What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge, who found out that he might be a koi spirit, was in a strange mood. He rejected the invitation of Bazhuo jokingly saying that he would face Ji, and turned off Penguin with some headaches.

A lot of information was exposed. At first, he discovered that the eight claws might be of the same kind, so he sent out his demon pattern without much vigilance.

Bazhuo said that koi spirits are very rare, because koi spirits have a high luck value, and powerful koi spirits can even affect the luck of others.Luck is an invisible thing, but it is very important to every monster.

The requirements for koi to become a spirit are very strict. Bazhuo knows that there was once a koi spirit in the wishing pond of an ancient temple, because the wishing pond was bathed in the faith of devout believers all the year round. Cultivate a treasure land of geomantic omen.

Because of various chances and coincidences, a koi essence was born.

After the koi spirit came out, it had a great influence in the monster circle.Everyone has money to pay, and they work hard, hoping to get good luck with the koi essence.

Then the koi spirit disappeared.

Some people say that a monster boss wanted to complete the medicine for life and death, and made the koi essence into medicine.Some people also said that it was a big boss who wanted to change his fate against the sky, and went to sacrifice the koi essence to the sky.In short, the fate of that koi spirit was quite miserable.

Knowing such a miserable ending for her senior, He Ruge was afraid that she would repeat the same mistakes.Although Bazhuo promises not to reveal He Ruge's identity, He Ruge is still a little uneasy.

After dinner, he was happy again when he saw his collection increase.After reading the readers' comments, He Ruge lay down and fell asleep.

He had a dream, dreaming that he had crossed over when his article was the hottest, and traveled into the world of the little white tiger.The little white tiger turned into a male god in military uniform. He and the male god fell in love together. The male god is a cat and he is a fish. When he saw the male god, his legs softened. When something indescribable happened, the sky suddenly rained knives.

The crackling knife pierced the ground, shaving off the thick hair on the male god's head.

Then a huge pit suddenly appeared on the ground, and a man waving a blade stood up and asked sullenly, "Who is Ru Ge?"

Countless people who fell into the pit gritted their teeth: "This author is simply not human, he is an eunuch!!!"

"If you dig a hole and don't fill it, just hack it to death."

……

He Ruge was startled awake.As a good cuckoo who has never stopped changing since the opening of the pit, why did he have this strange dream?Sure enough, dreams and reality are the opposite.

Shivering, the first thing He Ruge did after waking up was to look at the collection happily, and then enter the small black room to code words full of motivation.On the way of coding, he always felt as if he had forgotten something.

What did you forget?

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Xi Guican waited in the game for a whole day, but he didn't wait for He Ruge to appear. Three meals a day were delivered by the staff, but the other party was not the He Ruge that Xi Guican was thinking of.Is this damn game bug again?

Xi Guican, who already regarded games as his daily spiritual food, was very angry.He came out of the game cabin unhappily, staring at the strawberry-flavored nutrient solution in his hand for a while.

After Xi Guican raised his head and drank the nutrient solution, he turned into a prototype and went to the bathroom to take a bath. The hair growth bath took effect very quickly, and a layer of short fine hairs appeared on some of his originally bald parts.But such a big white tiger...

Uglier.

There is no hair here, there is hair there, it is better to be bald and natural.

The ugly and fierce white tiger soaked in the bathtub, turned on the optical brain to watch the live broadcast.The Seventeenth Star has completely fallen, and most of the Sixteenth Star has also fallen. The people of the Federation are not optimistic about the future of this war.

The Zergs are so good at fighting, I don’t know what happened. The Zergs, who were originally simple-minded and developed limbs in the first Star Wars, suddenly had a lot of brains.

Their combat effectiveness has declined, no, it cannot be said that their combat effectiveness has decreased. Their physical fitness is still as high as before, but their fighting style is different.

If the original Zerg fights are fierce, it is the fierceness to win by sacrificing everything including their own lives.

Then the Zerg now have a sense of reason and sense of proportion.They... start to think about themselves.

This horrific discovery was communicated to officers above the rank of federal general.Although the Federal Army suppressed this information and did not intend to release it to the public so as not to shake the morale of the army, the soldiers who fought on the front line had an intuitive experience.

A rumor about the Zerg has been whispered in the army:

"Get out of ignorance in killing, and gain new life in killing."

However, these things are meaningless to Xi Guican, he is not interested, usually watching the live broadcast of Star Wars Frontline is just because it is boring, occasionally watching it to pass the time.

He was indeed a boring person before.

No entertainment, no watching dramas, star chasing, going out, socializing, or playing games.After finally having a source of happiness, I can actively log in to the game every day, but I didn’t expect another bug in the spicy chicken game.

The big white tiger turned off the live broadcast with a blank expression. He quietly finished the medicinal bath and turned into a human form.The handsome man with silver hair and blue eyes opened the closet and jumped out of a pure black military uniform. He roughly tore off the golden military rank and tassels, and when the military uniform only had the color "black", Xi Guican stopped in satisfaction. .

He didn't wear a military cap, but only a set of pure black military uniform and pitch-black leather boots. A black man covered in chills, walked into the dusty mech room for a long time.

Ever since he got the mental whirlpool space-phagia, he hasn't touched the mecha for many years.The mecha needs to establish a stable spiritual link with the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness. Xi Guican's sea of ​​spiritual consciousness is full of loopholes, and mental vortexes and storms will appear when the mood is unstable.

If he establishes a connection with the mecha in such a bad mental state, it will either be blown up by him or the mecha, or the machine will be destroyed.

He was warned by the doctor that it is best not to touch the mecha until his condition improves.

So Xi Guican sealed off the mecha room. He hadn't been in front of the mecha room for a long time. When he looked at the closed door in front of him, he suddenly felt as if he was in another world.

"Drip - identity verification passed!"

The door of the mecha room was opened, and there was only a silver-white mecha in the empty room. There were golden lines on the mecha. These golds are rare memory metals, and one gram is worth a thousand gold. They cannot be bought in the market. , because these precious metals must first be supplied to the military.

Adding memory metal to the mecha can make the mecha have an automatic repair function. The more you add, the faster the repair will be, and the more perfect the repair will be.

This mecha is the work of the most outstanding mecha master in the Federation, and was given to Xi Guican by the Federation Army as a reward to win people's hearts.

Xi Guican has always cherished this mech.It's not because of its precious value, but because the appearance of the mech is three points similar to his insect wings.

The worm wing that accompanied him through the most helpless period of time, and the worm wing that was finally broken by his own hands.Obviously this pair of insect wings was implanted into his body in an unreasonable way like a robber, but when Xi Guican actually broke the insect wings, his heart was empty.

With the perfect fusion of insect wings, his body is equivalent to a high-level mech.After losing the Worm Wing, this mech became a substitute for the Worm Wing.

A high-level mecha will have a name, such as the majestic and domineering names such as the Apocalypse and Mie Shen.

However, this mech is called "No. 20".

Xi Guican hid his unmentionable past, his desire to be powerful, and his code name that bore suffering and humiliation on this mecha.

During the time when he was ill, Xi Guican did not dare to look at this mecha, because he was afraid of seeing his precarious, sick, helpless world.But now, because of the game "Your Exclusive Lover", his condition has improved, and a small part of his spiritual consciousness has been repaired, and he can barely establish a stable connection with the mecha.

The palm of his hand lightly landed on the cold metal surface, Xi Guican put the energy spar into the mecha, and he said softly: "I'm back."

A series of bright lights suddenly appeared on the surface of the dusty mecha, and the door of the cockpit of the mecha opened to the seats——

"Welcome back, Major General Xi."

Xi Guican walked into the cockpit and looked around at the familiar things. The dull metallic smell lingered on the tip of his nose for too long. He took a deep breath and slowly exhaled the stale air from his chest.

"The starting point is 'Central Star', and the destination point is 'Seventeen Star'. We are moving forward at a very fast speed. When the estimated time is 6 stars, do you want to confirm the departure?"

"On the 20th, set off!"

A high-level mecha quietly set off from the special mecha channel for general officers, shuttled through the silent sea of ​​stars and the smoke of gunfire, and arrived at the Seventeen Stars in the occupied area.

Seventeen Stars occupied by Zerg.

The mecha landed on the Seventeen Stars, Xi Guican walked out of the mecha and walked on the dead Seventeen Stars.The Seventeen Stars ruled by the Zerg didn't make any sound, not even a single buzzing of insects.

Xi Guican walked in the occupied area where all the interstellar people avoided, but he was as natural and calm as walking in a courtyard.

No interstellar person can walk in the occupied area without pressure like Xi Guican. Once the Zerg finds the breath of outsiders, these bugs will frantically destroy the foreign enemies at all costs.

But Xi Guican never cared about these things.Because of the existence of the monster in his body, these bugs were even a little afraid of him, because they were in awe of the strong man at the top of the pyramid.

On this point, some people in the Federation have already had vague guesses, but those people have no more specific and detailed guesses, let alone think of——

"He"...has the same aura as "they".

The monster sleeping in his body is such a special and depraved powerful existence.

Xi Guican could feel that when he came to Seventeen Stars, the state of the weak monster in his body improved a little bit, and that monster uttered a dream like a sleeping patient.

Then Xi Guican ignored him indifferently.

Xi Guican walked on the road in silence. Today's sunshine is very good, the dazzling sunlight penetrates the clouds, sprinkles down from the sky, and casts dreamlike beams of light.

The only sound left in the world is the rustle of leather boots hitting the ground, and every step the man takes is as precise as being measured with a ruler.

The walking steps stopped suddenly, Xi Guican lowered his head, looking at a cluster of unknown white wild flowers by the roadside.The snow-white petals are soft and weak, and the slender pedicels can hardly support five petals.

A small wildflower suddenly fell and floated onto the reflective patent leather boots.

That little white wild flower is so weak, maybe it will be crushed into flower mud by leather boots in the next moment, or it will be blown away by a sudden wind.

A callused hand gently picked up the flower, Xi Guican pinned the flower to his breast pocket, and continued walking on the road.His memory is very good, as long as he walks the road once, no matter the past ten years or 20 years, Xi Guican can remember the route clearly.

This is the way to Xinghai Orphanage.

Although he blew up the Xinghai Orphanage into ashes back then, nothing remained. The buildings there disappeared and turned into flat ground.

He hasn't been to this sad and shameful place for so many years, but today he suddenly wants to go there and have a look.

Guided by one beam of light cast from the sky, Xi Guican came to a patch of bumpy land.

He found three stones and engraved three names on the stones, "Ruan Ruan", "Xi Xing", and "Wu Yunlan".Xi Guican quietly looked at the three stones.

He thought of Wu Yunlan.Maybe everyone will have a little affection for like-minded people. The behavior of Wu Yunlan bombing the laboratory in the game yesterday completely reversed Wu Yunlan's impression in Xi Guican's heart.

It turned out that he was not the one who had such a strong thought and put it into action.Wu Yunlan, as well as the experimental subjects behind Wu Yunlan who voluntarily participated in the operation, they all had the same wish at different times.

Everyone likes to be clean.

That's why we try our best to blast away the unclean things in the world, and try our best to clean up the dirt.

That's fine.

I heard that to attend a funeral, you have to wear black.Preferably with a white flower on the chest.

Xi Guican took off the unknown white flower pinned to his breast pocket, and gently placed it in the middle of the three stones.

A gust of wind blows slowly, and the five petals of the little white flower are blown away, and those soft petals are blown to the distance of the light by the wind.

Xi Guican quietly raised his head, silently looking at the blue sky above his head, the shadow of snow-white petals seemed to be reflected in his blue eyes.

The blue in the eyes turned into a kind of sad tenderness.

He came from the other end of the distant star sea, and sent a small white flower to the people above the starry sky.

That's fine.