has been used until today. Although there have been some modifications, some basic provisions have not changed much. For example, the standard of "ten evils" as a felony is still the same as it was thousands of years ago.
Very feudal.
After hearing this, Yu Zhengdu couldn't help sighing: "This is too late, it's been 8102 years."
Shang Que nodded: "The times are developing, and the calculation standard of the life and death book should indeed develop accordingly, but it is not a simple matter to revise the standard. There is no one in the company who can do this work."
Yu Zhengdu thinks about it too. This is almost like amending the law. It is really not an easy thing to affect the whole body.
He thought about the egg, and thought it was a bit funny, but after all, these were out of his control, he thought about it for a while, and then he stopped thinking about it, and his mind turned to other things.
He asked, "What does the hungry ghost realm look like?"
After asking for a long time, the boss didn't answer. Yu Zhengdu turned his head and saw that Shang Que had lowered his head at some point and focused on the world of the mobile phone. On the mobile phone page, there was a popular mobile game interface.
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
The boss is really racing against time to see every stitch.
After a while, Shang Que showed an unhappy expression: "He was killed again."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Although the boss has worked so hard, but the technology is still good!
Yu Zhengdu comforted him: "Who hasn't died a few times in the game, just get used to it."
Shang Que said unwillingly: "I'm not equipped enough! This person is a big kryptonite."
Yu Zhengdu seriously suggested: "Boss, why don't we find a way to make more money, and strive to invest in the game for you evenly."
Otherwise, a dignified ghost king will be hanged and beaten in the game all day long, and the news will not have a good impact on the company.
Yu Zhengdu just said it casually, but Shang Que's eyes lit up: "It makes sense!"
With this interruption, the matter of the Hungry Ghost Realm will be silent.
Shang Que put away his mobile phone, leaned back slightly against the back of the chair, and sighed softly: "The affairs in this world are really expensive."
Just after finishing speaking, the phone dinged, Wei Pin's remittance text message arrived, and Shang Que was very satisfied with his attitude: "Such customers can cooperate for a long time."
Yu Zhengdu thought for a while, took out the marionette, took a photo in a kneeling position, and sent it to Wei Pin, with a postscript: After-sales service.
Wei Pin responded quickly:
Wei Pin: [Don't be so polite, really! ! ! ! 】
The author has something to say: Zhengdu: It's time to get some money for the boss...
Mr. Wei: Take the money, not after the sale! ! !
Chapter 12 Fairy Fight┃Procedures to reduce the impact of some parents using caesarean section to change the birth time of their children
After returning to the company, Yu Zhengdu handed over the puppet to his colleagues for review. He found out that the ghost in the puppet was an orphan before he was alive. Unfortunately, he fell into the magic spell of a Taoist priest and died on the street. Afterwards, the soul was detained and refined by the Taoist priest for him. Driven, finally escaped, but the dead ghost was obsessed with it, and the grievances with the Taoist priest were unfinished, so he couldn't enter the cycle of reincarnation, so he had to wander in the world all the time.
In this case, Luo Feng couldn't arrange for him to reincarnate, and it wasn't enough to detain him. In the end, he could only educate him, warn him not to be scary anymore, and then let him go.
***
As the graduation season approaches, there are more posts on starflicker, a well-known domestic IT technology exchange forum, and most of them are help posts posted by fresh graduates to solve graduation design problems.Technology forums have never been very friendly to the outreach party. Unless there are some interesting questions, the bosses in the forum basically don't bother to answer them. Therefore, many posts are short-lived and soon sink.
But in the past two days, a post has attracted the attention of many people in the forum, and the discussion has been very hot. Even some bigwigs in the forum who rarely speak at ordinary times have left to reply.
However, most people pay attention to the post not because of the gold content of the content of the post, but because they are simply shocked by the title and the person who posted it.
Title: A rational discussion of the possibility of procedurally reducing the impact of some parents using caesarean sections to alter the timing of their children's births.
Content: As we all know, with the development of medicine, caesarean section technology is becoming more and more mature, and some parents will use this technology to change the normal birth time of their children.Assuming that the birth time of newborns is uniformly allocated by the system, how to reduce the impact of caesarean section on date selection through program settings?
Posted by: singer
The post was posted two days ago, and not long after it was posted, it became a popular post.
1L: When did elementary school students get mixed up in the forum?
2L: I was taken aback when I saw the title, and I was about to laugh at it, but when I saw the person who posted it, my smile froze...
3L: I clicked on the poster's homepage and read it three times. I'm sure it's the singer himself, not a fake.
4L: Go back to 1L, open your eyes wide and look at the poster, if the singer is a primary school student, then this forum is probably a kindergarten
5L: What's the situation, the boss's account has been hacked?
6L: The singer finally posted again?This topic is quite interesting.
……
58L: I read the post [-] times and still didn't understand it. Is the IQ gap between me and the boss so big?
59L: [osone]: Thank you for the invitation, I clicked in with the mood of discussing advanced technology with the singer, wait for me to smoke a cigarette to calm down, smoke.jpg
……
345L: [Lan]: Thank you for the invitation, if ordinary people post this kind of post, I will ignore it directly, but since it is posted by a singer, then I will briefly analyze the possibility, generally speaking... (750 is omitted here six characters)
346L: Sprayed, Mr. Lan really answered!
347L: Seeing Lan's classic opening move "I'll just analyze it briefly", I knew that the answer must not be simple
348L: I saw the title: Are you kidding me?I saw Big Brother Lan's reply: The IQ gap between me and Big Brother can't be made up.
349L: For a moment, I don’t know whether to kneel first to the singer who asked the question or to Lan who answered the question...
……
555L: [singer]: Back to Lan, the method you mentioned has certain operability, but the following problems will arise in practice... (860 words are omitted here) Based on this point, I think there is still room for further discussion .
556L: @[email protected] what do I see? I haven't understood Lan's answer yet, did the singer practice it? ? ?Can the bosses take care of the self-esteem of us ordinary people?
556L: [osone]: I'm done smoking. Now that Lan raised the possibility and the singer has practiced his true knowledge, I'll add my opinion...
... (omit n word)
664L: [singer]: osone’s suggestion solves the defects of Lan’s method to a certain extent, but it still cannot completely solve the problem. In practice, you will face the following problems... (omit the n word)
665L: I thought it was a joke when I first saw the title of the singer, but after reading the answers of a few bigwigs, I was taught.
666L: Since the bosses above are fighting with gods, I will follow my floor and call 666
667L: 666
668L: 666
……
Starflicker is the top technology exchange forum in China. Many of the IDs in the forum are well-known top figures in the industry, such as osone and Lan in the replies, and there have been rumors that they are the top 5 technology manufacturers in China.
These bigwigs have been diving all year round, and they don't speak easily. If they speak, they will definitely attract onlookers. Now that there are both osone and Lan's replies in this post, it will undoubtedly become the most popular post at present.
And Osone and Lan will appear at the same time, obviously not because of the problem of this post itself, but because the person who posted it is a singer.
Singer registered an account on starflicker four years ago. From being a little immature at the beginning to developing rapidly later on, he became a forum boss as famous as Lan and others in just two years. level.
Singer was very active in the forums in the early years, and you can see his answers to many questions below. Now click on his homepage, and you can also see his heroic appearance with other big brothers Huashan in the past. Not only that, but there are rumors in the world that he I also helped Lan and Osone solve technical problems in private, and these big guys owe him favors.
However, since the second half of last year, the singer's activity has dropped significantly, especially since the beginning of this year, he has not posted any more posts.
So as soon as he spoke, people with good intentions quickly invited Lan and other bigwigs to come and answer. Many people thought that the singer was stimulated to spoof when they saw the title. They never expected that Lan and these people could answer seriously. , the singer can still reply clearly.
The people who eat melons are really stunned. The building is getting higher and higher, but obviously many people still can't believe that the singer's question is serious. More than half of the thousands of stories of high-rise buildings are discussing the purpose of the singer's post. what exactly is it.
In fact, the purpose of the singer's post is not too complicated, it is just a problem encountered in reality.
The operator of the singer account, Yu Zhengdu, replied to Lan's latest answer on the forum. He closed the page and started working without even looking at the wild speculations of the melon eaters.
The accidental cooperation negotiated with Wei Pinna slightly eased the company's financial pressure, and Yu Zhengdu also began to study the systematic problems of dead books. However, he is the only developer in the company, and he will inevitably encounter many problems in his work. Fortunately, the information age has solutions for the information age. After he and Shang Que confirmed the content that could be put on the Internet for discussion, they began to post on the forum.
With his status as a technical guru, other bigwigs are very willing to communicate with him. After a few days, he also solved some problems, but it is still unrealistic to perfect the system by himself.
Yu Zhengdu practiced the new idea proposed by Lan, and solved a few bugs smoothly. He glanced at his phone while drinking water, and saw several messages on WeChat.
Lan: [The question you posted on the forum, are you serious? 】
Lan: [I'm going back to China next month, let's meet and talk about you and Xinxing]
Lan: [When is your graduation photo, I will show you a show]
Lan: [My laboratory is about to be established, and I will apply to let you become the first batch of members and hold shares]
Yu Zhengdu: [Alas]
Lan: [? 】
Yu Zhengdu: [You may have to wait for me for a year...]
Lan: [What do you mean?What happened? 】
Yu Zhengdu: [Blame me, I shouldn't be greedy for five insurances and one housing fund...]
Yu Zhengdu: [Let's talk when you come back 0.0]
Lan: […]
Yu Zhengdu didn't care about Lan's heart-piercing shouts, and ruthlessly quit the WeChat interface, and took his computer to find Shang Que.
Shang Que is galloping in the game world, but unlike before, the corners of his mouth are raised this time, and it seems that he has not been hanged.
Sure enough, as soon as Yu Zhengdu came in, Shang Que proudly showed off to him: "I have revenge!"
Yu Zhengdu held the venue to congratulate: "Congratulations."
Shang Que looked up and saw that he was still holding the computer in his hand, he immediately let go of the mouse knowingly, put on his usual cold face, coughed lightly, and said, "Let's talk about work."
Due to the serious shortage of manpower, the system design work of the book of life and death can only be done by Shang Que himself, and the position of product manager is temporarily concurrent.
Yu Zhengdu reported the progress to him, Shang Que nodded after listening, and said, "En."
Yu Zhengdu knew him a little bit, "Hmm" means he didn't understand, but he didn't expect his boss to understand technology, so he just asked, "Do you have any new ideas on product design?"
As soon as he asked, Shang Que's eyes lit up and he sat a little forward: "Yes."
Yu Zhengdu: "..." He was just being polite.
Shang Que took it seriously, and seemed to be prepared, he rubbed his fingertips slightly, and said seriously: "I think we can add a face-squeezing program to the system."
Yu Zhengdu: "????"
It was rare for Shang Que to understand the question marks on his face, and he explained to him very caringly: "In our colleagues' work, ghosts often come to consult about their appearance after reincarnation. Take a look."
Shang Que's face was deep: "I can also understand this kind of trouble..."
Yu Zhengdu looked at the boss's beauty that can be called overwhelming, and couldn't understand the boss' troubles. He asked, "How did you learn about this trouble?"
Shang Que: "The game I played recently, I didn't pinch my face well at first, it was so ugly that I almost gave up my account, but I pinched my face again yesterday, and now it's much more pleasing to the eye..."
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
Yu Zhengdu heard that something was wrong, so he moved the boss's computer casually, and turned the screen to himself. Every time he came to the boss, he could see the boss playing games, and he was familiar with the boss's game characters. I saw the difference, and sure enough, I changed my face.
Yu Zhengdu:! ! ! !
It costs money to pinch your face again in this game!
He took a closer look at the character again, and found that not only had his face changed, but his equipment had also been significantly improved!No wonder the boss is no longer hanged and beaten!
Yu Zhengdu looked at Shang Que expressionlessly: "Boss, are you playing games with krypton gold?"
Shang Que didn't think there was anything at first, and was even a little smug, but when Yu Zhengdu asked him this question, his smile froze slightly, his eyes looked down at the ground, and he pretended nothing happened: "Ah, it's a little krypton."
Yu Zhengdu gave a "tsk" sound: "Do you know that our development budget is very tight?"
Shang Que felt guilty: "Didn't you say that you can play games for me..."
Yu Zhengdu looked at him a little speechlessly, and asked after a while, "Do you know how much you are worth?"
Shang Que was at a loss.
Yu Zhengdu hit his heart directly: "More than 22 RMB."
Shang Que said without beeping: "This, it's okay!"
On Luo Feng's books, there are only RMB enough to pay the rent, water and electricity all the year round. As far as the current deposit is concerned, judging from Luo Feng's historical funds, it is indeed not bad.
Yu Zhengdu said mercilessly: "This is not acceptable."
He crossed his arms and said, "With the current money, after paying my salary, it's enough to develop a small program."
He continued to attack: "Why don't you consider making a small program and forget it."
Shang Que's spirit lifted: "That won't work."
Yu Zhengdu looked at him and said nothing.
Shang Que was stared at by him for a while, and was defeated. He put his face on the side and said bitterly: "Until the company develops, I will never make money again."
Yu Zhengdu nodded, and said: "Besides, I think we need to hire another professional product manager."
Shang Que refused to accept it: "I'm doing pretty well!"
Yu Zhengdu showed contempt: "Are you referring to the suggestion of ignoring the power of genes and adding a face pinching function to the book of life and death?"
Shang Que: "..."
Shang Que had a hint of melancholy: "Isn't this suggestion very humane?"
Yu Zhengdu was also very melancholy: "You are more than humane, you are simply a product genius!" Really that kind of ghost.
Shang Que: "..."
Yu Zhengdu calmed down and said seriously: "Boss, you should play less games and find a way to make more money!"
Coming out of Shang Que's office, Yu Zhengdu felt that his heart was going to be broken. The contract he signed with Luo Feng was only for one year. If the system was not developed within one year, he didn't know how the follow-up company would solve this problem.
The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, so he simply called up a small decompression game he had made before, modified it a little, and played it.
The colleague who often had eye fatigue passed behind him when he went to the tea room to wash his eyes. When he saw his computer page, he was taken aback and asked, "Wow, what game is this?"
These ghosts often come and go without a sound. Yu Zhengdu was caught in a moment of inattention. He quickly covered the computer and made a "shh-" gesture to the colleague: "Hush."
The colleague was very excited, and compared the two eyes in front of the screen: "I see the boss's face, show me what it is."
Yu Zhengdu almost had a heart attack: "...can you put the eyes back first?"
The colleague's eyes turned to him: "Let me have a look."
Yu Zhengdu had no choice but to carefully observe the surroundings. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he let go of the computer and said in a low voice, "Don't tell me, this is a little ghost king dress-up game I made..."
On the screen, Shang Que is changing into a pink dress...
That colleague: "I wipe!!"
The eyeballs in his hands lit up instantly: "This is amazing, put one on for me too!!!"
Yu Zhengdu: "..."
The author has something to say: ghost colleagues: how about, let's change the boss into a bikini
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