Non-Human Sub-district Office

Very early on, Diwu reflected on why he ended up in this kind of situation.

The three souls and seven souls were all separated, and the body was also dismantled. Those monsters who were used to knocking bones and sucking marrow from others did not disappoint him, not even their strength was spared.

During those years when he was buried in the dragon's veins, his mind and soul were shattered, and his whole body was in a daze, but very occasionally, he was able to gather some fragmented thoughts.

Later, the accumulation of merit gradually increased, and those fragmented thoughts were finally strung together by him.

Why is this happening?

There are many reasons.

In the past, he followed Yan Gui everywhere and made enemies. Yan Gui had the background of Qingqiu Kingdom, but he did not.

He was still very inflated before, and he often did some not-so-good things with the favor of heaven and earth.

To cause trouble and make enemies, to underestimate the enemy-or some other reason.

There are always many reasons to find, but Diwu doesn't think that the things he did will lead to such an end.

He was lying in the dragon's veins, thinking chaotically, no matter how he thought about it, he didn't think it should be.

More occasionally, he would feel that maybe this encounter would give him some new fate.

Such thoughts are always fleeting, and they are buried in the deepest part of my heart when I turn my head.

Who the hell wants to suffer this kind of crime for fate!

Who has the qualifications to let him suffer this kind of crime!

Diwu always thought this way, never concealing the injustice and resentment in his heart.

As his merits and virtues increased, his anger became more and more obvious, and finally the dragon veins carrying him were finally discovered.

In Diwu's impression, before his three souls returned to their thrones successfully, the only one who would chatter non-stop with great interest was Qin Chuan.

The other dragon veins are as quiet and calm as the mountains and rivers they were born in, not even like a monster that has already given birth to wisdom.

But Qin Chuan is different.

Di Wu always felt that the reason why Qin Chuan was so talkative was probably because he was always caught by the human emperor.

For hundreds of years, he took the emperor's house and was caught together.

That period of time was the time when the accumulation of merit was the fastest, and it was also the time when Diwu finally broke free from the chaos.

At that time, when he woke up from the chaos, the first thing he said was: "It's so noisy."

At that time, not long after Qin Chuan was locked up, he would still lose his temper angrily at the human emperor Tuomeng, cry after losing his temper, and then run around in other people's palaces in the middle of the night after losing his temper, da da da , everyone in the whole imperial palace thought it was a haunted ghost, and they couldn't be quiet.

Even the emperor's house was quarreled like a fight.

Then he was discovered by Qin Chuan.

Qin Chuan had a good impression of this big piece of wood carrying a ray of remnant soul, because he knew that if it wasn't for this big piece of wood, he would still be locked up in the small dark room.

Although it's not much better now, at least there is one thing - he can still use some of his consciousness to vent his dissatisfaction.

The human emperor didn't know so much, and was entrusted with dreams several times, basically either looking for someone to eliminate the demon in a panic, or simply offering delicious food and drink to this noisy ancestor.

But few people can chat with Qin Chuan.

His territory is basically equivalent to the territory of a human emperor. In this kind of place, let alone monsters, apart from humans, there are very few creatures with enlightened intelligence.

It's impossible for him to go to the emperor's dream every day.

People are busy every day and work overtime until late. What if they still can't sleep well and die suddenly?

The sudden death of an emperor brought a lot of troubles, and if there was a mess, he would be responsible for all the blame.

So Qin Chuan is noisy, but he is really lonely.

Few people can see him, and no one will chat with him.

Although the royal offerings are very rich, what is the use to him?

I can't eat enough to stuff my teeth, let alone use it.

The appearance of Diwu was like a ray of light piercing the darkness, breaking Qin Chuan's lively loneliness all at once.

When Diwu first met Qin Chuan, Qin Chuan was still a little boy, wearing an ill-fitting black imperial robe, holding bamboo slips that he had scribbled in his hand, just like a miniature version of the emperor outside.

After Diwu woke up from sleep, as soon as he opened his eyes, the little boy squatted beside him with his face propped up and stared at him, and opened his mouth to shout: "Big wood!"

You are a fucking piece of wood.

Diwu, who had seen how noisy Qin Chuan was, wanted to play dead on the spot.

As a result, Qin Chuan jumped on top of him, hopping left and then again, shouting at Big Wood as he jumped.

Diwu pretended to be dead, while pretending to reflect on whether the shitty things he did before were really worth the pain he suffered.

——Not only was he crushed to death by knocking out the bone and sucking the marrow, but he even met a brat when he had a chance to survive.

Oh.

Judging from this brat's body, he should be quite old.

As for whether the natural Shenmu is older or the natural dragon vein is older, this point has long been untestable.

Diwu didn't understand that the other monsters all went for the wise and powerful adult body, unless they were indeed restricted in their juvenile body size.

After all, the appearance and strength of an adult body can be maximized, which monster would think that he is too strong?

None, nonexistent.

But there is a little mental retardation in front of me.

After being caught so many times by humans, he turned into a child like a fool.

Maybe it's because he thinks he hasn't been arrested enough times, just as Diwu thought about it, he was stepped on the face by this little mentally handicapped person.

The little mentally handicapped boy couldn't tell where the head of a big piece of wood was, and the other party ignored him, so he sat down on the big wooden pier he was carrying, and sighed: "Big wood, why are you ignoring me? I have walked so far with you behind my back, and I have worked hard without credit."

"I heard you talking just now, you said I was noisy..." The little mentally handicapped person stopped abruptly at this point, his whole body was struck by lightning, as if he couldn't believe that he was considered noisy.

He sniffed, and cried out with a "wow", "You are a bad wood, you have said nothing for so many years and said I am noisy!"

"..."

Emperor Ya, who was exported by riding a face, was expressionless.

The brains of the two big emperors buzzed from the noise.

Listening to the crying, Diwu felt no fluctuation in his heart, and even felt that he could punch a dragon vein monster with one punch.

"Why are you so bad!" Qin Chuan rolled on the big wooden pier, his two short legs kicked and kicked, "You talk to me, you talk to me..."

The magic sound pierces the brain.

Diwu endured it.

Diwu couldn't bear it.

"Get off me!" he cursed loudly, "It's so noisy!"

Qin Chuan hiccupped from being yelled at, got up and rolled up his too long sleeves while sobbing, and stepped on the big wooden pier with his hips akimbo: "Why are you so fierce!! The emperor outside dare not attack me!! "

"Oh." Diwu replied indifferently, "I am much better than the emperor outside."

"..." The crying little ghost was taken aback when he heard the words, as if he had forgotten about crying, he wiped away the tears and snot from his face, and asked weakly, "...Really?"

Diwu breathed a sigh of relief: "Really."

Qin Chuan twitched and tugged at the imperial robe on his body, and said, "Then you get up and beat him up, and then take me away."

"..."

Diwu fell into a high-quality silence for an instant.

Qin Chuan waited and waited, waited and waited, waited for a long time without waiting for a response, and finally realized that he had been cheated after a long while.

He widened his eyes, narrowed his mouth, and cried again: "Why are you so stupid, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

Teiya took a deep breath.

fuck you.

so annoying!

He decided to pretend nothing happened and let the little mentally handicapped cry.

Qin Chuan cried for a long time. He didn't wait for the movement of the big wooden pier or the offering from the emperor. He cried and hiccupped and stopped crying.

Sitting on the big wooden pier, he burped and whispered, "I, my name is Qin Chuan. The Qin Chuan who is eight hundred miles away is me. What's your name?"

Diwu didn't know what Babaili Qinchuan was, so he felt that this dragon vein was a real mental retardation.

But the little mentally handicapped man was willing to speak up, so Diwu was somewhat relieved: "My name is Diwu."

"I seem to have heard your name before." Qin Chuan thought about it carefully with a crying voice, and then said "ah", "Are you that rumored tree?"

Diwu snorted lightly with some pride.

"How did you become like this?" Qin Chuan looked at the big wooden pier under his buttocks, and stretched out his hand to touch it, "It hurts so much..."

Diwu stopped talking.

He thought it was a little strange to be pitied by such a little mentally handicapped person.

No, he himself does not need the pity of others.

I underestimated the enemy and made it like this, what is there to say.

It's too shameful for a real man to knock out his teeth and swallow his blood, to be pitied by a little devil.

Qin Chuan poked the big wooden pier under his buttocks and asked, "Why are you silent again?"

"Sleepy." Diwu said casually.

"Oh, then you go to sleep." Qin Chuan climbed down from the big wooden pier, looking like he was about to go to the palace to make trouble again, but after taking two steps outside, he ran back again and said, "You What do you like to eat? Do you like sugar cakes? Do you like meat? Or something else?"

"..."

Do you think I look like I can eat now?

"Are you asleep?" Qin Chuan asked, but didn't get an answer, turned his head and left muttering.

Diwu watched the little mentally handicapped go away, looked at the dark ground where the dragon's main body was, stared blankly for a long time, and gradually fell asleep.

Merits are not enough to keep Diwu awake for a long time, and even when he wakes up sometimes, his consciousness is still blurred and chaotic.

He could hear some movement.

Some were talking, some were arguing, some were crying, and some were screaming and growling.

—and then the smell of blood.

Teiya woke up again.

The little mentally handicapped person lay on top of him, as if he had grown up a little bit.

He rolled excitedly on the big wooden pier, as if someone was talking to him, and said to himself excitedly: "The human beings up there are fighting again! I heard that they are going to burn the palace above my head! Ah! If I burn it, I can run away! Diwu, where do we go first! I have a map here! We can go anywhere!"

"Hey, although you haven't woken up yet, it doesn't matter. When you wake up, we will have already run outside!" Qin Chuan happily unfolded the map in his hand, and said happily, "It's been so many years that I don't know what's going on outside. What has become of it, you won’t be able to eat sugar cakes in the past few years, and none of them can be saved for you, there should be some outside!”

Listening to Qin Chuan's murmurs, Diwu felt a little dazed and confused when he first woke up, and it took him a while to realize what happened.

This bloody smell probably means that human beings are about to change their dynasties again.

What suppressed Qin Chuan has always been the formation formed by the palace above their heads. People come and go every day, and some energy and blood of the people walking in it are used to lock the dragon veins to prevent the dragon veins from wandering.

As long as half of the palace above is defective, Qin Chuan will be free.

There was a burnt smell coming from all around, Qin Chuan rubbed his hands, his heart and eyes full of anticipation.

Diwu swept around the dark underground, just like his appearance before going to bed, nothing changed.

It's good to be able to go out, Diwu thought, there is no hope if he stays here all the time, if he can go out for a walk, maybe he can come out by chance.

But in the end he thought highly of Qin Chuan.

No, it should be said that he didn't realize how bad Qin Chuan's luck was at all.

It was so bad that he just ran out from under the half-burned palace, and was caught by human practitioners before he had walked three miles.

Qin Chuan was imprisoned in a small dark room, leaning against a big wooden pier, his eyes were full of tears, hey hey hey hey hey so pitiful.

Rao Diwu was stunned for a while before he realized it. He looked at the circle that looked rough due to his haste, and found the birthplace of the circle based on his many years of experience.

Diwu cleared his non-existent throat, and said, "Take three steps at the threshold."

Qin Chuan, who was humming, was taken aback for a moment, turned his head to look at the big wooden pier he was leaning against, and shouted in a daze, "Diwu?"

"Yes, you listen to me, I will take you out." Diwu responded, and repeated, "Kanwei takes three steps."

"?" Qin Chuan sniffed, "What do you mean?"

"..." Diwu took a deep breath, and explained the basics of formation to Qin Chuan from the beginning.

After a few hours, Longmai escaped with the emperor's house on his back, as if full of grievances and had a support, Qin Chuan changed from whimpering softly to crying without any scruples.

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah , I will take you to find a place to eat."

Feeling Qin Chuan's route along the mountains and waterways on the back of the dragon, Diwu asked slowly, "Are you rich?"

Qin Chuan asked while crying: "What is money?"

"..."

Teiya sighed deeply.

They stayed outside together for a long time this time, and Qin Chuan finally realized that there was no way for Diwu to eat in this state.

So he always took the emperor's house to the deserted mountains, looked around like a thief to make sure there was nothing there, and then moved the emperor's house out of the soil to bask in the sun.

Diwu sometimes wakes up and sleeps, and occasionally he will take the initiative to say a word or two to Qin Chuan when he is in the mood.

"Why did you turn into a cub?" Teiya asked.

Qin Chuan shook his head while basking in the sun, and said, "I think monsters and humans are generally very kind to cubs—except during special periods."

So I also want someone to be nice to him.

But obviously, Qin Chuan, who is a dragon vein, does not have this blessing.

It would be nice not to be arrested and suppressed, what more bicycles are needed.

Sometimes Qin Chuan would ask Diwu: "How did you become like this?"

Diwu didn't answer him until he woke up one time and found that Qin Chuan was captured by humans again, so he replied viciously: "Why were you arrested? That's why I became like this!"

Qin Chuan has been arrested for several years, and finally waited until Diwu woke up. Hearing what he said, he sighed: "Human beings are good or bad."

"The same goes for monsters." Diya said while trying to find a way out.

Qin Chuan, a mentally handicapped little man who can't teach magic circles, is so stupid that Diwu even wonders if Qin Chuan is playing him.

Until how many times Qin Chuan ran and was caught, Diwu finally realized that it was not Qin Chuan who was stupid, but his destiny.

I have never seen a monster with such bad luck, Teiya thought.

It's so unlucky, apart from the explanation of destiny, there is no other reason to be found.

Diwu woke up again, and was not surprised to see Qin Chuan was arrested again.

This little mentally handicapped boy who has turned into a teenager propped his face, and sighed old-fashionedly: "Human beings... are really good or bad!"

Diwu tried to find a solution with a blank expression, and after deliberation said: "Then let's go to the monster's side."

Dragon veins traveling through the Three Realms do not need passages.

Qin Chuan flicked his tail happily, thinking it was okay.

As a result, as soon as he arrived in the Great Wilderness, he almost died violently on the spot, and almost followed in the footsteps of the emperor's house, being skinned, dismantled and eaten.

Qin Chuan was so frightened that he cried and ran away, planning to hide in the ancestral dragon's veins and stay there for hundreds of years and never go out again. As soon as he got close to the ancestral dragon's veins, he bumped head-on with the other two veins.

——It directly hit the three souls of the emperor's house together.

Finally having companions other than the emperor's house, Qin Chuan was so excited that he clings to them every day, clinging to the other two veins.

The memories passed on from other remnant souls are not as rich as getting along with Qin Chuan. The other two dragon veins are as stable as mountains and silent, not like Qin Chuan walking one step and three unlucky steps together. After thousands of years, there is not much Impressive thing.

But staying with Qin Chuan, every day is quite exciting like a survival challenge.

The other two dragon veins have probably never seen Qin Chuan's clingy spirit, and they couldn't leave because they were entangled, so they simply didn't leave. Chat and fart, and occasionally walk around the human town to collect some food and other things.

after that……

Later, Emperor Wu felt that he could do something, so he simply tore down the poker table and went to take revenge.

What happened after that is not known to many.

Diwu spent more than 500 years in the Central Plains to restore his spirit and power, and finally used the organization that Dixiu left behind to accumulate enough merits in the Central Plains. When he felt that he could go back to the Great Wilderness safely, it happened that his old friend asked him to go back to fight The letter was handed over.

The return of the emperor's house to the Great Wilderness caused an uproar in the already chaotic situation.

——Because he came back with a bunch of interstellar weapons, which can be called a mobile arsenal. He didn't even need to use his own monster power to chase other monsters and smash them.

And the monsters on the side of Qingqiu country were armed to the teeth with the weapons and equipment brought back by the emperor's house. Circulation started.

Nowadays, monsters are not a rare species, and they get along quite harmoniously with humans. As the number one military, ammunition, and dealer in the wilderness, Diwu is so busy every day that he feels that life is simply too fucking fulfilling.

Of course, it's not without its flaws.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Diwu stared blankly at Qin Chuan who was crying and rushing towards him from a distance.

Diwu glanced at the few little monsters, and found that they were all monsters working in Dixiu's haunted house.

"Diwu woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Monsters! Lawlessness! Help me beat them up!"

Diwu said very coldly: "Go out."

"I don't!" Qin Chuan tightened his grip, shook off the soot on his head, and said confidently, "Help them for me!"

Diwu looked at those little monsters who turned their heads and ran away after seeing him, and exhaled smoke rings: "Don't fight."

"qaq"

"Don't pester me."

"I'm a cold-blooded animal. It's so hot and I'll help you cool off."

"..."

"If you don't want me to pester you, why don't you wear shirts in the future, you still wear shirts in what age, shit."

"..."

"I think you should learn from Yan Xuanjing and say what's on your mind."

Diwu frowned: "What am I thinking?"

Qin Chuan flicked his tail, triumphantly: "I miss me."

Diwu let out an indifferent "Oh", tore off the dragon wrapped around his body, dunked his dragon's head into the soil with one hand, and planted it as an upside-down garden eel, and then walked slowly with a cigarette in its mouth. gone far.