My target person set collapsed [entertainment circle]

After returning to Beijing this time, Xue Yanchao's unfinished theater oddball career encountered a little Waterloo.Originally, he just wanted to have a drink with Ji Zizheng, but inexplicably it turned out that he was working as a cow and a horse for Director Ji for a week.

There was no way, Ji Zizheng's assistant, Sun Jin, went home to attend the funeral of his old man, and took a week off.At this time, the movie was in the filming period, so be careful. Ji Zizheng was not willing to temporarily transfer people from the company or hire someone else. Remembering that the crew still had Xue Yanchao as an idler, he immediately asked him to take over and sent Xue Yanchao to run errands as an assistant. Its name is to enter the group study in advance.

So Xue Yanchao packed his luggage, which had hardly changed, and went to live in the film crew. He worked tirelessly as Ji Zizheng's assistant and driver on the spot, and by the way, saw the magical shooting process of horror movies in advance.

The preliminary preparations for "Puppet Show" are very good, and all the scenes have been set up.However, due to various restrictions, the actual shooting sequence is basically not the same as the plot sequence of the film.

An important reason for the low shooting cost of horror films is that there are few scenes, and most of them are indoors. The important scene of "Puppet Show" is the temporary scene built on the outskirts of Beijing-the old house of the Republic of China where the protagonist lives.

Different from Xue Yanchao's imagination of the horror film shooting process where the actors would be scared to pee. Although the horror film shooting is mostly at night, the lights are very bright. There are a lot of shooting equipment and different props around, and there are many staff members. The local yang energy is a little too much.There is no scary atmosphere on the scene, and the chances of the actors laughing are greater than the chances of the actors being scared.

Xue Yanchao is mainly responsible for running errands and sending messages to Ji Zizheng in the film crew, but most of the time, he is basically just a brick. Wherever he needs to move, the workload depends on the filming situation.Of course, doing chores is not purely physical work. You can still learn a lot of film shooting experience from it, and understand the skills that film actors need to have most intuitively from the perspective of production.After all, what is shown on the screen is the result of the joint efforts of the entire team.

After watching this week, Xue Yanchao felt that there is indeed a commonality between the performances, but there is indeed a big difference between movies and dramas.The little bit of experience he had accumulated in the field before was not completely applicable to filming.Therefore, compared with professional actors, non-professional actors lack not only the solid basic skills trained in the system, but more importantly, the ability to control the performance-on-the-spot state, which is often difficult for many non-professional actors to control. .

1 minute on stage, ten years off stage.Practicing is not easy, but how to do it must ensure that you can perform at your best during the 1 minute on stage, which is even more difficult.Especially in terms of film and television shooting, the performances of actors are actually just editing materials. Whether and how to use them in the finished film depends on the director's scheduling.Therefore, how actors maintain a stable state and provide as much material as possible for film and television editing requires long-term and systematic training.

For Xue Yanchao, it is like a mountain separated by a row.

Xue Yanchao felt more and more depressed when he thought about it, and he could only accumulate it until the day he drank with Ji Zizheng, planning to get drunk to relieve his worries.

After filming this scene, the crew had a rare day to switch scenes, so Ji Zizheng and Xue Yanchao went to the bar for a drink.Because Ji Zizheng had a drunk driving accident last time, his driver's license was revoked, and he could not reapply for five years, so Xue Yanchao did all the driving these days.

But Ji Zizheng is a guy whose hands are itchy when he doesn't drive.However, Xue Yanchao did not dare to let him drive, so Ji Zizheng could only work as a manual navigator in the passenger seat.

"You're really good at driving," Ji Zizheng said, "Whether you're driving maggots or not?"

Xue Yanchao pressed the button on the horn with the Bumblebee logo sticker on it: "Why don't you tell it to make the Bumblebee change its shape and fly over?"

"Go and go," Ji Zizheng said, "Don't drive this car next time."

Xue Yanchao didn't understand: "Why, our bumblebee plate is so beautiful and smooth."

Ji Zizheng said: "It's yellow and muttering, the color is too eye-catching."

Under Ji Zizheng's various ridicules, Xue Yanchao still insisted on himself, drove quickly to the gate of Qing Bar, parked the car and entered.

The charges here are high, there are not too many people, and it is not as noisy as a bar. Twos and threes gather at a table, drinking and chatting, and the soft music makes people relax their tense nerves.

The resident singer was a young man with a very flavorful voice, singing "Lonesometown" in a hoarse and vicissitudes of life.

Xue Yanchao's slightly lighter mood suddenly became depressed again. As soon as the wine was served, he began to drink it vigorously. After the drink was finished, he began to confide in Ji Zizheng, saying that he was tortured by the leader every day when he was a designer, and his head was so bald that he was about to die suddenly. Fortunately, he was in college. After taking the teacher qualification certificate test, I immediately jumped to teach. As a result, I was tortured by bullies every day after I went to teach, and I was crushed by various factions in the public institution. I lived a very depressing life. Later, I went to act in online dramas and thought I would be an actor. It's going to be popular and it's time to reach the pinnacle of life, but the result is not a salted fish. The commercial value depends on the company's packaging and all kinds of false data, and my acting skills are poor. , no network and no ability, even a vase can counterattack into an emoticon package, the more I talk, the more I feel that I have no way out, very desperate.

It was rare for Ji Zizheng not to ridicule him, and said seriously: "If you change careers, the starting point will indeed be lower than most of your peers. But after overcoming professional obstacles, your original professional education background will allow you to go further than others. "

Xue Yanchao was paralyzed on the sofa, weak and helpless but able to drink, one bottle after another was like pouring boiled water, Ji Zizheng thought he had a huge amount, so he didn't stop him, but Xue Yanchao drank a few high-strength cocktails, but he didn't drink When she was tall, she hugged Ji Zizheng and began to cry bitterly, making the surrounding tables stare at them.

"I really like acting. I was a left-behind child since I was a child, and my grades were not good. Before I went to college, I didn't even take a plane or a train. I have no special skills and abilities. I am a very boring person. If I didn't go to acting, I would There is no such rich life experience at all.”

Xue Yanchao was as sad as a lovelorn: "I know that I will never be able to become a superman in my life, but when I act, at least I can become a superman on the screen. I want to act for the rest of my life. I don't need to be rich or rich. If you are famous, it’s good to be happy, but now I don’t even have the ability to live my whole life by acting.”

Ji Zizheng pushed him away, and said indifferently, "Wake up, Warner Bros. will not allow Chinese actors to play Superman."

Xue Yanchao cried even more sadly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Don't complain about the unprofessional classes," Ji Zizheng said, "The drama schools of Chinese Opera, Nortel, and Shanghai Opera, as well as the first, second, and performance departments of higher vocational colleges, there are so many acting majors every year. Graduates, don’t they all become stars? There are so many powerful actors at home and abroad who didn’t come from acting backgrounds, and people rely on learning and comprehension. Work hard enough to seize opportunities, do you understand?”

Xue Yanchao looked at him in confusion and shook his head vigorously.

Ji Zizheng patted him on the head, and said with a sneer: "With your virtue, you are like a child. When you encounter problems, you can only yell, or you will complain about others and drink alcohol. In addition to showing your face, there is only a piece of glass shards left to fill it. My little heart, I'll cei at every turn. Every day I always feel that I have dreams and feelings, and the whole world should owe me a little golden man. Hmph, you can pull it down."

"Don't think about what you have and what you don't have right now, you know? If you are on a variety show, you should do your best, if you are on a film crew, you should do your best at filming, and do your job well first." Ji Zizheng said, "If you have any problems, you should solve them. Is it useful to just vent your emotions? ? All day long, I will bury this one and bury that one, motherfucker, I have such a fleshy body for nothing."

Xue Yanchao's face was filled with grievance: "Aren't you burying me now?"

Ji Zizheng said: "Yeah, I can just bury you. With my ability, how dare you do anything to me?"

Xue Yanchao moved over crying, and a tall 1.9-meter-high one stuck to Ji Zizheng's body like a koala, and from time to time he hummed a sentence or two, "You're right" and "I'm just a salted fish".

Ji Zizheng was watched by everyone for a long time, and suddenly he didn't want to drink anymore, so he dragged him outside, with great effort.

Fortunately, this bar is very close to Ji Zizheng's residence, avoiding drunk driving.Ji Zizheng originally wanted to call a car for Xue Yanchao to take him back to the company, but as a drunk, Xue Yanchao probably couldn't climb the stairs at the company, so he had to carry him to his apartment.

Ji Zizheng had a headache, and he was sweating from the exhaustion of taking these two steps. This kid was dead, and his body was so hard that he panicked. He didn't know how to get him upstairs, so he blew a big blow on his face. The mouth slapped him awake: "Can you walk? I can't carry you anymore."

As a result, Xue Yanchao opened his eyes in a bewilderment, and saw a piece of green grass next to him. Suddenly, as if he had been pressed to restart, he jumped up from Ji Zizheng, knelt down on one knee, and held Ji Zizheng's hand : "Director Ji, you must give me this chance."

Ji Zizheng was stunned: "What chance? Is there something wrong with you?"

Xue Yanchao looked serious, and said loudly in a mysterious English accent: "Young man, I swear to you by Rosalind's jade hand, I am him, that unfortunate him!"

Ji Zizheng: "..."

"Really?" Xue Yanchao squeezed her throat and said in a female voice, "But are you really in love as your poem said?"

Then he switched back to a male voice: "Nothing can express the depth of my love."

Xue Yanchao stood up, asked himself and answered: "Love is just a kind of madness; I tell you, a person who has love should treat him like a madman, shut him up in a dark room and whip him. Then why don't they cure love with this punishment? Because that kind of madness is so common that even people with whips are in love. But I have a cure for it."

He finished reciting this long line without stuttering at all, looked at Ji Zizheng with foggy eyes, and under the dim streetlight, his side face looked very gentle: "Have you ever healed anyone?"

Ji Zizheng understands now, this is Shakespeare's "As You Like It".

In "As You Like It", the male protagonist Orlando is infatuated with the female protagonist Rosalind, which is almost a kind of knightly love worshiping. He even carved love sonnets on trees, and hung them all over the place. This forest, full of romantic exaggeration, has become the target of ridicule.The heroine Rosalind often ridicules his object-oriented concept of love, but finally accepts him, and the ending is happy.

In this passage, Orlando confides his deep love for the "shepherdess" Rosalind to Rosalind who is disguised as a man, and admits that he is the one who hangs the poems that compliment Rosalind on the tree, and Rosalind mocks He said that he would help him cure love and wash his heart clean.

Xue Yan memorized his lines with super precision, articulated clearly, he might not be so full of energy when he was not drunk, and he would never be able to tell that this guy was drunk if he closed his eyes, but in fact, this drunk would lose his footing , staggered a few steps, and almost slammed his head into a tree. Ji Zizheng helped his forehead, and quickly clasped his shoulders: "It's really interesting for you to be crazy about drinking, and it's easier to recite lines than usual when you're drunk." too much."

Xue Yanchao said with a serious face: "Answer me quickly, boy."

"Get out, don't be so fucking convulsive," Ji Zizheng said, "Either take a taxi back by yourself, or come to my house to make do for the night."

Xue Yanchao hugged him and began to cry again: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Why the fuck is there an audience?" Ji Zizheng was helpless. After several times of struggle, he realized that this drunk had no logic at all, and could only cry and cry, "Okay, okay, I said it's okay! Shut up! Don't cry It's gone! Don't feel ashamed, you."

"Yes, one was healed; the method was this: he pretended that I was his lover, his mistress, and I made him come to me every day to woo me; I was a capricious boy then, and now I was sad, now Tenderness, turn your face for a while, yearn for a while, be happy for a while, proud, weird, tricky, shallow, frivolous, sometimes full of tears, sometimes full of smiles. A little bit of all kinds of emotions, but none of them are real, just like big Most children are like women; sometimes they love him, sometimes they loathe him, sometimes they cool him, sometimes they cry for him, sometimes they spurn him: so I drive my suitor's mad love to madness indeed, so that As for abandoning the world and becoming a hermit, I can also use this method to wash your heart and liver clean, like a sheep heart without any blemishes, without any trace of love."

Rosalind has always been regarded as the fullest and most charming character in Shakespeare's works. Her witticisms make people laugh, but they do make sense.

Dramatic love is always fickle.

"I don't want to be cured, young man." Xue Yanchao hugged him, lowered his head and kissed him, "I want to call you Rosalind, and I will come to your thatched hut every day to woo you."

The author has something to say:

original lines

Orlando: I don't want to heal, boy

Rosalind: I can cure you if you call me Rosalind and come to my cottage every day and woo me.

It is said that the heroine of "As You Like It" is usually played by a little boy

Emmmmm so gay in gay gas