My target person set collapsed [entertainment circle]

The program group following the trend quickly sniffed out the audience's extraordinary attention to male and female CP from this small-scale ripping of X, so they added a guest temporarily in the third issue—— Ye Huai.

Xue Yanchao was notified of this incident by the program team just one day before the shooting of the third episode. He was 1 in his heart, and immediately went to Weibo to go to the official blog of the program to watch. Sure enough, the guests of the third episode had been released. Ye Huai also quickly forwarded Weibo to cooperate with the publicity.

Unsurprisingly, Xue Yanchao's Weibo went viral again.

This time it's the turn of CP powder and rot to start frying.

CP fans of Ye Huai and Xue Yanchao: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

CP fans of Pei Yu and Ye Huai: Huai Chao has been BE for a long time, okay? Our Yu Huai is the king.

Xue Yanchao and Pei Yu's CP fans: Oh my god, what kind of Bermuda Triangle is this? Mom, what kind of CP am I cute hahahaha.

Xue Yanchao's Fu Wei: Please let me perform a death in place, this new love and old love Shura field is so damn sweet, our family flower is really a golden flower hahahaha, those who support 3P praise me.

Xue Yanchao flicked through the comments for a while, his face went numb for a moment, and he thought I should reflect on why my fans want me to be slept by other men every day. Hey, it doesn’t matter if I sleep with a handsome guy or a handsome guy, but sisters, you have to give it to me first. a boyfriend? ! What is YY, you rabbits have become magicians in mother solo, is it interesting to write small H texts for me? !

Xue Yanchao quit Weibo depressedly, opened Xiaolan, and looked at the chatting messages sent by different users in the chat history. After all, he still didn't have the courage to make a date, so he had to silently clear his love mind.

Things outside the program were still tangled, but the recording of the third episode started as scheduled, and Xue Yanchao rushed to the recording location of the third episode—Wuyuan without stopping.

Wuyuan is adjacent to Jingdezhen, bordering Anhui and Zhejiang provinces. Although it is in the same province as Xue Yanchao’s hometown, the living customs and accents are actually very different. After all, in the southern hilly area, every other village may not understand each other’s language.

When Xue Yanchao was a sophomore, the school organized them to go to Wuyuan to sketch. At that time, they walked through the ancient Hangzhou-Huizhou Road, prepared their own tents like donkey friends, and camped in the open air. They saw rapeseed flowers in Wuyuan from Qionghua, Yangzhou.So Xue Yanchao was still very impressed with Wuyuan. He used the elements of Huizhou architecture in his graduation project at that time.

The meeting place was at a homestay in Jiangwan Town, Wuyuan. Xue Yanchao and his assistant Xiao Wang met Ye Huai at Jingdezhen Airport just as they got off the plane.

Xue Yanchao felt that with his physique, he was really afraid of whoever would come, but there was nothing he could do. Since they all met face to face, they must say hello.It would be fine if Ye Huai was alone, Xue Yanchao would never even bother to look at him. Anyway, the relationship between the two of them in private was so bad that they would greet each other's matriarchal family members whenever they met, but now Ye Huai's situation is too big. Assistants, managers, make-up artists, and a large group of people followed him, making it look like his mother was leaving the palace. If Xue Yanchao dared to flirt with Ye Huai, the team might not know what to do behind the scenes.

Xue Yanchao thought that one more thing is worse than one less thing. Anyway, he was smiling on his face, and he had too many MMP things in his heart, so he bit the bullet and said hello to Ye Huai. Reminiscing about the old days with him kindly, personable and gentle.

Xue Yanchao hahahahahahahaha the whole process, Ye Huai shut up, he immediately said goodbye, got in the car and left, he couldn't help reaching for his phone as soon as the car left, he went to WeChat to complain to Shen Zhengfeng, but Shen Zhengfeng was at the forefront of the second line of bald men The pillar of the country probably doesn't know who Ye Huai is, so after thinking about it, he turned to Gu Yao to complain: Why did the program group invite Ye Huai to come?I don't know why the guest of the third issue suddenly added him.

Gu Yao majored in music at university, and his family is in good condition, the second generation of the local demolition.He and Ye Huai were contestants at the same time in a certain talent show before, and they were well-known, but Gu Yao was not happy to be a professional singer. The show was just for two games, and he neither sought sponsorship nor signed a company, so he was shortlisted for the finals When it was brushed down.At that time, Gu Yao and Xue Yanchao knew each other because of Ye Huai, but after Gu Yao retired from the competition, he and Ye Huai basically had no contact with each other, but his relationship with Xue Yanchao has always been good.

Gu Yao: Well, I saw the official blog of your program group promoting it.Are you recording a show with him now?

Xue Yanchao: Yes.

Xue Yanchao: I'm really surprised. The program team told us before that there would be no special guests for the third episode. The filming is about to start, and one is suddenly airborne. Couldn't this be forced by him?

Gu Yao: Save the scene, maybe

Gu Yao: Maybe your director thinks it’s too boring just the four of you

Xue Yanchao: ...

Xue Yanchao: I was really afraid that when I was recording the show, someone who couldn't hold back would start a fight with him.

Gu Yao: I'm curious who Pei Yu helps.

Xue Yanchao: ...It is more likely that he will watch a play.

Although Xue Yanchao and Pei Yu interacted a lot in these two episodes, mocking each other and having a great time playing tricks, but in fact, most of them are for the effect of the show.The two of them often hold together mainly because they feel that the other party has a good sense of variety, and the cooperation will not be too strenuous.In private, the two of them actually had an average friendship, not to mention the difference, but they definitely didn't walk together like the brothers shown on the show.

The love between Ye Huai and Pei Yu Jin Jian definitely added a fan CP filter. After all, Ye Huai’s intention to fly solo is very obvious. He feels that the development of KAKURO basically depends on him alone, so he looks down on the others. The little brother who can only show his face, but Pei Yu is the captain, and he is more popular than him. Of course, the company will allocate more resources to Pei Yu. There must be conflicts between them, otherwise Pei Yu will not have a low EQ. As for making a joke with Xue Yanchao to blackmail Ye Huai, what's more, Pei Yu's later performance was obviously not low in emotional intelligence.

But no matter what the relationship between the three is, if you don't spend three days with them, you have to endure it. After all, the contract stipulates that they can't record a good cute baby variety show as a martial arts variety show.

At the very beginning of the third recording session, everyone was eating and shopping, listening to the hostess introduce the customs of Jiangwan Ancient Town, they were in a good mood, and the children’s innocent laughter and tone adjusted the atmosphere. The atmosphere was not bad.But when you start grouping tasks, this gradually becomes subtler.

Different from the loose setting of one game session per day in the previous issues, the theme of this issue is to showcase the local unique traditional wedding customs, so the related small tasks derived from it are very characteristic of Wuyuan’s local customs, such as arranging the wedding room, helping Prepare the banquet and arrange the dowry for the bride.Of course, this is just the setting of the game. Although the bride is young, she has already married her groom. This time, the make-up wedding was discussed with the program team in advance. Ben's father and the children only participated in the activities. Many links must not be completed entirely by them. Otherwise, there is no bride who only started to buy the dowry three days before her wedding.

After drawing lots and dividing them into groups, the program group immediately assigned the tasks for the first day.

A group of He Yinan, Dou Zi, and Ling Dang ran errands for the groom, sending "dragon and phoenix wedding cakes", "pairs of red candles", "female and male live chickens" and "Chinese New Year pigs" to the bride's house.

A group of Fu Yanxing, Oli, and Jinjin went to the village to invite a wedding reception team, and followed the wedding reception team to rehearse and play joy.

A group of Pei Yu, Xue Yanchao, and Ye Huai were in charge of purchasing the last dowry for the bride—a set of beautiful and local-style bean-green glazed blue-and-white dowry porcelain.

Xue Yanchao is very speechless about this grouping, and the show is too obvious to make things happen. Qingliu variety shows are all illusions, as long as there are hot spots, we must make good use of them, and if there are no conflicts, we will force you to create conflicts.

After being divided into groups, the trio of Pei Yu, Xue Yanchao, and Ye Huai followed the guidance of the program group and walked to a nearby porcelain shop. It's really convinced of their language skills. The verbal battle between the female stars is not as exciting as yours. One or two are not big, and their hearts are not small.

As a silly white sweet, Xue Yanchao automatically and consciously concentrates on Tai Chi. Playing tricks with these two masters is definitely a lot of mistakes. It is safer to stay away from the battlefield. It is better to have no sense of presence in this issue than to leave black spots People follow the rhythm.

Wuyuan is not far from Jingdezhen, only one or two hours by car, but in order to save time, the program team still did not take the three people to Jingdezhen as originally planned, but sent them directly to the surrounding porcelain factory.The program team specially selected a small kiln factory specializing in dowry porcelain, and asked old craftsmen to teach these three overage apprentices how to make dowry porcelain.

The production process of porcelain is quite complicated, and it has to go through a series of complex processes such as clay refining, blank drawing, blank printing, blank sharpening, blank drying, engraving, glazing, kiln firing, painting, and glaze color.But for a seemingly simple craft like glazing, if you don’t have more than 20 or [-] years of hard work, you can’t even fill in the color well.Moreover, the requirements for dowry porcelain are more refined and delicate. It is absolutely impossible for the three of them to burn a set of exquisite dowry porcelain in one day. They say they are learning how to make porcelain, but they are actually fooling around with old craftsmen.

The step of making the mud has long been done by the workers. When Xue Yanchao and the others came over, the porcelain stones were already settled mud, and the water was even, so they started to pull the embryos as soon as they got started.

The operation of embryo pulling is relatively common, and it is basically a must for primary school handicraft classes. This is the stage where the mud ball is placed in the center of the turntable to shape it, and it is a test of the craftsmanship of the embryo pulling master.Because different clay materials have different shrinkage rates, in addition to considering the hardness and porcelain shape, the blank drawing method must also be adjusted according to different shrinkage rates.If the size of the work is still large, it must be drawn in sections.

The three of them put on the overalls of the porcelain factory and watched the demonstration of the embryo drawing master.

The embryo-drawing master took a lump of mud and slapped it directly on the turntable of the embryo-drawing machine. When the switch was turned on, the turntable began to rotate.Embryo drawing is also called mud-moving. The "earthworm mud-moving pattern" often said by potters refers to this mud-moving.One pull one stand, one break one grid, porcelain will naturally stand upright.

Then there is the opening and pressing of the bottom. After the thumb is pressed into the opening of the mud ball, it can be pushed out quickly. After the mud ball has undergone the opening and bottom pressing, it does not look like the shape of the finished bottle, but looks like a simple soil. pot.

Then the embryo drawing master skillfully began to turn the outer edge, and pressed with four fingers, a little bit to modify the opening feeling, but when he straightened it, the shape of the mud ball suddenly changed, and the short soil basin jumped up suddenly, forming a Yao Ming, who entered the soil basin class.After forming a tube, pulling it up, and stretching it out, the repeatedly expanded mud ball has successfully come out of the shape of the bottle, and the embryo drawing is completed.

After the embryo drawing master finished the demonstration, he signaled the three of them to get started.

Xue Yanchao carefully opened the hole with his hands, turned over the edge, straightened it upright, and a large earthen jar came out.

"Hey," said the master, "you can't do this, the inner wall is too thick, let's make it thinner."

Xue Yanchao had no choice but to dig mud frantically when the tube was formed, and his hands were covered with paste. The mouth of the bottle was much thinner, but the body of the bottle was almost gone, and there was almost only one mouth left in the whole bottle.

"Master, do you think this can be rescued?" Xue Yanchao struggled with this mud ball for a long time, but he was really helpless.

"You don't need to rescue it," the embryo-drawing master was also very helpless, "the grass on the grave is as tall as a person."

Everyone burst into laughter.

The embryo-pulling master opened another embryo-pulling machine for Xue Yanchao, kneaded the mud again, and taught him by hand. Xue Yanchao finally didn't make another washbasin.

Pei Yu and Ye Huai also stumbled and finished it. The old master went over to trim the embryos for the three of them, and only then did they have a reluctant appearance of a porcelain vase.

The mud embryo was finally formed after untold hardships, and the workers rushed to process and dry it.

In the subsequent process of printing embryos, sharpening embryos, and drying embryos, the three of them actually did not participate in it. They watched silently from the sidelines. Only when engraving and glazing, did they carefully hold the bone knife under the guidance of the master craftsman. Scribbled on it for a while.

Three ugly porcelain blanks were put into a sagger and burned.The three of them finally finished their porcelain handicraft class, and got a set of dowry porcelain prepared by the program group in advance.

Xue Yanchao quietly asked the director: "Then can we take away the bottle we made ourselves?"

"Okay," said the director, "I can bring it back to you tomorrow."

Xue Yanchao was very happy. After all, it was a long day of hard work. Although the finished product may be ugly, it's good to have a souvenir.

They stayed at the porcelain factory for lunch, and when they returned to the homestay, they found that everyone was as tired as a dead dog.

The dinner was served by the owner of the homestay, and there was a table of authentic Anhui cuisine, steamed vegetables with powder, goose neck, mountain fern, steamed cakes, and dried vegetables, which were quite rare.

After dinner, everyone dispersed, either wandering outside in twos and threes, or going back to the room to rest.

Xue Yanchao took Ollie around the village quietly, found a small shop at the entrance of the village, took out the business card of the porcelain factory from his pocket, asked the small shop to borrow a public phone and called the porcelain factory.

"Hey, boss," Xue Yanchao said, "do you still accept the dowry order?"

When the boss heard that there was a business coming, he immediately regained his energy and yelled loudly: "What do you mean, do you want it alone or as a set? If you want it alone, do you have a duster bottle, a general jar, a flower cup, a hat tube, a wax gourd jar, or a shape jar?"

Xue Yanchao said frankly why there are so many types, and said: "Then the whole set, can I customize the pattern?"

Boss: "It's up to you, flowers and birds, ladies, and baby plays, you don't care."

He struggled for a while, and asked Oli quietly: "What was the name of the oil painting that you said your uncle liked?"

"The Sistine Madonna," said Ollie, without looking up, as he was playing marbles with a nearby kid.

Xue Yanchao: "..."

Xue Yanchao: "...boss, can you draw a statue of the Virgin Mary?"