What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge wanted to use his mobile phone to ask Mr. Xi for help, but when he touched his trouser pocket, he remembered that he had lent the mobile phone to his deskmate.

...It's really bad luck.

The sound of footsteps behind him was the sound of leather boots hitting the ground, which reminded He Ruge of Mr. Xi's straight boots.Do aliens like to wear boots?

Footsteps approached, and he could feel the villain stop behind him. "Tsk, it's really short." The villain sneered.

He Ruge: "..."

Believe it or not I jump up and hit you on the knee!

He Ruge, who didn't want to look back at first, gritted his teeth and turned his head. He wanted to see the average height of aliens? !

He Ruge first saw the pitch-black military uniform, which was more plain than Mr. Xi's, and then the seven stars on the epaulets. The material of this badge was inferior to Mr. Xi's at first glance.He Ruge's heart was filled with a sense of superiority that "any coquettish bitch would dare to compare with my Mr. Xi".

The villain was very tall, about the same height as Mr. Xi, estimated to be [-] meters, if the villain hadn't lowered his head, He Ruge couldn't see the other person's face at all.

The appearance of this villain is different from the setting in He Ru's song text.He Ruge felt that this result was unexpected and reasonable. After all, the male and female protagonists are different, and it is actually normal for the villain to be replaced.

The villain has thick eyebrows and big eyes, black hair and black eyes. He is obviously upright, but his eyes reveal evil and malice.The villain obviously didn't expect that He Ruge would suddenly turn around and raise his head, so he was caught off guard and looked at He Ruge.

He Ruge saw the other party's long and narrow eyes widen slightly, and the expression on that face was blank for a moment.

In this regard, He Ruge recalled the plot he wrote back then. When he wrote that the villain first met the heroine, he was fascinated by the heroine's cuteness.

The original description is as follows:

"The first thing he saw was the soft black hair of this earthling's pet, which was the same color as his, but smooth as silk. When his eyes were black, his heart was hit by a strange emotion.

This pocket earthling pet has the same hair color and eye color as him, and a clear temperament that is completely different from him.

Delicate, timid, and lovable.People want to love, but also want to destroy. "

He Ruge couldn't help but took a small step back, thinking, could it be that the villain is really overwhelmed by my cuteness like in a shameless plot? !

His retreat obviously awakened the villain from his stupefied state. The black-haired officer raised the corners of his lips and smiled evilly: "You want to run? You run, no matter how you run, you won't be able to escape my palm."

He Ruge was overwhelmed by the ancient lines, and he began to miss the taciturn Mr. Xi, so He Ruge's affection for Xi Guican slowly increased.

He Ruge knew that he would definitely not be able to defeat the villain, also knew that the villain would not cause substantial harm to him, and also knew that Mr. Xi would come to save him, so his desire to survive was actually not very strong, he was like a salted fish marinated by life , Sheng Wukelian said: "I don't want to run, I just want to go to the bathroom, can you let me go to the bathroom?"

He Ruge's attitude is very calm, his gaze is neither dodging nor dodging, completely different from the performance of the heroine in the novel.When the heroine was arrested, she thought she was going to be abducted by human traffickers, so she yelled and was about to run away with her short legs.In the end, he was grabbed by the villain and covered his mouth cruelly.

The heroine wanted to bite the villain's hand crazily, and her short legs kicked desperately. In the eyes of the villain, she looked like a kitten with teeth and claws, the kind whose hair was blown up and still very cute.

At this moment, Tao Tie, who plays the guest villain, sees He Ruge who is fearless in the face of danger, and his inner activities are——

Not bad, very brave, I like it.

Taotie is not the real Taotie, he is the villain who was modified in the game to awaken the memory of He Ruge, so his character has also changed. The character of Taotie who played the role of the villain is a combination of the villain in the book and himself.

The perverted character has been weakened a bit, and the character of the earth slave has been strengthened a bit.At the same time, there are more villain characters in the book.

But even if the abnormal character is weakened, the essence is still abnormal, and it will not change.Taotie folded his arms and said with a sneer, "No." He didn't forget that his purpose was to torture this earthling's pet.

He Ruge: "..."

cnm did you hear that.

He finally understood the mood of the heroine in the novel who crazily abused the villain.The way of heaven is reincarnation, if you come out to mess around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.If he had known today, he would definitely not have died to write such a stupid villain.

But it was too late to regret it now, when He Ruge was caught on the spaceship, he still couldn't go to the bathroom.

Not only could he not go to the toilet, but his head had to be shaved.

The idiot villain took out the camera equipment, and a fly-sized machine circled around He Ruge.Then the evil villain took out a sharp machete, no, it was not a simple machete, He Ruge was horrified to find that the knife would glow, and the laser would melt the steel wherever it went.

If the villain shakes his hands, he may be killed on the spot.

"Xi Guican, your little pet is in my hands. If you don't want anything to happen to him, you can take the blame and rebuild my farm." At the beginning of the video, Taotie smiled triumphantly.

He Ruge who was fixed by the mechanical chair: "..." You idiot villain.

But what is a farm?Could it be that Mr. Xi's job is a big farmer?There is a commercial competition with this villain, and then Mr. Xi destroys the villain's farm and makes the villain bankrupt?

Ah, but Mr. Xi's temperament is completely incompatible with raising pigs.

He Ruge imagined that Mr. Xi rolled up his sleeves and stepped into the breeding farm, showing a kind smile to the well-fed meat pigs... He couldn't help but put his own face on the pigs' faces.

In fact, raising pigs and Mr. Xi are compatible to a certain extent.

"Missed?" Tao Tie clicked his tongue.

A strand of black hair fell down on his forehead, and He Ruge felt a chill on the top of his head. He looked at Taotie expressionlessly, and said dirty words ten thousand times in his heart.

Calm down, calm down, take a deep breath.Manly man, but bald, no big deal.Bald will experience such things sooner or later, and he will experience the vicissitudes of life in advance.

He Ruge's reaction was too flat, neither noisy nor disturbing, as if his hair had been cut so that it wasn't his own at all.This didn't make Taotie feel much sense of accomplishment. He squatted down, looked at He Ruge who was fixed by the mechanical chair, and asked curiously, "Why aren't you angry or sad?"

He Ruge: "..."

Unhappily, Taotie shaved He Ruge's haircut with a knife. After finding that He Ruge's eyelids hadn't moved, he didn't continue to shave his head. Instead, he used his fingers to lift the corner of He Ruge's mouth, forcing He Ruge to reveal Fake laugh.

The man's hand was neither light nor heavy, He Ruge felt that his face was going to turn red from being pinched.He missed Mr. Xi again. Mr. Xi had never hit him hard. Even when he was in the shape of a beast to get along with him, he retracted his sharp nails and touched him with the pads of his flesh.

When going out, Mr. Xi is afraid of messing up his hairstyle, even if he wants to touch his head again, Mr. Xi will not rub his head casually.Not to mention shaving your head like this retarded villain!

Thinking of this, He Ruge couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Seeing He Ruge's white eyes, Taotie laughed loudly, "Turn one more."

He Ruge closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

"You turn one more, and I'll let you go to the bathroom." After hearing Taotie's words, He Ruge opened his eyes viciously, and rolled his eyes viciously at the half-squatting villain in front of him.

He has lived for so long, and he has never heard such a cheap request!Why did he write such a stupid villain in the first place? !

The villain laughed wildly as if he had winked at him, and asked He Ruge to go to the bathroom very faithfully.

He Ruge walked to the bathroom vigorously, he was so angry that his liver hurt, especially after going to the bathroom, he wanted to see his current honor, but after jumping up and couldn't look in the mirror, He Ruge's mentality completely collapsed.

He has never missed Mr. Xi like this before!

Xi Guican on this side also received the video from Taotie.The blue eyes under the brim of the hat were as cold as ice, Xi Guican took away the mobile phone held by He Ruge's deskmate, and left the classroom with the expression of the deskmate on the verge of being scared to cry.

He Ruge knows about this plot, and Xi Guican also knows, he is not willing to let He Ruge suffer a little bit, so even if the game suggests that He Ruge go through this plot, Xi Guican still refuses in his heart.

He installed a locator on He Ruge's cell phone, so that whenever He Ruge is kidnapped by Taotie, he can find out.However, man is not as good as God, in the world created by the game, no matter how thoughtful it is, the game will take advantage of loopholes.

Xi Guican finished watching the entire video with a sullen face, and the air pressure around him dropped several degrees.Taotie is now the face of Hang Shikuang, He Ruge shaved Hang Shikuang's hair back then, I don't know if it was a coincidence, but now He Ruge is also shaved by "Hang Shikuang".Xi Guican's heart was broken by the gloomy appearance of the little lover.

Only those who have been bald understand how heartbreaking it is to be bald.

His little lover is still bald this time.

But this incident is not all bad, at least for Xi Guican——He Ruge's favorability for him has increased by three points out of thin air.

After a year of getting along, it is difficult to increase the favorability. No matter whether he takes He Ruge out to play or cooks for himself, He Ruge, who is used to all these things, remains unchanged. It stops at 89 o'clock. It hasn't changed.

No wonder it is said that children need to be rich, and children who are rich will not be easily deceived by bad people's rhetoric.

Xi Guican replied to Taotie: "Yes, as long as you don't hurt him." Naturally, Xi Guican will not help Taotie rebuild the farm. What he has to do now is to stabilize Taotie, and then when the other party relaxes, , Take He Ruge back.

"I want to have a video call with him." Xi Guican made another request, but Taotie flatly refused.

"I have other requirements. You can't cheat him on food. He has no taboos. Except that he can't eat spicy food and doesn't drink alcohol, he can eat everything else. He likes sweets, and he likes egg custard with sugar for breakfast. He likes to drink hot milk, eat fish, crab, and barbecue, and by the way, he likes cold dishes like pig ears..."

The dense texts were sent, and Taotie originally thought that he would reject it straight away, but for some reason, he actually read Xi Guican's message seriously.

Humans on Earth are really fragile creatures.

—Strange, why should I take it so seriously?

I didn't pay attention to what he likes to eat, I pay attention to what he hates to eat. After Tao Tie found a good reason for himself, he was refreshed and began to prepare the food that He Ruge hated the most.

He knows Xi Guican well, and knows that Xi Guican will definitely not rebuild the farm sincerely now, but it doesn't matter, he still holds Xi Guican's weakness in his hands.He wants to see how much this earthling's pet holds in Xi Guican's heart.

So when He Ruge came out, he saw two nutrient solutions, one with bright red peppers and one with alcohol, and asked He Ruge how he could tell—the pungent smell of wine almost covered the peppers Taste it!

"Which one do you want?" Taotie asked.

He Ruge: "..."

How did you get chili and alcohol on the spaceship? !This is not scientific at all!

He Ruge lowered his head and pretended that he didn't see anything, and was going to go around Taotie and stay quietly in the corner.However, the back of his fate was grabbed by Taotie, and the pervert said quietly: "If you don't choose, I will pour both into your mouth."

He Ruge: "..."

cnm did you hear that? ! cnm! cnm! cnm!

He Ruge took a deep breath to prevent himself from getting angry and fainting on the spot.Since you must choose, choose the one that is most acceptable.

The nutrient solution with alcohol looks the same as Gavotte. He Ruge has a poor capacity for drinking, pouring it in a glass. If he is allowed to drink this nutrient solution, he will probably go crazy or pass out.

That does not work.

The one with chili is very spicy for the throat, but the brain will not be spicy.The spiciness is only temporary, and it is definitely not as big as the aftereffects of drinking and getting drunk.After the two weighed the pros and cons, He Ruge said with a stern face, "I want to make it more spicy."

Taotie handed the bright red nutrient solution in front of He Ruge, and when He Ruge's little hand was about to touch it, he suddenly raised the nutrient solution above his head, and looked down at He Ruge from a high position, and said cheaply: "Since you chose to add Spicy nutrient solution, then I can only give you wine-flavored nutrient solution."

The nutrient solution filled with the pungent smell of wine came to He Ruge's eyes, "Drink it." Taotie ordered.

He Ruge: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Mr. Xi, where are you? !

Finally seeing He Ruge's broken expression, Taotie started the camera again to shoot, "Hurry up, don't force me to do it."

The heavens will send great tasks to the people, and they must first work hard on their minds and muscles... He Ruge began to hypnotize himself, he took the nutrient solution with humiliation, and wanted to save it before drinking, "I don't know how to drink."

Taotie's black eyes were full of malice, he pinched He Ruge's face, and after pinching out a few red marks, he said in a drawn out tone, "So what?"

Yes, so what.

Why would he say such weak words to this idiot villain.This person is not Mr. Xi, not the Mr. Xi who cooks for him, reads bedtime stories to him every night, and kneels down to send him shoelaces.

The broken arm of someone who doesn't care is not as painful as the finger cut by someone who cares.

These days Mr. Xi pampered him unconditionally, He Ruge began to take this love for granted, so that he ignored the little things that Mr. Xi did for him every day.

He Ruge panicked in his heart, he stretched out his hand to slap Taotie's hand away, but Taotie's strength was astonishing, like cast iron, He Ruge's strength could only be regarded as tickling for the other party.

Mr. Xi's strength must be stronger than this idiot villain, but Mr. Xi never hurts him with great strength, but hugs him.

He missed Mr. Xi... He Ruge looked down at his toes.

He felt that he might be about to cry, He Ruge before time travel was never a crying bag, he would not cry no matter how difficult the situation was.

Because he knows that no one will watch when he cries, so this kind of crying is meaningless.But now He Ruge is getting more and more childish by Mr. Xi, it seems that he has really become a child of He Ruge.

Don't worry about basic necessities of life, don't worry about your studies, and don't worry about the future.

The small camera circled around He Ruge, and when He Ruge thought of Mr. Xi looking at him worriedly at the other end of the video, he pursed his lips and suddenly his eyes turned red.

Taotie looked at the little earthling pet who was finally bullied and cried by him, feeling a little dazed.He clearly wanted to see this stern-faced earthling cub cry, but when he was about to cry, Taotie was not very happy.

He Ruge aggressively snatched the nutrient solution from Taotie's hand, closed his eyes, and gulped down the nutrient solution.

The alcohol-added nutrient solution was poured into the throat, as if a fire was burning, and it was burning hot from the throat to the stomach.

After He Ruge poured a glass down, his drinking capacity also decreased. If the adult He Ruge poured in a glass, then he is now drinking in one gulp.

The glass bottle slipped from the palm of his hand and smashed to pieces on the ground.

He Ruge was dizzy, and he could only see double images when he looked at anything. He staggered and couldn't stand still, and fell to the ground with a snap.

Taotie subconsciously wanted to reach out to grab He Ruge, but when he realized that his purpose was to abuse He Ruge, the black-haired officer withdrew his hand in a daze, his body stiffened like a stone sculpture.

The high concentration of alcohol was very high, and He Ruge's face turned red in no time, like a peach that was so tender that water could be squeezed out. Even a dog-eating hairstyle couldn't hide He Ruge's cuteness.

He Ruge held his rosy cheeks in his hands, wondering why everything he saw was spinning, he hiccupped in a bewilderment, and saw the military boots and trousers in front of him.

In a world full of ghosts, the uniform of an admiral is not much different from that of a marshal.After all, He Ruge couldn't count the number of stars on the epaulettes. The little stars he saw had their own double images, which perfectly fit the lyrics:

"Twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of small stars, hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like many small eyes~"

He Ruge couldn't help but sang out, the voice of a child is childish, but once singing, the childish voice will become the unique and beautiful voice of a mermaid.Even if he didn't use his spiritual power, his singing voice was still as beautiful as the sound of nature.

In reality, Taotie was once obsessed with the mermaid's natural voice.

The black-haired officer couldn't believe the singing he heard, he squatted down slowly and looked at the drunken He Ruge.

The little drunk hiccupped again when he saw him. Instead of continuing to sing, he looked at him with drunken eyes and asked stupidly, "Mr. Xi, why did you dye your hair?"

The child's voice was soft, and his hands were also soft.He walked over unsteadily, and pulled Taotie's hair, maybe because he was drunk, he did it lightly, and the pulling made Taotie's scalp a little painful.

He would suspect that this earthling was pretending to be drunk on purpose.But those moist black eyes were not malicious at all, like the night sky washed by water.

"Mr. Xi, can you transform tiger ears and let me touch them?"

Taotie is shaped like a sheep's body and a human face, with eyes in the armpits and tiger teeth and human hands.He didn't have tiger ears, but he had horns, and by some strange coincidence, he conjured up horns.

The huge ram horn general hat was pushed out, and the snow-white ram horns protruded from the black hair, and the ram horn bent into a mosquito coil was placed on Taotie's head in a strange and harmonious way.

He Ruge stood on tiptoe and touched the horns, then shook his head and commented: "Well, the ears have grown and become hard..."

The warm smell of alcohol spewed out of his mouth, which was not unpleasant.

The horns are not tactile, logically speaking, no matter how Ruge touches it, Taotie will not feel anything.But at this moment, he seemed to really feel the temperature of the other party.

This feeling is not annoying, it is very novel, and I even want to be touched again.

"Mr. Xi, take me home..." the earthling pet murmured, with a hint of pleading in his eyes.

Taotie suddenly remembered that someone said that the reason why he likes to keep pets is because he likes the way pets look at their owners, the admiring, loving and pure eyes, as if you are his whole world.

His heart was hit by a strange feeling again.Before Taotie had time to think about what this feeling was, the pet fell into a drowsy sleep.

He hugged this earthling pet, and stood there for a long time. He stretched out his hand and pinched the pet's face. It was smooth to the touch, as if made of water, and it was easy to leave fingerprints on the face, which were blue and destroyed. the original skin color.

Taotie withdrew his hand.

Earthlings are very delicate, and they cannot be pinched randomly, and they may die if they are pinched.I still want to keep him to torture Xi Guican, so I can't pinch him casually, I have to control my strength well, if I pinch him to death, I can't threaten Xi Guican.

Taotie finds a reason for his abnormal behavior.He put this Earthling pet in his bedroom.

There is only one bed in the spaceship.Taotie didn't prepare a sleeping place for this pet, he originally decided to let this earthling sleep on the floor.

But people on earth are very delicate, what if they sleep on the floor and die?

After thinking about it, Taotie reluctantly gave up his bed to this pet, and then he stood by the bed, looking at the little pet with a flushed face.

The other party did not sleep soundly, and was still chanting "Mr. Xi" in his sleep.

Taotie inexplicably felt that the word "Mr. Xi" was extremely harsh, and he thought that he might really hate Xi Guican and this Chiong Qi.At first, he wanted to eat this Qiongqi and gain the opponent's strength, but he tried for a long time but failed in the end.

It doesn't matter if he fails, he set up a breeding farm, so that he can barely fill his stomach.In the end, it was destroyed by Qiongqi again...

The black-haired officer frowned, and he stretched out his hand to cover the little pet's mouth. Unexpectedly, the pet's face was too small, and his hand could cover the pet's entire face.

It's so small, so fragile, why would someone like waste pets like earthlings?

The temperature from the palm is hot, and the little pet's weak breathing.Taotie suddenly remembered the materials he had read about people on Earth, as if a high body temperature meant illness.

He turned on the optical brain and checked the information for a while, and found that cubs of earthlings should not drink alcohol. Drinking alcohol affects IQ and is not good for the body. They should drink pure milk or egg whites as soon as possible to reduce alcohol absorption.You can also drink boiled water and rice porridge for the cubs, so that the alcohol can be quickly excreted and the stomach and intestines can be protected.

Taotie stared at the information on the light screen for a long time, and recalled what Xi Guican told him in his mind, that this earthling likes to drink hot milk.

He just gave him hot milk because he was afraid that the earthling's pet would drink to death.After Taotie untied himself, he brought hot milk for the pet to drink.

However, the other party was so drunk that he couldn't even open his eyes, let alone open his mouth to drink milk.Taotie was silent for a long time, he used a spoon to feed the other party, he was inexperienced in breastfeeding for the first time, so he stuffed the hot milk into He Ruge's mouth.

He Ruge reflexively gave Taotie a "ahhhhhh".

Taotie put down the cup with a gloomy expression, wiped his face with his hands, his hands were full of milk stains, his temples were protruding, as if they were going to explode in the next second, but looking at the heartless little boy on the bed After petting, Taotie forcibly held back the bad temper that was about to erupt.

He frowned and blew the milk warm. When he went to feed the little pet again this time, the other party didn't spray him in the face.It took a lot of effort, and finally after feeding the hot milk, Tao Tie looked at the sleeping little pet and felt that he must have been bewitched just now.

He stared at He Ruge complicatedly for three or four hours.In the end, Taotie edited the video of He Ruge drinking and adding alcohol, cutting out the part where He Ruge mistook him for Xi Guican after getting drunk, and then sent a new pet abuse video to Xi Guican.

……

When He Ruge woke up again, he had come to an alien planet and was locked in an iron cage.There are soft blankets and many small toys inside the iron cage, but this cannot conceal the fact that it is an iron cage.

He Ruge only felt a pain in the head when he woke up, and it took three seconds to realize that he was locked up by the idiot villain.But for some reason, he could taste a little bit of milk when he smashed his mouth.

Must be an illusion.

There was surveillance in the small room, and as soon as He Ruge woke up, that idiot villain appeared, holding a nutrient solution with pepper in his hand.

He Ruge saw that the nutrient solution was full of dirty words, and he felt that if he stayed in the hands of this villain for a few more days, he would suffer from stomach problems at a young age.

When will Mr. Xi come to save him?He Ruge missed Mr. Xi more and more.

After noticing He Ruge's guarded and disgusted expression, Taotie suddenly stopped in his tracks.

He Ruge turned around and turned his back to Taotie, out of sight and out of mind, while looking at the wall, he emptied his mind to think about the plot.

He Ruge's original plot was that the heroine was rescued by the heroine on the third day after being captured by the villain.If the plot doesn't change much, he can endure it for another two or three days before being picked up by Mr. Xi.

He still remembered that the villain started to transform into a human slave on the second day. At that time, as long as the heroine cried, she would not be "abused" by the villain, but she couldn't pretend to be too pitiful, because if she was too pitiful, the villain would want to "Compensating" the heroine, his compensation is no different from abuse.

When the villain becomes a slave to the earth, he can make some small requests, and these innocuous small requests are usually not rejected by the villain.

Thinking of this, He Ruge rekindled his desire to survive.He turned his head slowly, and whispered to the black-haired officer outside the cage: "I don't want to drink this nutrient solution, it hurts my stomach, my stomach is not good." In fact, there is nothing wrong with He Ruge's stomach, he just casually Talk about it, test the villain's current attitude towards him.

"...Squeamish." The mocking sentence spit out from the villain's mouth. Although his face was full of impatience, the villain actually changed to a nutrient solution, the one without any condiments.

He Ruge was flattered for a moment.

He remembered Stockholm Syndrome and suddenly understood those people.But when he thought of his shaved hair, He Ruge couldn't develop a good impression of this villain.

To be really nice to a person should be like Mr. Xi.This nutrient solution is probably something developed by aliens, and it tastes tasteless.He Ruge misses the meal with Mr. Xi, sometimes Mr. Xi will cook by himself, the barbecue made by Mr. Xi is delicious, sometimes the chef will do it.

No matter what kind, He Ruge ate very happily.

After drinking the nutrient solution, He Ruge wanted to go to the bathroom again... Why does a human being have to eat, drink, and sleep, and spend a quarter of his life sleeping?When He Ruge wrote the article, he never mentioned that the male and female protagonists need convenience. Sure enough, paper talents are the most perfect existence.

"I want to go to the bathroom." He Ruge whispered.

"Sing me a song, and you can only leave the cage after singing." The villain made a new request.

Rolling your eyes is worse than singing, He Ruge is not in the mood to sing to the black-haired officer in front of him, but he has to bow his head under the eaves.He picked a song at random and sang it.Mr. Xi told him that instilling spiritual power in the throat will inspire the singing of the mermaid.

But singing to this retarded villain doesn't need to be so particular, He Ruge looked at Taotie after hastily singing.

Taotie opened the iron cage and let He Ruge out.

The room was very dark, and the lights were clearly turned on... No, He Ruge suddenly noticed that the shadow of the black-haired officer under the light was very large and long, like a bloated monster.The huge shadow not only covered the floor, but also swallowed the walls and ceiling, so the whole room looked extremely dark.

He Ruge's back shivered, as if he had slipped into a horror novel.

After the door was opened, the corridor was narrow and dark, with only a small window at the end of the corridor.He Ruge tentatively walked towards the window, and when he found that the villain didn't stop him, he breathed a sigh of relief and stood in the only corner with light.

The shadow monster seemed to be afraid of the light, so it didn't chase after it.

He Ruge really wanted to see the scenery outside the window, but he was not tall enough to see anything.Standing by the window, He Ruge thought of "Rapunzel", but unfortunately he didn't have long hair, only a bald head like a dog chewed it, and he couldn't put his hair down from the window to make a ladder to pull his Mr. Xi up.

There is a bathroom around the corner, He Ruge wants to take a bath by the way, he was forced to drink yesterday, and now his whole body smells of alcohol.He Ruge didn't want to report to this mentally handicapped villain even when taking a bath, and was also afraid that the villain would break into the door suddenly.This kind of situation is very likely to happen, after all, this villain does not take an unusual path, even going to the toilet to arrest people...

"I want to take a bath." He Ruge said.

The black-haired officer folded his arms and glanced at him, "Trouble."

Taking a shower is a normal thing, okay?Could it be that this villain only takes a bath once a month?He Ruge complained silently in his heart.

He really wanted to change his clothes, but after thinking about it, forget it.Although the clothes he is wearing now smell of alcohol, when he thinks of talking to that villain, He Ruge would rather endure the current school uniform.

He adjusted the water temperature and took a comfortable bath, because becoming a prototype would relax the body, so He Ruge secretly transformed into a mermaid form, with a chubby fish tail swaying gently in the water, He Ruge is already used to the shape of a fish tail Existence, he looked at the water, and suddenly saw his thick black hair.

Wait, He Ruge suddenly realized that he forgot one thing.That is, once he turns into a mermaid form, his hair will automatically grow longer and reach his waist.The hair that was originally shaved by the villain grew back, black and shiny, so wouldn't He Ruge be exposed?

Intuition told him that exposing himself as a mermaid in front of the villain would definitely do more harm than good.

The only thing that can comfort He Ruge now is that his hair will shrink and become shorter when he changes from a mermaid form to a human form.

He grasped the last hope, turned into a human form again, and found sadly that his hair had become shorter, but he was not as bald as he was at the beginning. The current short hair was the length before he was shaved by the villain.

Although I will never be bald, but now I don't really want this skill.

He Ruge soaked in the bathtub unrequitedly, worrying about his hair being too thick for the first time.

There was a knock on the door outside the bathroom, which was the villain urging him to come out quickly.He Ruge could only hope that the other party's eyes were lame, but he didn't find anything different about him.

What should come will always come, He Ruge opened the door pretending to be calm, and met the villain's dark eyes.

Taotie saw that this little pet had washed himself completely white, like a steamed stuffed bun just out of the cage.He reluctantly found an advantage of the people on earth, he can eat and bathe by himself, so he doesn't need to bother too much.

But when Taotie looked at this little pet, he always felt that something was wrong.

What is wrong?He was lost in thought.After a long time, Taotie said softly, "How did your hair grow back?"

He Ruge: "..."

I'm just a kid and I don't know anything.

"Answer me." Taotie's voice suddenly increased, and the shadow monster on the soles of its feet also opened its mouth wide, wanting to devour people.

He Ruge pretended to be dead.

Taotie sneered and said, "Don't answer me? Very good." He lifted He Ruge onto the mechanical chair like a chicken, fixed He Ruge, and then took off He Ruge's shoes.

He Ruge's short legs couldn't touch the ground, and he kicked Taotie a few times with his little feet hanging in the air.

The blood-red demon pattern wrapped around the ankle, Taotie stared at He Ruge's demon pattern thoughtfully.

He Ruge has no idea what Taotie is going to do, when the camera surrounds him to shoot, a terrible idea pops up in He Ruge's mind...

Would this villain want to chop off his feet? !

Under He Ruge's horrified gaze, Taotie took out a feather, and cruelly placed the feather on the sole of He Ruge's feet, shaking it rapidly.

Earth-shattering laughter resounded through the room.

He Ruge: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

cnm! The evil villain cnm, did you hear that? !

He Ruge laughed so hard that tears were about to fall out, the tears fell like pearls with a broken string, this is not a metaphor...

The crackling pearls fell to the ground, Taotie grabbed a pearl from the ground, and said to He Ruge, "Explain?"

He Ruge: "..."

I'm just a little mermaid and I don't know anything.

"Mermaid?" Taotie narrowed his eyes, "Turn into a mermaid and let me see."

He Ruge continued to pretend to be dead, thinking ten thousand times that Mr. Xi would appear quickly.

The villain stared at He Ruge for a long time, then got up and left without warning. Just when He Ruge thought that the other party was going to let him go, the black-haired officer came back with a box.

He Ruge had an ominous premonition in his heart.

A box of spiritual stones appeared in front of He Ruge's eyes, a rich aroma filled the air, Tao Tie grabbed a handful of spiritual stones and stuffed them into He Ruge's mouth.

He Ruge was forced to absorb a lot of spiritual energy, and the spiritual energy ran wildly in his body, and rushed towards He Ruge's legs.

Taotie released He Ruge from the restraint of the mechanical chair, and looked at He Ruge quietly with black eyes like abysses. No one knew what he was thinking. There was the deepest malice in his eyes, but there were also many inexplicable emotions. .

When the little mermaid appeared, her black eyes lit up, it was the inevitable desire.

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Xi Guican drove the mecha towards Eleven Stars at top speed.

He Ruge was forced to drink alcoholic nutrient solution, and the little aggrieved expression of He Ruge being cut into a bald head kept appearing in his mind.

His blue eyes were as cold as ice, and red flames surged under the ice.

He located the coordinates of Taotie through the video sent by Taotie, and when Xi Guican left his destination