What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge fooled around in the game all morning, didn't code a word all morning, sucked tigers until he was drunk.

After feeding Xi Guican his lunch, He Ruge realized that he had to type.In fact, he has already discussed with Jiji about the issue of the sixth day. Originally, he planned to finish this book by the end of the day, so that it can be done in two months.

But under the temptation of the game, He Ruge Riwan's heart began to waver.

Jiji: "...you are such a waste, you should be thrown into the trash can, think about the readers of your article who are waiting to be fed, doesn't your conscience ache?"

He Ruge touched his conscience and found that his heart was full of big white tigers. The big white tiger was too big. Just as Wen Wenjun climbed into his heart with difficulty, he was squeezed out by the big white tiger.

Jiji: "Do you still want your daily full attendance? It's almost the end of this month, don't you feel bad about missing the full attendance?"

He Ruge, who wanted to be a pigeon, was stunned on the spot. He thought about the full attendance, and then thought about the big white tiger. He cried and rolled into the small black room to start the daily journey.

Because he kept thinking about the big white tiger, He Ruge broke out the feat of [-] speed per hour in the speed of life and death, and finally escaped from the small black room before [-] o'clock in the evening.

After hastily finishing the dinner, He Ruge entered the game to think about how to add food to the big white tiger.Maybe he could ask Xi Guican for his opinion. He Ruge, who had a difficult choice, resolutely gave up thinking, and walked in with a medicine box.

Three more injections and the experiment will be over.

As usual, Xi Guican was waiting for He Ruge by the door. After He Ruge passed the nutrient solution to Xi Guican, he found that the big white tiger was as motionless as a mountain.

What's wrong?not hungry?

He Ruge, the second monk Zhang Zhang, was puzzled.

"Can you..." Da Baihu's voice became lower and lower, He Ruge couldn't hear the last two words clearly, He Ruge was stunned for a moment and asked: "Can you do something?"

However, Xi Guican stopped talking at this moment, and silently took the nutrient solution and gulped it down.

He Ruge carefully recalled what Da Baihu said just now, he vaguely felt that those two words might be "Hey me".

Can you feed me?

He must have heard it wrong, the big white tiger is already so big, why would it want someone to feed it?

After Xi Guican finished eating, He Ruge rubbed his stomach again in the name of eliminating food after the meal, "What extra meal do you want?"

Blue eyes stared at He Ruge's snow-white neck meaningfully, "Sweet."

It seems that Xi Guican really likes sweets, so He Ruge simply bought a basket of strawberries from Love Mall. Before, all Xi Guican ate were strawberry-flavored fruit candies, and now he should buy fresh fruits.

But when he saw the astonishing number of little hearts in the Love Mall, He Ruge checked Xi Guican's status with some uncertainty.

[Love]: I will like you more every day, and the favorability is 480

...God, compared to before, the speed of increasing favorability now is like riding a rocket.

Did you actually like me so much already?He Ruge held the strawberry basket, and touched Xi Guican's head in a somewhat flattered manner.

He also likes Xi Guican, but by digitizing his liking for Xi Guican, He Ruge cannot guarantee that his liking for Xi Guican will exceed that of her.

Anything presented in the form of data is like a sharp knife piercing the defensive line of reason, intuitively touching people's hearts.

He Ruge selected the best-looking strawberry from the basket, and put it near Xi Guican's mouth, "This one looks very sweet, eat it."

Xi Guican covered his teeth with his tongue, and took the strawberry carefully. While eating the strawberry, he looked at He Ruge, at the other's lips stained with strawberry juice.

Different from Xi Guican's way of eating one bite at a time, He Ruge's eating style is very elegant. After eating a strawberry in three bites, if any juice flows to his fingertips, he will lick his fingers seriously.

Obviously such an action has no meaning, but Xi Guican felt an unreasonable lust.

Maybe the other party's skin is too fair, and it is easy to be stained by bright colors, just like the pale pink lips, which are also dyed with a layer of light red at this time.

At this moment, Xi Guican once again smelled He Ruge's unique scent, like the juice from rose petals, and like sweet strawberries squeezed in his mouth, this sweet and greasy scent spread wantonly, pervasive , making his mouth dry.

At this time, He Ruge handed Xi Guican another strawberry, and Xi Guican pretended to lick He Ruge's finger unintentionally.

He Ruge who was licked calmly wiped his saliva on Xi Guican's fur, and continued to eat strawberries without changing his expression.The taste of strawberries in the holographic game is the same as in reality, even better because it is produced by the game.

He Ruge couldn't stop eating, and while feeding Xi Guican, he ate wildly by himself. When there was only the last strawberry left in the basket, He Ruge actually struggled for the strawberry's destination, and after thinking for three seconds, he handed the strawberry to Xi. Gui Can, and then he caught the melancholy gaze of the big white tiger.

This is a big white tiger full of unhappiness, with drooping tiger ears, not interested in the strawberries in its mouth.

"What's wrong?" He Ruge felt guilty that he had eaten too many strawberries, and he ate half of the extra meal he had agreed to give to Da Baihu.Sounds like a parent stealing a child's snack.

"You just wiped your hand on my hair." Big White Tiger complained.

It was only then that He Ruge noticed that there was a tuft of pale pink on the originally snow-white fur, and he had rubbed it so smoothly just now that it actually stained the fur.

Unexpectedly, what the big white tiger was struggling with was not Mao Mao's problem at all, "Are you despising my saliva?"

He Ruge, who had a different brain circuit from Xi Guican, let out an ah.Shouldn't saliva be disgusted?The saliva is so dirty...

He Ruge's expression said it all.The disgusted big white tiger was so sad that he didn't know what to say, he squatted in the corner and ignored He Ruge, his forehead pressed against the wall, the strong back of the big white tiger showed a trace of sister Lin's fragility.

He Ruge: "..."

I probably seemed to have hurt him.

He Ruge walked up cautiously and squatted beside the big white tiger, "I just thought about it, other people's saliva may be dirty, but our baby only drinks milk powder and nutrient solution, just like a fairy who only drinks flower dew Like a petal, how could it be dirty?"

The big white tiger turned his head away, "I ate preserved eggs before."

He Ruge hurried to the other side of the big white tiger, "Preserved eggs are delicious."

Da Baihu denied He Ruge's unrealistic words: "Obviously it stinks."

He Ruge: "..."

It's so annoying, I really don't want to coax.

"It tastes delicious, so don't worry about so many details." He Ruge took out the last strawberry, "Come on, baby, take a bite, and let me eat the rest, okay?"

He Ruge is going to prove that he does not despise Xi Guican with his own actions.

Xi Guican sighed lightly, shook his head and said: "You should bite half of it first, my mouth is too big, I can't take such a small bite." He didn't want He Ruge to force himself, and he would be rejected if he was rejected Bar.

The strawberries that He Ruge had bitten were extra sweet, Xi Guican stretched out his hand to He Ruge after eating half a strawberry: "I want to hug you."

Baibai's soft belly was waving to He Ruge, He Ruge immediately rushed into the embrace of his warm belly, and the big white tiger hugged the person in his arms happily, and he murmured: "He Ruge."

He Ruge raised his face from the white hair, "What's wrong?"

"You call me Guican, Miaomiao, baby, and I just call you He Ruge, isn't it too blunt?" Xi Guican liked someone for the first time, and he was always afraid that he didn't like him well enough, and he was afraid that the other person would think "like you" "It's nothing more than that.

"No." He Ruge copied Xi Guican's original words: "I like whatever you call me."

"Or you call me 'Gege'?" Gege is like an older brother, who can take advantage of others invisible.He Ruge fantasizes that the big white tiger will turn his belly on him in the future, saying that I want to hug my brother, or say in embarrassment, brother, don't touch other people's butt... and feel that he is perverted, fresh and refined.

Forget it or not, "'Ru Ge' is also fine, as long as you like this kind of thing and others want to call it, you can call it whatever you want, there is no fixed answer."

For example, the title of Dad, if you are willing to call it that, Dad, I will be very happy too.

"Then I still want to call you He Ruge, is that okay?" Complete three words, as if saying this person completely in your mouth and hiding it in your heart.

"of course can."

The big white tiger gave a soft cry to He Ruge.The sound of He Ruge began to coincide with the sound of the baby in his heart, and he hugged the person in his arms contentedly, just as satisfied as a giant dragon sleeping on his own gold coin.

"Baby, should we get an injection first?" He Ruge poked his head out, breaking this warm and beautiful moment.

What's even more frenzied is that what He Ruge wants to get a buttock injection.

The number of butt touching has reached the upper limit today, Xi Guican replaced the butt with his big paw, and the genetic medicine was injected in one go, Xi Guican hugged He Ruge again, wrapped He Ruge in his fur, and looked for him. There is a legitimate reason: "A lot of contact will not be uncomfortable."

The person being hugged and the big cat are very satisfied, the room is quiet, and they can hear each other's breathing.

"He Ruge, I want to hear you tell me stories."

There are many fairy tales that can be told, and He Ruge casually told a "Little Match Girl".When he talked about how cold it was for the little girl who lost a shoe to walk on the snow, the big white tiger couldn't help but hugged the person in his arms even tighter.

He also felt cold.

"She finally took out a match and rubbed it against the wall, wow! She saw a warm stove."

Xi Guican closed his eyes.

"The fire went out, the stove was gone, she struck another match, and saw all kinds of delicious things..."

He Ruge is like the only match in the cold winter to him.

"She rubbed another one and saw a beautiful Christmas tree."

The more Xi Guican listened, the colder he felt, it was so cold that his whole body felt cold.He didn't want to listen any more, so he hugged He Ruge even harder, "The little girl lit another match, and the dead grandma appeared in the light of the fire."

He Ruge was telling a fairy tale when his mouth was held down by a big paw, those blue eyes looked at him as if begging, begging him not to tell any more.

It seems that if Ruge doesn't talk about it, grandma won't disappear like the stove, roast duck, and Christmas tree.

It's like...he won't lose He Ruge.

He Ruge was stunned, there were too many deep emotions hidden in those blue eyes, which made him speechless for a while, He Ruge kissed the pads, touched Xi Guican's tight body, and said: "It turns out that this is a box of matches with magic power, which can make people have the person or thing they want most."

"They fly together to a place without cold and hunger, and live happily together forever."

Only He Ruge is warm, Xi Guican hugged He Ruge, and asked softly: "Is that place a star?"

"Yes."

This is your own star fairy tale.