What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

The chubby little mermaid’s tail echoes the baby’s fat little face, the light red pointed ears go through the soft hair, the hair is long to the waist, the little mermaid is sleeping soundly, and the long eyelashes are stained with broken jade beads child-like water droplets.

【Favorite】: He Ruge likes you very much, favorability degree is 88

[Awakened]: Your little mermaid suddenly appeared

Xi Guican pushed open the bathroom door, and this was what he saw.The head of the little mermaid is crooked, and the length of the fish tail is the same as that of the little short legs, but the width has become more than twice as fast, so it looks chubby.

In the sweet strawberry smell, there is a very light mermaid fragrance floating up and down in the humid air, this strange fragrance pours into the tip of the nose, making Xi Guican's pale cheeks suddenly blush as if on fire, and his heart pounding Bang jumps extremely fast.

The sentences that popped up in my mind were those that Xi Guican came across online during this period of time:

#Show cute and shameful#

#My lover is crying for me every day after becoming small#

#Want to lick a fish tail, am I a pervert#

#Children can't hold it when they see it#

Xi Guican saw that He Ruge's mermaid form was elegant and beautiful before, but he never thought that a mermaid could be round and cute. The former has a beauty that can only be seen from a distance, but the latter just wants people to put it in a big fish tank. This little cutie is fed and petted every day.

He stood there blankly, slowly stretched out his hand to cover his left chest, and tested the temperature of his forehead with the back of his hand.After confirming that his brain was not spoiled by cuteness, Xi Guican walked lightly to the bathtub, squatted down and looked at the little lover.

The fish fins are completely different from the chubby fish tail. The dark red fish fins flutter slightly like tulle in the water, and each scale emits a lustrous light.

Unable to control himself, Xi Guican stretched out a finger, and touched the smooth scales with extremely light force.However, what Xi Guican didn't expect was that the young little mermaid was extremely sensitive, except for the gentle touch like water, the rest of the contact would wake the other person up.

The short and powerful fish tail flicked suddenly, splashing water all over Xi Guican's face. He wiped his face with his hands, and met the little lover's terrified expression.

At the same time, a series of "favorability -1" rushed out from the top of He Ruge's head.

"What are you going to do?! Why did I become like this?!" Xiao Naiyin trembled with fear.

"I can explain..." However, before Xi Guican could explain, the little mermaid swayed its tail nimbly, swam to the corner of the bathtub in the blink of an eye, and buried her face in the water as if to deceive herself. Can leave Xi Guican's field of vision.

He Ruge had a dream. He dreamed that he had turned into a mermaid and was jumping happily in the water. A big white tiger suddenly rushed over and opened its bloody mouth at him.He Ruge woke up suddenly, unexpectedly opened his eyes and looked up to see Mr. Xi's magnified face, and looked down to see his own fish tail!

The big red fish tail is mixed with a few wisps of cloud-like silvery white in the middle.What is suffocating is that the tail of this fish is still very short, short and fat, and it looks very fat.

This reminded He Ruge of a poem: "Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, peach blossoms flow in water and mandarin fishes are fat."

Ah ah ah ah ah!What is even more suffocating is that Mr. Xi's animal form is a white tiger!carnivore!The other party also said that he likes to eat fish.

He Ruge was so frightened that he hid in the corner of the bathtub farthest from Mr. Xi.

He Ruge found that he had always taken it for granted. He thought that when he transmigrated into a romance novel, Mr. Xi’s appearance was very similar to the male protagonist. It was for this reason that he was adopted.

But if you think about it carefully, there is another possibility.That is, Mr. Xi wants to raise food reserves, just like some people buy pigs and want to buy pet pigs, but some people want to buy meat pigs.

The reason for adopting orphans may be because Mr. Xi likes to eat little mermaids, just like witches like to eat children.

Mr. Xi, who eats people from the earth, adopts He Ruge, who has stored food, and uses strange spirit stones to transform He Ruge's body, turning him into a plump mermaid. When the innocent little mermaid is sleeping, he swallows it in one gulp...

terrible!

He Ruge came out of the water and looked deeply at Mr. Xi whose face was splashed with water, feeling hopeless and sad in his heart.He was so bewildered by Mr. Xi, and now even if he saw through Mr. Xi's plot, it would be useless.

In addition, he just splashed water on Mr. Xi's face, so Mr. Xi must have been angered by now.He shouldn't be so impulsive. In the case of disparity in force, the weaker side must learn to lie dormant and endure, so as to win a chance... But it's too late to say anything now.

The little red face that was originally red due to anger lost its color. After He Ruge found that he could do nothing to save himself, he slumped in the bathtub like an over-cured salted fish. He closed his eyes and was not ready to struggle.

Although he can still make a few small water splashes after struggling, it is just a few small water splashes.It would be better to die with dignity, maybe you can travel back after death, his pit has not been filled yet.

He Ruge, who enjoyed the life of Michong during this time, finally remembered the readers who were waiting to be fed in the pit.

but……

He Ruge suddenly opened his eyes to look at Mr. Xi, and said stubbornly: "I want to touch the meat pad." The big meat pad that I have been thinking about for a long time, if I can touch it once before I die, I will not regret it.

To He Ruge's surprise, the face of Mr. Xi in front of him was also pale, and the two salted fish who had lost their dreams looked at each other in blank dismay.

Xi Guican's dream had already been shattered into dregs together with the deducted 90 favorability points. He couldn't figure out how he would lose so much favorability with a poke of his hand.

[Fear]: He Ruge is afraid that you will eat him, favorability -2

It turns out that the degree of favorability can be a negative number - this is Xi Guican's first thought. After the shock, he feels a deep sense of grievance. How could he hurt He Ruge?Xi Guican couldn't argue with anything.

After hearing He Ruge's request, Xi Guican, whose intestines were full of regrets, seemed like a drowning man grabbing the last straw.

Mr. Xi turned into a big white tiger in a hurry, and offered his claws to the little mermaid graciously. The big pink meat pad was like a soft pillow, and a tiger claw was bigger than the face of the little mermaid. He Ruge pinched left and poked right, Wet fingers left marks on the pads.

Squeezing and pinching, He Ruge, who was already lying flat to death, suddenly ignited the desire to survive.He hasn't stroked a cat's tail to verify the truth of "twisting a cat's tail can make a cat achieve indescribable happiness", nor has he pinched a cat's balls that feel explosive. Wouldn't it be a pity to pass away like this.Who knows if there are cute kittens in heaven?

The little mermaid sniffed, raised her face and showed a flattering smile to the big white tiger, and asked childishly, "Are you hungry?"

The big white tiger shook his head flattered.

The two small hands held the tiger's claws with a little difficulty, and the black eyes looked at the big white tiger timidly. The little mermaid whispered: "If you are hungry in the future, just tell me and I will feed you strawberries." Eating, there is also a psychological preparation.

After seeing the big white tiger nodding wildly, He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief.He found that Mr. Xi didn't seem to have any plans to eat him at the moment, maybe he thought he wasn't old enough, and he had to be fed before eating?

"You lost control of your emotions just now and didn't listen to my explanation." The big white tiger looked down at the little mermaid in the bathtub, his blue eyes filled with helplessness and sadness, "Actually...you are not human." He stopped after saying the first sentence. Standing down, he held his breath and looked at He Ruge's reaction.

This game world is mainly for Ruge's service. He Ruge has lost all memories of "Xi Guican" and forgot that he is a monster. Xi Guican can only carefully protect the other party's worldview. After his favorability is higher, he will reveal some information.

Unexpectedly, things are impermanent, He Ruge awakened faster than Xi Guican expected, and even misunderstood him.If the misunderstanding cannot be eliminated, then it is even more impossible to increase the favorability. What Xi Guican can do now is to shake out a little truth within the acceptable range of He Ruge.

Compared with various truths such as traveling to the interstellar because of a love game, being Bai Ze in the previous life, and the enemy being Taotie, not being human sounds like nothing unusual.

However, Xi Guican obviously overestimated He Ruge's psychological endurance. He Ruge, who had been a human being for more than [-] years, was suddenly deprived of his status as a human being.

"How is it possible, I am not a human, am I still a fish?" He muttered to himself.

"...You and I have similar identities." Mr. Xi said.

Same identity?Could it be that my true identity is an alien who accidentally fell to the earth?This is too ridiculous.However, time travel has happened, and it seems that there is nothing unusual about not being human.He Ruge can only comfort himself like this in his heart.And if Mr. Xi is telling the truth, then Mr. Xi probably won't eat him.

Favorability slowly rises back.

He Ruge lowered his head to look at his chubby fish tail, stretched out his hand to touch it, and retracted his hand the moment he touched it, but the itchy aftertaste remained like ripples on the fish tail.This fish tail is full of sensitive spots, He Ruge wants to turn back into legs, among other things, if he doesn't change into a human, then he will have to sleep in the bathtub tonight.

"Mr. Xi, how can I change my legs?" The little mermaid asked eagerly, even though he had deducted so much favorability from Xi Guican in a moody way, when Xi Guican looked into his watery black eyes, The hundred-smelting steel in his heart also turned into soft fingers.

"You have just transformed into a human form, so you can't skillfully complete the transformation into animal form and human form. Eat more spirit stones to accumulate spiritual power, and try to transform into different forms a few more times. This kind of thing is not difficult. Practice makes perfect." Xi Gui After speaking patiently, Can put the spirit stone in her paw for the little mermaid to suck.

The little mermaid, like a little koi seeing the bait, buried her face in the big white tiger's claws, and sucked it up earnestly at the spirit stone.

The comfort brought by the influx of spiritual energy into the body made the little mermaid squint her eyes happily, and her fiery red tail swayed unconsciously.Maybe it's because of the soft mouth, "favorability +1" appears slowly like bubbles.

"Try to transfer the spiritual energy in your body to the fish's tail, and imagine the appearance of your legs in your mind." Xi Guican said persuasively.

He Ruge tried to do it according to Mr. Xi's instructions. He only felt that when the tail became hot, the chubby fish tail turned into short legs, and the pink and tender little Ruge between the two short legs was also exposed in front of Mr. Xi's eyes. .

He Ruge: "..."

I'm going to be autistic.