Non-Human Sub-district Office

It was rare for the three monsters to work together in the office. Lin Mu and Dahei were arguing with each other, while Wu Gui next to him was holding a teacup and listening to the two young monsters talking with a smile.

"By the way, old turtle." Dahei turned his head to look at Wu Gui, took out several jade boxes from the drawer, and put them in front of Wu Gui, with a sullen face, waiting for praise triumphantly.

Wu Gui glanced at him and opened the box.

A clear and slightly cool breath filled the air instantly.

Lin Mu had experienced this kind of breath that would shake people's spirits and make him clear. That was when Yan Gui dug out a large pile of elixir from his small treasury and handed it to the emperor's house.

At that time, I could vaguely smell such a breath.

It is the elixir of the full year. After a long time and wind and frost, it is about to give birth to the elixir of wisdom.

It is completely different from the kind of elixir grown by Lin Mu's own family, which was matured by the essence of the sun and the moon and the power of Dixiu.

It is absolutely impossible for the elixir grown by Lin Mu's family to have such an aura, because the time from seed to maturity is too short, which seems to overwhelm the seedlings. Although the medicinal effect is still powerful, but to be honest, it is not as good as it is. Naturally grown elixir.

However, if it is purely used for healing and spiritual energy storage, Lin Mu's own elixir is enough.

Anyway, these elixirs are only for Di Xiu alone.

At this moment, Dahei was able to produce such an elixir, which really surprised Lin Mu.

Surprisingly, besides Lin Shu, there was also Wu Gui.

He closed the jade box with a "snap", was stunned for a while, then raised his eyes to Dahei: "Where did you get it?"

Dahei said happily: "I found it by accident when I helped Lin Xiaomu look through the materials a few days ago. It wasn't the weekend two days ago. I touched the record and found that it really exists."

Hearing this, Wu Gui took a look at what Dahei was wearing today.

It's very rare, since the grandmother left, he has let himself go. He wears a loose short-sleeved T-shirt and beach pants every day, but today he wears long clothes and trousers.

Because it was also a casual style, the other two in the office didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

As soon as Wu Gui raised his hand, he lifted the sweater off Dahei's body.

Dahei was startled, and quickly knocked off the old turtle's hand, with an offended expression on his face: "What are you doing!"

Although he moved fast enough, none of the people present were ordinary people, and they could still clearly see the very fresh scars on his body during his movements.

Wu Gui took a deep breath and was about to say something when the office phone rang.

As soon as Lin Mu stretched out his hand to answer, Dahei rushed over and picked up the receiver first. After a few answers, he hung up the phone, picked up Lin Mu who was sitting on the side, and rushed out.

Nie Shen, who had been observing by the side, was stunned for two seconds, then quickly got up and chased after him.

——In the entire office, the only person he cared about was a tree.

Dahei dragged Lin Mu and ran far away, and didn't stop until Lin Mu grabbed him with his backhand.

Lin Mu looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"

Dahei took another step, and replied: "There is a monster couple in the community who are about to fight, and their child called for help."

Lin Mu nodded, not too surprised by this kind of thing.

The scope of their street office is much wider than that of ordinary street offices, and they can do everything. Even if monsters want to buy a house in the human world, they don't go to the real estate bureau to go through the formalities.

Because of the talent of the race, the trees have their own fire-extinguishing effect. Basically, as long as he stops there and says a few words, the humans and monsters who are about to fight will all confess and reconcile quietly in a few minutes. up.

So every time there was any dispute, Lin Shu was asked to go there.

The fight between two monsters can be said to be big or small, but the danger of fighting in a place where humans gather is still very high.

Dahei and Lin Mu rushed to the scene and resolved the dispute very skillfully.

Nie Shen, on the other hand, was much faster than them, and immediately caught up with them, and stood by to watch the whole process.

It's nothing more than the fact that the man cheated and the woman exploded in anger, but the point of the monster's explosion is not quite the same as that of a human being.

The woman was not angry about the man's cheating, but that the man's cheating partner turned out to be a weak human being.

How could she be inferior to a weak human being!

Dahei and Lin Mu are different from ordinary humans. They always try to persuade them to break up and not to make peace. When they heard this, they said in unison without any hesitation: "It is recommended to divorce, and the child belongs to you."

Anyway, it is impossible for the child to belong to the man who cheated and went to the human side, otherwise it is not sure what will happen.

Nie Shen looked at Dahei, then at Lin Mu, puzzled, and said, "It is recommended to kill him."

Several monsters turned their heads to look at him, and Lin Mu spoke first: "Shut up."

Nie Shen closed his mouth obediently, watching the female monster hug the cub and pat her buttocks and leave immediately, while Lin Mu and Dahei also left the house after finishing the ideological work and recording of the male monster.

Nie Shen followed them and asked, "Why didn't you kill him?"

"Because it's unnecessary." Lin Mu said.

Nie Shen remembered the messy news he had just seen, and tried to speculate based on the human thinking he had just learned: "He is stronger than that female monster. He lost face and may take revenge."

Lin Mu turned to look at him and nodded: "You are right."

Nie Shen: "?"

"But that has nothing to do with us, because if you want to take revenge, you will be retaliated whether you leave or not." Lin Mu said, "If it is really impossible, that girl will choose to ask for help."

Nie Shen couldn't understand.

It is obviously a matter that can be solved by killing him directly, so why make it so troublesome.

"Because the Central Plains is not suitable for fighting and killing." Lin Mu pointed to a few children in school uniforms who gathered together to take pictures on the street, "Look at these little cubs, if they make any mistakes, they can simply use 'kill them' 'If this kind of thing is solved, they won't be able to play so freely."

Nie Shen was even more incomprehensible: "What does this have to do with them?"

Dahei came over and helped Lin Mu and said, "Because the school is in session at this point, they are skipping class. For the students, this is a big mistake."

Lin Mu nodded: "Whether it's a human or a monster, there are times of rebellion. You can't just kill everything. That's the behavior of a tyrant. Look at you, you have committed such a big murder, and you are not living well now."

Nie Shen heard the words and corrected him, "I'm not wrong."

Hearing this, Lin Mu turned to look at Nie Shen, remained silent for a while, and finally simply chose to give up.

"...OK, you're right."

It is too difficult to break this kind of monster with its own logic chain, Lin Mu chose to entrust this difficulty to his idle father.

Lin Mu turned to look at Dahei, and asked him, "What happened to your box of elixir?"

"Didn't the old turtle's son never recover? He was looking for this elixir." Dahei scratched his head. He is still a stray dog ​​who doesn't understand anything, so he has to repay him."

"I remember his son is also a half-demon." Lin Mu said.

Dahei nodded: "Yes."

Hearing the words, Nie Shen turned his head and looked at Dahei.

"This time is also a coincidence. When I checked the information for you, I saw a big demon from the Central Plains once set up a cave in the Taihang Mountains, and he simply mentioned the way to get in. I took advantage of the weekend to try it out. .”

Dahei grinned: "Maybe it's because I only took that one elixir, so the thunder left by that big demon just caused me a little flesh injury, which is much easier than those decades in the underworld." .”

Lin Mu looked at him, lowered his head and took out a gauze bag that Yan Xuanjing had given him, took out a box of wound medicine from it, and handed it to Dahei.

Dahei looked at the box: "What is this?"

"The wound medicine, Yan Xuanjing gave it to me." Lin Mu replied.

This was the wound medicine that Yan Xuanjing had applied to him after beating him for the first time, and the effect was slightly worse than that of the flesh and bones of the living dead.

In this way, Yan Xuanjing had no common sense and told him that being beaten could make him stronger, and even tricked him into jumping off a building.

Lin Mu looked at Dahei happily taking the wound medicine, recalling Yan Xuanjing's various tricks before, he just felt as if his heart was still like water.

At the beginning, he was probably deceived by the lard, and the vixen did what he said.

But who made Yan Xuanjing have such a beautiful face and fluffy body that people can't put it down!

A group of three non-humans walked back slowly. When they passed by a small restaurant, they saw that the time was almost up, so they simply went in and ordered a few fried dishes.

Of course, the meal should be taken home, otherwise the old turtle would be lonely eating alone.

The central news station was playing on the TV in the small restaurant. Lin Mu glanced at it, and it was the routine series of foreign dire straits. He couldn't help muttering: "The Middle East is fighting again."

Dahei asked for some more cold dishes, and replied, "That's right, so our place is peaceful."

When we came here, it was very busy, but when we came back, Lin Mu and Dahei carried packing boxes, walking leisurely in the sun, chatting with each other, all over the world, inside and outside the country, Nie Shen was quietly on the sidelines as a pendant Listen, thoughtfully.

Lin Mu pushed open the office door: "I'm back! I brought food by the way!"

Unfortunately, there were four monsters in the office who came to apply for the settlement and real estate certificates. Lin Mu and the others couldn't eat right away, so they put down the packing box and started working.

After they dealt with the four households, they went to Wu Gui's desk to open a meal video, and laid out the four lunch boxes, only to realize that there seemed to be something missing in the office.

The three monsters were stunned, and Wu Gui was the first to react. He took out a map from the drawer, and when he opened it, he saw that the mark representing Nie Shen had already stopped in the Middle East.

"?" Wu Gui was full of question marks, "What is he doing here?"

He wasn't too worried that Nie Shen would do something crazy. The restrictions that had been passed on to him for so many years were no joke.

Just as Wu Gui finished speaking, a breaking news message box popped up in the lower right corner of the computer screen in front of them.

It reads impressively: According to our newspaper, at [-]:[-] a.m. local time, explosions occurred at the arsenals of the warring parties in the Middle East at the same time. At present, the two sides have entered a state of truce. As of press time, no organization has issued a statement responsible for the incident.

Wu Gui: "..."

forest:"……"

Big black:"……"

Lin Mu was silent for a long time, and vaguely remembered what he said to Nie Shen this morning, "stopping mass casualties must be a great good thing".

forest:"……"

Gan!

Why didn't I keep my mouth shut!

The author has something to say: Nie Shen: I am awesome!