What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Four days passed quickly, and the dense swarms of insects on the battlefield had almost been cleared. Without the command of the super-high-level Zerg, the low-level Zerg had no leader, as if the leeks delivered to the door were harvested by the Federation.

The various rewards in the live broadcast room have never stopped, and Brilliant Nebula also broke the historical record of He Ruge's live broadcast room. The total number of personal rewards for Xi Guican totaled tens of billions.The dawn of victory is just ahead, and the barrage in the live broadcast room sets off fireworks for the heroes. Everyone thinks that the second Star Wars will come to an end.

Because the remaining ten ultra-high-level Zerg were killed by Xi Guican, the Zerg's vitality was seriously injured, and they might pack up and leave from the fallen Seventeen Stars and hide in a corner to cultivate their health.If the Zerg don't consciously go away, then Major General Xi will definitely lead the Federation to recover the lost ground, no, maybe we should call him Marshal Xi.

Xi Guican's combat exploits are enough to make him Marshal.The marshal has great power in the federation, so it needs to be voted by the central star's parliament. Twenty members will hold a meeting for Xi Guican's promotion ten days later, but everyone has expected the result of the meeting.

Ten days later, the empire will have the youngest Marshal ever born.

If it were not for this ending, then the twenty congressmen would be besieged collectively by angry interstellar people.There was an upsurge of fanatical admiration for Xi Guican in the whole interstellar world, and Xi Guican seemed to have become the spiritual leader. If the federation were a monarchy, then Xi Guican would be personally placed on the throne by the fanatical public at this moment and crowned king.

In the latest star network survey "The person you admire most", 90.00% of the people chose Xi Guican.

Many people think that Xi Guican's life is the same as being cheated on. He grew up in an orphanage in Seventeen Stars, and was admitted to the Federal Military Academy because of an exception for his S-level talent.The Federal Military Academy encourages students to enter the Starnet Arena to exercise, and the number one player in the Starnet Arena is still Xi Guican so far.Since then, Xi Guican has shown amazing fighting talent.

After graduating, he joined Star Wars and killed a super-advanced Zerg in the first Star Wars. He became a popular major general at the time. Doves and Hawks offered him olive branches at the same time, but the young Xi Guican refused to become a candidate for Congress The temptation to return to his own private planet to become a squat at home, receiving the salary of a major general of the Federation every day, living a retirement life.

Just when everyone thought that Xi Guican's life would be like this, the second Star War broke out, and the Zerg that made a comeback became even stronger. Everyone thought that when Xi Guican was about to rush all the way to the marshal, he suffered from whirlpool psychosis and fell silent for two full years.

When the fans no longer had any expectations, Xi Guican appeared with dog food, and He Ruge, who had a beautiful face and a natural voice, showed off their affection in front of the whole star. After showing off their affection, they went to the battlefield to kill ten The ultra-high-level Zerg, who turned the tide with one manpower, will soon become the youngest marshal in history, with a double harvest in career and love. May I ask if this kind of life experience is not a success, but what is it?

"Xi Guican must have saved the world in his previous life to be able to be with such a beautiful He Ruge."

"But Major General Xi also saved the world in this life...he won't be together like a song in his next life?!"

"Since ancient times, a beauty deserves a hero, and I just wait for the ass to be responsible for eating dog food."

"I really want to live as Xi Guican!"

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Want to live like me?

Xi Guican recalled the first half of his life, if he could go back in time, he would not want to go back to the past at all.He does not seek the past, only the present.

When the celebration banquet was held on the front line, Xi Guican drove the mech towards the city of Whalefall.

He Ruge sent a message: "Gui Can, are you holding a celebration banquet?"

In order to give He Ruge a surprise, Xi Guican did not tell He Ruge that he was coming, because there were too many mistakes in what he said, fearing that He Ruge would see the clue, Xi Guican only sent a "yes".

He Ruge was a little disappointed when he saw the reply. Although he knew that it was unrealistic for Xi Guican to fly over immediately, he hadn't seen Xi Guican for so many days. Cub's thoughts.

"Then you have to relax and treat yourself a lot, don't be too tired, you haven't rested for four consecutive days..." He Ruge sent a long series of messages, Xi Guican seemed to be very busy, so he just replied A few short words, "Gui Can, I won't bother you anymore."

It's also the fixed live broadcast time in the evening. He Ruge is talking about "Sleeping Beauty" today. When he was about to finish speaking, a tip from Bright Nebula suddenly appeared.

He was the first Shenhao who gave He Ruge a reward for Bright Nebula back then, and he came back again, and posted a bullet screen to confess his love again: "Ruge, are you willing to tell me stories every day?"

Before He Ruge could answer, the barrage exploded first:

"Xi Guican, come out quickly! Someone is going to steal your wife!!!"

"I don't want to! Shenhao can't get involved with Major General Xi!"

"There is already a live broadcast, what else do you want to do, big brother, don't be too greedy"

"It's illegal to break a military marriage :)"

He Ruge was stunned for a moment, "Thank you for liking my live broadcast. If you want to listen to my storytelling, just follow the live broadcast at six o'clock every night." Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of the door being pushed open.

The moon outside the house was like a scimitar, and the silver-haired and blue-eyed officer stood at the door under the moonlight. When he saw the person in front of him, those blue eyes suddenly burst into a bright light, like the sea and sky burning fire.Amidst the exclamation of the cubs and Shui Xirui's screams, Xi Guican strode forward. He came all the way, and the sound of breathing was disordered for a while and it was difficult to calm down.

The cold big hand firmly grasped He Ruge's shoulder, and the man restrainedly kissed He Ruge's earlobe with his lips. He breathed out his scorching hot breath in the ear, and a deep and hoarse voice sounded against his scalp: "I'm back." After finishing speaking With these words, Xi Guican suddenly snuffed his nose twice, and sniffed He Ruge's neck and cheeks vigorously.

The bullet screen explodes instantly:

"Ah, ah, Xi Guican is really here!!!"

"Fuck! Is that Major General Xi?! Is that right?!"

"Next time, if anyone wants to summon Xi Guican, reward Bright Nebula and say that he wants to grab Ruge from him, and that's it."

"Ah, where are you kissing! I don't allow you to kiss like a song! Not allowed!!!"

Xi Guican raised his eyes, like some kind of beast that was disturbed while eating. When his cold blue eyes looked at the camera, the bullet screen was as quiet as a chicken for a moment. Pressing off the live broadcast, I was too scared to vent my anger.

Shui Xirui and the cubs could feel the terrifying aura of Xi Guican more intuitively. The air in the room seemed to be stagnant and dull. Rui breathed a sigh of relief.

He Ruge experienced the second princess hug in his life. It was different from the first time when he sneaked into the princess hug. This time he was witnessed by the whole universe. He Ruge said helplessly, "Gui Can, let me down."

The man stopped, he lowered his head to look at He Ruge expressionlessly, then lightly touched the other's lips without warning, He Ruge who was caught off guard by the kiss opened his eyes wide in surprise, completely unaware of what made him Xi Guican became so bold.

But in the next second, he knew the answer: "You smell like those young brats." His thin lips were pursed into a straight line, and Xi Guican's voice seemed to be gnashing his teeth: "Say, in these few days God, how many cubs did you hold?"

The sharp blue eyes had a terrifying sense of depth. When Xi Guican pinned He Ruge with this extremely aggressive gaze, He Ruge suddenly had the illusion that he was a fish on the chopping board, and he subconsciously The truthful confession: "All, all hugged."

Xi Guican: "!!!"

You actually carried so many fluffy behind my back!no!I want to make you smell like me!

Xi Guican took a deep breath, hugged He Ruge with one hand, pressed the back of He Ruge's head with the other hand, and kissed him aggressively, from the corner of the eye to the tip of the eyebrow, kissing all the way down the cheek , when the kiss reached the earlobe, Xi Guican suddenly sucked it hard.

He Ruge was startled by the sudden hot touch and let out an "ah", this voice completely changed its tone, tinged with a sense of tingling charm, such a voice that everyone had to listen to hard.The blue eyes darkened in an instant, and there was a possessive desire in them that was so strong that it couldn't be melted away.

He Ruge also realized the change in his voice, he bit his lower lip tightly with red eyes, covered Xi Guican's mouth with unsteady breathing, his black eyes unconsciously took on a look of pleading: "Don't be here , the cubs will hear, go to the bedroom."

Those blue eyes fixed on the person in his arms, and the dark red vertical pupils emerged from excitement, Xi Guican exhausted all his self-control and said yes.Under He Ruge's guidance, Xi Guican rushed to the dormitory at a speed of [-] meters. Before the door was closed, Xi Guican couldn't wait to hold He Ruge's face and kissed it.

Unlike the previous lip-to-lip, this time it was a real French kiss.A tiger's tongue has thorns, and the thorns will become smaller after transforming into a human shape, but they will not disappear completely.

Therefore, all the parts invaded by this barbed tongue felt numb and itchy.The light lip color was forced to appear a juicy red.

He Ruge's skin was originally fair, but now it became rosy. He was pressed under him and had nowhere to escape. As the kiss continued to deepen, He Ruge's strength was also drained bit by bit, except for the slightest part of his body. Trembling, the slender eye feathers are also trembling non-stop, like a butterfly caught in the net and trying to escape.

At the end, the trembling eyelashes slowly fell, and crystal water seeped from the corners of the eyes.

The tiger tail popped out because of excitement, and the tip of the tail got into He Ruge's trousers, and excitedly rubbed against the smooth and delicate skin. , He Ruge raised his limp legs, trying to clamp that thick and long tiger tail.

"No, don't." His voice trembled slightly.

With dark red vertical pupils staring straight at the person in front of him, Xi Guican said hoarsely, "I'll just dawdle."

He Ruge: "..."

Do you think I will believe this kind of "I can't get in" nonsense?

In fact, everyone is an adult, likes each other, and it's no big deal to have sex once.The main reason is that Xi Guican's chirping was thorny, and He Ruge felt that he might die after this roll.

In order to appease Xi Guican, He Ruge held the tiger's tail tremblingly, and suggested: "Guican, why don't we practice the second level of the dual cultivation technique 'ears and temples together', I really want to know what the reward for the second level is, Maybe that's our dream kill list."

The Adam's apple rolled up and down, and the man-eating eyes licked He Ruge up and down, Xi Guican struggled to say yes.

He pressed on He Ruge's body, this posture was like doing push-ups on He Ruge's body, He Ruge's face was flushed red.Snow-white tiger ears rubbed against He Ruge's cheeks and auricles. Due to the infusion of spiritual energy, this blissful pleasure was completely different from the previous passionate kiss. He Ruge was kissed limply again, that tiger tail was shameless Wrap it around for more softness and creaminess.

"Gui, Guican, I suddenly remembered something." He Ruge tremblingly said: "Mao Zixie gave me a banned song, it is said that anyone who listens to that banned song will commit suicide, I don't know if I want it or not Listen to this song."

Huwei stopped, worrying about He Ruge's safety was higher than the lust in his head, Xi Guican said in a deep voice, "Where is it?"

He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief, he turned on his optical brain, and pointed out the banned songs in the music library to Xi Guican.

Xi Guican's pupils narrowed slightly, and said: "It's dirty. This thing is dirty." He asked He Ruge nervously: "Have you heard this song?"

"No." He Ruge quickly shook his head: "I want to wait for you to come back and discuss this matter with you."

"It's fine if you haven't heard of it. What is its unlocking password? I seem to know the origin of this thing, but I'm not sure. I want to hear it."

"The password is the title of the song, "Sacrifice." He Ruge worried: "Will it be dangerous for you to listen to this song?"

"It still can't affect me." Xi Guican set the mode to be listened to by only one person, entered the password and listened to the beginning, after three seconds, he paused the song, his blue eyes were terribly gloomy: "It's evil .”

"...Evil method?" He Ruge was confused.

"Although I don't know the specific content of this evil method, it is similar to the secret method that I used to refine the Wings of Slaughter back then. They are all evil methods that have no conscience." Xi Guican asked suddenly: "Who is Mao Zixie?" Haven't you heard this song before?"

He Ruge nodded.

"You have to be careful of Mao Zixie, he may be 'polluted'." Xi Guican frowned: "In this world, besides me, there is another evil spirit. Is it Taotie?" There is no trace of warmth in the blue eyes, " No matter who it is, I will find it and crush it to ashes."

Those who dare to covet him must be prepared to be killed.

The sudden ringing of the communication bell broke the dignified atmosphere. Xi Guican picked up the video call and saw Hang Shikuang, the killer whale at the commander's office, with a dignified face, and said in a hurried tone: "Major General Xi, the Queen of Worms has invaded Sixteen Stars, please proceed now." Hurry to the front line!" As he spoke, he cut out the Star Wars live broadcast screen, and saw a moth that was comparable in size to a giant warship hugging the warship, opening its mouth full of dense teeth, and aiming at it very slowly. The head of the warship bit down——

With just one bite, a big hole was bitten out, and the tiny mecha masters fell into the queen's mouth through the hole, and they were buried in the belly of the insect before they even had time to struggle.

Even if the defense system of this warship has been activated, the shield formed by the transparent material of the ferrofluid has been gnawed by the queen.The shipborne primary particle cannon was continuously aimed at the queen through shield scattering, and the baryon gas-liquid cloud bomb exploded and burned on the queen's body surface.

The Queen's body is actually very fragile. During the first Star Wars, the Queen appeared in Star Wars in order to find Qiongqi. Although its lethality was huge, such a meat target was easily injured by the frightened Federation.This is also the reason why the queen does not participate in Star Wars.

However, at this moment, it is acting like a madman, attacking the Federation with a style of injuring one thousand enemies and self-inflicted eight hundred.Viscous green blood flowed from the broken wounds, and green rain fell from the sky, sprinkled on the piles of Zerg corpses.

Desperate screams kept ringing out, and the barrage shouted Xi Guican's name like crazy:

"Where is Xi Guican?! Where is he! Isn't he very strong?! Save people!!! I beg you!"

"Why did the queen come out?! Did the queen die?!"

"It's over, Xi Guican is looking for He Ruge, He Ruge is likely to be in the eastern hemisphere of Sixteen Stars, when Xi Guican returns... more than half of the ten warships will be eaten up"

"Is He Ruge a blue-faced disaster? It would be fine if he didn't exist"

"Are you sick? The country is not yet dead, so you need to find a man who will take the blame?! Why don't you take the blame yourself? It's all because you are not strong enough to turn the tide like Xi Guican. You came to this world Make up! If you are strong enough, if you are in Star Wars now, all these tragedies will not happen!"

"Stop arguing, now it's not a question of whether Xi Guican will come or not. No matter how strong Xi Guican is, can he beat the Queen of Worms? I'm afraid it will cost him a thousand miles away!"

He Ruge stared blankly at the barrage of bullets, and the outline of his new article appeared in his mind. Under the leadership of the protagonist, Gong, the Federation won a staged victory in Star Wars. Everyone was very happy, but after they held During the celebration banquet, the Zerg killed a carbine.

It turns out that life can be more exciting than novels. He didn't even dare to write novels about the fact that the worm queen committed suicide, but this actually happened.The sense of unreality in my heart was dispelled by the bloody and cruel live broadcast, and then a strong sense of absurdity emerged.

what happened?Why would the queen do this?

He Ruge's heart rose.

"Okay." Xi Guican turned off the video call, hugged He Ruge and said, "I'm going to leave for a while to deal with the queen. I'm stronger than it, and it can't hurt me, so you don't have to worry. Those barrage words Don't worry, they are all rubbish." He held He Ruge's cold hand, like a dragon leaving its lair, counting his treasures with some anxiety, "I'm still worried, I want to sign a blood contract with you."

"This is a one-sided blood contract. It will not cause any harm to your body. When you are in danger, you only need to bite your fingertips and call out my name, and a part of my power will appear to protect you."

"That power is like a cocoon, which can resist any damage for half a star hour. This time is long enough for me to come back to protect you. The existence of the blood pact is only one day. After one day, whether you use it or not, it will disappear. But no It doesn't matter, I will kill the queen within a day." Xi Guican kissed He Ruge's hand, looked at He Ruge quietly with blue eyes, and said, "Close your eyes, I will sign a blood contract with you."

The young man in front of him obediently closed his eyes.

Complicated and deep emotions emerged in the blue eyes. There was one thing that Xi Guican didn't tell He Ruge that the price for signing the blood contract was to take out his heart and half of his body's spiritual power.

Now he can easily defeat the queen, but after signing the blood contract with He Ruge, he will have a tough fight with the queen.

But it doesn't matter.

The round nails swelled into sharp tiger claws, like some kind of sharp weapon, the tiger claws pierced into the left chest, and most of the spiritual power in the whole body was concentrated on the little blood in the left heart.

Xi Guican's lip color was like a withered flower, which turned off-white in an instant.

He slowly pulled out his finger, and a bewitchingly red drop floated on the fingertip. Xi Guican put the drop of blood on the pulp of He Ruge's right index finger, and the blood silently melted into the skin, turning into a red mole.

"Don't open your eyes." Xi Guican was afraid that He Ruge would see his pale face at the moment, so he kissed the back of He Ruge's hand preciously, and said softly, "You can count by dozens, and you can finish counting." Eyes open."

"ten."

The pad of the index finger was hot, as if splashed by a drop of hot oil.

"Nine."

He Ruge felt his hand being put down by the other party.

"Eight."

He heard the sound of Xi Guican getting up.are you leavingThinking of this, He Ruge couldn't help speeding up the counting speed, he almost read quickly: "Seven six five four three two one!"

The closed eyes suddenly opened, and then the room was empty, without the figure of the person he wanted to see.If it wasn't for the red mole on his fingertips, He Ruge would have doubted whether Xi Guican had been here.

He gently pinched his right index finger with his left hand, and an extremely strong heartbeat came from his fingertips, bang, bang, bang, this was the heartbeat of another person.

It was as if there was an invisible thread connecting them together, one end was wrapped around his fingertips, and the other end was in Xi Guican's heart.