What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Interstellar people do not have birthday cakes on their birthdays. They would choose to cook a sumptuous meal to celebrate their birthdays. With the help of robots, Xi Guican made two dishes, one was a meat dish, and the other was a vegetable and fruit platter.He is not good at making complicated dishes, so he chose simple steamed pork.

He Ruge looked at the huge wild boar head in front of him, staring wide-eyed, with white teeth exposed in the cracked mouth, especially the two extremely strong and curved fangs like a crescent moon, he couldn't help but ...

Swallowed.

God, is there anything more delicious in the world than pig's head?

This giant wild boar head is twice the size of all the pig heads that He Ruge has seen, and the hair has been plucked clean. After it is steamed, the smell of meat can easily arouse the gluttons in the stomach of those who smell it .

"Gui Can, do you have any seasoning here?" Cutting the steamed pork head into thin slices, dipping it in the prepared sauce is simply delicious.

Xi Guican went to Xingwang to buy a whole bunch of seasonings this time. He Ruge dipped a little of the seasonings in each small jar, and tasted the substitutes for soy sauce, vinegar, chili, sugar and other seasonings in StarCraft. .

A drop of dark brown sauce splashed on the phalanx, He Ruge stuck out his tongue and licked it, obviously this was a normal action, but Xi Guican's ears turned red unconsciously.He thought of something worse, like this soft tongue licking another color of liquid.

He Ruge held a small bowl, mixed these seasonings according to his own taste and stirred them well.After he was done, he looked up and saw Xi Guican with red ears. He Ruge didn't think of anything else, "Guican, is there a knife here? I want to cut thin slices of meat from the pig's head."

Xi Guican, who is not good at cooking but has excellent knife skills, quickly took out the knife, raised the knife and dropped it, and the thin slices of meat fell on the plate. He Ruge poured the seasoning in the small bowl evenly on the pork head meat .

There are no chopsticks in Xingji, only knives and forks. He Ruge used a fork to fork a piece of pork head meat. The meat is delicious, fat but not greasy.

"It's delicious. It's the best pork head meat I've ever eaten. Gui Can, you're really amazing!" He Ruge not only nodded vigorously, but also gave Xi Guican a thumbs up.Although there is no technical content in the operation of plucking the pork and steaming it, the deliciousness of the pork head probably has an inseparable relationship with the superior ingredients, but don’t children need praise?

Not being able to dampen the enthusiasm of his own children, Xi Guican's heart to cook for him is already very touching.

After hearing He Ruge's evaluation, Xi Guican was relieved at first, and then felt a sense of pride spontaneously.As a beginner, he can cook such delicious dishes. He must have a great talent in cooking.

At this time, Xi Guican was like after writing a thousand-character rainbow fart, being crazily praised by fans, and he developed a mysterious confidence in himself.

He rolled a lot of meat slices with a fork, and after eating the meat slices, he thought it was delicious.The dining table is very big, it is a rectangular table, He Ruge and Xi Guican sit together, feeding each other from time to time.

"Happy birthday." Xi Guican's mouth was greasy from eating, but he didn't realize the greasyness on his mouth, and wanted to kiss He Ruge.He Ruge pursed his own greasy lips, and before Xi Guican eagerly kissed him, he smacked Xi Guican's cheekbones first, as if giving Xi Guican a layer of highlight.

The blue eyes burst out with bright light, and Xi Guican was immersed in the joy of being kissed, like a big cat with a smooth fur, squinting its eyes in satisfaction.

He Ruge felt that he had done something bad to bully the children, and felt guilty for some reason. He picked up a tissue to wipe off the oil stains on Xi Guican's face, and said softly, "I am very happy. This is the happiest birthday I have ever had." Because with you.

When the pig's head meat is a little greasy, eat some fruits and vegetables.The warm yellow light shone on He Ruge's face, making this face immersed in the gentle light, and the beauty's meal was easily reminiscent of the word beautiful and delicious.Xi Guican used to use nutrient solution instead of traditional meals. He always felt that eating was a waste of time. It may be because he has never had a strong appetite, so he drank nutrient solution for many years.

But now he realizes that traditional eating is a very beautiful thing, not because the food is good, but because the atmosphere is good and warm, like bathing in the sun.

Xi Guican's heart is filled with the knowledge that his beloved is eating what he has made with his own hands.

He Ruge ate one-fifth of the huge wild boar's head, and Xi Guican ruthlessly disposed of the rest.

Washing the dishes is left to the robot. He Ruge restarted the live broadcast, while Xi Guican sneaked into the bathroom to soak in the hair growth bath. The hair transplant surgery he and the doctor had planned would be in the middle of the night. After He Ruge fell asleep in the dead of night, Xi Guican Gui Can will do the hair transplant operation quietly, and when He Ruge is about to wake up at dawn, he will just be able to come back as a big white tiger with amazing hair.

Although the hair transplant will come back soon, the hair growth bath still needs to be soaked.The doctor had already told him about the tragic situation of hair loss two months after the hair transplantation, so Xi Guican wanted to soak in the hair growth bath for a while now, even if the effect was minimal, he still insisted.

Xi Guican, who had arranged before, turned on the live broadcast happily, ready to watch He Ruge's live broadcast while soaking in the hair growth bath, but before watching the live broadcast again, he had to deal with the affairs of the military department.

A tiger shark in the headquarters asked him to go to the front line of Star Wars for emergency treatment in the past few days.

Star Wars takes place on Sixteen Stars, which is a very magical planet. Its eastern hemisphere is all sea, and its western hemisphere is almost entirely land.The place where Star Wars first broke out was in the western hemisphere. However, at this time the battle line has gradually advanced from the western hemisphere to the dividing line of the eastern hemisphere. The eastern hemisphere can only conduct air battles and naval battles. Although the air combat advantages of the Zerg are higher than that of the Federation, their strength after entering the sea will be greatly weakened.So no one can predict what will happen next.

In order to feed the Slaughtering Wings, Xi Guican didn't have much resistance to joining the battle, he just didn't know how to arrange He Ruge.

Out of consideration for He Ruge's safety, he shouldn't take He Ruge to Sixteen Stars, but... once he thinks of being separated from He Ruge, his whole body is full of resistance.The ten days after the game ended were Xi Guican's most difficult ten days. He couldn't accept the days without He Ruge's company, not even a second.

There seemed to be two souls arguing in the brain, one was the little white tiger with red eyes, the little white tiger sneered and said, "You will die if you leave him for ten days, don't you have any idea how long the Star Wars will last? When the time comes, I'll see if your life is worse than death."

The blue-eyed little white tiger retorted calmly: "But Star Wars is very dangerous. If something happens to him and he gets injured, I will truly live a life worse than death."

The red-eyed little white tiger: "You coward! Useless! You can't even protect the person you like, what kind of man are you!"

The blue-eyed little white tiger: "You reckless man! Impulsive ghost! Just kidding about his safety for your own selfish desires, what right do you have to protect him!"

The two little white tigers screamed in anger, and rushed up angrily, you bit me and I grabbed you, and they fought into a ball.

The bald white tiger was furious, and its big paws slapped the water surface vigorously. When the huge sound of water sounded, even though the sound insulation effect of the room was reasonable, Xi Guican was still afraid of disturbing He Ruge outside. He suppressed his anger and retracted. Claw, Lan Mou opened the game ferociously, wanting to see He Ruge's fatherly love metamorphosis in the game to have fun, when his eyes swept to that row of values, the big white tiger was stunned——

[Father's love is like a mountain]: He Ruge loves you very much, it is the old father's love for the bald boy, even if your hair is bald, He Ruge's father's love for you is still the same (the progress of father's love deterioration is 9%)

The two fighting cubs froze at the same time, their eyes glazed over as if they had been struck by lightning. After a long silence, the roar of the collapsing tiger resounded through the bathroom.

Roar--! ! !

When did the fact that I was bald come to light? !Why did He Ruge know? !And, why is the progress of paternal love going sour? ! ! !

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He Ruge sat in front of the desk and continued the live broadcast. The questions that appeared most often in the barrage were screened out and presented in front of He Ruge. He Ruge browsed and picked a few questions to answer.

For example, "Is the rice cooked by Xi Guican delicious?" He Ruge said seriously: "The rice cooked by Guican is delicious, I'm so full." He put his hand on his slightly swollen belly as he spoke.

The barrage started again screaming:

"Oh my god, I have lemons and I want to eat the food made by Major General Xi!"

"I want to have dinner with Ru Ge, woo woo woo looking at such a pretty face, I can eat four big bowls"

"I adore this figure, it's so thin, it doesn't have any fat when I sit down after eating QAQ"

“啊啊啊啊啊这个姿势好像怀了宝宝，两个男神的孩子一定颜值爆表！好想看缩小版的男神啊啊啊啊想要云养娃！”

He Ruge: "..."

You have thought so far, have you even thought of children?Huh, that's not right, how could he and Xi Guican have children of the same gender? !Is it possible to have children of the same sex in Interstellar?Then this technology is too powerful.

After thinking about the little white tiger like a snow ball, He Ruge's body once again overflowed with the glory of his old father.The bald boy's fur hasn't been well groomed yet, raising one Xi Guican has already exhausted all his energy, so he won't allocate the excess love to other fluffy.

He Ruge looked at other questions again, "How did you and Xi Guican get together, male god? Which of you chased whom? How long have you been together?" These are curious about the love between him and Xi Guican.

Another question is, "God, why do you look so beautiful and have such a nice voice? Where are you from, and what race are you, God? I want to date someone from your place and try to give birth to someone as good-looking as you, God." Cubs!" These were questions about his personal information.

He Ruge put his fingers on his lips and made a gesture of silence. He said softly: "The content of today's live broadcast is storytelling and singing, not a question-and-answer session."

In front of the barrage of aggrieved Baba, He Ruge said softly: "Next, I will sing a song for everyone." Sing a song with aura inspired by the sound of nature.