What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge didn't understand what "I found it" meant, but when he saw that Huahua cherished the rose bookmark, he knew that this petty flower picker should change his ways in the future.

Returning to the classroom with Huahua, He Ruge restarted the live broadcast. The barrage was full of tears for He Ruge's behavior of stopping the broadcast when he disagreed with him. When He Ruge told a few more fairy tales and announced the end of today's live broadcast, the bullet screen The curtain cried louder.

"Is this hunger marketing?!"

"Today's live broadcast is only one hour long, no, I don't believe it!"

"The live broadcast is over for now, so when will it start tonight?"

"Major General Xi's fans came to check in~ Didn't the major general show his face in today's live broadcast? I think the major general is here."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Really! Isn't Xi Guican recuperating? Is healed?!!!"

"Ask the anchor for news!"

"With one enemy against a hundred, you will be invincible. The day when the king returns will be the triumphant time for the Federation"

Before He Ruge turned off the live broadcast, he saw Xi Guican's name appearing on the bullet screen, and this name suddenly opened the door of longing in his heart. It's just that he didn't see Xi Guican for a long time, but it seemed that it had been a long time .Perhaps it is not an exaggeration, but a realism.

Let's make a video call with Xi Guican when you are free this evening. The main task at present is to bathe the cubs.

When they heard that they were going to take a bath, most of the cubs showed refusal.Shui Xirui was very happy, as a jellyfish, she would feel very happy in an environment with water, and she led the cubs to the bathhouse briskly.

The air in the bathhouse is humid, and the mini blue whales are installed on the wall. Once the switch of the blue whale is pressed, the water will spray from the back of the blue whale.

He Ruge and Shui Xirui are each in charge of cleaning the ten cubs. Shui Xirui is very democratic. She rolled up her sleeves and said with a smile, "Everyone can queue up in front of any teacher you want to help you take a bath."

Huahua moved in front of He Ruge in small steps first, Ah Lu followed behind Huahua, and then the bad cuckoo duo ran to He Ruge's team, other cubs, look at me Look at you, you are also following your inner wishes to join the team of He Ruge.

Shui Xirui hurriedly said: "Teacher Xiao Shui will be very lonely alone, is there any child willing to come and accompany me?"

Xiong Xinhao hurriedly walked towards Shui Xirui upon hearing the words, and the sloth baby also paced slowly. He was walking too slowly. Xiong Xinhao simply carried the sloth baby and ran to Shui Xirui. He could do addition and subtraction within 20 He quickly discovered that Shui Xirui's team did not have 10 cubs.

What should we do?Teacher Xiaoshui will be sad.

Xiong Xinhao came up with a solution with his not-so-intelligent little head. After he put down the baby sloth, he sneaked to He Ruge's team and brought back a few cubs. Fool's bad coo.

Originally, the big man Xiong Xinhao was making a lot of noise running around, and with the "big fool" resounding in the bathhouse, everyone's eyes were focused on Xiong Xinhao.

Xiong Xinhao felt shy belatedly, he hid on Shui Xirui's body, revealing half of his chubby body.Shui Xirui touched Xiong Xinhao's head, and said with a smile, "Thank you Xinhao." She took out the special baby shower gel and a soft brush, and helped Xiong Xinhao take a bath first.

The delicate bubbles were shot out in the palm of his hand, and then wiped on Xiong Xinhao's hair. Xiong Xinhao purred with some enjoyment. Taking a bath is a physical effort, but with the help of a bathing machine, even for a big man like Xiong Xinhao, it only takes a few minutes. 10 minutes.

But He Ruge is even faster, it only takes 3 minutes for him to wash a bunch of little hedgehogs, and 1 minute is enough to wash a doughnut-like baby snake.The little snake in the palm is the blind child named "Autumn Dream Valley". He Ruge wiped the water droplets on her scales with a small towel. While wiping, he remembered Shui Xirui's comment on the cub's character:

"Menggu is a very quiet child. Although she can't see her, she always listens seriously to the class. It's just that every time she takes an art class, she shrinks herself into a ball."

"She is very sensitive, delicate and sentimental, probably because her eyes can't see. The world she feels is different from our normal people. Whenever she rolls herself into a doughnut and remains still, it's like being immersed in a completely A world of its own."

"But sometimes Menggu also shows curiosity about the outside world. She once asked me what the sea looks like."

"But I couldn't answer her because I didn't know how to describe the sea to a blind child."

After washing Autumn Dream Valley, the next cub was a soft little rabbit. When he looked at those ruby-like eyes, He Ruge's gaze suddenly became very soft.

He remembered the bath day that Ruanruan had experienced in the game before. At that time, Ruanruan was rushed by the water flow like a high-pressure water gun, and he was so nervous that he lay on the spot in a dead state.

It's a distressing look.

He Ruge squeezed the fragrant shower gel into his hands, bathed the little rabbit, rubbed his pink paws and pink ears, He Ruge put a small ball of foam on the little rabbit's head, and called softly: "Soft, Is it you?" In fact, He Ruge had a vague guess in his heart, whether the Ruanrou in the elf ball is an imprisoned soul, and the little rabbit in front of him is a body that has lost its soul.

The little rabbit didn't respond.He was very comfortable after being washed, his little head turned a little bit, and finally he fell asleep with his face pressed against He Ruge's palm and his eyes closed.

Just like drinking milk tea softly and falling asleep listening to "Little Star".

He Ruge adjusted the water flow to the minimum, slowly washed away the foam from the little rabbit, and then put the little rabbit in a drying place.He watched the wet fur on the little rabbit's body become fluffy little by little, as if he was watching the process of making cotton candy.He Ruge suddenly knew what song he was going to sing on the live broadcast at [-] o'clock tonight.

"Little Rabbit Obediently" and "Little Star", if the feelings encountered in life can be made into a movie, then these two songs are the opening and ending songs of him and Ruanruan.

If it's really Ruanruan, then he will definitely respond to these two songs, even if he just thinks the melody is a little familiar.

After washing all the cubs, He Ruge carried Ruan Ruan, who was half asleep, and came to the big sleeping room with Shui Xirui and the cubs.

Every cub has its own little bed, He Ruge puts the little rabbit into the little bed, and the little rabbit who has already woken up sits on the bed and yawns.He Ruge found a white wall with no decoration, and sat down against the wall.He silenced the cubs, and all the cubs sat quietly on the bed.

He Ruge has a very unique temperament, which can make every cub obedient and obedient. He said to be quiet, and every cub will try to be quiet, even the most sloppy duo will pull their mouths Zipper up, Shui Xirui is only envious.

He turned on the live broadcast, waved his hand and greeted everyone: "Good evening, it's time to sing before going to bed again."

Xiong Xinhao foolishly raised his bear paw and waved to He Ruge. He Ruge couldn't help laughing when he saw the little black bear who looked like a beckoning cat.

The barrage waiting to be fed was so excited that they jumped up and down:

"Good evening male god!"

"Ahhhhhh the male god smiled at me!!!"

"Ruge is in front of my bed right now, and I'm watching his live broadcast with doting eyes"

"Let me wake up the one ahead"

"I always go to bed at twelve o'clock, no matter how you sing, you have to sing songs before going to bed for four hours."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"It's a beautiful smile, I took a screenshot"

He Ruge felt that it was necessary to educate everyone on the importance of getting up early and going to bed early. He said seriously: "If you often stay up late, you will become bald."

The barrage fell into a deathly silence for a moment, and Xi Guican, who was silently watching the screen in the western hemisphere, also fell into a strange silence.

"Male God, are you spying on my life?"

"I'm still young, my hair volume is amazing, my family has no history of baldness, and I stay up late without stress"

"I just want to watch a sweet live broadcast, why remind me that bald hair is a real existence in the world"

"Look silently at your hairline"

"Doesn't Ru Ge dislike bald people? Thinking about Major General Xi's fluffy animal shape, he suddenly realizes that he is not only poor but also ugly and bald. Sure enough, only Major General Xi can be with male gods. Since ancient times, beauty matches hero QAQ"

"Ahhh, I will be able to see Xi Guican tomorrow in the official Star Wars live broadcast room! Excited!"

He Ruge thought about his big bald boy, and said softly: "I like a person because I like his soul, it has nothing to do with his body."

The big bald tiger who had just blocked keywords such as "Xi Guican" and "bald" calmly logged into the game and watched the latest progress of paternal love deterioration:

[Father's love is like a mountain]: Apart from you, He Ruge also wants to be the father of all the cuties. The degree of deterioration of father's love is 2%

Xi Guican: "..."

You are a big liar, you obviously care about whether I am bald or not, if you are not bald, you will be your lover, if you are bald, you will be your son, and you still say you like me.

He Ruge didn't know that Xi Guican was watching the live broadcast with resentment, because the aura in his body was only enough to sing a nursery rhyme, He Ruge didn't mobilize his aura for the first song: "Little rabbit, be good, open the door, open it quickly!" , I want to come in~"

The barrage quickly swiped: "At the scene, I am that rabbit and I opened the door for Ru Ge!"

Children's songs do not require any singing skills, simple and lively melody, catchy lyrics, if combined with a gentle and clean voice and a clear and white face, it forms a picture that can freeze time, and those ethereal singing voices are integrated into the In this painting, it becomes the light and shadow that can only be captured with the heart.

Some people praised He Ruge's face as a godly face, forgetting the vulgarity when seeing it, and always posted a photo of He Ruge singing nursery rhymes in the live broadcast when accompanying the pictures.

His appearance is the pinnacle of perfection without any blemishes, and what is even rarer is the refreshing exotic aura between the brows and eyes of that face.But not only these factors shaped his face, from the very beginning when He Ruge appeared in front of the world, He Ruge stood quietly with an effortlessly beautiful posture and a gentle but unattainable distance. There, every night when interstellar wars raged, he sang nursery rhymes and told fairy tales for children.

Strange to say, it seems that for every beauty who amazes time, there will always be one or two typical scenes, such as the night just beginning to fall, a young man with black hair and black eyes is sitting in front of a white wall, singing softly "Twinkle". Twinkle brightly", so the night is hung with stars one by one.

This scene touched the hearts of countless viewers, so that decades later, when they thought of He Ruge, the light of Xingzi who had been amazed in their hearts still never dimmed.