What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The shock in Xi Guican's heart is hard to describe in words, he stared at the pair of little wings in disbelief, and the little wings fluttered twice cautiously under his gaze.

Small drops of water flicked off the wet wings.

What shocked Xi Guican even more than being able to control the wings as he wished was that these thumb-sized wings... had more hair than his bald back!

His back is as bald as he wants, the shortest hair is only a few millimeters, and the longest hair is no longer than the length of a fingernail.

Xi Guican doesn't like to look in the mirror as a prototype, because she doesn't want to face the fact that she is bald.If you don't look, you won't feel bald.

The big white tiger withdrew his eyes in horror, soaked in the bathtub and thought about life.

Because of inheritance, he understood the source of the wings the moment he saw them.It was the Wings of Slaughter that he refined over ten thousand years back then, so Xi Guican was already ready to welcome the wings.

After the fusion of the two himself, Xi Guican no longer resists the wings, and even looks forward to the arrival of the killing wings. The killing wings in his imagination should be as huge as covering the sky and covering the sun, and every arc of the wing surface is like a scimitar. It is as sharp and fierce, and at first glance, it looks like a weapon with extremely lethal force is installed on its back. Every time its wings flap, it can harvest a piece of life.

And not... kidding fluffy little wings.

She was already young, but when she just popped her head, she was pressed against the wall by Xi Guican and rubbed crazily, and then was rubbed wildly by the bath machine in a state of depression. Fortunately, after soaking in the bathtub for so long, even if Mao Mao was rubbed If it falls off, the hair growth bath will make it grow back, and it can grow bigger and more.

Remembering that he almost killed the feathers of his little wings in the cradle, the big white tiger gasped.

He must treat these hard-won wings well. This wing needs to be irrigated with spiritual energy and nurtured by killing.For wings, the best nourishment for growth is the life of Zerg.

To use a popular metaphor, Qiongqi raised his Slaughtering Wings back then, and devoted all his efforts to raising pigs.Zerg is the hogweed that he has worked so hard to prepare, irrigate with strength and wisdom, and wait for the piglets to be born, harvest hogweed and raise pigs happily.

Xi Guican, who originally didn't want to participate in Star Wars anymore, was shaken by the plan to cultivate the wings.

When he participated in Star Wars, it was purely because he had an agreement with the federal military department. He didn't regard the federation as his homeland at all, let alone the noble sentiments of those who cherish the family and defend the country.Originally, Xi Guican decided to stay on his own planet and play games every day after he recovered.

Is there anything happier in the world than logging in to the game and holding He Ruge?

Thinking that his happy retirement life has been ruined, the big white tiger flapped his little wings unhappily. The miniature little wings couldn't even make a small splash in the bathtub, which was very tasteless.

It seems that we can only kill insects and raise wings.

The big white tiger sighed melancholy, and the feeling of weakness brought about by the hair growth bath made the big white tiger even more melancholy.

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When the time limit for the holographic game came, He Ruge, who was soundly asleep, was kicked out of the holographic game, and was woken up abruptly by the cold mechanical sound.

He Ruge: "...?!"

Is this broken game the devil? !

He Ruge climbed into the bed in a depressed mood, the quilt was not very warm, not at all as comfortable as a big white tiger's belly, He Ruge, who was feeling cold and cold, added a quilt to himself, lay down and fell into a beautiful reverie.

The current big white tiger is already very big, after three more injections of genetic medicine, how big can the big white tiger get?Can he roll on his soft white belly?

He Ruge had a dream, dreaming that he was rolling around on his big soft belly, rolling and rolling, the soft belly suddenly turned into hard abdominal muscles.The handsome man pressed him down, grasping his hand with a strong hand, guiding him to stroke the rolling muscles.

Thin lips wrapped around his earlobe, and his hoarse voice was so excited that he couldn't articulate: "Don't you like touching me very much? Come on."

It was so hot that a thin layer of sweat broke out on my body.The hand that was groping down suddenly touched a thorny thing.The palm wanted to retract like an electric shock, but the wrist was firmly held down.

He Ruge felt like a fish lying on the chopping board about to die of thirst, being licked from top to bottom by a barbed tongue, and then...

Its daybreak.

After waking up, He Ruge got out of the bed, he shouldn't have added a quilt casually, because he dreamed last night that he was going to be heated to death.

You should also not think about the big white tiger before going to bed, so that you will not review the little knowledge about cats with thorns in your dreams.

But speaking of it, this game tricked him into the pit at the beginning because of a photo of a handsome man in military uniform. He has been playing the game for such a long time, and all he sees is fluffy, and he hasn't seen the opening screen yet. The male god in military uniform.

The game says that the six experiments are over, as long as the favorability is above 90 points, you can get the military PLAY. Now the favorability is more than 200, and the game is also at the end of the fourth experiment. Does this mean——

Will the big white tiger turn into a human form soon? !

Thinking about it, I was a little excited.

However, the higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment. He should not immediately think about seeing the big white tiger in human form. If the game really drags all the way to the last experiment before it turns into a human form, he will suffer even more from being hung up on his appetite. another way.

He Ruge pinched the bridge of his nose, and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower to calm down. While taking a shower, He Ruge saw that there were two red lines on each of his thighs, and there were shiny silver-white lines on the inside of his thighs, and there were also bright red lines on his ankles. demon pattern.

And this time He Ruge discovered that besides these positions, there were also red demon patterns on his back.He Ruge turned his back to the mirror and turned his head to look at himself in the mirror.

The unshaven young man in the mirror has white to shiny skin. He is very thin, and the only bit of flesh on his body grows where it should be. This makes the curve of the back look beautiful, and the line from the waist to the buttocks It is an arc that suddenly becomes soft and full from a straight line.

The bright red demon pattern grows on that curve, full of seductive aura.

He Ruge was full of desire to complain about the ingenious growth position of this demon pattern.Whose demon pattern will grow in such an unscrupulous place, if people who don't know the truth see it, they will have a lot of messy thoughts, okay? Fortunately, the demon pattern can be hidden in the future.

He Ruge, who came out of the bathroom, entered the state of a sage. He finished typing two thousand words calmly, and then logged into the game to find Xi Guican.

This time, besides the nutrient solution, he also planned to prepare other loving breakfasts for Xi Guican from the Love Mall.Although He Ruge hastily made a cup of oatmeal and ate a few slices of toast in the morning, He Ruge was full of boundless enthusiasm for Xi Guican's morning plan.

The nutrient solution will bring a feeling of fullness to the tiger, so it should not be added too much.How about a bowl of porridge?The nutrient solution is too cold. Drinking ice in the morning is not good for the stomach. Drink some hot porridge to warm your stomach!

He Ruge, who had made up his mind about adding meals, was looking for porridge in the love mall. When the big white tiger was young, he always gave the little white tiger sweet snacks.For a carnivore like a tiger, it may be more salty, so...

He Ruge chose a target among the dazzling array of porridge products.

It's up to you, preserved egg and lean pork porridge!

Fearing that the porridge in Love Mall would not have enough ingredients, He Ruge specially bought a preserved egg.He pushed open the door and entered, and warmly greeted the big white tiger who was squatting by the door early: "Good morning~"

After the big white tiger roared reservedly, he looked curiously at the lunch box carried by He Ru singer, and asked, "What is this?"

"This is an extra meal for you. Don't you feel tired of eating nutrient solution every day?" He Ruge opened the lunch box and took out warm preserved egg porridge and unpeeled preserved eggs.

greasy?

Xi Guican thought about this question seriously, and found that he was not tired of it.For him, eating is just eating, he will not have the desire to speak, and the pleasure brought by satiety can already meet his needs.

The happiest thing to eat is to lick He Ruge.The kind that never gets tired of licking.

But Xi Guican didn't dare to put forward his own ideas rashly now, he could only concentrate on looking at the strange rice paste in the lunch box, and even weirder eggs that were peeled off and turned black? !

A pungent and strange smell emanated from the black egg, like the egg of a demon.It looks even more evil than the purple-striped demon egg that Qiongqi turned into after his death.

Like a horrible villain.

"This is called a preserved egg." He Ruge pointed out the small snowflakes on the dark and shiny preserved egg to Xi Guican, "No, there are small snowflakes on it, isn't it cute?"

The big white tiger fell into deep thought on the preserved egg, and he began to wonder if it was because He Ruge praised him for being cute and called him a baby because He Ruge himself liked villains like them...

Maybe when he was still a demon egg covered with purple lines, when he met He Ruge, He Ruge would hold him in his palm and say "cute".

The big white tiger couldn't help substituting himself into the preserved egg, and the way he looked at the preserved egg was more friendly to the same kind.

Then he saw with his own eyes that He Ruge broke the egg into half, stuffed half into his mouth and ate it, and broke the other half into smaller pieces and stirred it into the porridge.

Originally, he was still imagining himself as a demon egg lying in the palm of He Ruge, but the big white tiger that hatched under He Ruge's surprised eyes quickly vetoed his idea.

"Come, take a bite." He Ruge took a mouthful of porridge with a spoon, intending to feed it to the big white tiger.He also chewed on the uncracked preserved egg, the preserved egg without any seasoning is indeed a bit good to eat raw, but He Ruge believes that the preserved egg must taste good when put into the porridge.

Looking at the porridge filled with the corpses of "bad guys", Da Baihu couldn't finish his mouth. He wanted to tell He Ruge that bad guys like them were not good to eat.

"Eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold." Under the urging of He Ruge, the big white tiger opened its big mouth aggrieved, and swallowed the porridge in one gulp.

The big white tiger who resisted the preserved eggs chewed a few mouthfuls melancholy. When the tip of his tongue tasted the wonderful taste, the expression of the big white tiger changed slightly, and he...chewed a few more mouthfuls.

"Is it delicious?" Under He Ruge's expectant gaze, Da Baihu hesitated for a while, and finally nodded according to his inner thoughts.

But after eating this bowl of porridge, the big white tiger, who was condemned by his conscience, squatted in the corner silently to confess himself.

Sorry, I really am a badass.I actually think that other villains are delicious.

But just like everyone praised me before, although I eat good monsters, I also eat bad monsters, so I really only punish evil and promote good.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Qiongqi: Bad guys are delicious, eat them in one bite

People who don't know the truth: He is actually a poor man who punishes evil and promotes good