What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The crow calmed down from his madness, he stared blankly ahead, his pupils were out of focus.

crow

[... I remembered, I am Wu Yunlan. 】

A group of tears flowed down, wet the black feathers of the crow.

crow

【Thank you for waking me up. In return, I can help you do one thing within my ability. 】

[You awakened Wu Yunlan's memory and received the reward "The Crow's Repayment"]

[Name]: The Crow's Grace

[quality]: rare

[Comment]: Kill a person, open a door... There are many things a crow can do

"Instructions for use: type your wish in the dialog box"

"Restrictions: People are not enough to swallow elephants, you can only make one wish that is within the crow's ability"

A dialog box appears.

He Ruge first looked for the crow, only hoping to get the crow's authority to open the door, but now that this great opportunity is in front of him, it would be too wasteful to just ask for such a simple request.

Find out more about the divine assists for side quests!

Worried that the game's intelligence is not high enough to understand too complicated content, He Ruge tries to use concise language to express. After typing the wish in the dialog box, click the mouse to confirm.

you

【I want to take No. 19, No. 20, and Golden Python to see the starry sky."】

Crow seemed to have heard something unbelievable, he shook his head and looked at He Ruge in surprise.

crow

【……as you wish. 】

After He Ruge got the crow's promise, he let out a long sigh of relief.He looked at the time and found that he had been addicted to the game for more than an hour, almost exceeding his daily game time.

Good times are always short...

He Ruge quit the game, locked himself in the small black room of the coding software, and locked two thousand characters. After coming out of the small black room, He Ruge opened the author's forum to fish, and there was a magical post floating on the forum homepage.

#Tentacles go crazy online#

Landlord

№ 0

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You can call me a tentacle monster. Literally, I have a speed of [-] per hour. This [-] speed is not that my typing limit is [-], but that my brain speed is [-] words.I have been writing non-stop for ten years, from being unintelligible at the beginning to being barely readable now.

Before I came into contact with online articles, I was actually very inferior, because my appearance was not as good as that of my friends around me. Most of my friends around me entered the entertainment industry. I was mediocre in appearance and poor in acting. After it came out, it was scolded bloody by the audience.

I can't eat this bowl of rice in the entertainment circle. God doesn't reward me with food. I thought this might be my fate, so I quit the circle miserably, and it was abandoned for a long, long time.

One day, I came across web articles by accident. At that time, I just thought it was interesting, and I made a hole on a whim. However, what I didn't expect was that this was a turning point in my life.

I got the love of my first reader in my life.

Pure liking has nothing to do with appearance or interests. This is the most pure and pure power of faith that we monsters have been pursuing.

I was stupid at the time, and I am not afraid of your jokes. Although I am a tentacle monster, only four tentacles can move at the beginning, and the other four have been treated as decorations because of lack of energy.However, after gaining a little bit of faith, my fifth tentacle unexpectedly responded.

I hugged my four fat tentacles and cried until I couldn't make a sound. I have no talent, no acting, no writing, no one book became a god, and I only became enlightened after writing 700 million words. I easily beat [-] per hour.

I have been on the street for eight years, changed countless vests, and suddenly became popular this year!Even if you don't code words every day, there is a steady stream of faith rolling in.It turns out that God rewards those who work hard is true.Needless to say, I'm really excited, I'm going to celebrate with [-] a day!

№ 1

I thought it was a sexy landlord online code word

№ 2

Dreams have everything, it's great to be a tentacle monster

№ 3

Insert a building, 649/6000, does the landlord spell?

№ 4

Hahaha is this post so silly?

№ 5

Landlord, what TV show did you act in back then, let me tell you about it

……

Unlike everyone who is hahaha, He Ruge carefully read the post, and the hand that pushed the frame almost failed to stabilize the frame.

I actually think this post is true?

He Ruge thought of the red lines that appeared mysteriously on his body. These red lines had already shattered his world view. He Ruge accepted the settings of "monsters" and "gaining faith through writing" without hesitation.

He put his penguin account in the post, and left a message: "Lord, I have recently developed mysterious red lines on my thighs and ankles. These red lines can increase my luck. For example, I can always win when I draw items in games It is a rare prop, it still glows and heats up every time it is running, I am confused by these red lines, can you add your penguin to communicate in detail?"

He Ruge waited anxiously after replying, but the host didn't show up, so he/she might really be in Wild Rishiwan.On the contrary, many people who eat melons replied to He Ruge's post, such as:

"Surprised, did you post a post that you thought the strange disease was a golden finger?! It's been so long, have you not taken the medicine?"

"Green posts are green from beginning to end, obey."

"Hahahaha, floor lord, do you want to claim the Koi Essence?"

"My dear, the suggestion here is to take the medicine as soon as possible. It won't get better if you stay on the Penguin."

He Ruge: "..."

I'm not sick, really not.

He Ruge, who was ridiculed by the crowd, left the forum as quietly as a chicken. He logged into the game after lunch and fed the experimental subjects in the game with nutrient solution.

The condition of the little white tiger is good, but the condition of the little rabbit and the golden python is very bad.

Golden pythons refuse to eat.

golden python

[Eating is a burden for me. If I don’t eat, I may live longer. 】

The golden python spoke weakly, and his breath was like a thread, He Ruge suddenly remembered that when he was doing the side mission of "Mysterious Infirmary", there was a blood-red 15-minute countdown hanging on the screen.

When the side mission "Looking at the Starry Sky Together" came out, He Ruge was a little thankful that there was no clear time limit for the mission. Even though he knew that the golden python was running out of time, he had to hurry up and do the mission, but this sense of urgency was not as strong as the countdown with the time accurate to the second.

Now he realizes that he was wrong, very wrong.

The unknown is the scariest thing. Side quests without a clear deadline are like the sword of Damocles hanging above the head. Maybe the sword will fall down in the next second, cutting off the last hope.

He Ruge used "Universal Medical Spray" and sprayed it on the golden python's wound again, he wanted to make this big snake live better before it died.

golden python

[Thank you, but it’s not worth wasting precious medicine on dying people. 】

Unlike the golden python who refused to eat, the little rabbit was overeating. He drank one bottle of nutrient solution and then drank the second bottle. After eating two bottles, he was still yelling hungry.

19 No.

【Hungry, hungry... so hungry, I still want it. 】

He Ruge was a little embarrassed for a moment, the little rabbit's abdomen was obviously bulging in the game, if he drank another bottle, He Ruge was worried that his little belly would explode.

20 No.

[Can't give him to drink, drink too much nutrient solution, he will die of exhaustion. 】

Little White Tiger stopped He Ruge.

Although the little rabbit is a little crying bag, but very sensible, Little White Tiger and He Ruge won't let him drink the nutrient solution, he didn't cry endlessly, but hugged his long rabbit ears and licked his own fur.

After licking Mao Mao, the little rabbit looked at his bulging belly with some melancholy, and murmured that he was hungry.

Looking at the distressed little rabbit, He Ruge suddenly understood what it means for a child to be sick, and his parents were heartbroken, so he temporarily comforted the little rabbit with a piece of fruit candy.

Why do I feel hungry? Is it a sequela of the insect wing transplantation?But why didn't this happen to the little white tiger?

He Ruge was puzzled, he clicked on the status of the little white tiger.

[Like]: Number 20 likes you very much, with a favorability score of 82

[Unawakened]: No one has discovered that number 20 is a little monster, except you

little monster.

From the very beginning of this game, it was clearly stated that the little white tiger is a little monster, but now it's the second experiment, He Ruge only finds that the little white tiger is really cute.

And this favorability, now it’s only the second experiment, and the favorability has reached 82, it’s so strange, the main task requires an excellent favorability of 90, and it’s only 8 points short of the favorability, you can reach the excellent value, This is completely unreasonable.

Could it really be so easy to get a favorability score above 90?

He Ruge faintly felt that this game was holding back a big move.

It's been a long time since I had a conversation with the little white tiger, click on [Dialogue] in the intimate interaction with the mouse.

20 No.

[Roar "I'm fine"]

[Aw "Don't worry too much, sometimes death is a relief"]

[Number 20 wants to comfort you, but he is not very good at comforting people]

[Number 20 is annoyed by his clumsy consolation]

The little white tiger's blue eyes dimmed, his tail wrapped around his four claws, and he stared at his claws silently.

At this moment, He Ruge really wanted to touch the little white tiger's head.

The little white tiger suddenly raised his head, his blue eyes were shining, his expression was firm, and he walked towards He Ruge decisively, a small paw rested on the palm of He Ruge's hand, the little white tiger turned sideways, the fluffy tiger tail gently It fell into He Ruge's palm.

20 No.

【Aw, if I touch my tail for you, will you be happier? 』】

【Play Tail】(Unlocked)

He Ruge's eyes softened instantly, he looked at the uncomfortable little white tiger, and said softly: "Yes."

Click [Play Tail] with the mouse.

The slender hand carefully touched the tail, unlike He Ruge's bound hands and feet, the small tail was much more generous and enthusiastic, the tip of the white tail shook, this small tail took the initiative to hook the young man's index finger, and also tremblingly hooked He Ruo song heart.

20 No.

[Number 20's tail is wrapped around your finger]

【Roar "You are mine"】

He Ruge's heart trembled slightly.

Well, you are mine too, you are my little cutie.

After interacting with Little White Tiger, He Ruge is full of love for this game again.The game abused him thousands of times, and he treated the game like first love.

He Ruge remembered that he hadn't checked the rare props he had drawn before, so he dug out the "Destiny Card" from his backpack.

[Name]: Destiny Card

"Restriction: Although it can only be used once, fate can be changed"

This card is a prophecy prop. It is very precious at first glance, and there is no restriction on who can use it. He can use the fate card to predict the future of one of them, such as the little rabbit, the little white tiger, the golden python, and even the crow.

I just don't know how detailed the result predicted by the fate card is, will it be detailed to why the character died?

The plot line of the game is complicated and confusing. If he can know the fate line of a game character, he may be able to avoid some misfortunes, so he must decide who to predict and when to predict.

Does he want to use it now?For whom?

The little white tiger is the target of the game, and the fate of the little white tiger is actually mentioned briefly at the beginning of the game.From a small monster to a big monster, ruined everything in Xinghai Orphanage.

Little White Tiger will encounter difficulties, but difficulties will definitely not defeat him.

The ending of the golden python is likely to be death due to illness. There is no need to waste props in this kind of ending that has already been guessed.As for the little rabbit, even if the little rabbit is dead, he can still use the pixie ball to catch the little rabbit.

And the crow... After the crow repays his favor, there is no bond between him and the crow. What the crow's fate line is has nothing to do with him.

At present, everyone seems to have no need to use the "Destiny Card". He Ruge was afraid that he would miss someone, so he counted the characters that appeared in the game with his fingers.

Weasel, little white tiger, little rabbit, scorpion, drug-seeking rat, crow, golden python...

crow

【Shame, come out, I have something to tell you. 】

Opening the door of Room 214, Crow shouted at He Ruge.

He Ruge, who was recalling the character, was startled suddenly, yes, he missed a character, and this character is himself in the game——

shark.

There is no restriction on who can use the Destiny Card. Since anyone can use it, so can "Shark".

No character's fate line is more important than "Shark". This game has an ending for every character in the game, so what is the fate line of Shark?

He Ruge couldn't calm down his excited mood, he entered "麟" in the name column as if he had found out the text "who is the murderer".

Click OK with the mouse.

The dark purple destiny card began to rotate, and the mysterious and bright starlight enveloped the card.

[identity]: shark

【Air Luck】: Fate of koi carp, auspicious talent, and profound blessings

People with this kind of luck turn bad luck into good fortune, good luck in death, long-lasting blessings, sound and virtuous, gentle disposition, good movement and quiet, seeking fame and gaining profit, Wangfu IKEA

[Joke]: What you lose is nothingness, what you have is the future

He Ruge: "???"

What a lot of literary things, this is not what he imagined.

He Ruge turned off the interface of the fate card, walked out of room 214, and manipulated the character to follow behind the crow.

Crow brought He Ruge to the staff dormitory with a serious expression on his face.

crow

[I told you before that the door at the end of this corridor cannot be opened.I will open that door for you tonight. The world behind the door is amazing. If you keep climbing, you will reach a place where you can see the stars.I can only give you half an hour, and you must come back within half an hour. 】

[If you can't come back, then stay there forever. 】

*

Xi Guican looked at the golden python that hadn't dripped in, then turned his head to look at the little rabbit with a swollen belly. He closed his eyes and smelled the dead air in the air.

After tonight, the golden python and the little rabbit should be about to die.

The death of the golden python was expected. His body was mixed with the power of three kinds of insect wings. The insect wings are the core of the Zerg's power. Before the transplant is successful, they have no mercy for the new host and will frantically absorb the nutrients in the host's body .Only after the transplantation is successful, they will worry about the health of the new host and restrain themselves.

The strength of the three different insect wings gathered together, they will compete fiercely and eat like crazy, no one will allow themselves to get the least nutrients.

So the death of the golden python was doomed very early.

A dead experimental subject is worthless, but a successfully transplanted experimental subject, even a crow transplanted with inferior insect wings, is comparable to a mid-level fighter of the Federation.

A mid-level fighter who has the ability to mecha armor and is excellent in single-handed combat.

It will take more than ten years for the Federation to cultivate an excellent mid-level fighter, during which time a lot of money and teachers will be invested.

However, the experimental bodies produced in batches by transplantation experiments are different, with low investment and high returns.The biggest cost of this experiment is the transportation cost of raw materials, because Star Wars provides almost everything——

Zerg corpses on the battlefield, orphans who were homeless because of Star Wars.

The Zerg is a Zerg with high force and low intelligence. Their insect wings can break through the hard battle armor. The insect wings are the core of their power.Even if 99 subjects die in "Death Wing", as long as one survives, the experiment will pay off.

Because worm wings can be used multiple times.

Because there is a steady stream of orphans.

In times of war, human life is always the least valuable thing.

The little white tiger was a little tired, he lay down in the cotton nest of the iron cage, quietly watching He Ruge.

The young man squatted in front of the little rabbit, frowning in embarrassment, wondering if he should feed the third bottle of nutrient solution to him.

"You can't give him to drink, he will die if he drinks too much nutrient solution." Xi Guican stopped him.

Advanced insect wings need too many nutrients, their appetite is a bottomless pit, and they will instigate the host to eat, eat crazily, and the hunger carved into the bone marrow will always exist and torture until the insect wings are completely fused with the body.

Xi Guican was also hungry at this time. He obviously drank a bottle of nutrient solution, but his stomach was still empty, as if he had been hungry for three days and three nights. string.

But yeah...

When he saw the person in front of him, looking at those gentle and compassionate black eyes, the pervasive hunger suddenly disappeared.

Don't worry, don't worry.

The little white tiger wanted to soothe He Ruge's frowning brows.

"I'm fine." I'm fine, so you don't have to worry about me.

Ah, but you seem to be more worried about the little rabbit on the 19th now.

The little white tiger said dryly: "Don't worry too much, sometimes death is a relief."

The person in front of him is still not happy.

The little white tiger is irritable and blames himself. He knows how to hurt others, but he doesn't know how to comfort a hurt person.Life has always taught him to hurt, to control violence with violence, not to be gentle.

He was like an ant on a hot pot, eager to circle around the person in front of him.What does He Ruge like?

The little white tiger thought hard.

——It seems that he likes me.

— like my paws.

—I like my tail.

The little white tiger took the initiative to hand the tail into the hands of the person in front of him, and asked uncertainly, "Will you be happier if I touch the tail for you?"

The young man in front of him laughed, and the smile spread from the corners of his eyes and brows.

The little white tiger stared blankly at the young man's smiling eyes, and he couldn't help hooking the man with his tail, as if hooking this happiness with him.

"you are mine."

His empty soul was satisfied.

A feeling of satiety at last washed his body and mind.