What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge coded until early in the morning. He hadn't stayed up so late for a long time. Ever since he read the warm comments in the comment area, his inspiration spewed out, and he coded [-] words in one go. He Ruge added the update to the manuscript box, and stretched Lazy ready for bed.

But before going to bed, He Ruge glanced at the time, and found that he could sign in the game.

He logged into the game and completed the second day's check-in.Now that they have all signed in, He Ruge stopped by the booth at No. 20 to see the little white tiger. The little white tiger was sleeping soundly, in a very cute sleeping position, with its small head pressed sideways on its two paws, and the whiskers on one side were caught between its face and paws. Survival, the tiger whiskers on the other side stand upright and stand upright.

When the little white tiger breathes, the upright tiger's whiskers tremble slightly with the ups and downs of the body, making the itchy He Ruge want to stretch out his hand to tease him.

It would be great if I could hug the little white tiger to the bed and sleep together.He Ruge shook off the fleeting thought, and clicked on the [Status] in the floating frame.

[Closeness]: Number 20 likes to stay with you, favorability is 65

[Unawakened]: No one has discovered that number 20 is a little monster, except you

He Ruge View other data:

Little heart＊53

Common Medicine＊1

Universal Medical Spray＊1

Before I knew it, Little Love was over 50, so I could go shopping.

After opening the love mall, He Ruge didn't look carefully at the love mall, he ran to the mall to hang out on a whim.

The first thing to go is the food area. There are many snacks in the food area, such as fruit candy, toffee, strawberry cake, mille-feuille cake, dried meat, dried fish... because the little white tiger is still at the age of breastfeeding and cannot eat big fish and meat. Most food items are unlocked.

He Ruge turned back and saw Catnip.

【Name】: Catnip

[Price]: Little Heart＊10

[Evaluation]: Many cats like this plant

...want to buy.

You can't open the shopping website late at night, which will make people's desire to shop overwhelm their reason. He Ruge calmed down because of the small number of love hearts. He decided to visit the entire love mall before thinking about shopping.

The medical area has a complete range of products, and the products in the back are more expensive. Even the futuristic medical cabin, feudal superstition talisman paper, and potions from the magical world have appeared.

Next is the clothing area. At the front are mini shoes suitable for little white tigers, cute plush clothes, small accessories, etc., and the middle area is unlocked humanoid clothing. There are all kinds of clothing, whether it is children's clothing, suits, casual wear, military clothing, ancient clothing or even women's clothing. Everything is covered.

He Ruge was dazzled by the sight, and began to imagine how the little white tiger would transform into a human form.

That... will there be a wife with tiger ears and tiger tail?

Next is the entertainment products area, which has cat teasers, cat climbing frames, cat scratching boards, pacifiers, plush dolls, etc., as well as many high-tech entertainment products. When he saw the next product, his mouth slowly opened.

[name]: fun leather whip

[Price]: Little Heart＊20

[Evaluation]: There are many snake-like forks on both sides of this whip, which can make the whip marks have a special aesthetic feeling

[name]: fun handcuffs

[Price]: Little Heart＊15

[Evaluation]: Its color is rose gold, very suitable for snow-white skin

He Ruge: "!!!"

This, what a terrible product!

He Ruge was greatly shocked, he hastily closed this section, and turned to browse the weapon area, but when he saw a whip in the weapon area, those strange things would flash in his mind.

As an upright and good young man, He Ruge has never been exposed to these messy things, but once the door of the new world is pushed open, it is difficult to close it again.

I'm just curious.

He Ruge, who was curious and thirsty for knowledge, pushed his glasses and returned to the entertainment products area. He finished reading the products full of philosophy without landing. From this, he thought of a more advanced field, and opened the game to show the man in military uniform. God as the imaginary teacher.

Learning new knowledge is too exhausting, He Ruge's ears are stained with a slight blush.He Ruge, a good student who has always had excellent grades, has a learning secret, that is, to review what he has learned every night before falling asleep, and He Ruge had a dream after the review.

In the dream, the male god in military uniform unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his perfectly proportioned muscles. The fly in the ointment is the overlapping scars.The man's voice was hoarse and magnetic, and his words were indescribably sexy: "Whip me."

As a result, red welts appeared on the nearly perfect body, which were deep and shallow, like a painting full of vitality.

He Ruge woke up the next morning with a dull expression, the dream from last night was still vivid in his memory, it was the first time in his life that he had great doubts about his own sexuality.Even when he went to feed in the morning, He Ruge didn't have the nerve to interact with the little white tiger.

In front of the little white tiger's clear blue eyes, He Ruge's guilt and shame had nowhere to hide, he quickly quit the game, staring at the blank document in a daze.

Emotionless coding machine: "Are you awake? It's a new day, a new beginning, you can code now."

Ruge: "Irritable, I'm not in the mood to type."

Emotionless coding machine: "What's wrong?"

It was hard to talk about the things in the dream, He Ruge replied with a guilty conscience: "It's nothing, I'm just playing a game."

An emotionless coding machine: "Don't you always play love games? What's so annoying about this kind of game, and no one will think you're bad."

Ruge: "...you are prejudiced against love games, love games are also difficult, okay?"

Emotionless coding machine: "For example?"

Ruge: "The game time is synchronized with the real time. I basically can only develop relationships with the strategy characters during three meals a day. The progress is quite slow."

An emotionless coding machine: "Well, try to see if you can adjust the time of your computer or mobile phone, and set the time forward by a few hours to see if the time in the game will change."

Originally just complaining but unexpectedly got suggestions, He Ruge tried to adjust the time forward with the mentality of giving it a try, now it is 08:30 in the morning, he adjusted it forward by three hours, and found that the time in the game had really changed to noon 11:30.

The feeding of the daily tasks also went to lunch time.He Ruge was stunned.

Ruge: "This coquettish operation is actually really useful!"

Emotionless coding machine: "Are you happy?"

Ruge: "Happy!"

A code word machine without emotion: "Come code words if you are happy, we will enter the small black room and lock 312 words together, and you will not be allowed to come out until you finish writing, 3000/[-]"

Under Jiyou's strong request, He Ruge pitifully opened the code in the small black room. When he coded to [-] characters, he saw a message from Jiyou Penguin.

You don't need to look at He Ruge to know that the insane typewriter contestant has already written three thousand.When He Ruge finally wrote the [-]-word update with trepidation, the codewriter on the opposite side had already completed the [-]-word update.

Emotionless coding machine: "I allow you to fish for an hour, now at 10:30, you come back to code after lunch, if you don't finish coding [-] characters today, I will show your readers how to make braised pigeons. "

He Ruge, who has been told to do so, especially cherishes this hard-won relaxation time. He logs on to the game and fast-forwards non-stop. After fast-forwarding 4*24 hours, the progress of the plot is much faster. They all come to measure the data. Only the metal helmet is used to measure every day for the first three days, and then every seven days.

On the first day of measurement, the subjects who died were No. 1, No. 8, and No. 13.

测量第二天，死亡的实验体是4号、7号、11号、17号、18号。

On the third day of the measurement, the dead subjects were No. 3, No. 6, and No. 12.

After seven days of playtime, only nine surviving cubs remained.

Perhaps because of the constant fast-forwarding, He Ruge didn't have much intuitive feeling about the death of these cubs.After fast-forwarding, He Ruge successfully collected the daily check-ins for seven days, and got a chance to draw a lottery.

[Pink Gacha:

This is the pink gashapon that you get when you sign in for seven consecutive days. Open the gashapon, you may get a surprise, but there is a high probability of disappointment

"Note: Pink gashapon, 90.00% of the unlucky ones will twist out a fruit candy"】

The pink balls dangled around, and the screen was filled with overwhelming pink bubbles. He Ruge nervously double-clicked the gashapon.

As an Asian, the prize he has won the most is "another bottle". Although he didn't get the favor of the goddess of luck, he was also unlucky... No, he has been a little bit retrograde in the past two days.He Ruge looked at his thigh subconsciously, wondering if it was his illusion, the moment he clicked on the gashapon, the red streak on his thigh suddenly became hot.

It is summer now, He Ruge is wearing shorts, he simply rolled up his trousers, wanting to see what happened to the red lines on his thighs——

The red streaks that were only the size of a palm seemed to have become dull, and were no longer as magnificent and bright as they were at the beginning, as if the red paint had been diluted.

Frowning tightly, He Ruge was contemplating when he heard the sound of "Dang Dang Dang" coming from the game, and saw that the gashapon on the screen was opened, and inside was a red and white ball with a mysterious and familiar shape , there is a sparkling blingbling special effect on the ball, which looks particularly shining.

【Name】: Elf Ball

[quality]: rare

[Evaluation]: When in danger, just shout "Go, Pikachu", and the elf will help you!The premise is that you need to capture an elf~

"Note: Elf, this game believes that cubs are not lonely ghosts after death, they are cute elves"

"Instructions for use: Three seconds after the cub's death is the best time to capture the elf, the success rate of capture is related to the cub's favorability towards you"

"Restrictions: One Poké Ball can only capture one Pokémon, please don't be greedy"

He Ruge was stunned for a while, it was the first time he played a game and got a rare item, but his mood was not as happy as he imagined.

... an elf?

Those cubs are indeed very cute elves.