Sacrifice of evil god
Chapter 34 Good words and good momentum
"Look, Qi Guaner, this movement is called 'Night Sailing Boat', we learned it back then, do you remember?"
Another young lady squatted in front of Bai Qi, and unfolded a page of erotic paintings, on which there were two people as usual.The shuttle-shaped boat underneath, with its head and feet tilted, let another person lie between his legs, insert the meat utensils into the cave, and rock back and forth like an oar, so it is called "boating".
"Oh, Qiguaner, you still laughed at me back then, saying that when I practiced this posture, it didn't look like I was sailing a boat, but rather like I was driving a cart. I was driving an ox cart pulling dung! At that time, I was angry with you and cursed You're going to die soon, but I didn't expect, I really didn't expect... Hey, Qi Guaner, I really didn't mean it back then, please come back quickly, ah? I'll do it again I'll show you the ox cart, and you can just laugh at me...'Dizzy-eyed lying on the willows like this, with a crisp chest, I don't feel the golden lotus. The cloud temples are becoming more and more charming, so I tell you to go calmly.'"
After reading the lyrics, the young lady walked away sobbing, and Tao Tie hurriedly called the next one.
"Oh, my Qiguaner, seeing you look like this really makes me sad. Do you still remember that we sat on the jade pillow together and practiced the 'watching the tide' gesture?" ?”
The so-called jade pillow is a kind of prop used by the boys in the South Pavilion to practice on weekdays.Underneath is a square stone, and on top of it stands a jade `potential, which is cold, but it can best relieve and soothe the posterior acupoints scalded by intense friction.Generally, it is made of inkstone, which is quite heavy, so that it can be guaranteed that it will not shake wantonly during intense throughput, but can be as firm as a rock and as stable as Mount Tai.
On the page of the book that the young man was holding, the man who played the role of "Ranshi" was lying on the bottom with his elbows on the ground, lazily holding his meat sword proudly, while another slender man sat with his back facing him. On it, the small greedy mouth opened and closed, devouring it up and down, turning upside down, with blurred eyes.There is also a matching word next to it: "The spring is coming to an end, the love is tired, the beauty should not show off the beauty. It is a deep feeling to be upside down, to swallow and vomit. Looking down at Wuyang, let the ups and downs, just like the waves sailing Zhang. Seeing the desire to melt, the soul is broken, and we can discuss it again."
Tao Tiegao threw a pine nut, caught it with his mouth, chewed it, and praised: "Good words, good momentum! Let me tell you, if I can do this with Meiguaner once in my life, then It’s really a death without regrets!”
Then, amidst the ridicule of "impossible, absolutely impossible in the next life" from the crowd, he calmly waved his sleeves: "Next."
"It's up to me, it's up to me, yours, you can't do it. Who doesn't know that for this cloud and rain thing, you need to do enough foreplay first, and go straight into the cave. How can you get any great fun? Qiguaner Qiguan Son, come, recall this trend with me—'Faqu Xianyin'."
At the top of this page, two people are drawn head to tail.The person below caresses and pokes the tight mouth dripping with honey of the person above, and calls it a "spring explorer"; while the person above uses his mouth to taste the plump and hard cock The giant flute, following the huffing and blowing in the mouth, the lewd voices overflowing from the corners of the mouth, merged into a song of "immortal sound", which got its name for a reason.
"Qiguaner, listen to the lyrics. It's really elegant: flowers are all over the railings, sitting in the jade courtyard in spring, and ninety percent of the music will be exhausted. You can taste the hole flute, rub the cymbals in your hands, and don't count the wind and dragon pipes. Blow carefully, touch lightly, each style is infinite. Love is infinite. After all, it is rainy and cloudy. How can two people be hungry and thirsty? The kite turned over, and Fang fulfilled his wish for a day. How can I be an official? I hope you wake up soon and show the brothers the essentials of blowing the flute again, oh..."
"Hoo--" Tao Tie let out a mischievous whistle after hearing this: "This flute, so there are so many ways? I really have learned a lot! I don't know the 'jade flute' owned by my Meiguan. ’, when you blow it, what kind of ecstasy sound can you make, hahaha.”
"Just dream, you!" The young man raised his finger and nodded Tao Tie's forehead, "You are also worthy of playing Meiguan's flute? Unless your lips are gold-plated hehe!"
Tao Tie rubbed his forehead and muttered: "Why can't Xiao think about it? Don't let me blow it? Okay, wait until tomorrow, when Mei Guaner is fascinated by me, I will ask him to blow me. Tsk tsk , Thinking about it makes me happy, hehe... Next, next."
Another young lady squatted in front of Bai Qi, and unfolded a page of erotic paintings, on which there were two people as usual.The shuttle-shaped boat underneath, with its head and feet tilted, let another person lie between his legs, insert the meat utensils into the cave, and rock back and forth like an oar, so it is called "boating".
"Oh, Qiguaner, you still laughed at me back then, saying that when I practiced this posture, it didn't look like I was sailing a boat, but rather like I was driving a cart. I was driving an ox cart pulling dung! At that time, I was angry with you and cursed You're going to die soon, but I didn't expect, I really didn't expect... Hey, Qi Guaner, I really didn't mean it back then, please come back quickly, ah? I'll do it again I'll show you the ox cart, and you can just laugh at me...'Dizzy-eyed lying on the willows like this, with a crisp chest, I don't feel the golden lotus. The cloud temples are becoming more and more charming, so I tell you to go calmly.'"
After reading the lyrics, the young lady walked away sobbing, and Tao Tie hurriedly called the next one.
"Oh, my Qiguaner, seeing you look like this really makes me sad. Do you still remember that we sat on the jade pillow together and practiced the 'watching the tide' gesture?" ?”
The so-called jade pillow is a kind of prop used by the boys in the South Pavilion to practice on weekdays.Underneath is a square stone, and on top of it stands a jade `potential, which is cold, but it can best relieve and soothe the posterior acupoints scalded by intense friction.Generally, it is made of inkstone, which is quite heavy, so that it can be guaranteed that it will not shake wantonly during intense throughput, but can be as firm as a rock and as stable as Mount Tai.
On the page of the book that the young man was holding, the man who played the role of "Ranshi" was lying on the bottom with his elbows on the ground, lazily holding his meat sword proudly, while another slender man sat with his back facing him. On it, the small greedy mouth opened and closed, devouring it up and down, turning upside down, with blurred eyes.There is also a matching word next to it: "The spring is coming to an end, the love is tired, the beauty should not show off the beauty. It is a deep feeling to be upside down, to swallow and vomit. Looking down at Wuyang, let the ups and downs, just like the waves sailing Zhang. Seeing the desire to melt, the soul is broken, and we can discuss it again."
Tao Tiegao threw a pine nut, caught it with his mouth, chewed it, and praised: "Good words, good momentum! Let me tell you, if I can do this with Meiguaner once in my life, then It’s really a death without regrets!”
Then, amidst the ridicule of "impossible, absolutely impossible in the next life" from the crowd, he calmly waved his sleeves: "Next."
"It's up to me, it's up to me, yours, you can't do it. Who doesn't know that for this cloud and rain thing, you need to do enough foreplay first, and go straight into the cave. How can you get any great fun? Qiguaner Qiguan Son, come, recall this trend with me—'Faqu Xianyin'."
At the top of this page, two people are drawn head to tail.The person below caresses and pokes the tight mouth dripping with honey of the person above, and calls it a "spring explorer"; while the person above uses his mouth to taste the plump and hard cock The giant flute, following the huffing and blowing in the mouth, the lewd voices overflowing from the corners of the mouth, merged into a song of "immortal sound", which got its name for a reason.
"Qiguaner, listen to the lyrics. It's really elegant: flowers are all over the railings, sitting in the jade courtyard in spring, and ninety percent of the music will be exhausted. You can taste the hole flute, rub the cymbals in your hands, and don't count the wind and dragon pipes. Blow carefully, touch lightly, each style is infinite. Love is infinite. After all, it is rainy and cloudy. How can two people be hungry and thirsty? The kite turned over, and Fang fulfilled his wish for a day. How can I be an official? I hope you wake up soon and show the brothers the essentials of blowing the flute again, oh..."
"Hoo--" Tao Tie let out a mischievous whistle after hearing this: "This flute, so there are so many ways? I really have learned a lot! I don't know the 'jade flute' owned by my Meiguan. ’, when you blow it, what kind of ecstasy sound can you make, hahaha.”
"Just dream, you!" The young man raised his finger and nodded Tao Tie's forehead, "You are also worthy of playing Meiguan's flute? Unless your lips are gold-plated hehe!"
Tao Tie rubbed his forehead and muttered: "Why can't Xiao think about it? Don't let me blow it? Okay, wait until tomorrow, when Mei Guaner is fascinated by me, I will ask him to blow me. Tsk tsk , Thinking about it makes me happy, hehe... Next, next."
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