New Times, New Hell

In March, Yu Zhengdu reported to a small start-up company in the Science and Technology Park of Fucheng Development Zone.

"Welcome to Luofeng Life Management Consulting Co., Ltd." Lu Lingxi, the tall and beautiful personnel manager, clapped with a smile, as if he was relieved, "We have been recruiting for technology development for a long time, and finally we have recruited."

Yu Zhengdu was silent for a while, and asked, "Is it difficult to recruit for your position?"

Isn't it just an ordinary development engineer? Although this company does not seem very reliable, it is not impossible to recruit a technical development engineer, right?

"The main reason is that our boss has high requirements." Lu Lingxi curled her lips, "I interviewed a few suitable ones before, but they were all a little bald."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

This requirement is indeed quite high. In these days, it is not easy to find an engineer who is skilled and not bald.

However, he never expected that the reason why he was selected was because of his thick hair.

He subconsciously touched his lush and fluffy hair, and had deep doubts about the professionalism of this company.

Yu Zhengdu is a senior student this year. He had already received an employment notice from a well-known technology giant, Xinxing Technology. up.

He is not in a hurry about this. In fact, apart from Xinxing Technology, there are several other companies with good reputations who have also offered him olive branches, but he did not accept them. Instead, he searched the recruitment website by himself, and finally came here. An inconspicuous small company applying for a job.

This small company called Luo Feng Life Management Consulting wrote a high-end company business introduction on the recruitment website, claiming to be doing life planning and management work, and Yu Zhengdu didn't know what the life planning was, but Judging from the office area he visually observed, the size of the company should not exceed [-] people, and the office environment looks relatively simple, and the financial resources are obviously not as strong as their company introduction.

Yu Zhengdu's mentality was very stable, and he did not forget to ask: "By the way, where is my labor contract?"

Lu Lingxi paused, and said, "Aren't you going to sign after you get used to the environment?"

Yu Zhengdu glanced at her silently, and said slowly: "If I don't sign the contract, will the company pay me social security?"

Lu Lingxi slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot, you need to pay social security."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Is this the routine operation of the legendary Pheasant Company?

No matter what, he still successfully signed the labor contract, and Lu Lingxi also sincerely promised that he would be covered by social security.

After completing the entry procedures, Lu Lingxi took him around various departments to meet new colleagues. Yu Zhengdu counted them. There were fifteen people in the whole company including him, which matched the size of the office very well, and there was no surprise for him at all. .

Not only that, he is also the only employee in the company's technical department.

Yu Zhengdu was taken aback: "What? I'm the only one in the technical department?"

Lu Lingxi spread her hands and said shyly, "No way, we can only afford one living person at the moment."

Yu Zhengdu was immersed in the shock that he was the only developer, and didn't notice the term "living person" for a while.

At this moment, the door of the independent office not far from them suddenly opened, and a man came out and asked, "Lingxi, are the new employees from the technical department here?"

Lu Lingxi said: "Here he is, I am about to bring him to see you."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and introduced to Yu Zhengdu: "Xiao Yu, this is our boss, Shang Que."

Yu Zhengdu looked up, and his whole body was shocked.

It was an extremely good-looking young man, his facial features were so handsome that it almost surpassed his gender, even in the era when information was so developed and beauties from all walks of life could be seen on the Internet, his appearance was still enough to attract everyone who saw him. one light.

Yu Zhengdu subconsciously said, "Hi, boss."

"Well, hello." Shang Que looked at his hairline while nodding, and said with satisfaction, "Not bad, a lot of hair."

Yu Zhengdu complimented: "The boss also has a lot of hair."

Shang Que: "..."

Lu Lingxi: "..."

Shang Que was stunned, and then remembered to wave to him: "Come to my office and talk."

Lu Lingxi pushed Yu Zhengdu: "Go ahead, our technical team is a bit crude, and the boss wants to check it out himself."

Yu Zhengdu squinted at Lu Lingxi, thinking that your technical team should not touch the word "rough" because there is no such thing at all!

Lu Lingxi turned her head away as if she had never heard of his contempt for him.

Yu Zhengdu followed Shang Que into the office. The boss's office is not big, and the display is relatively simple. There is a big bookcase on the left wall, but there are not many books on the bookcase, but it is full of large and small bottles.

Yu Zhengdu glanced at them. Those bottles included wine bottles, seasoning bottles, milk bottles... and even empty bottles of oral liquid that had already been drunk. , I don’t know what Shang Que collects for.

"Hmm..." Shang Que looked at Yu Zhengdu, thought for a while, moved his computer screen, and turned in his direction, "Why don't you fix my computer first."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

He said blankly: "Boss, technical development actually doesn't know how to repair computers."

Shang Que showed a puzzled expression: "No way?"

Yu Zhengdu did not hesitate: "No."

"It's a pity." Shang Que's tone was very regretful, his beautiful eyes blinked, and he complained, "I don't know why my computer always freezes. I suspect that I was cheated by the computer seller?"

Yu Zhengdu followed his gestures and glanced at his computer screen, and immediately said, "..."

I saw that several online games were running on Shang Que's computer screen at the same time, and the interface was directly stuck.

Yu Zhengdu stood still for a minute, then silently pressed restart on the computer.

Shang Que: "..."

Shang Que pretended nothing happened, leaned back in the chair gracefully, folded his palms in front of him, and said, "Then, let's talk about your next work."

Yu Zhengdu pulled up a chair and sat down, and said, "Boss, please tell me."

Shang Que looked at him and said, "It's like this. Our company's business volume has increased significantly in the past two years, and colleagues often make mistakes in their work. I hope you can develop a more advanced office system to improve their office work. efficiency and reduce errors."

Looking at the handsome face of the boss, Yu Zhengdu asked slowly, "Should I develop it by myself?"

"Yeah." Shang Que nodded, but he didn't have any burden from the boss, and said bluntly, "The RMB in our account can only afford one person."

Yu Zhengdu instantly had the idea of ​​resigning on the spot. He pressed his chest and asked again: "What about the development budget?"

Shang Que was puzzled: "What budget? Can't it be developed with a computer?"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

It's over, the layman directs the insider.

Yu Zhengdu: The idea of ​​resignation gradually became stronger.

He rubbed his forehead and said seriously, "I'm sorry, boss, I can't do what you ask."

"Is it difficult?" Shang Que looked at him steadily, his eyes were deep, and his black pupils couldn't see the reflection at all, but it was hard to leave his sight.

Yu Zhengdu originally wanted to just drop the pick and leave, but he felt a little soft-hearted when he stared at him like this, so he sighed and explained the related process of technology development to him.

After Shang Que listened carefully, his expression became serious: "I never thought it would cost so much money to develop a system."

Yu Zhengdu nodded, feeling a little fortunate in his heart, at least Shang Que is not the kind of boss who talks to himself and doesn't care about objective facts at all.

Shang Que's index finger tapped lightly on the desk, with a little trouble on his face: "This is troublesome, we don't have any RMB in our company's account, it's enough to pay the rent, water and electricity, please save the money with great difficulty." .”

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

The boss spoke too frankly, which made him worry involuntarily that he might not get his salary at any time.

Yu Zhengdu quit Shang Que's office, returned to his desk, and began to seriously think about the wording of the resignation letter.

Although he deliberately found a small and humble company to work for, but the company's financial situation was too unreliable, and he was very worried that he would be forced to ask for salary at a young age.

Yu Zhengdu was hesitating when he heard the landline of the consulting department not far from him ring.

The ringtone of the landline is crisp and loud, but no one picks it up for a long time.

Yu Zhengdu looked up, only to realize that all his colleagues had disappeared at some point.

Yu Zhengdu: "...???"

He looked at the time, only to realize that it was already the lunch break time. He had no choice but to go over and answer the phone: "Hello, hello."

An old man's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hi, may I ask Luo Feng Life Management Company?"

Yu Zhengdu: "Yes, what's the matter?"

The other party's voice was a little anxious: "Hi comrades, my name is Chen Kang, I received a text message from you this morning informing me that I will be reincarnated tomorrow, but the text message said that I will be reincarnated as a pig in my next life, are you making a mistake? How could I be reincarnated as a pig?"

Yu Zhengdu: "?????"

Chapter 2 Talking about labor law with ghosts┃We are a regular company and have registered with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau.

Yu Zhengdu was shocked by the words on the other end of the phone, and he was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses, and said: "Sorry, I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."

The old man repeated his words again, and solemnly emphasized: "Comrade, I have never done anything harmful to the nature and reason in my life. Even if I can't be a man, I am still a cow or a horse. How can I be a pig?"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Yu Zhengdu thought for about half a minute before seriously answering: "Master, this is our office phone, please don't use it as a joke."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly, wondering if the square dance and egg delivery activities could not satisfy the elderly nowadays?

Yu Zhengdu went downstairs to have lunch by himself while lamenting the decline of the world.

At the end of the lunch break, new colleagues quietly appeared in the office again.

Yu Zhengdu didn't take the spoof phone call he received at noon to heart. He searched for a few resignation letter templates from the Internet, and prepared to piece them together and send them to Lu Lingxi before he got off work.

While writing his resignation letter, he opened WeChat to read the news. There must be something new. The WeChat group of his class is active at this time.

Anti Baldness Alliance:

Zhang Qingqing: [Children's shoes, I got an offer from the cattle factory, let's do a test]

Classmate A: [Wow, congratulations]

Classmate B: [People who have not found their jobs cry bitterly]

Classmate C: [Crying bitterly +1, and envious of Qingqing by real name]

Zhang Qingqing: [What is there to be envious of? If you want to be envious, you are also envious of fighting for crossing. Get the offer of the new star early, and that is the real big factory in the universe]

Zhu Yan: 【_(:з」∠)_It’s true, let’s say that the new star will offer someone in our major this year, right?]

Classmate A: [It seems to be]

Hou Guangzong: [Hehe, no, I also took the offer of Xinxing, I went to report a few days ago, I didn't see Zhengdu]

Classmate B: [Wow, Guangzong also got the offer from Xinxing?Bravo】

Hou Guangzong: [It’s okay, it’s just luck]

Zhang Qingqing: [I haven't heard of it before, it's a bit low-key]

Zhu Yan: [Hey, what's going on with the fight?He obviously got it when the school recruited last year, and I even read the offer email]

Classmate A: [@yuzhengdu, Great Summoning Technique, Xueba Appears]

As soon as Yu Zhengdu wrote his resignation letter and looked up, he saw that he had been @ a dozen in the group. He quickly browsed the conversations in the group and saw Hou Guangzong's sentence "Hehe, no, I also got a new star." I just thought it was a little funny, but I didn't explain much.

Yu Zhengdu: [Well, I won’t go to the universe factory anymore, I’ve changed to another company]

There was a sound of surprise in the class, and the students asked the reason one after another, and some people asked him which company his new company was.

Yu Zhengdu ignored the previous question directly, and was about to say that the new company was about to resign. At this moment, a gray-haired old man hurried into the company, glanced around, and asked: " May I ask if this is Luo Feng Management Company?"

This mini-company doesn't even have a front desk, and Yu Zhengdu's seat is relatively close to the gate, so he leaned out half of his body and said, "Yes, what can I do for you?"

"It can be regarded as finding a place." The old man almost burst into tears, and rushed forward, taking out a mobile phone to confront Yu Zhengdu, "Comrade, my name is Chen Kang, I received your text message this morning..."

Yu Zhengdu didn't come back to his senses for a while, and subconsciously glanced at the old man's mobile phone, and saw a message in enlarged font size displayed on the text message page of the old man's phone:

[Dear customer, your reincarnation time has been arranged. Please go to the Fucheng Gujing reincarnation site on the morning of March 2018, 3 and wait in line for reincarnation. Your queue number is 20. According to your accumulated merits and demerits during your lifetime, your next life Will be reincarnated as a breeding pig in a livestock farm, please cherish your last time.If you have any questions, please call the number: 1022-xxxxxxx for consultation.Luofeng Life Management Consulting Co., Ltd.]

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Yu Zhengdu: "?????"

Yu Zhengdu: "!!!!"

He read the text message twice in disbelief before he realized that what the old man said on the phone was not a spoof.

What does this mean?

This shows that the Luo Feng Life Management Company he joined is a fraudulent company!It's still the kind of despicable company that doesn't spare even the elderly.

And the method of deception is extremely poor, to deceive an old man that he will be reincarnated as a pig? !

Yu Zhengdu couldn't help being amazed that there was such a fraudulent method, and while pulling the old man to the door, he said in a low voice: "Old man, this is a fraudulent text message, don't believe it, go home quickly."

But the old man couldn't hear it, and said repeatedly: "No, I have to ask clearly, I will be reincarnated tomorrow, this is no joke..."

Yu Zhengdu was a little helpless. He had seen a lot of old people like Chen Kang in the news. Due to lack of judgment and fear of death, they often believed in liars, and some even went to the point of obeying.

Isn’t it just a living example in front of him, Yu Zhengdu was about to pull Chen Kang outside to persuade him first, but someone from the consulting department had already discovered the situation here, stood up and asked, “What happened?”

Yu Zhengdu hurriedly protected Chen Kang behind him, and said, "It's okay..."

Before he finished speaking, Chen Kang shouted impatiently: "Comrade, there is a problem with my reincarnation information——"

This person can't be stopped no matter what, Yu Zhengdu sighed, now he has to fight the evil forces head-on, he was about to condemn that colleague with righteous words, suddenly his body felt cold, and then his eyes flashed Hua, in the next second, I saw Chen Kang running in front of him all of a sudden, his figure still seemed to have a transparent afterimage of 01:30.

Yu Zhengdu: "...??"

He was stunned for a while, before he suddenly realized that Chen Kang ran directly through his body.

Yu Zhengdu stared blankly at Chen Kang running to the consulting department: "Comrade, this is the text message I received—"

The colleagues in the consulting department received him warmly: "Please show your ID card."

Chen Kang took out an ID card and handed it to him. The colleague checked it and said, "Wait a minute, I'll check the information."

After finishing speaking, he moved the mouse, looked at the computer for a while, and then apologized to Chen Kang: "I'm really sorry, there is something wrong with the calculation formula of the book of life and death, and your merits and demerits were calculated wrongly. Experience, you should be reborn as an adult in the next life, and you will be born into a very good family."

Chen Kang was overjoyed when he heard the words, excitedly said: "Really?"

The colleague nodded: "Really, I corrected the result just now, and I will send you a new text message later, please go back and prepare for reincarnation with peace of mind."

Chen Kang was very grateful, and the two of them were polite again. The colleague was probably embarrassed and insisted on sending Chen Kang out of the company.

However, the two of them went out directly through the company door.

Yu Zhengdu witnessed the whole process in a sluggish state. After seeing that colleague and Chen Kang coming out through the wall together, he finally recovered his voice and looked at other colleagues: "Did you see any strange pictures? Or am I hallucinating?"

The other colleagues raised their heads, looked at each other, and then shook their heads: "No, everything is normal."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Probably hearing the sound from outside, the handsome little boss Shang Que came out of his office to take a look, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu Zhengdu turned to him, perhaps because he was too shocked, but he showed an extraordinary calmness: "Boss, I seem to have hit a ghost."

As soon as the words fell, the colleague who sent Chen Kang out happened to come back. Of course, he came back directly through the door.

There was no fluctuation on Yu Zhengdu's face, and he still had the strength to pull Shang Que's sleeve: "Boss, have you seen it?"

Shang Que's face changed, and he said to the colleague displeasedly: "Kang Jin, why did you go through the wall again? How many times have I said that you have to look like a human being when you work in an office building in the world, don't put the habit of being a ghost bring it here."

The colleague didn't expect to be caught by the boss, so scared that he almost threw himself over and hugged his thigh, and shouted in horror: "Ah, boss, I didn't mean to, I accidentally forgot, please don't eat me... "

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Kang Jin was so frightened that the whole ghost was blurred. After confirming that the boss would not eat him, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, shrunk his neck and ran back to his work station.

Shang Que snorted dissatisfiedly, turned to Yu Zhengdu, and asked with the care of a capitalist: "Is it a little exciting?"

Yu Zhengdu smiled stiffly but politely. The boss's words were really subtle. Is this just "a little" exciting?

Shang Que explained without guilt at all: "Originally, I wanted to wait for you to adapt to the working environment before telling you the truth..."

Yu Zhengdu looked at Shang Que's face, which was so beautiful that he was not like a mortal, and felt extremely absurd for a while.

He felt that he should be afraid, but for some reason, he still had the energy to bargain. He asked, "Boss, can I resign?"

Shang Que looked at him silently, and after a while, said slowly: "It's possible, we are a very humane company..."

Yu Zhengdu listened to a capitalist who was suspected of being a ghost or some other monster talk about "humanization", and the overwhelming sense of absurdity became stronger.

The thumbs of Shang Que's hands were pressed together and rubbed lightly: "But you have already signed a labor contract. Before the contract expires, you'd better not resign..."

Yu Zhengdu was inexplicable, but still struggled to fight for his rights and interests: "According to the labor law, even if a contract is signed, employees can resign at any time..."

He didn't have the confidence to say it, and he always felt that it was weird to talk about the labor law with ghosts.

Shang Que spread his hands: "According to the laws of the world, there is no problem, but you signed a contract in the underworld. Rounding it up, it is almost equivalent to signing a contract with a ghost. If you forcefully cancel it before completing the agreed content, you may suffer backlash."

Yu Zhengdu bravely reprimanded: "You did it on purpose, right? With such a setting, shouldn't you inform the workers before signing the contract?"

Shang Que blinked: "Aren't you in a hurry to get social security?"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Yu Zhengdu complained unbearably: "You... Can a company like this be covered by social security?"

The ellipsis blocks some sensitive words.

Shang Que nodded as a matter of course, and said seriously: "We are a formal company, and we have registered with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau."

Yu Zhengdu sputtered.

Socialism is too awesome, ghosts are so hardcore.