one punch

It was hot today, so Dou Tianxiao wore a round neck T-shirt, the collar was pulled aside by Jiang Ran, leaving a clear tooth mark on his collarbone.

Both bodies responded quite honestly, and Dou Tianxiao covered his face in shame and indignation.

I don't know when the little flower on the finger fell off, and I don't know where it fell.

"Brother Ran, do you have any water at home, please pour me a glass, I'm dying of thirst." A boy in the living room suddenly yelled.

"Me too." Ye Xi also answered.

"Oh." Jiang Ran responded, and turned to wash the water cup.

Dou Tianxiao glanced at Jiang Ran's crotch between his fingers, leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Did you just... what happened?"

"No." Jiang Ran said with a smile.

"Bah," Dou Tianxiao whispered, "I felt it on my thigh just now."

Jiang Ran was wiping the teacup in his hand, tilted his head and leaned towards it, and said in a low voice, "Then did your thigh feel its exuberant vitality?"

Dou Tianxiao originally wanted to find some comfort because he was too ashamed, but Jiang Ran felt even more ashamed when he asked the question, "There is something wrong with you!"

"If there's something wrong, you won't feel it." Jiang Ran pinched his face with a smile, "How does your thigh feel?"

"That's it, you have everything and I have everything~" In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Dou Tianxiao simply sang, "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"

Jiang Ran couldn't help laughing, and patted him on the forehead before going out, "The reaction shows that we are both fine, and our lives in bed and off the bed will be very harmonious in the future."

Dou Tianxiao turned his head and widened his eyes.

He couldn't believe that a serious person like Jiang Ran could say such shameless words.

Is this still the brother Ran he knew?

"It's still singing." Ye Xi smiled maliciously, "Are you two lazy inside?"

"Drink yours." Jiang Ran put the water glass on the table, and when he sat down, he felt something sticking in his back, and got up again to shake his clothes.

As a result, a small flower fell out.

The roommate happened to see this scene when he turned his head, "Isn't this the flower on Douzi's hand? Why did it get into your clothes?"

"..." An embarrassing question that was suffocating.

"It..." Jiang Ran picked up a small flower on the ground and put it on the coffee table, "Maybe opposites attract."

"Pfft, you're so narcissistic." Lu Menghan laughed out loud first, leading everyone to laugh, and didn't dwell on this issue anymore.

Only Ye Xi glanced at Jiang Ran, and then at the closed kitchen door, knowing that things must not be that simple.

Dou Tianxiao pulled off his collar, and saw the tooth marks on his collarbone in the reflection of the refrigerator door, which was still a little red.

The flirty words Jiang Ran left before he left were still circling in his mind.

life in bed...

what!

shameless!

Dou Tianxiao simply rubbed his face with cold water before he walked out slowly. Everyone had already changed the subject and started discussing what to have for dinner.

Jiang's mother went shopping and watched movies with her friends. There was no one at home to cook, so she left some money on the table for them to settle on their own.

Lunch is KFC takeaway, so I don't want to eat fried food at night.

The head of the house suggested: "Why don't you grill it? Let's go downstairs and order something together, and then pack it up."

"Ah..." Lu Menghan showed a troubled expression, "It's greasy again, if you eat too much, you'll get fat."

"Then why don't we go out to eat hot pot?" The head of the house suggested again.

"What kind of hot pot are you eating in this hot weather?" Lu Menghan retorted again.

"I heard that there is a new ice cream hot pot restaurant in the city center. How about Liangliang hot pot?" The head of the house proposed for the third time.

"Is it delicious..." Ye Xi expressed doubts, "I don't feel full."

A group of people chattered and discussed for a long time, suggesting all major cuisines of Sichuan, Shandong, Guangdong, Huaiyang, but still no one could decide what to eat.

"How about I cook." Jiang Ran said.

His roommates immediately said: "It's still KFC! The chicken at noon was delicious, and I want to eat it again!"

"Second second! Chicken is a must, my digestive system tells me I want KFC today."

Several people patted their thighs, their voices were high-pitched and calm, as if they didn't want to give anyone any chance to refute.

"Why!?" Lu Menghan really wanted to try Jiang Ran's cooking skills, "I think cooking at home is healthy and more affordable."

"Healthy!?" Several roommates slapped their thighs as if they had heard some terrible joke.

Dou Tianxiao recalled the coriander-flavored hamburger in the hospital, and was secretly enjoying himself. When Jiang Ran saw him, he twisted his thigh and yelled "Aww".

"Don't laugh," the head of the dormitory was the first to slow down, "Save Brother Ran, let him do it, and we can order KFC."

Lu Menghan finally understood from their exaggerated performance, "Isn't Jiang Ran's cooking delicious?"

The head of the house's expression became serious: "It's not that it tastes bad, it's very, very bad."

"It's not edible," another added.

As soon as the words fell, two pillows flew over and hit their mouths.

A roommate expressed his experience of almost dying on the spot last year with great pain.

"At that time, we went back to the dormitory after playing ball, and we were a little hungry. We wanted to take a shower first, and asked Brother Ran to cook the instant noodles for us. In addition, we needed to add more ingredients to supplement nutrition," said several people who had already started laughing , "Normal people understand this, right? Add some ham sausage, bacon slices, fish tofu, etc., I have them all in my closet. In the end, our Brother Ran..."

The man laughed so hard he couldn't see his teeth, "Poured a whole box of pure milk into the spicy beef noodles and boiled it."

"To be honest, Brother Ran's attainments in food culture can be described as invincible. There is no creature in the universe that can compare with him."

"Roll, roll, roll!"

All the people on the sofa raised their heads and started laughing wildly.

Jiang Ran tried to restore a bit of a man's dignity in front of his little boyfriend, "It was just an accident, you didn't make it clear, can snacks be called nutritious? The product packaging instructions say all kinds of additives, preservatives, shelf life Can a year’s worth of food be nutritious? And I’ve seen instant noodles cooked with milk on the Internet, and it’s not unpalatable.”

Out of consideration for their own survival, a group of people finally voted to decide on the meal for dinner-KFC.

When the delivery boy knocked on the door, the person who said "I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat, I ate KFC at noon and I eat it in the evening will kill me" was the first to rush to open the door, carrying something and said, "It smells so good Ah! I'm hungry."

There were three family buckets for dinner plus ice cream and various snacks, but Ye Xi happened to go home to warm up dinner for grandpa when the number of people was counted. When he came back, he found that the sundae was missing a cup.

"I'll give you mine, I don't like chocolate very much." Jiang Ran said.

Ye Xi was not polite to him, she opened her mouth and took a bite.

Lu Menghan handed the ice cream in his hand to Jiang Ran, "Why don't I give it to you, I can have a cup with Nan Nan."

"Oh no, you can eat it, I don't eat sweets." Jiang Ran took a hamburger and sat down beside Dou Tianxiao.

Ye Xi held the French fries in one hand, dipped in the ice cream in the other, and said, "You believe me, this is the correct way to open the French fries."

Everyone scolded him for being crazy, only Dou Tianxiao took a sip, showing a surprised little expression, "It's really good."

Immediately afterwards, Lu Menghan saw the person who said he would not eat sweets approached him, and said with a smile, "Give me a bite."

Then after feeding one after another, he basically ate a cup of strawberry sundae.

He still looks like he is enjoying himself.

Even the head of the house couldn't help complaining: "Brother Ran, don't you have long hands? If you are so bossy, I would have known that I would have brought my wife here."

"Come on, even if you bring her here, you will feed her." The roommate said.

"That's a show of affection anyway."

Jiang Ran's refusal was too obvious, Lu Menghan's face turned red and white, and finally turned livid, no matter how delicious the food in his hand was, he lost his appetite.

Halfway through the meal, the main character was playing a truth or dare game in a KTV, so someone suggested, "Hey, why don't we play a few rounds too, brother Ran, do you have a glass bottle at home? "

"What glass bottle do you want?" Ye Xi directly pushed the food on the table to the side, and then picked up a hairpin at hand. The decorative part of the hairpin happened to be a small ball, and flicked it lightly. Just turning quickly on the table, "Isn't that all right?"

When the hairpin stopped, it happened to point at Dou Tianxiao.

A group of people scrambled to ask questions, and the questions became more and more unlimited. In the end, even the question of whether Chu Ye was there or not came up, making Dou Tianxiao blush.

"What a mess! He's underage." Jiang Ran said, "I can only pick one question, keep it simple."

"Ah—how boring that is."

"That's right, the truth is to stimulate."

"Stimulate a ghost, Chu Ye is still there, I answered for him, next one." Jiang Ran turned the hairpin immediately after speaking.

"Huh—" Everyone booed.

"It doesn't count! You're not him, you know who you are." Li Xinnan said.

As soon as she finished speaking, the hairpin pointed straight at Jiang Ran herself.

The scene suddenly boiled up.

"Damn!!! Hahahaha!!! No. 1 Brother Ran's death!"

"Choose the hottest one! Brother Ran has grown up!"

Dou Tianxiao was also looking forward to the answer when he heard people asking questions about whether he enjoyed the first kiss, but soon someone jumped out and said, "No, no, it's not okay to ask this, Brother Ran must have no relationship, it's boring. "

"What if." Ye Xi raised his eyebrows.

"Impossible, he is obsessed with cleanliness, and he will be a ghost if he can find a partner." The head of the house said, "Jiang Ran, you should choose the big adventure."

Jiang Ran was so aware of the bad tastes of his roommates that he once sent someone to go downstairs in the girls' dormitory and shouted, "Auntie the dormitory manager, I love you", and finally the uncle in the security room chased them all the way with a broom.

"I'll choose the truth."

Since everyone assumes he doesn't have a relationship, the answer is obvious, and in the end the question becomes rather mundane, "Do you have a crush?"

"Yes," Jiang Ran replied without thinking, "But now it's not a secret love, it's a clear love, he knows it."

Lu Menghan's hand trembled, and the French fries in his hand scattered all over the floor.

A group of people shouted their necks and started booing. The word "oh" was pronounced ups and downs by them, as if it contained infinite reverie and passion.

So a series of questions popped up, "Did Brother Ran have a date?" "When did it happen?" "Are you already together?"...

"I've finished answering." Jiang Ran started to turn the hairpin again.

"The head of the house, the head of the house, but today it seems that you are mentally retarded, and the news is too late."

"That's right, it's all up to you, there's nothing you can say! Missed such a good opportunity!"

The head of the house took off his coat and threw it on the sofa, resolutely committed to the revolutionary mission, "If I don't make some serious news today, I will lie here and not go home!"

Dou Tianxiao's back felt cold, thinking that this would not end well.

The next few rounds didn't go to him and Jiang Ran, but when Lu Menghan was asked if he had someone he liked, he glanced at Jiang Ran, which caused a small commotion.

"It can't be that the two of you are dating..." The head of the house showed a wretched expression, "I have seen you two secretly flirting several times."

"Which dog eye of yours saw us flirting secretly!" Jiang Ran's desire to survive was strong, and his voice was raised high, "Enough is enough, please, don't ruin other people's innocence."

Dou Tianxiao said in his heart that you don't need to be so nervous...how can your boyfriend be so stingy.

After answering the question, Lu Menghan flicked her hairpin lightly, and unexpectedly stopped between Jiang Ran and Dou Tianxiao.

"What is this?" Dou Tianxiao turned his body to the side, "It can't be me."

"That's Brother Ran!" The highly anticipated hot topic finally appeared, "Have you slept with the one you like?"

Immediately, someone jumped out and said, "No, no, you can't ask like that, it's too simple, he will definitely say no, change one for another."

In the end, everyone discussed for a while, and came to the most high-quality and connotative conclusion: "How far have you and your partner developed?"

"Brother Ran, please be honest!" Everyone said at the top of their voices.

In addition to the curiosity of this group of booing, Ye Xi was also very curious about this question, and even stopped dipping in ice cream.

"It's progressing." Jiang Ran licked his lips, then turned his head and glanced at Dou Tianxiao unconsciously, thinking about how to say it more appropriately, I don't know if someone would mind if he said too much.

"Just say what you say, look at me!" Dou Tianxiao's ears felt a little hot.

"It's been brewing for so long, and we must have done almost everything that needs to be done. Don't be embarrassed, we will definitely not say it." Someone beside him said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, everyone present swears, don't say anything!"

Jiang Ran shrugged, "But we haven't made any in-depth progress yet, let me say something."

The head of the house pointed at him, "Don't avoid the important and take the light, just talk about what is the biggest behavior so far."

Dou Tianxiao turned his head to stare at Jiang Ran's side face, saw the corner of his lips twitch, and said shamelessly: "There should be my mark on him, is this too big?"