What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

This animation reveals a lot of things. The gray dove represents Shangchao Qi, which can detect the traces of bad guys. The elephant represents Xiang Zhongzheng. Stunning the bad guy means making the bad guy lose the ability to resist. The mouse represents Mao Zhengqi. He eats the bad guy's body and represents What?

Use flesh as soil, water it with blood, and let the flower of sin bear good fruit.

What does it mean?

He Ruge fell into deep thought.

"This animation tells us that Shang Chaoqi, Xiang Zhongzheng and Mao Zhengqi are partners. In the animation, the gray pigeon stood in the shadows at the beginning, perhaps to hide itself and hide in the dark to collect information. Then the animation At the end, the shadow where the gray dove was located became bigger and turned into a monster... eh, no!" He Ruge suddenly raised his volume.

"The shadow of the gray dove didn't suddenly grow larger, but gradually grew larger. At first the shadow was small. After the elephant appeared, the shadow became larger. When the rat gnawed on the corpse, the shadow became larger. .”

"Glutton feeds on negative emotions. Is it because the pigeons, elephants, and rats have a lot of negative emotions and gradually feed the gluttons? I remember that when we completed the task of the web of desire, the game said that 80.00% of the food sources of the gluttons were cut off. So the task we are doing now is to destroy the remaining 20.00%?"

The game prompt sounded again:

[The end of the plot]

【Games start】

[Please select the game mode:

"Decryption Mode": This is a tragedy caused by a notebook

"Adventure Mode": This is a tragedy caused by a dead pigeon]

When he saw the diary, Xi Guican remembered that Mao Zixie had told him that the second half of Mao Zhengyong's notebook had been torn away. "This notebook may refer to Mao Zhengyong's notebook."

"Mao Zhengyong's notebook? Gui Can, have you seen Mao Zhengyong's notebook?" He Ruge asked, this notebook must be an important clue, if there is a notebook, it will be more secure for them to choose the decryption mode.

"I've seen it, but the notebook only has the first half, and the second half has been torn away. The notebook is in Mao Zixie's hands."

"Then let's get the notebook from Mao Zixie first." He Ruge happened to have something to ask Mao Zixie, and about the thorny rose, he said to find Mao Zixie from the address book.

Xi Guican has no objection, he doesn't care about the two game modes, the most important thing now is to kill the Taotie carrier.During He Ruge's contact with Mao Zixie, Xi Guican walked out of the room and went downstairs to find Wu Chengdeng.

He wanted to try to see if he could kill the glutton hidden in Wu Chengdeng's body.

But in the end it was nothing.

If Taotie didn't want to appear in the carrier, then Xi Guican would not be able to catch Taotie's trace.However, Xi Guican's trip was not fruitless. He asked Wu Chengdeng why he agreed to the proposal of "Star Wars Live Streaming". Star Wars Live Broadcasting provided Taotie with many negative emotions. Was this proposal already under the control of Taotie?

The parrot answered him like this, "During the first Star Wars, I suspect that the top leaders of the Hawks deliberately put water on the front line in order to fight for power, and deliberately lost some battles to the Zerg, prolonging the time of the Star Wars to increase their Hawks. The right to speak."

Wu Chengdeng wants to let the federal people supervise the hawks through the live broadcast.

Xi Guican mentioned the link to the live broadcast website that Wu Chengdeng sent him last time, "You knew about the existence of this live broadcast a long time ago, why did you keep letting it exist?"

Wu Chengdeng paused happily eating melon seeds, and he was silent for a while before he said: "I thought about eradicating this live broadcast, but every time I would encounter hawks to block it. Hang Shikuang participated in it this time. There are too many things involved, and I can't solve this cancer with my strength alone. The two Star Wars have weakened too much power of the Doves, and the Hawks have developed rapidly during the war and strengthened their own strength..."

"Marshal Xi, you accidentally got involved in this mysterious live broadcast this time. After you left Star Wars for a special reason, someone on the Star Network was playing the rhythm, pointing the finger at you and He Ruge. I think someone in the Hawk Faction is targeting you, no I wonder if Marshal Xi still remembers that you had an accident on Star Wars two years ago, and it was that accident that made Marshal Xi found out that he was diagnosed with whirlpool mental cavitation." Wu Chengdeng's expression became serious.

"What do you want to say."

"Marshal Xi's mecha has been tampered with. From the beginning of the design of this mecha, a trap has been set for Marshal Xi." Wu Chengdeng took out the mecha design drawing, and turned out a certain page. Gui Can said: "There is a Schrödinger pulse wave behind the energy tank, which is a biological wave weapon that can disrupt the normal neuron signal transmission and randomly cause irreversible malignant results."

"When the energy tank explodes automatically, the sound of the explosion can completely cover up the self-destruction process of this button-sized biological wave weapon."

The memory seems to go back to the day when the accident happened. When fighting with a super high-level Zerg, the position of the energy tank of the mecha was attacked by the Zerg. With the sound of the explosion of the energy tank, the mecha stopped for a moment.The mecha made of memory metal has a strong repair ability, which was originally an innocuous thing, but his spiritual consciousness suddenly suffered a huge impact.

Thinking about it now, it was actually at that moment that Schrödinger's pulse wave attacked his spiritual consciousness.

Xi Guican has always known that there was something wrong with that accident, and now he finally understands where the problem lies.

"Marshal Xi's mecha is a tailor-made mecha for Marshal Xi, invited by the Hawk Faction to the best mecha maker in the Federation, using precious memory metal. exception."

"At the beginning, the Eagle Faction spent a lot of money in order to win Marshal Xi. I didn't expect that the Eagle Faction planned to destroy it if it could not be obtained from the very beginning." Wu Chengdeng said with a sad face, "The Eagle Faction is really despicable. Marshal Xi, the so-called enemy of the enemy is a friend, I think we can join forces to fight the hawks!"

Facing Wu Chengdeng who was filled with righteous indignation, Xi Guican's expression remained unchanged.In his eyes, Wu Chengdeng is no different from the Hawk Faction who designed him. They are both Taotie's carrier. Hazmat that explodes when.

Mao Zixie said that the second half of the notebook that was torn away recorded the method to relapse the whirling mental space-eating disease, and the person who figured out how to tamper with the mecha was the one who took the notebook away.

But the person who tampered with his mecha must be a hawk?

Not necessarily.

Taotie's carriers include both hawks and doves. As long as one carrier has a notebook, other carriers can share information.

If so, then just ask directly.

"Do you know where the notebook Mao Zhengyong used in the Xinghai Orphanage was?" Wu Chengdeng was taken aback by Xi Guican's question. He didn't expect the topic to span such a wide range, "I don't know."

"If you were to intuit a person, who do you think would have taken the notebook?"

Wu Chengdeng thought Xi Guican was joking at first, but when he met those blue eyes, Wu Chengdeng realized that Xi Guican was asking this question very seriously.

"...Mao Zhengqi?"

Xi Guican continued to ask: "By the way, I met Shang Chaoqi in the lobby, and he came here to discuss the awarding of military ranks?"

Wu Chengdeng shook his head, "It seems that Xiang Zhongzheng is discussing some kind of criminal information system."

Xi Guican nodded, and when he got up to leave, Wu Chengdeng stopped him: "Marshal Xi, do you really not consider joining the pigeon faction?"

"Don't think about it." As always, he replied indifferently.Wu Chengdeng sighed with some regret, but he was never a character who gave up easily. Since Xi Guican refused to join the Dove Faction, it would be a good choice to pull He Ruge into the Dove Faction.He Ruge is much easier to talk to than Xi Guican.Wu Chengdeng stuffed the hard-earned melon seeds into his mouth, chewed them happily, and then sent a link to He Ruge.

He Ruge is currently staring at the door like a thief, always paying attention to whether Xi Guican will come back.Because he was discussing a private issue with Mao Zixie, such as... how to pull out a thorn.

He Ruge searched for this question on Xingwang, but he didn't find the answer.

In the beginning, He Ruge used euphemisms to hint at Mao Zixie crazily, but Mao Zixie couldn't understand it.Forcing He Ruge to explain the situation in straightforward and vulgar language, Mao Zixie said in surprise: "This is the first time I've heard of this kind of situation. This should be regarded as an extremely rare remnant of a beast... Thank you for your hard work."

He Ruge: "..."

Don't be so polite.

"I'm going to the central star now, give you the notebook, and check the body of Marshal Xi." Mao Zixie said in the end.

He Ruge ended the call with a complicated mood, thinking about how to tell Xi Guican about this matter.Just when he was having a headache, he suddenly saw the link and message sent by Wu Chengdeng: "Mr. He Ruge, this is the forum of the mysterious live broadcast website. The people in the forum ignore the federal star network security law and spread all kinds of remarks without scruple. I even mentioned you. If Mr. He is curious, you can search for your name in the search bar. I really can't stand the smog on this website, but this website is controlled by hawks, and I am alone, no I know my friend, would you like to join hands with me to eradicate this cancer?"

The moment He Ruge clicked on the link, the interface of the light screen suddenly changed from white to dark, as if switching to night mode in an instant.

Then a forum full of abnormal atmosphere appeared on the light screen. The style of this forum is like this:

#【商业】Regular customers of drug trafficking have discounts#

#【Commercial】Human Trafficking and Disability (Understanding)#

#【Chat】want to eat the new neighbors who moved in#

#【流水】What type of person do you most want to rape#

#【Chat】Talk about my first murder#

……

He Ruge: "???"

WTF what kind of pervert gathering place is this? !

He Ruge randomly clicked into a post with the label [Business], browsed through the post, and was disgusted by the words that clearly marked the price of human life in the post. In these posts, buying murder and killing is a matter of money and goods just like shopping. There are even additional purchase discounts and regular customer discounts.

He Ruge found the search bar, entered his name, and saw a bunch of posts discussing him, He Ruge randomly clicked into a popular post.

#【Chat】About He Ruge#

№ 0

As a vulture, maybe because of my scavenging nature, my previous dream was to rape He Ruge and then kill him before eating him, but after watching the live broadcast, I wanted to be raped and then killed by He Ruge.Maybe I'm really crazy, I don't want to blaspheme, I just want the gods above me to fuck me.Is there anyone who thinks the same as me?

№ 1

What the fuck are you talking about?

№ 2

Get out, you don't deserve to mention He Ruge's name, killing you will dirty Ruge's hands, if you really want to die, just give me the address, I will send you to die for free

№3 replies to №2

Dog bites dog, hairy mouth, when did you guys become so upright? I really can't believe you didn't want to kill He Ruge

№ 4

No interest, was dragged to watch He Ruge's live broadcast, and did not yawn the whole time

№ 5

If you want to find recognition, go away, don't covet my wife

№6 replies to №4

If you look at the official website of Xingwang, you will definitely not feel it. Please guide us to the live broadcast number 15794036 of our website, He Ruge, a fairy whose voice can overwhelm the background music of "Master"

№ 7

I just want to know when "I'm Getting Stronger" will be updated. If it's not updated, it's useless to take drugs. Will the author's conscience not hurt?

……

He Ruge read the beginning of the post and couldn't stand it anymore. When he thought that his live broadcast would be watched by these people, his mood was like finding cockroaches in the room.

What He Ruge never expected was that he would see reminders in this kind of post.Yesterday, He Ruge didn't have code words. He was busy comforting the cubs and making design drawings, so he took a day off with readers.He Ruge touched his conscience, and it really hurt a little.

He Ruge is no longer the writer who was passionate about life at the beginning. Since he has money that he can never spend in a lifetime, a lover assigned by the game, and a room full of fluffy things, He Ruge has lost his love for money. Power to generate electricity.

Only love can motivate him to code.

He Ruge thought of those pigeon players in Jinjiang who won millions of lottery tickets or inherited tens of millions of inheritances. After getting rich overnight, they abandoned their pits and left. Sure enough, money makes people degenerate.

He Ruge shut down the forum where the perverts gathered, and turned on Mu Lengying's live broadcast to wash his eyes.

The content of the little girl's live broadcast now is to do her homework. She is going to study hard and get into a good university.Seeing the little girl studying hard in the live broadcast room, He Ruge would think of the time when she was studying hard, and felt ashamed when she watched it—the little girls are all studying, so you still have the nerve to watch the live broadcast to waste your time?

While watching Mu Lengying's homework live broadcast, He Ruge opened the document and began to code.At the beginning of the code, Xi Guican came back, he took off his clothes and turned into a big white tiger with amazing hair, lying beside He Ruge and flicking his tail, "Help me to see if the hair is all grown. ?” As he spoke, he raised his head reservedly, and showed He Ruge the results of his hard work in the hair growth bath.

He Ruge, who was originally determined to code, was tempted by the fluffy tiger ears, so he abandoned the code and turned to the big cat without saying a word.He stepped on the big pink meat pad and climbed onto the back of the big white tiger. The soles of his feet were as comfortable as stepping on clouds.He Ruge was lying happily among the soft white fur, half of his face was covered by the fur, he took a deep breath, and smelled a trace of the medicinal smell of the hair growth bath.

"Gui Can, let's go to bask in the sun." In this way, holding the big white tiger at night, you can smell the sun in its fur.

"Okay, the food at the Tower of Aion tastes good, we can order first." Basking in the sunshine, Xi Guican pressed out the menu with his big paw. His marriage proposal plan was not prepared in vain. The itinerary in Central Star is clearly arranged, going to the largest amusement park, the most suitable restaurant for couples to date...

The blue eyes are like clear sapphires under the sunlight, filled with sincere and flawless love. "Let's go to the amusement park tonight." Xi Guican said with full expectation.

"Gui Can, we may not be free. Dr. Mao will come to the Central Star to give us a notebook tonight." He Ruge wanted to agree, but suddenly remembered that the Maozi Association was going to check Xi Guican's body tonight, and to explain the unspeakable matter to him. solved.

A drug-hunting mouse appeared in the well-planned two-person world. Xi Guican frowned and said in distaste: "What else is there to do, just send the notebook over."

He Ruge grabbed the tiger's hair in a tangled state, and said vaguely: "I'll ask Dr. Mao to check your body."

"I'm in good health, so I don't need a checkup." Xi Guican thought it was He Ruge who was worried that his hair wasn't growing well, "You can come and check my hair yourself, I haven't had any hair transplanted, every hair is my own grow out."

"I mean yours..." He Ruge whispered close to the tiger's ears.

Xi Guican: "!!!"