What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge was reluctant to part with Xi Guican in the holographic game, and couldn't accept the high-definition Zerg without codes in the monitoring light screen. He gritted his teeth and persisted in recording for 10 minutes. Not to repeat, when He Ruge caught a glimpse of Zerg by chance, He Ruge quickly looked at Xi Guican's face to wash his eyes and continue his life.

After 10 minutes of suffering, He Ruge was tempered into a calm warrior who faced cockroaches.

If the voice of the Zerg is ignored, then there will be a technological blockbuster in front of you, and this kind of self-consolation will make He Ruge a little bit happier.

At the end of the fight, Xi Guican's body was inevitably stained with some Zerg blood. Xi Guican, who had killed Xing's head, stopped, and a pungent stench came from the corner of his clothes.

His brows were furrowed suddenly, and the hostility that emanated for a moment frightened the crippled Zerg until it couldn't stand on its six feet.

In fact, Xi Guican has been suppressing his own aura. The power of the Zerg comes from Qiongqi, so he has a suppressive effect on all the Zerg. He is an existence standing at the top of the Zerg pyramid, and his deterrent power is even higher than that of the Zerg Queen.

If Xi Guican, who has completed the demon pattern, can radiate all the coercion, let alone the Zerg attack, it is admirable for the courage not to be frightened and run away with their heads in their hands.

Every time you kill a Zerg, you can replenish some energy. In this game, Xi Guican's current strength is not enough to blow up the orphanage, but after harvesting the leeks sent in the fifth experiment, Xi Guican can Replenish the energy in his body.

Xi Guican had already learned these weapons a long time ago, and now they are easy to operate. The weapons don't need to consume the energy in the demon pattern, and they don't need to make physical contact with these Zerg, but the weapons themselves are too easy to get dirty.

The high-polymerization plasma lightsaber is mixed with Zerg body fluids, but this is not the point of Xi Guican's anger. The weapon will be thrown away after a while. It doesn't matter if it is dirty or not. What really makes Xi Guican unacceptable is being splashed. A small corner of the clothes was removed.

This is the clothes He Ruge gave him.It was very new, and he had only worn it not long ago. He originally wanted to keep wearing it until his body couldn't fit.

In so many years, this is the first time someone has prepared clothes for him other than uniforms. There are no hard edges and corners on the clothes, and there are no styles to speak of. It is so common that you can't find them when you throw them in the streets and alleys, but for Xi Guican , but this is a special existence.

It was the clothes that He Ruge gave him.Anything with this prefix will become special.

Xi Guican used the lightsaber to cut off the Zerg who were lying on the ground and dared not move, and walked out of the practice field with the dirty lightsaber.The air outside the arena is fresh and there is no stench of Zerg. However, Xi Guican's frown still did not ease. He walked to the weapon cleaning area sullenly, threw the lightsaber that should have been cleaned on the ground, and clutched the hem of his clothes cleaning.

The stain was quickly cleaned off, but Xi Guican was still not happy.There are many things that have not been washed away, so they no longer exist.For example, if a nail is nailed to a wooden post, it will leave a dent even if it is pulled out, or the experience of the orphanage that year left an indelible impact on him.

He didn't protect what He Ruge gave him. Originally, he was handed over to him in pure white, so he should keep that clean white.

He Ruge saw that Xi Guican came out of the practice field suddenly, so he hurriedly left the monitoring room, wanting to see what was going on with Xi Guican.

Was it ugly by the Zerg?Or is it disgusting to think that the insect wings on your body come from the Zerg?He Ruge felt mentally polluted just looking at the monitor, and Xi Guican's psychological shadow should be even greater when he faced the Zerg.

"What's wrong?" He Ruge walked to Xi Guican's side and asked in a soft voice.

Xi Guican looked at the drenched cuffs, frowned and said, "The clothes are dirty."

"Where is it dirty? Didn't you clean it?" He Ruge could see it clearly when he walked over. Xi Guican rubbed his cuff vigorously. If it wasn't for the guaranteed quality of Love Mall, the cuff would have been torn apart. Come.

"It was dirty just now." The tiger's ears drooped, He Ruge couldn't help reaching out and rubbing Xi Guican's head.

The boyish Xi Guican is a head shorter than He Ruge, this height difference is very suitable for touching the head. "Isn't it clean now?"

Xi Guican is not used to looking up at He Ruge, he stood on tiptoe, put his arms around He Ruge's slender waist, put his chin on He Ruge's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "But this is the clothes you gave me."

"Then I'll give you new clothes every day, okay?"

The corners of the drooping lips finally managed to rise, "Okay."

When it comes to buying clothes, He Ruge thinks of all kinds of cute clothes in Love Mall. Last time, he hastily picked a set for Xi Guican, which completely buried the other person's face and figure. How could he miss the experience of a dress-up game in a love game? !

Heartbeat is not as good as action, He Ruge quickly opened the love mall, and fell into the difficulty of choosing sweetness——

This dress is cute, this one is handsome, this one is handsome, hey, my baby looks good in anything, how should I choose?

"What weapon do you want to choose later?" He Ruge planned to choose the overall clothing style according to the weapon.

The topic jumped so fast that Xi Guican was stunned for a moment before saying, "Ray gun."

Ray gun?

It sounds like it is very thin, long and elegant. Based on the name of this weapon, He Ruge chose a set of clothes called "Commander".The black uniform, the snow-white shirt, and the black belt can pinch a very thin waist. The shoulders of the clothes are decorated with golden rivets and two intersecting silver blades.

The set also comes with a hat and high-heeled boots.

He Ruge took out this suit and handed it to Xi Guican excitedly, "Come on, try it on, I wonder if it will match that ray gun?"

Although Xi Guican couldn't understand He Ruge's excitement, he was still in a good mood to have new clothes.Xi Guican went to the arsenal to change clothes and took the weapon while He Ruge blocked the monitor of the arsenal, like a boy waiting for his girlfriend to make a surprise appearance, standing at the door and waiting.

The clicking sound of the high heels stepping on the ground was clear and sweet, and the sharp knives hanging from the hem of the clothes collided together and made a clanging sound.Xi Guican, who was wearing high heels for the first time, supported the door frame, frowned and said, "This belt is very restrictive."

The boy's figure was a standard inverted triangle, and the waist drawn out by the belt was even thinner than that of a girl.

"The hat is neither too big nor too small. It got stuck on my ear, so I didn't wear it." Xi Guican shook his tiger tail again, and whispered, "I just poked a hole in my trousers, otherwise the tail wouldn't fit in." This dress is easily reminiscent of the word "precious", and Xi Guican hesitated when he poked the hole.

He Ruge's blood tank was completely empty, and he followed the wall and said weakly: "Just, just poke."

Xi Guican poked He Ruge's face with his finger expressionlessly, then put the hat on He Ruge's head, "I'm going to fight."

After speaking, he was stumbling on high heels, and accidentally twisted his foot when he was about to walk to the practice field, and limped into the practice field stubbornly.

This time, He Ruge looked at the monitoring screen again, smiling happily the whole time. When Xi Guican was about to come out from killing a Zerg to change his weapons and change his clothes, he opened the door and saw He Ruge standing guard.

"What's next? What weapon do you want to change?" He Ruge asked impatiently.

"...anti-matter destroyer."

It sounds like a very violent and contradictory name, full of a sense of collapse.He Ruge opened the Love Mall, and set his sights on "Circus Clown". The cloak is so gorgeous, the left half is fiery red, the right half is dark blue, the red cloak is dotted with dark blue stars, and the dark blue cloak is sparkling red stars.

It has a velvet texture and a circle of bubble-like snow-white lace, which can match Xi Guican's white tiger ears!What moved He Ruge's heart the most was that the small accessory of this suit was actually the clown's red nose!

When Xi Guican came out with an indifferent face and a red nose, carrying an anti-matter destruction cannon, He Ruge almost cried because of his cuteness.

It's so cute, the sager-eared boy is so cute.

The cute and beautiful boy Xi Guican pinched He Ruge's nose, staring at He Ruge with eyes wide open, "Don't move." Xi Guican stood on tiptoe, holding He Ruge's face, not lightly Bite He Ruge's nose lightly, "This way we both have red noses, and no one is allowed to laugh at the other."

He Ruge didn't feel disgusted when his nose drooled, he lovingly nodded Xi Guican's red nose, and said kindly: "How could I laugh at you? My cute little baby."

Xi Guican: "..."

Do you think I will be corrupted by your sweet words?

He Ruge lovingly arranged the complicated lace around the neckline and Xi Guican's hairstyle, and said tenderly, "Baby, are your shoulders sore from carrying this heavy gun? Come back and I'll help you squeeze your shoulders, okay?"

Xi Guican narrowed his eyes, and took a deep look at He Ruge. Originally, this expression could be called inscrutable, but a big red nose destroyed all his aura. He Ruge tried his best to suppress his smile, and watched Xi Guican leave. .

There was a row of small golden stars at the hem of the cloak. When Xi Guican strode away, the cloak drew an upward arc in the air, and the row of small stars seemed to rise from the dust to the sky.

When Xi Guican came out of the training ground again and saw the expectant He Ruge, he blurted out first: "No more new clothes."

He Ruge, who was eager to try and prepare to declare his name: "..."

Xi Guican took off the red nose and stuck it on He Ruge's big pig's hoof. He was diligent and thrifty and said, "I think old clothes are pretty good. It doesn't matter if they are dirty, they can still be worn after washing."

He Ruge, who wanted to play the game as a miracle lover, said without giving up: "The last one, baby, is it really the last one?"

"The number of try-ons has reached the upper limit today, and it's useless to call you anything." Xi Guican was unmoved, he was no longer the cub who could be coaxed well by a single baby.

He Ruge couldn't let go of the "Green Little Fat Stegosaurus" suit in the love mall. He really wanted to see Xi Guican's cute appearance in this suit to fight in his dreams.

He Ruge, who almost used any means to achieve his goal, was heartbroken. He leaned close to Xi Guican, lowered his head slowly, and without any color of lust, gently kissed Xi Guican's forehead: "Good boy, I want to Let's see you put on another suit."

In an instant, Xi Guican's face turned red, and his blue eyes were extremely bright, like a sleepy beast that had been hungry for three days and three nights and finally saw the minced meat. disappear quickly.Harmless light blue floated out of his eyes, like a lost lamb, looking at He Ruge without blinking.

"...Okay." He seemed to be swallowing some ulterior emotion with difficulty, and it took him a long time to utter a good word.

He Ruge didn't care so much, his mind was full of dinosaur suits, the moment He Ruge handed the little green fat stegosaurus to Xi Guican, He Ruge couldn't stop the smile.

When Xi Guican, who was kissed, turned around with his clothes in his arms, a smile appeared on his face, a deep and incomprehensible smile.The smile didn't dissipate when he saw the stupid dinosaur suit.

When He Ruge saw the little green dinosaur walking towards him, he was so happy that he almost fainted.

why so cute !

The cute little dinosaur dragged its long tail, stepped on two big feet, and rushed into the practice room majesticly, carrying the assault and destruction cannons to bombard the Zerg crazily——

Rumble!

Sitting in the monitoring room, He Ruge had a mysterious smile on his face, and his whole body was filled with the air of a loving father.

My cub is the cutest in the world!