What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

One, two, three... ten gluttonous carriers.

Including Xiang Zhongzheng and Mao Zhengqi, there are a total of ten Taotie carriers, all of them have been awakened.

"You really look like a dog now, Qiongqi." Ten voices with different timbres sounded in the same mocking tone, as neatly as one person said.

Xi Guican silently watched the enemy in front of him through the iron cage, as if he didn't expect Taotie to surround him in such a way.Ten carriers means ten hunger and madness.When he and He Ruge destroyed Taotie's breeding farm, they cut off most of Taotie's food sources.Now Taotie controls ten carriers in one go, and consumes a lot of energy. The only option is to fight quickly, otherwise the nutrition will not be able to keep up.

Ten carriers...

Now that he is attached to Xuanwulian's body, his strength has been weakened by half, which is no different from Taotie's current level.

In addition, Taotie also has the home court advantage, and the dark environment where you can't see your fingers, makes shadow monsters everywhere.

Dark red vertical pupils appeared in Xi Guican's eyes, his bones cracked and crackled, and he transformed from a weak animal shape into a thin human shape almost instantly, his empty sleeves dangled slightly in the air, intact Holding the iron cage with the other hand, the muscles were as strong and strong as a marble sculpture at the moment of exerting force. He tore the iron cage, stepped on the wall with one foot, twisted and rushed to the nearest one. Gluttonous carrier!

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He Ruge was sitting in the room typing, Zhizhi was lying on the back of his hand, his small black eyes were ignorantly looking at the words on the light screen.

The plot of "I Became Strong" progressed to the first rebirth of the protagonist Gong, who was possessed by the first small high-level person in the military. And die in battle—

He was cheated to death.

The boss of the small high-level boss deliberately gave the Zerg a head, which defeated the federal army that had been advancing all the way.Except for those federal soldiers who died in vain, no one found out that there was a shady scene in this battle.

Even if the truth was told, who would believe it?The Federation actually deliberately lost to the Zerg?Savage Zerg without any intelligence? !This is simply nonsense!

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The inspiration for this update comes from Xi Guican. Xi Guican told He Ruge that the reason why Wu Chengdeng supported the Star Wars live broadcast was because Wu Chengdeng suspected that the first few battles of the first Star Wars were the Federation deliberately losing to the Zerg. .

Perhaps there was some kind of deal between Taotie and the Queen of Worms.He Ruge guessed like this.

"Zhi?" Seeing that He Ruge stopped coding, Zhizhi, who had been quietly acting as a hand pendant, made a suspicious voice.

"I'm writing a novel." He Ruge said softly.After he posted the latest update, he saw many questioning comments:

"What happened? The hero died again?!"

"How could the Federation deliberately lose to the Zerg? It's too fake. Do you have common sense as the author? I know the novel is impractical, but you are insulting my IQ by writing this!"

"Smell of conspiracy, nervous"

"How will the 20th be reborn in the next chapter?"

"Why do I feel that this battle seems to have a prototype?"

He Ruge glanced at the extremely lively comment area, because his live broadcast has its own traffic, which has attracted huge traffic to the novel. At this time, the number of favorites is an astonishing number, and the comments are refreshed from time to time, breaking through a thousand in one fell swoop.

...I really didn't expect that I could receive so many comments in my lifetime.He Ruge turned off the interface of the novel, and held Zhizhi in his hands to teach him Interplanetary Language.

"Do you know what to call me?"

The baby treasure hunting mouse in the palm tilted its head and whispered softly, "Gege?"

"Zhizhi is so smart!" He Ruge praised Zhizhi with a smile, and taught Zhizhi a few simple daily vocabulary.

He already liked Zhizhi, but after knowing Zhizhi's life experience, He Ruge loved Zhizhi even more.Because Fuxi told He Ruge that Zhizhi can choose his future family, which means that Zhizhi can also choose He Ruge.

As a future director of the orphanage who wants to be the father of all the cuties, if Zhizhi chooses He Ruge, then He Ruge will not adopt Zhizhi in his own name, but let Zhizhi join the "Return to Can Yuge" extended family.

So He Ruge decided to ask Zhizhi to make a video call with everyone in Class 1 of Land Primary School, so that the cubs can get to know each other and cultivate their relationship.No matter whether Zhizhi chooses He Ruge or not, he can make new friends through this opportunity.

Zhizhi, who is regarded as a treasure hunting tool, has no friends yet.Thinking of this, He Ruge couldn't help sighing.

"Zhizhi, do you want to meet new friends?" He Ruge asked.

The treasure hunter cub in the palm hesitated: "...friend?" He didn't have the concept of friends.

"A friend is a little partner who can play with you, talk with you, share food, happiness and sorrow with you." He Ruge tried to explain what a friend is in words that Zhizhi can understand.

Zhizhi was silent for a while, and suddenly jumped from He Ruge's palm into He Ruge's pocket.Just when He Ruge thought that Zhizhi didn't want to meet new friends.The treasure hunting mouse's small head suddenly popped out of its pocket, and at this moment, Zhizhi's cheeks were bulging, as if something was stuffed.

The little claw spread out under his mouth, Zhizhi spit out a few nuts from his mouth, and soon there was some food on the little claw, Zhizhi looked up at He Ruge with bright little eyes, and said cautiously: "Friend .”

He Ruge told Zhizhi that friends are friends who can play with him, talk with him, and share food, happiness and sorrow with you.

Friends, it sounds like a very good thing.

But Zhizhi doesn't know how to play with his friends, he doesn't know how to talk, he is a "little dumb" who can't speak Interstellar Common Language, and Zhizhi doesn't know how to share abstract things like happiness and sadness. Think the only thing you can do is share food.

I'll give you all the delicious food, will you be friends with me?This is the subtext that Zhizhi didn't say.

He Ruge looked at the nervous treasure hunting mouse cub, his eyes suddenly became soft, "Zhizhi will definitely have many friends."

"Does Zhizhi know what to say when meeting a friend?"

The treasure hunter cub shook his head blankly. He heard He Ruge's gentle voice, "You have to say——Hi everyone, I'm Zhizhi, and I want to be friends with you."

Sentences that are too long are difficult for Zhizhi. He Ruge repeated it more than a dozen times, and Zhizhi repeated it stumblingly, like a stuck repeater, finally able to complete the sentence.After He Ruge was sure that Zhizhi could speak, he opened the video call.

The video call was quickly connected, and the cubs rushed to say hello to He Ruge. It was unknown who was the first to discover the treasure hunting mouse cub in He Ruge's palm. The cubs were either curious or jealous. Get up, "Who is he? Why can he be hugged by Ruge?!"

The sudden uproar scared Zhizhi into a ball, and he lay down on He Ruge's palm in fear and pretended to be dead. The cubs in Class 1 of Land Primary School were all stunned by Zhizhi's proficient feigning skills.

"Why is he motionless? Is he sick?" Xiong Xinhao asked puzzled.

"I think he must be sleepy, like me." The baby sloth yawned.

"Ah, I remembered, he is the cub that Ruge told us before." Ruan Ruan said suddenly, last time He Ruge mentioned Zhi Zhi in his reply to them.The other cubs also remembered after hearing Ruan Ruan's words.

"It turned out to be this Zhizhi!"

"In the photo I sent last time, he was lying in his pocket, and I couldn't even see what he looked like."

"Zhizhi looks so small, he is smaller than the youngest kid in our class!"

"Is Squeaky a hamster? Why is his tail golden?"

"Zhizhi is really motionless."

The cubs are like a hundred thousand whys, they not only ask all kinds of questions, but every sentence is inseparable from Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi.

The little golden tail trembled twice, pretending to be dead all the time. Hearing the familiar "cheep" sound from so many people, and the tone was not malicious, he couldn't help but quietly raised his head. Look at the room full of furries in the light screen.

Those fluffy ones also looked at Zhizhi with curious eyes, their big eyes meet small eyes, the scene is very cute.He Ruge couldn't help laughing, and he said to the cubs in Class [-] of Land Primary School: "Hello, everyone."

Zhizhi, who had practiced for a long time, heard "Hello, everyone" reflexively, "Da, hello everyone, I am Zhi, Zhizhi, and I want to be friends with you." The childish voice trembled slightly.

"Big stupid bear, you see that he stutters just like you when he speaks." Bad Cuckoo No. [-] mocked mercilessly.

"Friend? Do you think anyone can be my friend? Hmph." Bad Gugu No. [-] said coldly.

"Is your name Zhizhi, or Zhizhizhi?" Xiong Xinhao was seriously asking for the name of his new friend.

After He Ruge stroked Zhizhi's back to appease Zhizhi's emotions, he said to the two bad googoos: "Zhizhi has a lot of delicious food, and only Zhizhi's friends can share the food with him." The nuts held by Squeaky's paws are for everyone to see.

Bad Gu Gu No. [-] dismissed it: "Am I the kind of Gu Gu who casually makes friends with others because of food?"

Bad Cuckoo No. [-]'s eyes glowed: "Very good, Zhizhi, we are friends from today on!"