one punch

It's not that Dou Tianxiao has never been in the water to swim before. In the summer of the previous two years, he and a group of low-grade kids followed the coach to learn to swim. He choked several saliva on the way, which made his mouth full of the smell of disinfectant.

As a result, when I went ashore, I heard a child sigh, "Hey, I accidentally peed in the water just now."

So far, no more water.

Under Jiang's intimidation, Dou Tianxiao tapped the water with his toe tremblingly.

Although it is June now, the temperature is not yet the highest, and he can't do such a move like a kid who plunges into it—mainly because the swimming trunks are too loose and easy to fall off.

Dou Tianxiao took a breath, held his breath, and slowly moved into the shallow water area, leaning against the tiles on the edge of the pool, probably because it was raining outside today, and there were not many people in the pool.

Jiang Ran tilted his neck to look at him, and began to dislike him without hesitation, "How about going down to the hot spring?"

Dou Tianxiao flattened his mouth, resisting the resistance of the water flow, walked towards the center of the swimming pool unhurriedly, raised his feet, and pulled his hands twice, "Like this..."

Before the words fell, his head rushed down and plunged into the water.

A familiar and pungent disinfectant smell.

Fearing that he would drown, Jiang Ran dutifully stood in the swimming pool, supported his lower abdomen and chin, and directed him to breathe air and swing his arms.

Dou Tianxiao is like an elderly man who has lost his memory but insists on taking a driver's license test. His limbs are stiff and his mind is basically empty.

After learning dog planing for half an hour, he got hard in the water several times and forced himself to calm down again.

What a fucking shame!

I can't control my organs anymore!

I didn't realize that I had this problem before, but once I had it, there were tens of thousands of times left...

"Your legs should be..." Jiang Ran wanted to teach him the essentials of breaststroke, but when he touched his thigh, he froze.

Dou Tianxiao died of shame and anger, plunged into the water and spit bubbles, never wanting to get up again.

It's good to be dead.

Jiang Ran tugged at his ear, and said in a low voice, "Little rascal, did you peek at a big-breasted girl? Hmm?"

Not to admit, not to admit.

Dou Tianxiao blushed and vomited a few bubbles again, expressing that he didn't want to talk.

When he came out of the water, Jiang Ran looked at his face with some kidney deficiency, hesitated to speak, and handed him half a bottle of Pulse, "Go and change your clothes, I'll treat you to dinner later."

"No." Dou Tianxiao didn't even pick up the water, "I'm going home and lying down."

Jiang Ran suddenly raised his eyelids and stared at him without saying anything.

Dou Tianxiao took the bottle, "Where are you going to eat?"

"What's going on with you recently?" Jiang Ran, who had changed his clothes, walked over and hooked Dou Tianxiao's neck.

Because the other party's breath was too close, Dou Tianxiao began to stammer, "What, what's going on?"

Jiang Ran looked at him for a while with an expression of "If I want to know what's going on with you, why should I ask you?", "tsk tsk" twice, and firmly said: "There is something wrong with you."

"Huh?" Dou Tianxiao touched his face with some guilt, he felt that when Jiang Ran looked directly at him, his cheeks became hot unconsciously.

"You..." Jiang Ran narrowed his eyes, "Are you in love?"

Dou Tianxiao was startled suddenly, wishing to launch himself a few kilometers away from Jiang Ran, waving his arms at the frequency of a sparrow learning to fly and fluttering its wings, denying Sanlian, "No! I didn't! Don't gab!"

Jiang Ran looked at him suspiciously, "Then why do you always put on Lin Daiyu's expression? I thought you might have encountered some emotional setbacks."

"No!—" Dou Tianxiao raised his voice again, other than that, he really couldn't think of any words to refute, he was like being caught and raped in bed.

Although the other party didn't want to say it, Jiang Ran still felt that he had something else to hide, so he slid his bangs casually, "Actually, you can tell me something, brother, I haven't seen any big scenes, maybe Don’t be shy if I can help you solve the problem.”

——The so-called big scene is that a classmate in his class went to the male hospital to get circumcised. The unspeakable secrets of men are nothing more than a few things.

Jiang Ran's second uncle is in this business, so he can give an internal discount.

One word awakened the dreamer, and Dou Tianxiao felt his eyelids twitch.

Yes!

Why hide! ?

Why can't it be said?

On the way back, Dou Tianxiao rubbed his hands, carefully testing on the verge of coming out, "There is a classmate in our class...he likes someone alone."

"Well, male or female?" Jiang Ran asked.

"male."

"Well, what then?" Jiang Ran raised his hand to stop a taxi.

"The person he likes, I have known him for many years...the relationship is very strong." When Dou Tianxiao said this, he couldn't help but glance at Jiang Ran's color, and seeing his expression naturally dared to continue, " Just be like the two of us."

"Oh, childhood sweetheart." Jiang Ran suddenly realized.

"Eh..." Dou Tianxiao scratched his head, "He's a bamboo horse."

Jiang Ran let out a "hmm", and felt that something was wrong after closing the car door, and suddenly widened his eyes, "You mean they are both men!?"

"Ah..." Dou Tianxiao was taken aback by his reaction, he struggled for half a minute, and finally turned it into two words: It's over.

Jiang Ran was also shocked, "The students in your class are quite fashionable." After speaking, he reported the address of a restaurant near his home to the taxi driver.

Dou Tianxiao frowned, not quite understanding, "What do you mean?"

"It's just gay." Jiang Ran turned to look at the back of the chair, and found a yellowish unidentified stain on it, so he didn't dare to lean on it.

"Homosexuality?" Dou Tianxiao was very unfamiliar with this term, but he could understand it from the literal meaning.

"It's just a relationship between two men or two women." Jiang Ran explained to him.

The taxi driver glanced at the two children in the rearview mirror.

Dou Tianxiao rubbed his thighs, and put on a shy and awkward expression when meeting his blind date for the first time, "Then what do you think?"

"What do I think, what can I think, I'm neither a teacher nor their parents, so I don't care about him." Jiang Ran said.

"Oh, what I mean is, what do you think of his behavior? Isn't it very inappropriate?" Dou Tianxiao broke out in a cold sweat.

Jiang Ran thought about it carefully, "Then does that friend of your classmate like him?"

Dou Tianxiao slapped his thigh and blurted out, "I just don't know!"

Jiang Ran was stunned for a moment, then Dou Tianxiao stared, and added: "He didn't tell me either... I guess he doesn't like it, otherwise there's no need to worry about it."

Jiang Ran nodded thoughtfully, "Actually, as long as you don't commit crimes and don't hinder or affect the other person's life, I think it's free to like someone."

The taxi driver was forced to listen to some love speeches, and his brain fell into contemplation. Are all children now so precocious?

At this age, he was still busy planting seedlings and farming in the fields!

After all, there are too few homework assignments!

Jiang Ran's remarks calmed Dou Tianxiao's turbulent heart a little.

He thinks he has a role to play.

At least Jiang Ran does not reject the relationship of homosexual love.

Jiang Ran chose a small Chinese restaurant, and the first thing he did after he was seated was to take out two paper towels, first wipe the table on Dou Tianxiao's side, and then wipe the seat in front of him.

When the waiter came over holding the menu, Jiang Ran pushed the menu towards Dou Tianxiao, "Order what you like, I'm free."

When Dou Tianxiao was ordering, he asked the waiter for a pot of boiling water, and scalded the bowls, chopsticks and cups of both of them with boiling water before handing them to Dou Tianxiao.

"Do you want to add two more?" Dou Tianxiao only ordered three dishes and one soup.

Jiang Ran glanced at the menu and smiled, "It's all my favorite food, don't order it, just these, I can't finish eating too much."

It was exactly four o'clock in the afternoon, and there were very few customers in the restaurant, and the food was delivered to the table quickly. After Jiang Ransheng finished the meal, he habitually pushed the dishes in front of Dou Tianxiao, and added a sentence, "You eat more."

When Dou Tianxiao was with Jiang Ran, he didn't even think about eating, and took advantage of the opportunity to pick up the food, he glanced at the opposite person again and again.

Jiang Ran has been eating slowly since he was a child, and it hasn't changed until now. He picked out five or six shrimp shells with his slender fingers, put them on the edge of the bowl, wiped his round fingertips, and continued eating.

Dou Tianxiao put the shrimp on his rice bowl.

Jiang Ran raised his eyes to look at him, "I don't have long hands!? You've become lazy!"

Dou Tianxiao ate several of them indifferently, Jiang Ran raised his chopsticks and slapped the back of his hand, then began to silently peel the prawns.

One peel is a whole plate.

Dou Tianxiao has known Jiang Ran for so many years, and he knows his temperament very well. He is a veritable knife-mouthed bean curd heart, as fierce as his mouth is, as good-hearted as he is.

He doesn't talk much but has a poisonous tongue. Even when he is unreasonable, he can speak clearly and logically. As a result, most people can't talk about him at all. Sometimes they find it difficult to get close to him, but after getting to know him, he really knows that his mentality is so good that it explodes. When he doesn't really lose his temper, he also takes care of others.

Dou Tianxiao was very tempted by that kind of calm, moist and silent thoughtfulness and concern.

Dou Tianxiao is very affectionate. When he liked something when he was a child, he would never forget it. Whether it was pestering his family or saving money by himself, he must get it anyway. Even his cousin has never hugged his teddy bear.

The older you get, the more possessive you become.

He likes to occupy Jiang Ran's tenderness and consideration, likes to be watched and cared for by Jiang Ran, and even likes to listen to him swearing.

Jiang Ran looks handsome when he looks fierce...

He selfishly hoped that Jiang Ran would only treat him like this.

During this meal time of no more than 10 minutes, Dou Tianxiao made the most important decision in his life - chasing Jiang Ran!

Jiang Ran wiped his mouth and took the slip to the cashier to pay the bill. Dou Tianxiao took this opportunity to search online for tips on chasing people.

As soon as he entered the words "how to get a boy", several options popped up below.

confess to me

like me

have a crush on me

give up on me

really fall in love with me

start paying attention to me

Dou Tianxiao gnawed on his fingernails, thinking: emotional matters should be done step by step, they should be done in a natural way, pay attention to methods, and should not rush for success.

So choose the first option.

Jiang Ran confesses!Who the hell wouldn't want to hear it!

A netizen named "Like a fish in water in love" replied: When two people are alone, they should talk softly, occasionally send a little whimper, be a little coquettish, touch him more physically, communicate with each other more, Use physical actions instead of words to hint him!Be nice to him!Good luck to him!Try to appear in his field of vision every day to create a sense of presence.

One last note!Falling in love is about playing hard to get. When he starts to enjoy the time with you and gets used to your presence, you make a gorgeous turn around and let him feel that you still have countless admirers and admirers, and you don’t lack others. one.

At this time, the other party will feel itchy, can't eat, can't sleep at night, and confess to you!

A woman who can act like a baby is lucky, sister!Good luck!