What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

After singing a lullaby, all the spiritual energy stored in He Ruge's demon pattern was emptied, but the strange thing is that he faintly felt another energy produced in the demon pattern, very weak and very gentle energy.

It is as subtle as the spring rain that moisturizes things silently, nourishing He Ruge's body, and giving him a spirit out of thin air. To put it more simply, he can stay up all night without any effort, and he can still look good the next morning Yiyi, highly concentrated mental power to do things.

In the eyes of outsiders, He Ruge's changes can also be seen, such as the barrage at this moment:

"Is it an illusion caused by me masturbating too much? Why do I feel so beautiful that I am glowing? Maybe it's because my skin is so good, shiny and transparent"

"The anchor's eyes are so bright, it seems that there are two small hooks hidden in the eyes, hooking my soul away"

"The male god is so attractive, the more he looks, the more beautiful he is"

"Shh, I feel like the male god is like that kind of monster who has sucked energy..."

He Ruge guessed that this should be the power of faith infused into the demon pattern, which brought changes to his body.He Ruge, who finished singing a song, was a bit hesitant, but it's too early now, and it's not good to stop the broadcast on such a good recommendation spot.

But if he kept telling stories and singing, He Ruge felt a little uncomfortable.He is not a talkative person, he can only pretend that he is reading a book when facing the camera to avoid embarrassment, his eyes fall on the densely packed text, but his mouth tells fairy tales that have nothing to do with the book.

"Do you feel sleepy after listening to the lullaby?" If everyone is sleepy, then he can justly stop the broadcast.

The barrage that was sleepy before was crazily denied, because there are too many barrages, so there are only two types of barrages presented to He Ruge, one is the barrage with the highest repetition frequency, and the other is the fan value list The barrage from the top [-] local tyrant fans.

At this moment, everyone said in unison that they are not sleepy, and they have personally verified that the essence of human beings is a "repeater" and "true fragrance".

He Ruge was amused by the transformation of the barrage, but the corners of his lips were slightly raised, which captured the hearts of hundreds of millions of viewers, and the special effects of colorful fireworks with [-] star coins bloomed endlessly.

A local tyrant fan posted a barrage: "Ruge, can I add you as a friend in private messages? If you want, I will give you a 'Bright Nebula'."

The bright nebula worth [-] million star coins seems to have become very common in He Ruge's live broadcast room, and the onlookers heard the words and shed tears of poverty:

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Great Nebula, I will give it away, I have a lemon"

"Ah ah, can you add friends by sending Bright Nebula?! Then Ruge, wait a minute, I will exchange my pocket money for half a year with Bright Nebula and reward you!"

"I just want to hug the thighs of the gods! Dad, do you still need a leg hanger?!"

"There was a popular post on the forum before, discussing which is better, the beauty of the prosperous age or the incomparable wealth. I chose the incomparable wealth, but I found out that I was wrong. If you have the god-level beauty of a male god, you don't need to do anything. , as long as you smile! Everything can be surrendered, not to mention money QAQ”

Before He Ruge had time to say no, he saw the special effects of the Brilliant Nebula appear in front of his eyes, and there were more than one of them!

["Xi Guican" rewards "Ruge" Brilliant Nebula＊10】

Xi Guican, who jumped to the top of Ruge's fan rankings in one fell swoop, said arrogantly: "Who else is coveting me." The man's deep and hoarse voice was so cold that it could drop ice shards.

At the very beginning, the Shenhao barrage that tipped [-] million was in extra-large colorful fonts. He Ruge thought it was the top configuration, but what he never expected was that Xi Guican, who tipped [-] billion, actually It also has voice effects!

Yes, not only can you send barrage, but you can also send voice!After the barrage fell into a strange silence, the collective climax:

"This subwoofer that seems to kill people, I'm dead, I'll give you everything!!!"

"One billion, the major general is the most suitable person for Ruge, rich and rich can still do it"

"This is destined to be the love of two gods, I don't deserve a name!"

"I'll pay for the certificate! Please get married where you are!"

"The treatment of krypton gold players is really different. It's the first time I know that krypton gold billions can make voices, and my knowledge has increased."

He Ruge is different from those barrages that shed tears for the beautiful love, he can only hear the voice of his own heartbreak...

Half of the platform's money is divided into one billion rewards. He has been busy for so long tonight, and he was completely defeated by Xi Guican. If he rounds it up, he has lost one billion!

What is the concept of one billion?For He Ruge, who was still on Earth before, it was an astronomical sum that he could not earn from working in primitive society to modern society without eating or drinking.

He Ruge took a deep breath, and asked softly, "Gui Can, what are you doing? We are all in the same room, the voice is so strange, is there anything we can't say face to face?"

The bald tiger who was in the hair growth bath hadn't noticed He Ruge's anger, and he replied honestly: "I'm in the bathroom."

"Then you have to take a good bath and wait for me on the bed in the shape of a beast after washing it. It's the shape of a beast without clothes." He Ruge bit the word "no clothes" very hard.

The bullet screen was full of imagination, but Xi Guican's back felt cold. He looked at He Ruge's gentle smile on the light screen, as if he was looking at a gentle knife. Xi Guican's whole body.Xi Guican turned off the live broadcast and logged in to the game. After seeing the latest father's love metamorphosis, it seemed that there was a bolt from the blue, and a five thunderbolt struck him——

[Father's love is like a mountain]: He Ruge loves you very much, even if you are bald and prodigal, the degree of deterioration of father's love is 1%

When He Ruge finished the live broadcast and opened the bedroom door, he saw a huge bald tiger sitting on the bed aggrieved. Because he had seen the photos of the worst period of baldness provided by Mao Zixie, He Ruge saw the bald tiger at this moment. When the tiger was covered in fluff that a dog had gnawed on, he didn't make a fuss...it's just strange.

This is the gap between online dating and reality, take it easy and be normal.

He Ruge recalled the little white tiger and the little monster in his mind, and after adjusting his mentality, he looked at the big bald cub again with tolerance and kindness.

"Gui Can, I have something to tell you." Sitting beside the big white tiger, He Ruge stretched out his hand to touch the white tiger's claws. I touched it casually, but I lingered and touched it several times.

Xi Guican showed He Ruge her pink flesh pad very politely, and performed a skill of "how to open the claws" for He Ruge.What's even more foul is that this big white tiger is still lying on the bed, using the fluffy tiger ears on his big head to gently rub against He Ruge's cheek, and the touch like a dragonfly touch softens He Ruge's heart up.

"You." He Ruge grabbed the snow-white tiger ears, sighed helplessly, and said, "If you are bald, you will be bald. You don't need to hide it from me. I like you even if you are bald. Also, next time Don't give me a reward, it's a waste of money, you know?"

The boulder hanging on Xi Guican's heart silently turned into powder and scattered.He suddenly realized that his previous self was stupid, he liked He Ruge so well, so good that he could tolerate the monster in his heart, even though he was covered in filth and covered with spikes, He Ruge never resisted him.

The big white tiger replied in a low voice: "I know, I like you too." He put He Ruge on his belly, and directly said the problem that was bothering him: "I will go to Sixteen Stars to participate in the war in two days, I... want to take you with me, but I don't want to take you away."

The tiger tail swayed anxiously, as if Xi Guican's heart was swaying.

He Ruge didn't answer directly, he showed Xi Guican the optical brain ring he was wearing on his hand: "Guitan, do you know? In our place, if two people want to get married, on the wedding day, they will Put rings on each other."

"There will also be a vow when the rings are exchanged."

"Whether it's good or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, I will love you unreservedly and be loyal to you forever."

He Ruge smiled, and said softly: "Wherever you go, I will go there. Wherever you stay, I will stay there. Your country is my country, and your god is my god."

If it wasn't covered by the fur on his face, then He Ruge would definitely be able to see Xi Guican's blushing.The big white tiger held his little koi in his arms and fell asleep sweetly.

The next day, Xi Guican was packing his luggage. Apart from weapons, he also had to pack energy crystals.If the energy spar is put into the space ring, the energy loss will be accelerated, so Xi Guican is going to the front line to eat military pay.

Xi Guican absorbed a lot of energy spars in one breath, and sorted out a small amount of energy spars and moved them to the mech as He Ruge's rations.

At Sixteen Stars, it is impossible for Xi Guican to let He Ruge stay on his mech and go to battle to kill the enemy together, so he and the killer whale at the commander of the military department have a private agreement that the killer whale will He Ruge was sent to the safest rear area of ​​Sixteen Stars.A high-level hawk faction alone is not enough, so Xi Guican contacted Wu Chengdeng, and after confirming that the dove faction would also protect He Ruge, Xi Guican reluctantly felt relieved.

Xi Guican does not need to be picked up by the military starship, he can take He Ruge to 20 stars when he spends [-] stars driving No. [-].He Ruge sits beside Xi Guican and carefully expands the outline of the novel. The universe is vast and boundless, and being in it often makes people feel their own insignificance. Together, the dark universe also brightens.

"Gui Can, you said that you want to send me to the rear of Sixteen Stars. Where exactly does this rear refer?" He Ruge asked aloud after finishing a small part of the outline.

"The city of Whale Fall of sixteen stars, the environment of the city of Whale Fall is very simple, and there are cubs inside. Because of what happened to the Xinghai Orphanage, the interstellar people who were selected as teachers in the city of Whale Fall were strictly selected. Yes, the identity they arranged for you is a new teacher, this is the specific information."

He Ruge heard the words and went over to take a look, and found that the class he was airborne was City No. 34 in the Whale Falling City, and his new identity was the teacher of Class 1, Land Primary School in the Blue Whale Orphanage.

There is only one colleague, a jellyfish named Shui Xirui.The little girl seems to have a good temper, and the gentleness of a Jiangnan woman is revealed in her tenderness. Her animal shape is a jellyfish that looks like a flower hat, cute and delicate.