Sand sculpture heroes come out of youth

The bus in the morning peak is packed like a bag of enoki mushrooms.

The bus made a right turn at the last three seconds of the green light. The old driver guessed that he wanted to play tricks, so he took a car of people to play a little drift.

All the Flammulina velutipes in the carriage... Everyone was tilted inertially.

It was also at this time that Youmu finally saw clearly what the disheveled middle-aged man in the middle of the carriage was doing, and by the way, who was the girl surrounded by the middle-aged man's arms.

That's the school belle of their middle school!

As an excellent male □ □ □ fan who is righteous and has the hope of growing into a male god, he jio said "It is the responsibility of all male □ □ females in the attached high school to protect the campus belle!" Therefore, hooligans can't get used to it!

"Excuse me, thank you, excuse me, thank you..."

Difficult to move from the rear of the car to the middle of the car, Nomad received complaints and blank stares from the aunts who got up early to go to the supermarket to grab eggs, the uncles who walked across districts, and the children who went to kindergarten.All of these people had expressions of condolence, "Is Nima sick!" on their faces.

When Nomad and Xiaohua were only separated by an old man with a sword on his back and a boy in a No. 34 middle school uniform who was concentrating on playing mobile games, he suddenly stepped on something soft under his unsteady feet.

The uncle with the sword on his back looked at Nomad with a righteous face, and then looked at the feet that the two of them couldn't see, and joked: "Young man, you got up early in the morning and got on the bus for morning exercises? Lift your feet!"

The uncle roared like a bell, and You Mu hurriedly raised his feet.

As a result, the bus turned again and turned to Xueyuan Road where the attached high school was located.As a result, everyone's figure followed the bus again.

The hard-working nomad was empty-handed, struggling while weighing whether to grab the uncle's arm?Or grab the schoolbags of the boys in No. 34?

He was afraid that the uncle would be impatient and use his sword, and finally targeted the boy's schoolbag in No. 34 Middle School.At this time, his body had uncontrollably leaned back 15°, he squeezed a step forward in panic, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab at the crowd.

"Hey!"

For a moment, all eyes around turned to the source of the tearing sound.

The car returned to the right track and drove smoothly on College Road.

You Mu glanced at the wrinkled men's trousers in his hand, and then looked up at the man with a fierce face.

He swears!He didn't want to use such a rough method to interrupt this wretched man's hooliganism!

But this person didn't, didn't zip his trousers...

The disheveled middle-aged man was finally willing to let go of the hand around the girl, quickly grabbed the waistband of his trousers, turned his face and glared at Nomad viciously.

The disheveled middle-aged man was wearing a crumpled half-sleeved floral shirt. Three of the five buttons were missing, either unbuttoned or not at all, and only one of the other two buttons was tied. His chest hair was blowing in the wind of the air conditioner. .It’s hard to tell if the dark trousers are cropped trousers or they are too short. In short, the legs are hanging; now the front crotch is pulled wide open by Nomad’s paw, and the end of the trouser chain is torn down about ten centimeters long. It has become a crotch trousers. Thereby exposing brightly colored yellow panties.

Nomad thought to himself, this is a middle-aged wretched man obsessed with aesthetics.

Both of the man's upper arms had tattoos that were glued together, and it was completely impossible to tell what the tattoos were.It may be a tattoo sticker, it took a long time.

And this man has an obvious mark - there is a black and blue birthmark the size of an adult's thumb from the end of his left eye to his temple.This birthmark grew on this twisted and wretched face, adding a bit of ferocity to him.

From when the car turned a corner to when Nomad ripped the trousers of the middle-aged wretched man into open crotch pants, to when the two exchanged eye contact, only three or four seconds passed.

You Mu's scalp was numb from the man's fierce stare, he gritted his teeth and said with a playful smile, "Brother, did you get up early? The trouser chain is not pulled."

When he said that, the eyes of everyone around him shifted like high-light lights, instantly illuminating the middle-aged man's crotch part as the brightest highlight in the whole car.

The middle-aged man's face twisted and his eyes became vicious in an instant, he grabbed the collar of Nomad's school uniform, raised him in front of his eyes, and said in a low voice against the tip of his nose: "You brat is looking for death!"

You Mu still had a hippie smile on his face: "No, I'm looking for my friend." He was extremely uncomfortable being strangled by the tight collar, and when he twisted his neck, he just turned his gaze back at Colonel Hua, "I'm not looking for death, I'm looking for her. "

For a moment, everyone looked at the flustered and helpless girl again.

The old man with the sword on his back finally realized that something was wrong, he took out the heroic aura of walking the world with his sword, and snorted heavily: "It's not a thing for an old man to bully a child!"

The middle-aged man let go of Nomad and shoved Nomad. Nomad was not knocked down because the carriage was too crowded. When he staggered backward, he stepped on several feet one after another, causing a lot of complaints.

The ruthless man immediately turned around, pointed at the nose of the sword-carrying uncle and threatened: "The old man wants to die!"

The spectators continued to watch the excitement without moving.

But there are so many Flammulina velutipes in the huge carriage, there are always a few Flammulina velutipes who like to fight against injustice.

So the middle-aged man managed to gather the anger of all the injustice-loving Flammulina velutipes, and immediately became the target of public criticism.

After standing still, Nomad grabbed Xiaohua's arm and squeezed towards the back door. Before turning around, he raised his leg with difficulty in the dense crowd and gave the wretched man a flirtatious kick.

"Ow!"

"Who! Who kicked my big ass?! I... ah!!!!"

Nomad turned his head and glanced quickly through the gap in the crowd, and couldn't help grinning, thinking what a fucking fart!I'm afraid you haven't seen a big one, and the miniature penis is almost the same.

The men received warm and "friendly" hospitality from 5-10cm high heels, men's leather shoes, uncle's sword, aunt's vegetable bag, etc.

"Don't, go! Go!" Xiaohua thought that You Mu was going back to fight, so she hurriedly pulled him.

The bus just pulled into the station, and the two got off the bus first regardless of which stop it was.

"Scared to death, I thought you were going to go back and beat him." The school girl Ji Qing smiled at Nomad while running forward.

"You can still laugh, him, why don't you..." shouted, he stopped in embarrassment while adjusting the collar of his school uniform.

"I was listening to English, and I didn't feel it at all. Later, you squeezed him and took a step forward, so I felt him... Thank you." Ji Qing said with a red face and smiled at Nomad.

The morning light mixed with a smile rushed towards his face, and a burst of small firecrackers crackled in Nomad's head.

"Damn! Stop 34, I got off one stop earlier, let's run." Only after the firecrackers were set off did I realize that I got off the bus too early.

The two ran one stop without saying a word, and it was already 7:25 when they reached the next stop.

Nomad rested on his knees and stopped in front of an egg pancake truck and waved to Ji Qing: "I'll buy breakfast, bye."

Ji Qing originally walked forward and came back when he heard him say that, and said very naturally: "I'll wait for you."

Nomad ran out with sweat on his brow, raised his head and said, "What are you waiting for! I didn't see that those who were late for Cha were all standing in a row."

Several class cadres stood in a row inside the school gate of the attached high school, with a dignified and awe-inspiring demeanor. After 07:30, note down every student who is late.If anyone is lucky enough to be late three times within a week, the flag will be raised on Monday or the radio station will announce criticism.

The sleeves of the boy's arms were rolled up to the bend of his arms, revealing half of his strong and slender arms. Because of the heat, the collar of his school uniform was wide open, and his handsome cheeks and neck were covered with red and fine sweat. The big eyes made Ji Qing stunned for a moment, then lowered her eyes in embarrassment.

"...Then, thank you, I'll go first."

The school belle exited safely.

As a righteous and excellent male fan, Nomad feels that Ji has taken another step towards the status of male god in the attached high school.Turning around, I dragged Song Ye, that fake male god who pretended to be a "cold and abstinent male god" to himself every day, but actually only hahaha at sand sculpture videos, from the altar.

Think of the day when he reached the top of the altar...

"Young man, do you want egg-filled biscuits?" The pragmatic egg-filled biscuit owner interrupted Nomad's dream of reaching the top of the altar inappropriately.

Nomad: "..." COA!

Holding the air of a male god who has not yet dissipated, he pretended to be deep and said: "Two eggs and one intestine, how many minutes?"

After speaking, I glanced at my watch, 7:27! ! !

"Master, please hurry up! How much is it?!" In the blink of an eye, he was already shaking his legs.

"7 yuan, ready right away, ready in 2 minutes." The chef held two eggs "Dangdang" on the stainless steel cup, stirred them twice quickly, and quickly poured the egg liquid in the cup into the golden, crispy and swollen pancakes. Angrily turned over the cake, and asked with a smile: "I want coriander and green onion..."

"No, no! Add sausages! Brush hot sauce, brush hot sauce! Brush more chili sauce... Hey! Enough is enough! Add sausages and sausages! Next time... add one and one!"

The master held two sausages between his hands and said hesitantly, "...doesn't one plus one equal two?"

Nomad: "..." The nine-year compulsory education is a hurdle passed over you, Uncle.

At 7:29 a.m., a small yellow bicycle slowly passed by Nomad.

The fat man on the bicycle kicked his upper body in a circle, twisted his upper body, and then shook his head.This flamboyant cycling posture is obviously a standard cycling posture for obesity and exhaustion.

When Nomad caught sight of this person from the corner of his eye, he quickly turned around and hid himself behind the egg-filled pancake truck, then grabbed the hot egg-filled pancake with lightning speed and rushed straight to the school gate like a rocket.

After catching up with the little yellow car, as soon as he stepped into the school gate, he caught a glimpse of Shi Lu from the corner of his eye and bought another cup of porridge! ! !

"Shi Lu! Director! Hurry up!"

As soon as this remark came out, a group of students "hula-la" who stepped into the school gate all ran towards the teaching building—like a group of vigorous grass-mud horses galloping on the Mahele Gobi grassland in the morning light.

Someone looked back while running, and happened to see the director riding a small yellow car into the school gate, so frightened, he sped up and rushed into the teaching building, leaving behind a cloud of dust.

"Ring, ring, ring..." In order to match the bloody scene of a group of students being chased by a fat director riding a small yellow car with a 40-meter machete, the morning reading bell rang in a hurry.

The porridge was not bought, and Shi Lu overtook the car all the way like burning his butt, running out of the high place with a posture of being overwhelmed by the cold.After catching up with Nomad, he looked behind and saw that there were all people, but he didn't see the director, so he pulled Nomad who was running in front of him while eating egg-filled biscuits.

"I didn't see anyone!" Shi Lu shouted.

"Are you Sabi! There are so many people, when you can see him, it means that you two can have an intimate good morning kiss, you 1200." Nomad said vaguely while chewing egg-filled biscuits.

1200 is the prescription of Shi Lu's glasses.

"The school gate is within my sight..." Shi Lu ran two quick steps to catch up with Nomad, talking to him while running backwards.

Nomad gulped his mouth and pointed at Shi Lu: "Shut up! Then BB sprays your face with egg-filled pancakes!"

Shi Lu stretched his head to look at the golden and crispy egg-filled biscuits in his hand, swallowed and asked, "Have you added chili?"

"No. Why! Anyone who grabs food will beat you!" You Mu said with puffed cheeks and raised eyebrows, pretending to be ferocious.

"It's okay if you don't have chili peppers. You can spray it and I'll continue. I just didn't eat it either." Shi Lu gulped, still running backwards.

You Mu retched, and couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Shi Lu's arm and swung him behind him: "Go and kiss the director good morning!"

Shi Lu, who was top notch in nausea, finally saw the director in the early morning campus surrounded by the fragrance of green grass and flowers.

With Nomad's flick, he went all the way to the exit, so that his ass just landed on the front wheel of the small yellow car that the director was riding.

The card is impartial and upright.

If the director hadn't braked in time, Shi Lu's chrysanthemums would have turned into golden sunflowers under the rising sun.

The director looked majestic and wore a thick wine bottle bottom of two or six hundred degrees.At this time, one is 600 degrees and the other is 1200 degrees, looking at each other.

"It's cleaning the car! Did you hear the bell?! Which class?! Where's the school uniform?! Name! Who is the head teacher!"

Shi Lu quickly removed his butt from the director's front wheel, turned around 180° and bowed in half: "Good morning, director!" After speaking, he turned and ran wildly, leaving the director alone barking in the morning light.

"Come back to me! Which class?!"

……

"Nomad!" Song Ye stood at the front door of the classroom with a cold face and slapped the door, causing all the forty pairs of eyes in the class to look at him.

"What are you doing!" You Mu chewed the last bite of the egg-filled biscuit, and replied fiercely.Early in the morning, eating an egg-filled biscuit was full of twists and turns, and the nomad was so hot that he could set up a grill on the top of his head for barbecue.

"I'm waiting for you to wait for three people in the pit next door! You fucking eat breakfast here!" Song Ye was Nomad's deskmate, kneeling on one knee on the chair, pinching the back of Nomad's neck and pressing down on the table.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Don't pinch, the pie is stuck in your throat." Nomad twisted Song Ye's wrist with his backhand, and Song Ye's five fingers immediately turned into chicken claws, and his upper body was forced to lie down on the table. "Blind and poor, call me a chicken and duck! Your fucking head is full of pits, which pit are you waiting for me, why don't I know?"

Song Nanshen lay down on the desk in a relatively cold posture, and stretched out his other hand to grab the school uniform that Shi Lu had just put on in the front seat: "Stop pretending to be dead! Just fart!"

"..." Shi Lu glanced at Nomad eagerly, and then at Song Ye timidly.

"Fart off!" You Mu couldn't bear Shi Lu's lowly appearance, and he was still a little angry, and he was so upset all morning after watching it.

"Oh, Nomad, Song Ye didn't bring a paper for you to send it." Shi Lu changed his dark face in a second, and sat upright, mechanically and emotionlessly conveyed. 10 minutes ago, in order to avoid the director who chased him all the way, he detoured the men's room. Coincidentally met Song Ye who was squatting in the pit.Then there is this "good story".

"..."

"Fuck!" Song Ye rubbed his wrist and laughed, "You idiot! Are you copying my homework again?"

Shi Lu leaned over and made a movement of 300 taels of silver.

You Mu let go of Song Ye: "You can't make a phone call without paper?".

Song Ye took out the mobile phone from the desk and threw it on the table.

Nomad said weakly: "You, you, you, you wouldn't ask the buddy next door to borrow two."

Song Ye pointed to a class that was full of seats: "Dare to ask! Who the hell has the guts to go to the men's restroom when the director of the morning reading time raids... umm!" Suppose, he didn't say it, and one-third of a class was eating breakfast, so he could only use the civilized expression "hmm" and a vivid hmm expression.

"Are you committing crimes against the wind! I'll call anyone who is barren to come out!" Father Song cursed under his throat.

The head of their department has this special "hobby". They randomly check the men's restroom during morning reading or evening self-study to see if there is any smoking, fight, and use diarrhea as an excuse to hide in it and play mobile games.

Nomad and Shi Lu spoke in unison.

"You." Shi Lu said.

"You." Nomad said bitterly, "You can shout, what are you doing with a long mouth."

Song Ye silently took out two packs of tissues from his trouser pocket and slapped them on the table.She was so sad that she was about to cry: "I yelled."

The two packs of paper towels look like they are for girls. They are not only scented, but also packed with small florals and teddy bears.

"I fucking thought you were outside the door, so I yelled twice, and when I heard someone laughing, I thought it was you..." Song Ye gritted his teeth and explained the whole ups and downs with emotion.

"It turned out that within a minute, two packs of tissues were thrown in from the back window facing my pit! The back window! How fucking thoughtful!" Song Ye had a tragic expression of "If I don't protect myself, I won't live!" , and then took out a note from his trouser pocket, "There is still this in the tissue. Come on, dads, let's see who is pulling me to the men's room on the third floor in the future, and who the fuck will I destroy!"

Nomad and Shi Lu pinched each other's arms to hold back their laughter, their arms shook together like a skipping rope.

The note was opened, and it read: Song Ye, thank you for your kindness, let me promise you with your body, Li Xing, class two, phone: XXXXXXXXXXXX.

Shi Lu also came over to watch together, and after taking a look, he glared at Song Ye angrily.

Li Xing, the wildest girl in the whole grade, was once the crush of the senior boy Si Shilu.

In other words, the love story between male □ silk and female neurosis seems to be very exciting, but... Unfortunately, like 99% of high school girls, Li Xing only likes the school girl, that is, Shi Lu's buddy Song Ye.

As a result, during a certain period of time in the first year of high school, Shi Lu loved and hated Song Ye at the same time, and the love and hatred intertwined for a long time without knowing where the love came from or where it would end.

Fortunately, after a while, the solid foundation defeated the ignorant and unsteady love of high school students.

Song Ye mercilessly kicked Li Xing off Shi Lu's heart after sitting firmly on the throne of gay friends.

But Li Xing still pursues Song Ye to the death and life, and does everything he can.

This is the ball of love and hate between the male god, the male fancier and the female nerve.

…………

In the first three classes in the morning, as long as You Mu turned his head and saw Song Ye's face that was trying to keep aloof and wanted to die, he would quickly get down on the ground or smile pulsatingly at the wall.

Shi Lu was worse than him, and his smile pierced the center of the earth.

If Shi Lu just shook his shoulders all morning, Song Ye would stab him in the back with a pen.After the last class in the morning, the back of Shi Lu's school uniform was tied up by Song Ye to the point where a patient with dense fear could go crazy just by looking at it.

However, when the three of them were approaching the entrance of the cafeteria after class, they happened to see Li Xingmei standing at the entrance of the cafeteria, looking around on her feet, as if she was waiting for the male god to come.

"I. Day! Run!" Song Ye grabbed a collar with one hand and roughly dragged Nomad and Shi Lu out of the cafeteria, and finally the three of them went to the back street of the school to eat fried food.

"I also want to kneel down for this girl." Out of the restaurant, Song Ye said speechlessly, "Your relatives, right?"

"Stop talking nonsense, it's far away." You Mu stretched his waist and said.

"Isn't it your uncle's sister, brother, sister?" Shi Lu said with a smile.

"My uncle's daughter-in-law's brother's son, what and what duck!" You Mu yelled at Shi Lu, who was laughing like a fool, "You know what mental retardation, my cousin's cousin."

"Oh my god! Understood, You Ruoyu's cousin will get it. It's awesome to see your brain teaser 6!" Shi Lu slapped You Mu as he walked towards the back door of the school, almost bumping into him. Three girls walking side by side arm in arm.

The three girls screamed twice in fright.

Shi Lu turned his head and quickly apologized, "I'm sorry I didn't do it on purpose... Eh? The school girl! Have you eaten yet?"

Song Ye dragged You Mu to a stop, then quickly turned around and walked back, it's too barren and shameful!

"Is that Nomad?" Ji Qing didn't reply to Shi Lu's words, and pointed to Nomad who entered the supermarket.

"Ah?" Shi Lu searched around, only to see Nomad and Song Ye hurriedly squeezed a few junior high school students from the entrance of the supermarket, and squeezed into the supermarket desperately, "Yes. Maybe I'm shy, after all, not everyone dares to talk to you Speak. School belle, please..."

"That's right, you help me bring this to Nomad, thank him for me, he knows what's going on." Ji Qing stuffed the bag in Shihua's arms into Shihua's arms, turned around and took a step, then turned back and smiled at Shilu , and then left with the two girls on their arms.

Shi Lu: ".........!!!?"

You Mu was holding a box of Skittles, and Song Ye was carrying a bottle or two of Coke. The two of them stood behind the sand sculpture Shi Lu for three seconds, before Shi Lu said, "The school beauty smiled at him! The school beauty actually smiled at him! How could the school beauty treat you?" Did he laugh?!" Waking up in shock.

"Look," Shi Lu grinned and pointed at a row of locust trees outside the school wall, "it's blooming, isn't it fragrant?"

Fuck it!

Fragrant hair ah!

Are you worthy of the Children's Day that just passed yesterday? !

You Mu and Song Ye gasped in horror, not smelling the fragrance of flowers, but being scared by Shi Lu's rippling spring, this kid... sent...

Shi Lu turned his head to look at Nomad very slowly, as if waking up from a dream, his eyes twinkled behind the 1200-degree glasses.

He had a great understanding and said: "Tell me, does the school belle have a crush on me? She's too embarrassed to chase after me, and instead shows favor to my brother, so as to stimulate me to confess to her..."

Song Ye hissed with a toothache, and interrupted him while covering his cheek: "Stop, stop, stop! This shameless young man, please stop your sexual fantasies."

Nomad has become a 24K pure gold sand sculpture by the shameless sexual fantasies in front of him.

The author has something to say:

Open the pit (づ￣3￣)づ╭ love you~

Let’s talk about it, I believe everyone has already seen it, this is a sand carving essay.It doesn't matter if you don't see it, there is always a Sand Sculpture Show that suits you here, let's go, let's stay together hahaha.

Still strong, if you don’t want to be strong, you can stay as an author, hahaha...

In short, this sand sculpture text has gone to the plot direction very aggressively (the scumbag author thinks so), I hope it will not disappoint everyone.

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