What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

After Shui Xirui put away her cub's plate, she walked to He Ruge's side, she was a little surprised and said: "Hey, is he looking at you? It's really strange, this little rabbit usually ignores people. "

Ruby's eyes only looked at He Ruge, like a slow old-fashioned machine, only the soft sound of He Ruge was the only start switch.

"Ruan Ruan?" He Ruge called out again.

The little rabbit blinked his eyes, his expression was not flexible at all, as if he had lost his soul, leaving only an empty shell of a walking dead.

"Is this the name you gave him? Why did you call him Ruan Ruan?" Shui Xirui asked curiously from the side.

"Don't you think its fur looks very soft?" He Ruge casually made an excuse.

Shui Xirui stretched out her hand and touched the little rabbit's back, being overwhelmed by the soft feel, she nodded in agreement, and followed suit with a smile: "Soft~"

However, the little rabbit didn't respond to Shui Xirui's cry, he was like an exquisite plush doll, quietly placed on the chair, and He Ruge's figure was reflected in the ruby ​​eyes.

Shui Xirui took away the plates from the area in charge of He Ruge, and washed them by the machine, and then she said to He Ruge who was standing in front of the little rabbit: "Everyone has finished eating dessert, you can start doing your homework."

Only then did He Ruge come to his senses. The homework in the afternoon was mainly about arithmetic problems. There was a switch on each desk. When the switch was pressed, a light screen would appear on the desk, and the questions would be randomly selected from the question bank. , each cub's topic is different, which can prevent cheating.

"The little rabbit you named Ruan Ruan, he is indifferent to the outside world, and he won't do it even if the topic is released. We don't need to worry about him. There is also Xiong Xinhao sitting in the last row. You can't do too difficult arithmetic problems, you can help him when you do the problems later." Shui Xirui transmitted the roster and the personal information of the cubs to He Ruge's optical brain. In addition to race, there are comments from Shui Xirui's homeroom teacher, which are mainly her evaluation of the character of these cubs.

After Shui Xirui announced that they were starting to do the questions, the cubs pressed the switch to answer the questions on their own. He Ruge looked at the questions and found that these arithmetic questions were all addition and subtraction within 100, and the questions were not simply listing formulas.Instead, there is a text description. For example, there are 49 cakes here, the little squirrel ate 5 cakes, and the little fox ate 6 cakes. How many cakes are left?

There are a total of 5 arithmetic problems similar to this one. He Ruge found that the cubs were very fast at solving the problems, and could complete them within 8 to [-] minutes, and the accuracy rate was still very high.

However, Shui Xirui said to give the cubs 10 to [-] minutes to do the questions, "because the time to do the questions does not depend on the cubs who do the fastest, but the cubs who are the slowest."

Although the baby snake named Qiumenggu couldn't see, she couldn't escape the practice questions in the afternoon, because her questions appeared in the form of voice, and she could still answer them with voice.

He Ruge strolled from the first row to the last row. In the last row, there was a pair of little black bears and baby sloths at the same table. The baby sloth was lying on the desk, lazily raised its eyes to glance at the topic, and its eyes were extremely slow. Turning around, when he looks at one topic, others can look at three.

After the baby sloth finally finished reading the question, he slowly raised his paw and quickly moved to the correct answer.

He Ruge seemed to understand which cub Shui Xirui was talking about was the slowest.10 minutes should be the speed of life and death for this baby sloth.

The sloth baby seemed to have finally found He Ruge standing beside him, he slowly raised his head, and slowly smiled at He Ruge, He Ruge couldn't help but smile back.

In fact, it's good to work slowly and do meticulous work, He Ruge, who is so cute that he has no bottom line, thought to himself.

As the sloth baby's deskmate, Little Black Bear's speed is as touching as the sloth baby's. What's even more touching is that his accuracy rate is extremely low, and he can only guarantee that the arithmetic problems within 20 are correct, because his front paws Combined with the hind paws, there are only twenty fingers.

If all the arithmetic problems within 20 are finished, then Xiong Xinhao will borrow the claws of his deskmate. A sloth has only three fingers in one claw. Even if the baby sloth's hands and feet are borrowed temporarily, Xiong Xinhao still cannot complete it. Most of the arithmetic problems.

He Ruge was helping Xiong Xinhao to do arithmetic problems, but Xiong Xinhao was extremely insensitive to numbers. No matter what He Ruge said, he would always go in his left ear and out his right ear.

Shui Xirui was overjoyed, and said to He Ruge: "Mr. He, what I mean to help is to lend your hand to Xinhao."

With the "help" of He Ruge, Shui Xirui, and Baby Sloth, Xiong Xinhao managed to finish the task, although the correct rate made those who heard it sad and those who saw it cry.With the help of the machine, Shui Xirui only needs to press a button to correct the homework of all the cubs in the class. However, it is better for the teacher to explain the wrong questions in person.

He Ruge recalled a conjecture he had read, about which occupations could not be replaced by machines in the future.The first is the counselor, the second is the teacher.

Most of the cubs are very smart and can understand everything, but Xiong Xinhao can't understand anything.The big moss-green parrot walked up to Xiong Xinhao with the steps of an old man, and with his cute and innocent face, sneered at Xiong Xinhao ruthlessly: "Big fool."

Following the fat, hairy parrot was a gray-brown long-legged bird with an ordinary appearance like a chicken. He mocked it like a parrot: "Big fool."

"How can you two swear? If you swear casually, you will be punished!" Shui Xirui roared again.

However, the two free-roaming roosters who had been scolded walked back to their seats in high spirits, stepping their paws rhythmically on the floor and making "da da da" sounds, regardless of Shui Xirui's criticism at all.

He Ruge who felt like he had witnessed campus bullying: "..."

Shui Xirui, who is ignored by all kinds of cubs every day: "..."

"These two bad cuckoos! It means Xinhao has a good temper. If it were another big man, he would have fought with them two bad cuckoos." Shui Xirui touched the little black bear's forehead pityingly. The black bear is clumsy, has poor academic performance, and always gets himself dirty... But the little black bear never takes the initiative to provoke other children and does not disturb the classroom discipline. To Shui Xirui, he is a good baby .

In Shui Xirui's comments to Xiong Xinhao's homeroom teacher, she wrote:

"Xinhao is a child with the heart of a child. His mental age is very young, and his intelligence is only three or four years old. It may be caused by a congenital defect in the sea of ​​consciousness, or it may be caused by an accidental injury in the day after tomorrow. At first he When I came to this class, I crazily resisted everyone’s approach, and I was scratched by Xinhao dozens of times. After getting along for a month, Xinhao let down his guard against me and everyone in Class 1.”

"The most unforgettable thing for me is a bath day, when Xinhao, who obediently let me take a bath, saw the unhealed scar on my arm, he suddenly cried silently."

"The child choked up crying and told me intermittently, Teacher Shui, I'm sorry."

The little black bear who was ridiculed by the big fool silently lowered his head.

He Ruge also found out the identities of the two bad guys from the roster and personal information provided by Shui Xirui. The moss-green kakapo is Little Bad One, and the peacock cub of Long-legged Chicken is Little Villain No. [-], the two little scoundrels swear every day, their favorite beep beep beep beep to beep, every time they run away after cursing, it's really exciting.

They have amazing talents and unlimited inspiration in giving people nicknames. For example, the nicknames given to Xiong Xinhao include Big Fool, Dark Silly Big Man, Coal Digger...

She also gave Shui Xirui various affectionate nicknames, such as crybaby, big trumpet, etc.

Such bad free-range chickens, why don't I bald them.He Ruge looked at the fluffy backs of the two bad cuckoos, thinking ruthlessly.

The backs of the two naughty free-range chickens turned cold, and after they turned their heads and looked at He Ruge, the kakapo blurted out: "It's pretty cluck cluck." Gege had already turned into cluck in his mouth.

The peacock cub had the expression of a confidant, shyly saying, "It's as beautiful as a song~"

He Ruge, who used his good looks, easily influenced the two naughty He Ruge: "...You guys are not allowed to call your classmates nicknames next time, do you understand?"

The kakapo shook its head, and the peacock cub nodded. After the two free-range chickens found that their teammates' reactions were different from their own, the kakapo immediately changed to nodding, while the peacock cub shook his head hesitantly. Obviously, their tacit understanding was zero.

So the two bad Goo Goo started a civil war.

"Hahaha." The baby sloth's reflex arc, which is different from ordinary people, finally reacted, and he smiled at the little black bear: "They called you a fool again, good or bad."

The little black bear who was about to be comforted by Shui Xirui lowered his head again because of his teammate's belated make-up.

He Ruge quickly stretched out his hand and touched the little black bear's head, "Our Xinhao is really a gentle child." His voice was gentle and sincere, like the winter sun shining on his heart, and the dark eyes of the little black bear brightened again.

"The teacher will secretly add honey to you for dinner today, okay?" Shui Xirui said in a super low voice.

Little Black Bear nodded happily.So at supper he got a spoonful of honey.

After dinner, I was going to eat for half an hour after dinner, but because Shui Xirui took everyone to watch He Ruge's live broadcast at [-] o'clock yesterday, so at [-] o'clock today, the cubs also stayed on the chairs and refused to She moved, looking at He Ruge eagerly, wanting to hear him tell stories and sing.

Under the watchful eyes of the cubs, He Ruge suddenly remembered his task of live broadcasting tonight.He will stay on the recommendation position of the star network live broadcast platform for a week, so this week he will live broadcast for at least two hours a day, so that he can be worthy of such a good recommendation position.

Compared with other anchors, He Ruge seems to be inactive and sabotage.Because those anchors with hot themes will live broadcast for at least seven or eight hours a day after they get this recommended position. These seven or eight hours are not sitting and telling stories like He Ruge, but fighting or hand-to-hand combat with live ammunition, live broadcasting continuously for a week, It's just live streaming.

Sitting in front of a white wall, He Ruge made sure that nothing revealing his surroundings would be seen in the camera, then silenced the cubs and Shui Xirui who were watching, and then clicked to start broadcasting.