My target person set collapsed [entertainment circle]

Xue Yanchao's filming started late due to the setting, so after the closed training camp, he did not wait for his film to start shooting. Instead, under the arrangement of Su Ting, he first participated in an online broadcast The variety show has a total of eight episodes, one episode a week, and it will take two months to shoot in total. One episode will be recorded for three days, and the rest of the time will continue to hone the script and practice acting skills for preliminary preparations. Very reasonable.

But when Xue Yanchao finished reading the script of the variety show, he suddenly felt that this arrangement was not scientific at all, and often had tears in his eyes.

"President Su," Xue Yanchao thought of the fear of being dominated by a brat, his face turned pale, "Why do you have to put me on a variety show with a baby?"

"This is your strong point. As a former elementary school teacher, you can definitely get along well with children on the show." Su Ting looked at him with a half-smile, "Nowadays, cute baby variety shows are so popular. Nationality is high, the most fans, what's wrong, huh? You said that you are not good at singing and dancing, and you are not good at acting. After finally getting you such a good resource, you still pick and choose with me ah?"

Xue Yanchao glanced at the compensation for breach of contract on the sale contract, and said very sincerely: "No, I just mentioned this in passing. I really like children, and this variety show is very suitable for me."

Then Xue Yanchao ushered in the first variety show "Substitute Dad" in his life as a resident guest.

"Substitute Dad" is a cute baby variety show jointly created by a well-known video website and Chang'an Film and Television. The highlight lies in the getting along and interaction between celebrity guests and amateur children. Through different environments and game tasks, it provides education.The lineup of the first season is full of popular male stars with very different personalities, and the cute babies are also very eye-catching. Later, they lost their minds, so the response of the first season was not bad. Although it is not a phenomenon-level hit variety show, "" "Replacement Dad" has a stable fan base, a good reputation, and a guaranteed broadcast platform. Su Ting asked Xue Yanchao to participate in this variety show to accumulate popularity. It is indeed a wise move to cultivate the goodwill of passers-by.

The script of the first episode of the program was also delivered to Xue Yanchao very quickly, but it was not too detailed. It only briefly talked about the recording process, mainly some safety precautions. For the sake of the effect of the program, the game link was not disclosed, and the production is still true to reality. The truth of the show.The recording time of the program is three days. The first day is indoors. The main purpose is to leave some time for the four celebrity guests and the four cute babies to get acquainted with each other first.

As a little Xiami, it was impossible for Xue Yanchao to let Su Ting follow him to record the whole program. Su Ting assigned him an assistant, and then quickly sent the two of them to leave by plane.

After landing, the driver of the program team sent Xue Yanchao to the reserved hotel.

The second season of "Substitute Dad" also has four permanent guests. The first episode is a special session for the four of them, and there will be two to three temporary guests in the following episodes.

Xue Yanchao arrived early, and the planes of the other three guests were a little later. He quickly communicated with the program team, and then passed the time in the hotel by himself.

Xue Yanchao walked around and found that the hotel had a lot of entertainment facilities, so he went to the gym to sweat a lot, took another swim, and returned to his room after taking a shower.Assistant Xiao Wang had already tidied things up for him, saw him come in and reminded: "Brother Xue, other guests are here too, do you want to say hello?"

Xue Yanchao thought for a while: "I didn't bring anything to give away. It was almost embarrassing for me to have empty gloves in the past. It's enough to meet and say hello when we eat at night. Anyway, we always see each other when the filming starts tomorrow."

Xiao Wang nodded, and the two packed up and went to the hotel restaurant for a buffet.

In the end, I actually bumped into someone in the restaurant, and it was the one Xue Yanchao didn't want to say hello to the most.

Xue Yanchao looked at the handsome guy in the mask with a stomach ache.

"Hey, brother Xue," Xiao Wang said, "then who? It looks familiar."

Xue Yanchao said without words: "My brother-in-law."

He really didn't want to talk to people in the past. He thought that maybe they would not be willing to talk to him, so that the two of them could pretend not to recognize each other and save the awkward chat. He came in and took off the mask, walked straight to Xue Yanchao, and smiled very amiably: "Is it Teacher Xue, I'm Pei Yu."

Pei Yu is an artist of Wenxing Entertainment. He was born in a talent show. He is the captain of the most popular idol group KAKURO. He is very popular. Xue Yanchao and his sister Xue Lu are particularly fans of Pei Yu. Pei Yu's posters are hanging everywhere in the house. , There are piles of purchases around, making Xue Yanchao himself barely counted as a passing flow, and being forced by his own sister to make rankings for Pei Yu, it is really miserable.

Fortunately, Xue Lu didn't know about this show, otherwise Xue Yanchao would definitely be driven crazy by Xue Lu's serial calls.

"Hello, hello, I really don't dare to take the word teacher," Xue Yanchao had no choice but to stand up and shake hands with him. Now his scalp tingles when he hears the word teacher, especially when he hears a brat screaming, he wants to hit the wall, "My sister is you Die-hard fan, the two of us will have a good time these few days, otherwise this girl will have to peel my skin when I go back."

Pei Yu smiled: "Oh, don't praise me, I'm easy to float when I'm praised."

The two chatted a few more awkward words, the atmosphere was not too lively, meaning that they should eat and sleep.

When Xue Yanchao was returning to the room, he bumped into two other guests on the way, and they both said hello and recognized each other.

This season's guests can be said to be all eye-catching and beautiful men, very seductive, not to mention Pei Yu, this is currently the most popular idol male god, the "prospective brother-in-law" who beat Xue Yanchao on the list and made Xue Yanchao cry without tears; Xue Yanchao himself, Before becoming an emoticon pack, they were handsome at any rate and went to Xueyuan Road. A group of school girls who are over [-] years old can still pretend to be the first love of various school girls, Bai Yueguang; the other two people - Fu Yanxing and He Yinan, one is A singer-songwriter who can rely on his face to make a living but relies on talent. One is a former national badminton team member with more girlfriend fans than traffic stars. Even if the content of the program is not good, the picture is definitely enough to lick the screen.

Currently, Xue Yanchao is quite optimistic about the program. When he woke up, he started the official recording of the program with great energy.

At around six o'clock the next day, the four surrogate fathers boarded the same commercial vehicle and headed to Peppa Pig's home where the cute babies were.

The cameraman on the road has already started filming, and the hostess enlivened the atmosphere and started chatting with the four surrogate fathers.

"Acting fathers are about to meet their little partners, are you looking forward to it?" The hostess looked at Pei Yu and asked with a smile, "What kind of partner does Lorenzo hope to be?"

Pei Yu tugged at his grandma's gray braid, and smiled with neat white teeth: "Of course I hope he's a handsome guy as handsome as me."

Xue Yanchao and He Yinan despised his narcissistic remarks at the right time.

The hostess also smiled, and asked Xue Yanchao: "Where is Chaochao? Chaochao hopes that the little partner is a little girl or a little boy?"

"Girl," Xue Yanchao said decisively, "little girl, be good, but boys are too skinny to handle."

Pei Yu clicked his tongue: "If you were really a little girl, would you braid someone's hair?"

"Can comb," Xue Yanchao said calmly, "although ugly."

He Yinan smiled and said: "Then it's over, what should I do when people dislike your craftsmanship and cry?"

"Then buy him Pei Yu and Fu Yanxing's new album," Xue Yanchao said, "That's how my sister coaxed me."

Pei Yu laughed: "Thank you, but I won't give you advertising fees."

Fu Yanxing, who was suddenly cueed, didn't say much, just smiled.

"Mrs. Pei, pay attention, don't marry someone who is so picky," Xue Yanchao patted He Yinan on the shoulder, "Pei Xiaoyu should learn more from our He Yinan, Captain He is so generous. Got it."

He Yinan suddenly got angry, with helplessness on his face: "Can we be friendly, just say this when we first meet."

Recently, at the Asian Games, Huo Rong, a rookie in the men's singles of the national badminton team, reversed the Japanese team to win the championship 3:1. Because of his outstanding performance and appearance bonus, he quickly became popular all over the Internet. As his ex-captain, He Yinan cheered up the new anchor, quietly bought gifts for him on the trumpet, and the fans in the live broadcast room didn't know, so they thought it was someone who was a big fan. The mic was connected by an operation error, the car overturned on the spot, and the CP fans collectively exploded on the spot. During this period of time, he and Huo Rong often liked to mention hot searches, and netizens frantically picked up the JQ of the National Badminton Team in those years, and called them sugar. He fainted, and now He Yinan was ridiculed everywhere he went.

Just talking nonsense along the way, time passed quickly, the camera brother originally wanted to record a few more paragraphs as material, seeing that everyone was sleepy chatting, so he decisively turned off the camera, and the whole car slept together except the driver Go back to the cage to catch up on sleep.

A car of people caught up on their sleep for a while, and finally arrived at the legendary Piggy Page's home at almost nine o'clock.

Xue Yanchao looked at the largest and most conspicuous pink castle in the villa area, and there was a huge inflatable pink pig standing on the edge of the lawn, very speechless.

"Piggy Peppa hasn't died until 9102," Pei Yu sighed, "This is really a top IP."

"I beg it to produce live-action movies and TV series." Xue Yanchao said.

"What do you want to play, Mummy Pig?" He Yinan said, "Actually, I have never figured out what is so cute about a hair dryer."

Four tall and handsome substitute dads were forcibly pulled into the world of Peppa Pig, and then were taken to different bedrooms by the staff, to meet their cute baby who was about to stay for two days for the first time.

Xue Yanchao was in the innermost room. Before opening the door, he put his palms together in front of the camera: "King Koi bless you, she is a very obedient little princess."

Then he opened the door, and saw the half-race young lady who was going crazy in the bubble pool. Seeing him come in, he threw a bubble ball to Xue Yanchao, and greeted him warmly.

Xue Yanchao felt that a special effect of heartbreak would be added to him in the later stage, and then accompanied by a sad BGM.

Xue Yanchao picked up the bubble ball and put it back in the bubble pool, then took off his shoes, entered the bubble pool, squatted down and huddled in the bubble pool, and chatted head to head with the mixed-race little Zheng: "Little handsome guy, May I have your name?"

"My name is Oliver," said the mixed-race young lady wearing a small suit, with curly chestnut hair and beautiful blue eyes. "Are you super dad?"

"Yeah, you've been hanging out with me these days," Xue Yanchao patted him on the shoulder lightly, "Call you Ollie, little Green Arrow."

"Well," Ollie said childishly, "but I'm not Green Arrow, I want to be Iron Man."

Xue Yanchao was immediately amused by the mixed-race Xiaozhengtai's taste of the Northeast: "No, our world is the DC universe, and there is no Iron Man."

"Liar," Ollie said unconvinced, "I'll let Batman cut you."

"Batman is a good guy," Xue Yanchao was overjoyed, "He won't cut me."

Ollie held the bubble ball and thought about it.

"Ollie, Ollie," Xue Yanchao asked him with a smile, "How old are you?"

Ollie gestured to him: "I'm four years old."

Xue Yanchao laughed and pressed his thumb down: "Baby, are you making four or five gestures?"

Ollie thought about it again, and calculated: "I... I am five years old."

The two continued to have an inappropriate conversation. Ollie often spoke in English mixed with Northeast dialect. Xue Yanchao didn't quite understand his thoughts, so he answered in disorder, and then the two people who were not on the same channel could still talk The inexplicable chat was very exciting, and the camera brother was very happy to hear it.

The next thing is to get along with each other. It was not until Xue Yanchao was exhausted playing the bubble ball fight with Oli that the host came to inform the substitute father and the baby to gather in the living room.

Xue Yanchao led Oli by the hand and went downstairs to the living room. Seeing the well-behaved and beautiful little girl next to Pei Yu, he immediately felt sore.

Pei Yute proudly pulled the little girl to say hello to Xue Yanchao: "Baby Bell, hurry up and say hello to your Uncle Xue and this brother."

The little girl skipped over and shouted politely, "Hello Uncle Xue, Hello Brother."

"Don't listen to him, baby, call me brother," Xue Yanchao gestured at Pei Yu with a gun gesture, and biued in the direction of his head, "Pei Yu don't teach bad things to the kids, they are all 90, excuse me."

"Who is born in the 90s with you?" Pei Yu smiled, "Me, Yinan, and Yan Xing are all born in the 95s."

Xue Yanchao's heart was instantly pierced.

I'm the fucking oldest and the worst.

When Ollie saw children of the same age, he obviously didn't have the time to pay attention to the fact that his new super dad was still sad and went to play building blocks with his little sister happily.

Xue Yanchao sat on the sofa, watching the two children playing with toys on the living room carpet, chatting nonsense with Pei Yu.

Then Fu Yanxing came down. He came down holding a little boy whose face was flushed from crying. His normally cold face now had a soft and helpless expression.

Pei Yu asked, "Why are you crying?"

Xue Yanchao drew some tissues for Fu Yanxing. Fu Yanxing put the little boy on the sofa, took the tissues and wiped his tears and nose, and said helplessly, "I miss my mother, I will go out to find my mother, and cry whatever I say."

"Little crying bag. Don't cry, go play with your brothers and sisters," Xue Yanchao smiled, and waved to Ollie and Bell, "Ollie, little Bell, take your brother to play building blocks together?"

Ollie walked over actively, pulling the bell, and gave him a section of toy train as a gesture of goodwill. The eldest brother said, "Don't cry, take this to play with."

"My name is Bell," Bell pointed to Ollie, "his name is Oliver, what's your name?"

Little Crying Bag seemed to be attracted by the toy train, sobbing, he huddled in Fu Yanxing's arms and fiddled with the toy train.Ollie and Bell sat next to him and taught him how to play with the remote control.

"I... my name is Douzi." Xiaowaibao hiccupped

"The name is quite cute," Pei Yu said with a smile, "Don't cry, the beans will germinate."

With the face of a child in June, Douzi was still sad at first, and kept saying that he would go back to find his mother. After crying for a while, he was coaxed by three scrambling substitute fathers, and soon he followed Ollie and Bell with a smile on his face and went crazy. It was hilarious.

At this time, He Yinan also came over, his little partner was chubby, puffy, with protruding ears, a small round face, eyes narrowed into slits when he smiled, he looked like a little hamster, he was very festive.Jinjin's personality is very outgoing and lively, and he doesn't admit to being unfamiliar at all, so he quickly integrated into other friends.

The four children ran up and down the villa, yelling so that there were a thousand sparrows in the whole villa in an instant, and the four substitute fathers all chose to lie on the sofa in sync.

Pei Yu: "It's almost noon, I'm so hungry, what should I do for lunch?"

He Yinan: "Hey, didn't the host say anything when he left?"

Pei Yu: "That may mean that we need to solve it ourselves."

Xue Yanchao: "I just took a look at the refrigerator, and it's completely empty."

He Yinan: "I'll go, haven't we handed over all our wallets and mobile phones to the program crew? Where can we get the money to order takeaway?"

Xue Yanchao: "Let's look for it. According to the routine, if we want to go shopping by ourselves, we should leave an envelope with money in it."

Fu Yanxing got up, searched around with Xue Yanchao, and soon found a letter and 3000 yuan left by the program team in the drawer under the coffee table.

"Hello substitute dads, this is the 3000 yuan that the program team will provide for your next three days of life, brackets, not including accommodation fees, I wish you a pleasant journey," Fu Yanxing read the letter expressionlessly, "Today's task, Prepare nutritious and loving dishes for babies."

Pei Yu couldn't believe it: "Eight people, three days, just give 3000 yuan?"

He Yinan's face was full of despair: "Do any of you know how to cook? Can instant noodles with eggs and honeysuckle be considered a nutritious and loving dish?"

Pei Yu said, "That's dark cooking."

"Don't panic, let's solve the budget problem first." Xue Yanchao took out his magical notebook, picked up the calculator on the coffee table, and started typing, "Adult tickets are 73 plus 65 for a total of 138, half price for children is 69, below 1.2 Free tickets, um, first of all, the four children will be half price, so the total of all tickets is 828, so we have 2172 left, which is actually not bad.”

Pei Yu: "It sounds okay."

He Yinan: "So who is cooking today?"

Fu Yanxing: "...I don't know how to cook."

Pei Yu: "I know a little bit, but my level is really poor."

Xue Yanchao: "Uh, let me cook today."

He Yinan: "Brother Xue, it's up to you!"

Xue Yanchao: "Can Pei Xiaoyu help me out?"

Pei Yu: "Okay."

Xue Yanchao: "Then let's go shopping first. Are there pots, pans, and rice cookers in the kitchen?"

The four of them stood in the empty kitchen and felt the malice from the program group.

Not even a chopstick