What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Xi Guican put down his notebook, and roughly wiped away a tear that was about to fall from his eyelashes with the back of his hand.

He can't forgive Mao Zhengyong, but he won't remember Mao Zixie.

Just like the so-called father's debt, since someone in the Mao family has died, so be it.

He is tired.

Xi Guican turned into a beast shape, went to the bathtub to soak in the hair growth bath, and now he is not as bald as before, and after more than ten days of raising him, he should be able to... the baldness is not too obvious, not too ugly.

The energy obtained by killing insects in the game is all absorbed by Xi Guican's small wings in reality. The wings that were originally the size of a thumb are now the size of a middle finger.The big white tiger ensured that his tiny wings with amazing hair were also soaked in the hair growth bath, and then took a bath with a blank expression, only showing a big head on the water.

The whirlpool mental emptying disease has been cured, but the disappearing Mao Mao will not grow back immediately.The only good news is that no matter how happy and angry Xi Guican is now, he will not shed hair like before.

Every time after taking the hair growth bath, there will be a feeling of diarrhea-like prostration in the abdomen. However, this is not a physiological need, but a side effect of the hair growth bath. Xi Guican can only curl up into a big shrimp, and endure the uncomfortable period alone.

He is not afraid of pain, but he is afraid of the weakness that comes from inside his body.In the past, Xi Guican could only endure it abruptly, but now he has a good way to divert his attention, that is "He Ruge".

Think about He Ruge, everything will be fine.

The big white tiger rested his big head on the edge of the bathtub, closed his eyes and started humming unskillfully: "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast~" The big paws were happily scratching in the bathtub.

"One has no eyes~" The closed tiger eyes opened and closed again, "One has no tail~" The tiger's tail slapped the surface of the water desperately, making the sound of splashing water, which was as lively as Nezha in the sea.

"So cute~ so cute~" The big white tiger, who was completely immersed in his own world, shook his head and shamelessly praised himself for being cute.

The majestic singing of the big white tiger echoed in the bathroom, and the low and soft roar of the tiger perfectly blended with the sound of water.

If Mao Zixie saw this scene, then Xi Guican's fierce image in his heart might be shattered on the spot.

He successfully coaxed the big white tiger out of the bathtub, shook the water on his body, and after drying, he turned into a not too fluffy big white tiger again.This big white tiger wandered into the storage room of the energy spar. It used to be a big white tiger that absorbs energy spar from the air, and suddenly turned its tiger's mouth to an energy spar.

Soft color fluctuations flashed across his blue eyes, and he carefully kissed the energy spar.

Like sneaking a kiss on that guy.

Good, he was happy again.

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He Ruge logged into the game after waking up from sleep, Xi Guican was a little clingy to him today, first he stood beside him, getting closer little by little, then his little finger moved restlessly, and carefully touched He Ruge's finger .

Not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Xi Guican's gourd, He Ruge decided to stop it with stillness, so as to respond to all changes with the same.

That sneaky little finger finally hooked up with He Ruge's little finger, and He Ruge glanced at Xi Guican, "What are you doing, do you want to flirt with me?"

Xi Guican wanted to hold hands with singer He Ru but was too embarrassed to say so: "What is La Gou Gou?"

"It's a way for children to make promises to each other. If two children are willing to tick off each other, it means they have an agreement, an agreement that neither party will easily break." He Ruge explained patiently.

The speaker was not interested in the listener, and the snow-white tiger tail instantly stood up. Xi Guican looked at He Ruge and whispered, "Then I want to flirt with you."

He Ruge: "???"

Are you a child baby?

The beautiful young man in front of him is still childish, and at this moment he still maintains a gesture of hooking his little finger, which is really like a child.

Generally, it doesn't involve issues of principle, He Ruge would never reject Xi Guican, just pull Gougou, it's not about touching buttocks and kissing lips.

Since the mouth touched, He Ruge didn't say anything on the surface, but he showed his attitude with practical actions of "not sleeping with Xi Guican".Although he now has some feelings for Xi Guican that go beyond fatherly love, but Xi Guican is still too young, looks like a minor, He Ruge can't get out of this mouth.

"Then what promise do you want to make with me?" He Ruge asked softly, such a gentle attitude is not so much treating a lover, but actually more like taking care of a junior.

Some people are born with the tolerance of the elders, regardless of age and experience.

Xi Guican originally wanted to say "the next time you leave, you must tell me", but after thinking about it, he felt that this was too bad, wasting a chance to make an appointment with He Ruge, so can you What about the agreement——

Can you like me a little like I like you.

Not much.

Xi Guican's fingertips moved slightly, and he lowered his eyes and said softly: "The agreement is that we... can hold hands every day."

Only people who like each other will hold hands. If we hold hands every day, does that mean that we like each other every day?

"Okay." He Ruge demonstrated the process of pulling the hook with both hands, and then hooked Xi Guican's little finger, "Don't worry about thumb to thumb, we still have an 'oath' to pull the hook. "

Facing those slightly perplexed blue eyes, He Ruge recited a childish 'oath': "If the pull hook hangs itself for 100 years, it must not be changed. Whoever changes is a puppy."

He thought that Xi Guican would not be able to accept such shameless lines for a while, but he didn't expect Xi Guican to read to him immediately:

"Pull the hook." The little finger hooked the little finger.

"Hang yourself." Thumbs pressed against each other.

The two hands are dangling slowly in the air, as if immersed in the silted time, "It is not allowed to change for 100 years, whoever changes will be a puppy."

Xi Guican looked up at He Ruge, he always took advantage of He Ruge's inattention to secretly look at this person.He thought, if there is no change for 100 years, then we will have 100 years for each other.

But 100 years is too little.

Can it be changed to 1000 years, 1 years, a lifetime, life after life...

The person in front of him still looked unaware, he smiled and said, "Let's turn our hands together, look, did the two hands that were pulling the hook suddenly turn into love?"

A love heart composed of his left hand and He Ruge's right hand appeared in front of his eyes.

This made Xi Guican suddenly not want to let go.For the rest of my life, I never want to let go of the hand of the person in front of me.

The fifth experiment allowed He Ruge to live a happy life like retirement. He changed Xi Guican's clothes from time to time, and sat in front of the monitoring light screen to admire the appearance of the beautiful boy breaking through the dimensional wall. However, after ten days, those cute clothes returned to Xi Guican. Can can't fit anymore.

This beautiful boy grew into a beautiful young man as if he had eaten gold.

The young man's face on the light screen was smooth and sharp, and the killing for so many days was like a whetstone, sharpening the original rusty blade to its original edge.

He was half a head taller than He Ruge, and when Xi Guican put on He Ruge's new black Hanfu, he looked like a lonely swordsman seeking defeat.

The young man in the long-sleeved robe leaped towards the Zerg with a sword in his hand, his sleeves fluttered, his brows and eyes were as cold as a cold pool, the corpse collapsed, and the young man waved his sleeves away, which reminded He Ruge of a poem——

Killing a person in ten steps, without leaving a thousand miles.Hello.