What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge was wearing a mask, a big straw hat, and a shirt with coconut trees printed on it as he walked along the beach of Mermaid Star. Xi Guican beside him frowned and stared at the flip-flops on his feet. While He Ruge was not paying attention, he quietly put The feet were exposed a little, and the clear sun marks on the insteps were seen.

Xi Guican looked at He Ruge's feet calmly, they were so white that they were carved like beautiful jade under the sun.

"Look! Is that a resident of Mermaid Planet!" He Ruge's voice interrupted Xi Guican's train of thought, he followed He Ruge's finger to look, and sure enough, he saw the big fish that just came out of the sea.

Those fish are three meters long and are generally silver in color. Under the sunlight, each fish scale is shining. They swim from the other end of the sea and leap in the waves, like silver waves passing through the blue sea.This is indeed a pleasing picture, if those fish hadn't turned into mermaids...

The [-]-meter-tall men with the body of fish heads walked on the beach in a magnanimous manner, which made Xi Guican completely dispel the idea of ​​eating fish heads with chopped peppers.

He Ruge's smile gradually stiffened, he turned his head slowly, and said to Xi Guican: "... No wonder there are no pictures of mermaids in the mermaid star on Xingwang."

If there was, he and Xi Guican would not come here for their honeymoon.

But the scenery here is really good, He Ruge took off the balls around his neck and let Xi Guican keep them, he was going to swim in the sea.Xi Guican was sitting on a sea vehicle - a big yellow duck, holding his egg and looking at He Ruge.

They don't know if Eggy can be in the water for too long, and Xi Guican's swimming level is not high, so it's better to watch this tiger just to be on the safe side.

At this time, He Ruge had already taken off his disguise, put his hands on the big yellow duck, raised his face and smiled and talked to Xi Guican: "Soaking in the sea water is so comfortable. Hey, Eggy seems to be very happy too."

Now the egg is as big as a ping pong ball, and the yellow egg is more like a ping pong ball. The only difference may be the freckles on the eggshell.

"No, look." Xi Guican turned the ball in the direction, and He Ruge realized that the ball was half yellow and half white.

What does this mean?Feeling happy with no fluctuations in your heart?

He Ruge poked the white part of the egg curiously, and something even more miraculous happened. The original white on the eggshell turned into a shy pink, but the other part of the yellow was intertwined with a little blue, as if to resent He Ruge's neglect. the yellow part.

It's really strange, He Ruge didn't know why, but somehow he understood Dandan's thoughts.He tentatively poked the original yellow part, and now the egg turned into a pure pink egg.

When He Ruge wanted to poke again, his finger was pinched by Xi Guican. The man held his finger, put it in his mouth expressionlessly, and bit down lightly with his canine teeth, "Stop poking, What's so good about this egg."

He Ruge couldn't help laughing, he coaxed softly: "Okay, I won't poke."

Only then did Xi Guican nod his head in satisfaction. He and He Ruge were wearing couple outfits today. After changing clothes, Xi Guican had a rare holiday look.

The beautiful young man in his memory who could only participate in the dress-up game is gone, He Ruge remembered that when they went to take wedding photos, they had wasted a lot of effort trying to coax Xi Guican into putting on the wedding dress.In the end, He Ruge cede land for compensation and signed many unequal treaties in exchange for a photo of Xi Guican in women's attire with a serious face.

There was a wonderful touch from the tail of the fish, and He Ruge lowered his head, only to realize that the school of fish had surrounded him at some point.The big ones are no bigger than a palm, the small ones are only the size of a thumb, and they come in all colors. Some bold fishes rushed to kiss He Ruge's fish tail.

He Ruge thought of the small fish that can be used for massage on the earth, he smiled and urged Xi Guican to put his feet down, Xi Guican soaked his feet in the water in a daze, and saw all the fish that had surrounded He Ruge Frightened and scattered, it flew out like a flying arrow.

"Hahahaha, Gui Can, did you smoke all the fish away?" He Ruge couldn't help but ask.

Xi Guican was silent for a while, then suddenly pinched He Ruge's jaw, bent down and kissed the man's lips.At this moment, the wind is calm, the fishes that swim away come back silently, dancing wonderfully in the water, the balls sandwiched between He Ruge and Xi Guican become more and more pink...

When the sun sank into the sea, He Ruge and Xi Guican returned to the room.Xi Guican was helping He Ruge squeeze his shoulders, and He Ruge was massaging Eggy, "Guican, what do you think is the reward for the son of luck? Why don't I feel any difference between now and before?"

"No, there are." Xi Guican said softly: "Have you noticed that recently our need for spiritual energy is almost non-existent?"

He Ruge thought for a while, then nodded and said: "It seems so." Except for feeding Eggy aura every day, He Ruge never absorbed any other aura.

Because he has been a person for more than 20 years, he is used to eating three meals a day instead of relying on spiritual energy for a living, so He Ruge didn't notice any abnormalities during this period.

"I think, the son of luck is to connect this world with us and complement each other. The world provides us with a special energy, and we need to protect this world." Xi Guican expressed his inner guess. In fact, he There is another thing that He Ruge didn't tell.

On the night that mysterious game left, he had a dream.This dream was something he had a long time ago, maybe it was the "reversed fate" that the game prompt said.

In that dream, he didn't meet He Ruge at first.He suffered from whirlpool mental space-phagia, recuperating on a private planet, and Mao Zixie treated him, but he didn't get any better.

His sea of ​​spiritual consciousness is like a container riddled with holes, no matter how much the outside world pours into this container, it will eventually leak out and nothing can be kept.

His body is getting worse and worse. At first, he loses hair in the animal form, and finally even the hair on the human form begins to fall out.Sometimes he would grab a handful of hair, and the fluffy strands would flake off from his scalp.

In the end, even though he was calm, there was still a taste of blood in his throat.What he spends the most time on every day is sleeping, from morning to night, sleep until day and night are turned upside down, and he can't tell what year it is.The pillowcase was stained with blood he had coughed up, and he had no desire for food.

It should be said that he had no desire for food at first, and drinking nutrient solution every day was just a physiological need, but at that time, he didn't even have the idea of ​​drinking nutrient solution.

Later, Mao Zixie left the planet.

Sixteen Stars has fallen, and even the most optimistic people no longer have hope for this Star Wars.Those fans who once supported him began to resent him and left him disappointed.

The setting sun outside the window was setting, orange-red light cut into the room obliquely, fine dust floated up and down in the light, and those dancing dust seemed to be the only moving thing in this empty room.

An unnamed bird flew from afar, and when it stopped on the window sill, he realized that it was a vulture, a creature that feeds on carrion.

He thought, has the rotten smell on his body become so strong?

He is dying.Before he died, no one was by his side. Mao Zixie originally wanted to accompany him on the last journey, but was driven away by Xi Guican.

People like him don't want to be exposed in front of others when they are weak enough to be slaughtered before death.Xi Guican closed his eyes, and he put his hand on the left chest with some difficulty, where the heartbeat became slower and slower, just like his breathing became weaker and weaker.

Looking back on my short life, I didn't find anything to be nostalgic for in the end.

Just when everything was about to be destroyed, a huge shadow enveloped the house. In the afterglow of the setting sun, that shadow monster was extraordinarily huge, and it completely swallowed the dying people in the house.

This is the food it has coveted for a long time.

The shadow monster hiccupped contentedly, feeling the long-lost feeling of fullness.But soon, this feeling turned into a stomachache, it couldn't digest Qiongqi, even if Qiongqi had been weakened a lot and lost the will to survive, it still couldn't be digested by it.

After a long, long time, a deformed monster appeared in this world. It had two heads, one was a tiger's head, and the other was a human face with tiger teeth and horns.

This monster ate the whole world, but when facing a koi, the tiger head hesitated for a moment, and it let the fish go.No one knows why.

……

"Apart from these, is there anything special about it?" He Ruge's voice interrupted Xi Guican's memory, Xi Guican shook his head, and said nothing, he listened to his lover's rambling in silence.

"Gui Can, do you think we can return to the earth again? It's good to go back once, I still have some things to solve. Sigh..."

"By the way, Eggy seems to have grown bigger again today, like blowing up a balloon, and it has grown up all of a sudden. I found that sometimes the color of Eggy's body is half and half, and it's still a egg. Mixed emotions changed."

"Recently everyone has been urging updates, live broadcasts are also urging, and novels are also urging. I don't dare to read the comments now. It really becomes addictive."

"Do you think Dandan will be a boy or a girl? I have read a lot of parenting scriptures and made more than 20 pages of notes. I feel like I am back in my school days. I like boys and girls, no matter his I will like it no matter what the animal shape is."

"Well, even if it has a tiger head and a fish body, I also like a fish head and a tiger body. If he has both wings and a fish tail, he will be an all-round player in sea, land and air."

"Does he look more like you, or more like me? Mixed-race babies are all good-looking..."

"Are we going to give him a big name? Let's take it now. We can't wait for him to be born before we rush to name him. Let me think about it... I can't think of it. Things are really a headache. Gui Can, what do you think the name should be?"

He never tires of listening to the mermaid’s voice, Xi Guican quietly listened to his lover describing their future, and heard his lover talking about their cub with a smile, Xi Guican just looked at the one that He Ruge was holding without blinking. Honey, everything is too good to be true.

In such a contrast, the depressive dream seemed to be really just a dream.

"Gui Can? Gui Can? Why are you distracted?"

His blue eyes were affectionate and calm, like the surface of a tolerant sea, and he said, "I'm listening."