My target person set collapsed [entertainment circle]

Eighteenth-line fresh meat on the highway outside the Fifth Ring Road, is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

Behind the seemingly suicidal hype of the exhibitionist, there is another hidden story

Resist improper male-male relationships and build a harmonious entertainment industry

Xue Yanchao was brainstorming various news headlines while admiring Beijing's Sixth Ring Road at one o'clock in the morning.

There are no people at this point now, otherwise Xue Yanchao would have jumped from the [-]th line of fresh meat to the psychiatric fresh meat of Anding Hospital in one go, and the bulletin boards of the whole community will be popular.

All he had left was a pair of swimming trunks, his right cheek was swollen, and there was a big bruise on his shoulder and back, which was caused by a fight with an old fat man just now defending his virginity.

From college to work, Xue Yanchao stayed in the imperial capital for five or six years, but he still didn't know any place on the way out of the academy, so now he can only wander around, seeing if he can get a ride on the street.

In the end, he finally ran into a trench where he was racing in the middle of the night, and he risked his life to stop the car. In the end, he was treated as a pervert and called the police.

In October, the night wind in the north is a bit chilly.

Xue Yanchao sat on the reclining chair by the side of the road without love, and decided to stop a car to try his luck. If it didn't work out, he could only spend the night like this, and then go back in a police car.

After waiting for a long time, he finally saw from a distance a sports car with double flashing lights squeezed crookedly at the side of the driveway, and rushed over immediately.

Ho, boy, Aston Martin

There are three exhaust pipes, and the street will be blown up in minutes

Just as Xue Yanchao was about to knock on the car door, the door bumped against him and opened, and a man in a suit and leather shoes came out, reeking of alcohol, knelt down with a plop and began to vomit.

"It's my nerves. If you run into drunk driving, you won't be afraid of being struck by lightning," Xue Yanchao thought, and waved to the buddy, "Hello!"

After the buddy vomited, he vaguely saw a naked man coming out of nowhere, he was startled, and subconsciously kicked him in the crotch.

Xue Yanchao turned pale with shock, and quickly covered his crotch: "Fuck! Big brother! Big brother! I'm not a pervert!"

The buddy frowned at him.

Xue Yanchao kept a distance of one meter from the other party with lingering fear: "I... I really just came to take a ride. Can I take a ride? When I get home, I'll go get the money and pay you?"

The owner of the supercar sat back in the driver's seat and looked at Xue Yanchao expressionlessly.

"Brother, you are really a good person!" Xue Yanchao saw inexplicably good intentions from his extremely indifferent poker face, and was so moved that he was about to cry. He walked around to the passenger, ready to open the door.

Before his hand touched the car, the window of the passenger seat was lowered, and a suit jacket was thrown towards Xue Yanchao, covering Xue Yanchao's head

Aston Martin roars away with the characteristic carbon-ceramic sneer from under the bonnet.

Xue Yanchao: "..."

Xue Yanchao silently pulled off his suit jacket and put it on his body. There was a strange smell of chypre perfume mixed with wine. Patient Xue, who was suffering from allergic rhinitis, even sneezed.He continued to walk forward, feeling that his pocket was bulging, and he reached out to take a look. There was a stack of hundred-yuan bills, and he immediately felt warm in the world.

After wandering around for an unknown amount of time, Xue Yanchao finally found a 24-hour convenience store, bought some food, and asked the clerk to borrow a mobile phone to call his buddy Shen Zhengfeng.

Xue Yanchao hit several times in a row, Shen Zhengfeng finally answered, and scolded all over his head and face: "Xue Yanchao, what the hell is wrong with you? The middle of the night, the midnight bell for spanking."

"Big ram! Help!" Xue Yanchao yelled at the phone, and then hung up.

Shen Zhengfeng: "...fuck?"

Shen Zhengfeng drove for more than an hour, relying on the clerk's manual navigation to find Xue Yanchao who looked ashamed.

"What fun games are you playing in the middle of the night?" Shen Zhengfeng turned the steering wheel and turned around, "Did you make it look like this?"

"Playing with you, uncle," Xue Yanchao said, "I'm single, and you still run on me."

"Didn't you say you were filming these days?" Shen Zhengfeng asked him, "Filming with Mr. Ozawa, it's so offensive."

Xue Yanchao sighed: "Hey, you also know that our pheasant company signed a contract with me last second and said it well, and sold me after the fucking change of hands. What kind of broken crew, I guess they came from filming AV , those little girls have been harassed by investors all over the place, I'm so fucking angry."

"Then," Shen Zhengfeng asked, "You investors are attracted by your youthful and invincible body, so you decided to change to GV?"

"I can't help it either," Xue Yanchao said brazenly, "beauty is really an original sin."

"Yes, yes, yes," Shen Zhengfeng sneered, "I only have a face left."

Xue Yanchao sighed: "Hey, my mother still expects to earn some money for retirement while I'm not old. Now that I'm fine, I'm completely unemployed."

"It's amazing," Shen Zhengfeng said, "I didn't realize that you have such integrity."

"Of course," Xue Yanchao said, "I'm a principled gay guy, and I'd rather Xue Zang than succumb to unspoken rules."

The principle mainly depends on the face

second hand

then look at the waist

"Next year will be another dull year," Xue Yanchao said, "with the loss of my excellent works, the spiritual world of the people will return to barrenness."

"Your face is so big that I can hardly fit it in my car," Shen Zhengfeng said, "You are only an [-]th-tier internet celebrity, but you will always act in online dramas with brain-dead love, cheating on little girls, don't act like that." The face of an artist."

Xue Yanchao recalled Jiu Yuan's feast of emojis, and said with emotion: "No one will spray the sunspots, they will be lonely."

Shen Zhengfeng: "Yeah, you're going to be cold soon, and you don't have to post any dirty stuff. Will my Weibo lose followers?"

Xue Yanchao: "...Your uncle."

"Go to sleep, unemployed." Shen Zhengfeng turned down the air conditioner a little, "have a good rest today, and wait for the bricks to be moved tomorrow."

Xue Yanchao let out a long sigh, closed his eyes and thought about life.

In his previous life, Xue Yanchao slaughtered pigs and did fortune-telling. In this life, he taught painting. He was tortured every day at the elementary school attached to Air B. He was thinking about changing careers 365 days a year.Once, I was introduced by the parents of the students to audition for a certain web drama and got a role.At that time, it was just for fun. Anyway, the shooting cycle was short, so it didn't have any impact. I earned a box lunch to increase my life experience.

At that time, he saw that the crew was so poor, the director also acted as an extra, and the props group spent nine dollars on daily Taobao. It is so heavy, that small web drama really became popular, and netizens praised it as a mudslide in a love drama. Xue Yanchao, as the leading actor of Qingben Jiaren Naihe Yanyi, because of his beautiful and flowery bunny girl image in the drama As well as Xie Mei’s set of buck teeth that reveal the same style of venom when she smiles, she has become a rookie in the emoji package, known as the buck tooth rabbit, succeeding the curator Jin, the annoying dog and the pond owner, cracking the screen and breaking the sky with laughter.

Later, a brokerage company came to sign him, and Xue Yanchao jumped ship. He switched from caring for the motherland's Bawanghua to caring for thousands of girls in the motherland. The super emotional first love face and the cute and silly little white rabbit set a strong circle of fans, who can be drunk and dreamed of receiving rocket yachts every day by live broadcasting.

Although the company sometimes has some operations like bundling and selling corruption and live broadcast hype, Xue Yanchao is speechless and takes a lot of commissions, but it still gives Xue Yanchao the illusion that the company is kind to him. Some time ago, the agent Said that he had accepted a sports-themed web drama, and the producer felt that Xue Yanchao had great potential, so he was very optimistic about him, and named him to play the male lead.

Xue Yanchao was very happy. Finally, a producer saw through the shining point of his boyish giant muscles set by his stupid and cute person. He thought that he could transform into Dashi Johnson from now on, and he didn't have to worry about his little white rabbit character every day. In the end, he went to swimming The filming scene in the museum is really an eye-opener. The legal program does not deceive me. You humans are too good at playing. I'd better go back and eat grass and be a salted fish rabbit for the rest of my life.

"Da Hong," Xue Yanchao opened his eyes, "Can I make do with your house for a few days? If I stay in the dormitory, my manager will definitely ask Qiao Lanhua to accuse me of being a dead ghost."

"Okay," Shen Zhengfeng said, "Anyway, your sister-in-law is on a business trip this month."

Xue Yanchao slept peacefully.

The car drove downstairs to Shen Zhengfeng's house, and Xue Yanchao was patted awake.

Shen Zhengfeng's house is in the second ring road, a small apartment, not too big, but well tidied up, filled with the smell of dog food.

After Xue Yanchao changed his shoes, he went to his bathroom to take a shower, took the jacket and swimming trunks given by the owner of the supercar and asked, "I put this thing in the red basket?"

Shen Zhengfeng opened a bottle of wine and put it on the table: "Remember to take out your suit jacket for dry cleaning."

"Okay." Xue Yanchao went in to take a bath naked, took off a new bathrobe, and came out after wrapping it casually.He is tall, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, with a pretty good proportion. He has beautiful chest muscles. The shark line on his ribs undulates slightly, which affects the tight bullet muscles. Shen Zhengfeng was quite angry.

"Hurry up and get dressed," Shen Zhengfeng kept his eyes fixed, "Don't freeze."

Xue Yanchao raised his eyebrows at him, whistled and swayed into Shen Zhengfeng's room with his buttocks twisted, and casually went to Shen Zhengfeng's closet to find an old ball jersey to wear, at least he didn't need to be naked, but it was a little short , does not fit well.

Shen Zhengfeng was even fatter in college than now. He walked around the school wearing shorts all day long, and the fat on his thighs trembled as he walked, like a mountain, especially blocking the way, so their dormitory called him Shen Zhengfeng. "Big ram".

As a result, he is now a little thinner, looks more energetic, and married a very gentle and beautiful wife, which makes Xue Yanchao, a single dog, envious.

Although the wife Xue Yanchao wants to find is not of this gender.

Shen Zhengfeng was sitting on the sofa watching the game and drinking beer. After Xue Yanchao finished blowing his hair, he went to sit next to him, pondering over a bunch of odds and ends he took out of his suit pocket.

"The clothes don't belong to you," Shen Zhengfeng asked, "Whose money does this belong to?"

"After fighting with the old fat man, I was kicked out by the security guards," Xue Yanchao said, "I didn't wear anything, I didn't have any money, so I could only run around, and I ran into a supercar on the street. I took a car back to the city, but the man threw my coat at me and drove away."

"You'll be damned if you're told to go up there," Shen Zhengfeng said, "Who the hell dares to let a mentally ill person who runs around half the night get into the car."

Xue Yanchao was aggrieved: "I ran away, but he was still drinking and driving."

Shen Zhengfeng said: "The police came and caught the two psychopaths, and rushed to show their performance. How wonderful it is."

Xue Yanchao scolded him with a smile, and started counting the wad of money, counting them, and found that there were several business cards inside.

"Mo...Modig..." Xue Yanchao read according to his business card, "What is it? Is this in English?"

Shen Zhengfeng took a look: "It's not English, can it be Pinyin?"

"Hey, then I don't know each other." Xue Yanchao handed the business card to Shen Zhengfeng.

Shen Zhengfeng was helpless: "What level are you at?"

"We art students don't need to pass CET-[-] or CET-[-]," Xue Yanchao said, "Do you think I have encountered English in my four years of college?"

Shen Zhengfeng took the business card over and looked at it: "This is... some Italian handmade suit shop. The buddy you met is a foreigner?"

"It doesn't look like it," Xue Yanchao said, "unless he is of mixed race."

Shen Zhengfeng said: "Then I guess this is not a business card."

Xue Yanchao clicked his tongue: "The red scarf really does good deeds without leaving a name."

Shen Zhengfeng said: "Aren't you planning to return the money?"

"Let's go with fate," Xue Yanchao said, "Wechat says that when you encounter someone's kindness, passing on the warmth is the best reward."

Shen Zhengfeng said: "Okay, you remember to help the idiots who run around in the middle of the night more in the future, and pass this chicken soup on."

Xue Yanchao didn't know that in the future, he would cry and shout to repay his red scarf classmate with a promise of his body.

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