What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The identity of Dandan is unknown to outsiders, but the cubs in Guican Yuge Orphanage all know the existence of Dandan.

The hatching guide says that Dandan can play with the cubs appropriately, so He Ruge often takes Dandan to meet the cubs.Among them, the Bad Cuckoo Duo is the most active, they flap their wings every time, trying to hatch eggs.

Dandan usually stays in a small nest. When Dandan was only the size of an apple, the bad Gugu duo often sneaked up on the nest to hatch eggs. Perhaps for birds, hatching eggs is their instinct.

The bad cubs in the nest are very domineering and do not allow other cubs to approach Dandan. Every time other cubs want to see Dandan, they will be pecked by bad cubs.

As a result, for a long time, Xi Guican was very worried that Eggy would be affected by the bad Gugu, and what came out of the shell was a Gugu.

Later, when Eggy grows to the size of a watermelon, the bad Gugus can no longer hatch eggs. Eggy is too big for Bad Gucko, so big that it is no longer a problem. If you have to hatch eggs, that one Able to squat on the testicles and maintain a difficult balance.

The cubs witnessed the testicles expand from the size of a fingernail to the size of a watermelon like a balloon.

When He Ruge sees Eggy sometimes, he will rejoice that it is egg-born, not viviparous.He couldn't imagine himself with a pregnant belly.

"If you were pregnant and suffered, then I don't want this child." Xi Guican said.

Hearing Xi Guican's words, Dandan suddenly turned into a melancholy blue, He Ruge hurriedly hugged the heavy Dandan in his arms to comfort him.This egg is surprisingly big, and you can hear the sound of water when you shake it, so newborn fathers guess that this egg has a high probability of being a mermaid baby.

After they came to this guess, He Ruge could feel that Xi Guican treated this egg a little better.

On the day when Dandan broke its shell, He Ruge was still discussing the child's name with Xi Guican.

"If it's a mermaid baby, it'll be my surname, and if it's a white tiger baby, it'll be your surname." This is what they agreed at the beginning.

Xi Guican doesn't care about whose surname he takes. He chooses his surname at random, it doesn't make any difference to him whether it's He or Bai.

The name is that one night, He Ruge sat on the body of the big white tiger with his balls in his arms, and they watched the stars and the moon together, "One is called Xi Feixing, and the other is called He Zhuoyue."

Eggy's name was decided in this way.

One early morning in spring, there was a knocking sound of "tuk tuk tuk" in the eggshell, and colorful colors flowed on the eggshell.Eggy would occasionally knock on eggshells, but never with such vigor, it took a lot of effort and disturbed people's dreams.

Xi Guican opened his eyes immediately, obviously without any experience, but he had a wonderful premonition——

His cubs are about to break out of their shells.

Xi Guican pushed He Ruge to wake him up, and carefully placed Eggy's nest between the two of them.

The scene of the birth of life has a special appeal, as if guarding a budding flower, or standing on a thin ice surface, watching the fish swimming in the water.And the two of them held their breath at the same time, so nervous that their hearts beat faster.

The color of the eggshell changes rapidly, the eggshell is yellow and red alternately, the eggshell on He Ruge's side in front of him is mostly yellow, and the eggshell on the side facing Xi Guican is a little more red, as if angry at himself for not coming out for so long .

Xi Guican couldn't help reaching out and touching the eggshell. The eggshell, which was originally hard enough to smash people, became very soft the moment he touched it.

It's so soft that it looks like it will break if you poke it.

The sudden change of touch made Xi Guican stunned for a moment, he just wanted to withdraw his hand, "Crack." A small meat claw scratched through the thin egg shell, stretched out from the egg, and Xi Guican Can's fingers aligned.

Meat claws about the size of Xi Guican's fingertips, pink and covered with a few sparse white hairs.

Tiger claw?

Isn't it a mermaid baby?

Xi Guican, who had a bit of a gap in his heart, raised his eyes as if traveling, and when he saw the mermaid baby in He Ruge's arms, his eyes widened in disbelief.

The mermaid baby was extremely beautiful when it was born, with blue eyes, black hair, and a silver fishtail.He spit bubbles quietly, and his blue eyes quietly looked at the silly brother who was still in the shell and hadn't crawled out.

After the mermaid baby broke out of its shell, Xi Guican and He Ruge discovered that the egg was an egg with a special structure. There was a thin and transparent membrane in the center of the egg, which separated the mermaid baby from the white tiger baby.

"...Gui Can, this may be a double-yolk egg." He Ruge who had brought out a mermaid baby in advance.

As soon as the words fell, the little tiger's paws waved wildly a few times, and with a clatter, half of the egg shell was broken and completely shattered. The little tiger cub inside the egg whined softly like a kitten, and rolled out of the egg. came out, and bumped into Xi Guican.

The naked tiger cub, with not even a few hairs growing out, was nothing compared to his brother's appearance.

This little tiger cub was huddling around in Xi Guican's arms, its eyes hadn't opened yet, its body was only half the size of a mermaid baby, and it looked ugly.This ugly little tiger cub was doing swimming-like paddling movements with its limbs, and it was making shrill and thin sounds like a cat cub.

Calling again and again, a bit pitiful.

"Hold him quickly." He Ruge urged.

Xi Guican was silent for a while, then put the wet bald cub into his hand, the cub was really small, Xi Guican's wide palm could be used as a cot for him.

His chin rested on Xi Guican's wrist, his long tail rested limply on his middle finger, and his four paws still had time to swipe in midair.

Xi Guican's brows were deeply frowned, and he looked seriously at the surprisingly ugly bald cub, who looked as if he would die if he poked it with his hand, completely unable to see any blood relationship between this bald cub and him.This made Xi Guican couldn't help but take another look at the little mermaid in He Ruge's arms.

The little mermaid's face was paralyzed, and she was seriously spitting bubbles in He Ruge's arms, and the soft popping sound kept ringing out.After his eyes intersected with Xi Guican, he also stopped his great business of spitting bubbles, and smiled at Xi Guican.

The mermaid baby doesn't even have teeth, but it smiles so sweetly that Xi Guican's heart almost melts.

"Is Zhuoyue smiling at you?" He Ruge laughed as he said, "He just smiled at me as soon as he broke his shell."

After the mermaid baby heard He Ruge's voice, it stopped spitting bubbles, but smacked He Ruge's face, leaving a wet saliva mark on He Ruge's chin.

"Little Zhuoyue kissed me!"

After kissing He Ruge, the little mermaid continued to spit bubbles without changing his expression. While spit, he looked around, and the fish tail swung back and forth, round but flexible.

The interaction between the mermaid father and son made Xi Guican's heart flutter, and he lowered his head to look at the bald cub in his hand.The belly of the tiger cub that didn't open its eyes was pressed against Xi Guican's palm, its four paws were still flapping in the air.

After imagining that the tiger cub kissed him, Xi Guican frowned slightly, and he stretched out a finger, like the Tathagata Buddha suppressed Sun Wukong, and pressed down one of Xi Feixing's tiger paws, "Don't move around."

The bald cub groaned, and the other three tiger claws continued to thump happily.

Xi Guican couldn't look directly at the little tiger cub's stupid appearance, he gently lifted one of the little white tiger's back paws, glanced between the two legs, and then said: "It's a boy."

He Ruge who put the little mermaid into the water bed prepared in advance said: "Zuoyue is also a baby boy."

The family with a newborn suddenly became lively. The mermaid baby can go into the water, but the weak little white tiger doesn’t know if it can take a bath as soon as it is born. In the end, Xi Guican wiped the bald cub with a wet towel bit by bit. clean.

The little white tiger has no hair, its pink flesh is exposed in the air, Xi Guican dare not use any more strength, for fear of wiping off the few remaining hairs of this bald cub.He dragged the cub's soft body, and wiped the cub's belly with even lighter strength.

Maybe it was because Xi Guican's strength was just right, the little tiger cub stopped thumping, tilted its head, smacked its mouth, and fell asleep in Xi Guican's palm.

Xi Guican looked at this heartless, bald cub for a long time.Finally, when it was time to nurse, he did not wake up the bald cub.

The same little white tiger sniffed, chirped and screamed again, awakened by the fragrance of milk.

Unlike the mermaid brother who can hold the baby bottle by himself, the little white tiger needs someone else to hold the bottle.He sucked on the pacifier vigorously, and the little mermaid soaked in the water bed watched his brother drink milk with relish.

When the little white tiger got drunk, he slumped limply in Xi Guican's palm and burped a little, the baby mermaid giggled.

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small theater:

Xi Guican: This bald cub is nothing like me

He Ruge:?