What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge quits the game, logs into Penguin and asks Bazhuo not only when encountering natural enemies, but also under what circumstances will the demon pattern warn.

Eight claws: "Under normal circumstances, you will only warn when you encounter natural enemies, but you are a koi, and your demon patterns may have other functions that I don't know about."

Bazhuo: "By the way, are you really a Jinjiang writer? How do you feel that you are living in dire straits, and the demon patterns are crazily warning you every day?"

Although He Ruge put on the attitude that he just wanted to know the knowledge of the demon pattern, but as long as his questioning method is not stupid, if you think about it, you will know the situation that He Ruge encountered in reality.

Ruge: "...I want to raise a big cat recently."

Bazhuo: "What the hell, brother."

Ruge: "The demon pattern consumes too much energy, isn't it bad for the body, such as weak legs."

Octopus: "You are still in the awakening period, it is best not to consume too much energy. The situation of each monster is different, just like staying up late, some people can live and breathe the next day no matter how much they stay up late, and some people stay up late Just died suddenly. Do you understand what I mean?"

Ruge: "Understood, thank you."

It's no wonder that his legs and feet are weak these days, He Ruge took a sip of wolfberry tea, and began to code in melancholy.Some time ago, after he reached [-] days, and now he has reached [-], readers began to dislike him for being short.

Sure enough, it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

He Ruge estimated the progress of the article. If he keeps working hard, it will be finished by the end of next month.

And his birthday is at the end of next month.Finishing this book should be the best birthday present he gave himself.Before writing this book, he was actually uncertain about the future, and he didn't know what he was insisting on all the time, but now, every word he typed every day can make his confused future clear little by little.

He Ruge coded the morning update and logged in to the game again.Because Bazhuo said that consuming the energy of the demon pattern may bring harm, so He Ruge plans to go to room B6 tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.In the past two days, take a good rest and raise cubs happily.

Holding the nutrient solution in hand, He Ruge pushed open the door of room 104, and looked at the little monster standing by the door again.

The little monster is already very tall, its height reaches He Ruge's jaw, and its body length is more than three meters by visual inspection. If it is paralyzed, the quilt cannot hold the huge little monster. The little monster has to sit hard. The upright sitting posture was revealed, and the little monster raised its head slightly, squatting at the door and waiting for He Ruge like a cub.

He is indeed a cub, and his size is only due to his rapid growth after being injected with genetic medicine.He was released for less than half a year, and every time he did something bad, he was taken back to sleep.

No one has ever liked him, no one has sung songs to him, told him stories, fed him candy, touched his head, let alone told him that he is smart and deserves to be liked.

He is Xi Guican's missing childhood.

It is the combination of all the negative emotions in the short childhood.

Little Xi Guican likes Worm Wing, so the little monster also likes Worm Wing.The grown-up Xi Guican liked He Ruge, so from the very beginning, it was doomed that the little monster liked He Ruge.

It's just that the stupid little monster doesn't know that the emotion in his heart is liking. Even the grown-up Xi Guican takes a while to understand that it is liking. How can the stupid little monster understand that the tenderness and happiness in his heart are liking Woolen cloth?

He's just a monster with no heart.

The little monster even thought that the emotions surging in his heart belonged to "Xi Guican".

"Miaomiao, you're waiting for me again." The young man said softly with downcast eyes, his snow-white hands were like white lotuses blooming in the sky, his slender fingers were like slender petals, and the pure white flower caressed the top of his head.

The little monster suddenly discovered that, in fact, white is also very beautiful, as beautiful as red.Staying by He Ruge's side, his mind is no longer about killing, but about He Ruge.

My mind is full of He Ruge.

After four more injections, he will become very powerful, and then he will be able to destroy this ghostly place. When everything is in ruins, he will put He Ruge on his back, carrying his only Happy to see the stars.

Maybe he can have a good discussion with Xi Guican, half of He Ruge's time belongs to him, and Xi Guican the other half.If He Ruge can be with him forever, then he is willing to be He Ruge's Miaomiao forever.

He no longer kills casually, but if anyone wants to hurt He Ruge, then he will tear those people to pieces.He is stupid, not as smart as Xi Guican, if compared with brains, he is definitely not as good as Xi Guican.But if Xi Guican fights with him, he may not be able to win him.

So the two of them must be able to protect He Ruge well.

The more the little monster thinks about it, the happier he is. He has a stomach full of things he wants to say to He Ruge, and wants to make He Ruge happy.He couldn't wait to make He Ruge happy because of him.But...he was too embarrassed to talk about it.

The little monster returned to the corner with the quilt in its mouth, stared at the nutrient solution in He Ru singer and said, "I'm so hungry."

I'm too hungry, so what I'm waiting for is not you, but the nutrient solution.

He Ruge pretended to be persuaded, sat cross-legged beside the little monster, and handed the nutrient solution to the little monster.

"What does the nutrient solution taste like?" He Ruge asked curiously when he saw the little monster eating. The nutrient solution felt like a good thing. If he had the nutrient solution, he would not need to spend time ordering takeaway.

"No taste." The little monster stopped drinking the nutrient solution, and with the nutrient solution in his mouth, he stuffed the bottle to He Ruge, "I'll drink it for you."

He Ruge just asked casually, unexpectedly, he got the nutrient solution that the little monster was about to drink.The mouth of the bottle was filled with the little monster's saliva, so sticky that he couldn't drink it, but under the expectant gaze of the little monster, He Ruge couldn't say no.

Ever since the little monster's temper got better and better, when he was not talking, he only looked at He Ruge with his blue eyes, looking very much like a little white tiger.

Indifferent on the outside, but soft on the inside, the little white tiger.

The one he sent into the brainwashing room with his own hands, to wash away all the little white tigers who like to fall asleep.

The heart seemed to be hanging in the air, the soreness seemed to be filled with substance, and the chest was dull and empty, He Ruge looked away, not daring to look at the little monster.He poured a little of the nutrient solution onto his fingertips and licked it lightly.

Cool, a bit sticky, tasteless.

Is this what the little monster eats every day?If a person leans against the wall and sits in a corner drinking cold nutrient solution, it is simply a true portrayal of "drinking is not nutrient solution, but loneliness".

Room 104 does not have any decoration or color, gray ground, pale walls.No wonder the little monster who stayed in such an environment every day would wait for him at the door.

He Ruge touched the big head of the little monster, the thick and warm touch made He Ruge reluctant to move his hand away. "Miaomiao wants to eat cake and play with toys?"

The little monster nodded curiously, its long tiger whiskers trembling.

There are a lot of snacks and toys in the love mall, it's time to spend money for the little monsters!

He Ruge rushed into the mall and bought a strawberry cake first. The little monster looked at the little cake that He Ruge's heart appeared out of thin air, and looked around curiously, "Where did this come from?"

"This is in exchange for Miaomiao's liking for me." After He Ruge finished speaking, he clicked on the status of the little monster, and was surprised to find that the favorability was almost full.

[Favorite]: The little monster likes you very, very much, favorability degree 98

"Can I change something if I like it?" The little monster felt very novel when he heard this kind of statement for the first time.

He Ruge couldn't help pinching the tight pancake face, took advantage of the little monster's dazed expression, and withdrew his hands, and coughed lightly as if nothing had happened, "Like for like, heart for heart, I'll give it to you." Miaomiao strawberry cake, I hope to change to a sweeter Miaomiao."

The little monster stuck out its tongue and licked its paw, and said seriously and regretfully, "But I'm not sweet."

He Ruge handed the soft and sweet cake to the mouth of the little monster, and said with a smile: "After eating the strawberry cake, it will become sweeter."

The little monster ate the little cake in one bite, chewed it twice and swallowed it down his throat. The sweet and greasy cream made him frown.He rarely eats sweets, the sweetest thing is just a piece of fruit candy, so this cake is too sweet for him to accept.

However, when He Ruge asked him if it was delicious, the little monster looked at that gentle face and nodded unconsciously.

So a new strawberry cake appeared on his lips.This time He Ruge asked him to eat slowly, the cream on the tip of his tongue poured down, and the sweetness of landslide and tsunami burst out in his mouth, the little monster was so tangled up that he wanted to vomit but was reluctant to vomit, he held his breath and swallowed the cake forcefully.

This time the little monster behaved well, when He Ruge asked him if it was sweet, and if he still wanted to eat it, his big head nodded first, and then shook like a rattle.

"If you want to eat, I won't give it to you. If you eat too much cake, you will get fat." He Ruge put the little monster's big paw on his leg, pinched the pad and said, "Your weight is just right now, and you will get fat again." fat……"

It seems that except for humans, all animals are cute when they are fat.

A smile appeared in the black eyes, "It's cute even if it's fatter, but it's better to be healthy."

Seeing the little monster who was listening intently, He Ruge couldn't help kissing the little monster's paw again, "Miaomiao, you are so sweet~"

Hearing this, the little monster licked the cream around his mouth, smashed his mouth, and seriously commented: "No, you are the sweetest."

They looked at each other, saw themselves in each other's eyes, and the sweet one in their own eyes.

He Ruge's mood became better, and he bought another salted fish pillow in the Love Mall, which was even bigger than He Ruge's.In He Ruge's imagination, it should be a little monster with dessert after eating, hugging the pillow, hugging the head of the fish with two front paws, and kicking the tail of the fish with two hind paws in crazy small steps, squinting his eyes in excitement, happily Awow.

However, there is always a certain gap between reality and imagination. When the salted fish pillow suddenly appeared, the little monster was startled, because the huge salted fish pillow pressed He Ruge down, and it looked like He Ruge was being bullied. Between the flints, the little monster used the shadowless cat's claws. The sharp claws cut off the head of the salted fish, and the cotton wool mixed with catnip was scattered all over the ground.

He Ruge: "..."

He Ruge explained with a weak face: "This is a toy for Miaomiao, a toy that can be hugged and played with."

No matter how stupid the little monster was, he knew he had done something wrong, so he withdrew his claws in a snap, not daring to speak.

He Ruge shook the cotton wool on his face, and felt distressed when he saw the little monster's guilty appearance, "Actually, this toy can also be torn."

He Ruge brought the salted fish pillow with his severed head over, thought for a while, took out all the cotton wool from the pillowcase, and then got into the salted fish pillow by himself. This experience was like wearing dinosaur pajamas.

He Ruge Xianyu moved to the side of the little monster, showed his eight teeth and smiled brightly: "There will be a new dress after tearing it off."

The little monster's tense body finally relaxed. Under the gaze of He Ruge's widened eyes, he rushed forward and hugged He Ruge, his two front paws wrapped around He Ruge's waist, and his big head carefully rested on He Ruge's shoulder , "Is this how you hold toys?" Even if the boy's voice was muffled, he couldn't suppress his rising joy.

The whole body is attached to the big cat's belly, and He Ruge, who suddenly realized last night's ideal, is so moved that he doesn't know how to put his hands and feet, "Yes, yes."

The tiger tail entangled He Ruge's ankle, and the little monster said in a low voice with a little willfulness: "I'm hugging, I don't want to let go."

I don't know if it's because Maomao is too hot and stuffy, or because the tips of Happiness' ears are red, "...then it won't be loose."