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Chapter 25 Can't I Eat It By Myself!
Dou Tianxiao stared at the clear tooth marks on Jiang Ran's neck, in disbelief: "Is this what I gnawed?"
"I couldn't have gnawed it myself!" Jiang Ran raised his voice and stared back.
Dou Tianxiao recalled the details of the dream, scratched the back of his head and said, "Maybe I was greeting you in my dream."
Jiang Ran narrowed his eyes and stared at him suspiciously, "The way you greet people is too special."
"I'm not a bird!" Dou Tianxiao said with a smile, "You can't recognize me, so I can only peck you and say hello to you."
Jiang Ran gave him an expression of "Are you out of your mind?", "Get up, I'll get you something to eat."
"Sandwich! The one with five layers!" Dou Tianxiao gestured.
Jiang Ran changed his clothes and said, "Why don't you just let me be a Lei Feng Pagoda?"
"If possible, that would be the best, I can eat as many layers as possible!" Dou Tianxiao said.
After 15 minutes, Dou Tianxiao went downstairs full of anticipation, glanced at the dining table, and turned into the kitchen, "Are you ready?"
"Okay, don't you want to put it on the table?" Jiang Ran pouted.
"How can there be..." Dou Tianxiao turned his head and saw a black brick, and was stunned, "Ah...?"
"Maybe it's because I didn't control the heat well, it's a little burnt." Jiang Ran calmly took off the apron from his waist and hung it on the wall.
"Is it just possible? This is already 100% sure." Dou Tianxiao knocked on the black unknown object on the dinner plate in disbelief, and it made a crisp and pleasant sound, "I thought it was a brick just now !"
"Let's try it." Jiang Ran sat down impatiently, and handed him a pair of knives and forks, "There are eggs in it."
Dou Tianxiao tried to poke the sandwich with a fork, but found that it couldn't be inserted at all.
What are these eggs!
It is clearly a fossil!
"You have to use my uncle's bone cutter to split it?"
Jiang Ran looked straight at him, breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't speak.
Dou Tianxiao lowered his eyes weakly, not daring to talk back.
He held up the rock-solid sandwich with both hands, closed his eyes, put on a death-defying expression, and took a bite.
Crunchy and burnt.
"How does it taste?" Jiang Ran asked while propping his knees.
The moment Dou Tianxiao's tongue touched the foreign object, he transmitted the indescribable taste to his brain, and his facial features quickly gathered together, showing an expression of eating shit, and said euphemistically: "It's okay, yes There is some room for improvement.”
Jiang Ran smiled with a taste of a beast in his clothes, knocked on the table and said, "Then remember to finish eating."
Dou Tianxiao was afraid of death, he didn't dare to swallow the food in his mouth, and asked vaguely: "What about you? Don't you know what to order? It's so delicious!"
"No, I'll save you some food." Jiang Ran grabbed the keys and wallet on the table, "I'll go to your house to eat noodles."
Dou Tianxiao: "..."
The big bump on my grandfather's forehead swelled for several days before it slowly subsided, and the bruises around his eye sockets also turned dark brown.
Fortunately, he can still see in his eyes, but his vision is not as good as before. The doctor said that this is due to an injury to the cornea, and it will take a while to recover slowly.
During this period, my grandfather’s food and lodging are all in the hospital, and the bed fee is paid every day—he is afraid that the hospital will not refund him if he pays too much, and at the same time, he also hopes that he can go home early.
The person in the next bed who suffered a fracture in a car accident was a young man in his twenties. When he was riding to work in the morning, he was knocked down by an electric tricycle, and his right leg was broken. Stand by his side serving tea and water.
At that time, the wards of the town hospital were relatively simple, and even the bedside table was shared by two beds, not to mention TVs and other time-killing things.The only way for my grandfather to relieve his loneliness was to chat with the bed next door. While chatting, the sunlight changed its direction. While chatting, the nurse of the young man entered the ward with a steaming meal.
The canteen of the hospital is at the bottom of the building next door to the ward, with a meal of eight yuan, two meat and one vegetable, but my grandfather only ate once on the day when Dou Tianxiao and the others were in the hospital.
He thought those meals were too expensive.
He didn't dare to spend such money when he was working hard every day, let alone now that he was sick and hospitalized, he was always worried that those coffins would be empty.
Grandpa asked my uncle and aunt to buy two more white steamed buns for breakfast, saying that they were worried that they would be eaten as snacks when they were hungry in the afternoon, but in fact they saved them for lunch.
The young man in the same ward felt sorry for him when he saw him being so frugal, but he was afraid of hurting the old man's self-esteem, so he said that he really couldn't eat the ribs, so he just stuffed them for his grandfather.
The police later found Pan Xufeng and his gang in a mahjong parlor, but none of them admitted to beating grandpa.
"Isn't it just a push? What can I do if the old man's osteoporosis can't help pushing me? At worst, I'll ask someone to come over and apologize to him."
"Everyone is in the hospital, you still have the face to say that! Do you know that the old man can't see clearly now?"
"What do you mean? Is it possible that his presbyopia is blaming me?" Pan Xufeng replied calmly, because he had consulted with someone before. If the other party was slightly injured, the police would basically treat it as a civil case, so there was nothing to worry about.
The policeman sent by the police station to investigate Pan Xufeng just took office. The biggest case he encountered was that a family in the community lost a golden retriever. He had never seen such a rascal who opened his eyes and told lies.
He found that he couldn't communicate with Pan Xufeng in a normal way at all, because his thinking and three views were very curious, and he was not at all ashamed of his hurtful behavior, and he was plausible.
"Comrade policeman, I used to ask for money—hey, this is the IOU signed by Dou Guangmao."
Pan Xufeng took out the IOU signed by Dou Guangmao from a jacket pocket, and said with reason and reason: "Dou Guangmao has been living with his son since he was released from prison. Is there any problem with asking someone for money? The old man won't let me When I entered the door, I suspected that the person was hiding, so I shouldn't go up and take a look, wouldn't it be more suspicious that he had to block the way, so I just pushed it lightly..."
Pan Xufeng also demonstrated a gentle push on the policeman.
Repayment of debts is justified, of course, there is no doubt about this, but the policeman also knows that he can't believe everything he said, "Since it is Dou Guangmao's guarantee, it has nothing to do with his grandfather. Can't talk properly?"
"I told you well, he told me to go away first, and even picked up a kitchen knife to chop me up. The old man didn't have the nerve to tell you about that, did he?" Pan Xufeng lifted his clothes to reveal his arm, and there was a finger-long bruise on it. Hen, "It was the fucking old man who did it first. Look carefully, don't wrong the good guy. There's a saying, self-defense, right? I'm self-defense!"
Both sides insisted on their opinions, and because the grandfather's body was identified as a minor injury, this matter was still decided as a civil case.
The most common way to handle civil cases is through mediation and compensation, but what Pan Xufeng and his gang want is money, so how could they give it to grandpa.
He was like a harmless puppy in front of the police, and he promised, but when the police left, he immediately turned his face and refused to pay.
"If you want me to give you the money, you can find Dou Guangmao or Sun Wenjuan for me, and you can talk about anything if you pay back the money. You are also his family, and you must know more than me, an outsider." Pan Xufeng crossed his legs and stuck in the corner. In the hospital ward.
Grandpa was so tortured by him that he had no choice, so he casually picked up an address that Dou Guangmao had mentioned, "He told me a long time ago that he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but I really don't know anything else."
"Don't tell me the fuck!" Pan Xufeng led a few others to follow this only clue.
A month later, Dou Tianxiao accompanied his grandfather to the hospital to take a film for reexamination.
Before leaving, Grandpa didn't forget to go to the ward to take a look at the young man who lived with him for a while.
The young man's arms and calves were still hanging, but his complexion was much rosier than when he first came.
Grandpa put a small basket of strawberries picked at home on his bedside table, and said with a smile, "I wish you a speedy recovery."
"Thank you, Uncle, are you in good health, are your eyes still blurry?" the young man asked.
"It's much better than before..."
In fact, the vision in the left eye of the grandfather is still very blurry, but he still walked out of the hospital in good spirits, and announced, "I will never come in again."
Dou Tianxiao followed suit, "I won't come in even if I'm killed."
The mood of the father and father being discharged from the hospital was as good as seeing the morning sun rising in winter.
It's a pity that the old man's happiness didn't last long - because he was fired by the factory boss.
"Old Ye, you also know that the business in the factory is sluggish, and I'm under a lot of pressure, so I can only save some costs as much as possible-this is your salary this year, and I've calculated an extra two months for you. After so many years, Thank you for your hard work. You are getting old, and you still have two children to take care of at home, spend more time to take care of yourselves, and if we have a chance to meet again in the future, I will treat you to dinner."
The boss's words were quite tactful, but the old man's throat seemed to be filled with sand, and he was speechless.
He knew in his heart that it was because he was getting old and useless. The factory he had been in for more than ten years didn't want him anymore, and his position had to be given to younger people.
With no source of income, what is there to support?
When Mr. Ye walked out of the gate, the gatekeeper grinned with big black teeth and said with a smile, "Hey, are you getting paid again?"
"Hmm." The old man's smile was even drier than that of being injured and hospitalized.
After losing his job, Mr. Ye began to plan other ways out. It is impossible to find a job, because he has passed the retirement age, and most factories don't want him, unless he is doing some janitorial work, but that would be impossible. No time to farm.
After discussing with my family, I decided to buy a stall and go to the school gate to sell sweet potato, corn and rice porridge.
"Okay, then I won't have to pay for snacks after school!" Dou Tianxiao happily fantasized that it would be even better if grandpa could sell candied haws!
"You just know how to eat and eat. How can you sell it for you? My family is almost ruined by you." Ye Xi joked.
The aunt slapped him on the head, "How can you talk! My brother and we are a family."
"I'm joking." Ye Xi scratched his head.
Speaking unintentionally, the listener intends.Dou Tianxiao looked at his uncle and aunt, then at his grandfather, and lowered his eyes in disappointment.
What Ye Xi said was right, he was indeed not from the Ye family, he broke into the Ye family unexpectedly and cut off half of Ye Xi's family relationship.
He sprouted in this warm little nest, constantly asking for it, but forgot that this was someone else's home.
If I didn't show up, my grandfather wouldn't have to work so hard to support the family, and my father wouldn't live in Ye's house after he got out of prison, and there wouldn't be a series of bad things going on, and my grandfather wouldn't lose his job.
Will grandpa and the others regret taking him home?
"I couldn't have gnawed it myself!" Jiang Ran raised his voice and stared back.
Dou Tianxiao recalled the details of the dream, scratched the back of his head and said, "Maybe I was greeting you in my dream."
Jiang Ran narrowed his eyes and stared at him suspiciously, "The way you greet people is too special."
"I'm not a bird!" Dou Tianxiao said with a smile, "You can't recognize me, so I can only peck you and say hello to you."
Jiang Ran gave him an expression of "Are you out of your mind?", "Get up, I'll get you something to eat."
"Sandwich! The one with five layers!" Dou Tianxiao gestured.
Jiang Ran changed his clothes and said, "Why don't you just let me be a Lei Feng Pagoda?"
"If possible, that would be the best, I can eat as many layers as possible!" Dou Tianxiao said.
After 15 minutes, Dou Tianxiao went downstairs full of anticipation, glanced at the dining table, and turned into the kitchen, "Are you ready?"
"Okay, don't you want to put it on the table?" Jiang Ran pouted.
"How can there be..." Dou Tianxiao turned his head and saw a black brick, and was stunned, "Ah...?"
"Maybe it's because I didn't control the heat well, it's a little burnt." Jiang Ran calmly took off the apron from his waist and hung it on the wall.
"Is it just possible? This is already 100% sure." Dou Tianxiao knocked on the black unknown object on the dinner plate in disbelief, and it made a crisp and pleasant sound, "I thought it was a brick just now !"
"Let's try it." Jiang Ran sat down impatiently, and handed him a pair of knives and forks, "There are eggs in it."
Dou Tianxiao tried to poke the sandwich with a fork, but found that it couldn't be inserted at all.
What are these eggs!
It is clearly a fossil!
"You have to use my uncle's bone cutter to split it?"
Jiang Ran looked straight at him, breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't speak.
Dou Tianxiao lowered his eyes weakly, not daring to talk back.
He held up the rock-solid sandwich with both hands, closed his eyes, put on a death-defying expression, and took a bite.
Crunchy and burnt.
"How does it taste?" Jiang Ran asked while propping his knees.
The moment Dou Tianxiao's tongue touched the foreign object, he transmitted the indescribable taste to his brain, and his facial features quickly gathered together, showing an expression of eating shit, and said euphemistically: "It's okay, yes There is some room for improvement.”
Jiang Ran smiled with a taste of a beast in his clothes, knocked on the table and said, "Then remember to finish eating."
Dou Tianxiao was afraid of death, he didn't dare to swallow the food in his mouth, and asked vaguely: "What about you? Don't you know what to order? It's so delicious!"
"No, I'll save you some food." Jiang Ran grabbed the keys and wallet on the table, "I'll go to your house to eat noodles."
Dou Tianxiao: "..."
The big bump on my grandfather's forehead swelled for several days before it slowly subsided, and the bruises around his eye sockets also turned dark brown.
Fortunately, he can still see in his eyes, but his vision is not as good as before. The doctor said that this is due to an injury to the cornea, and it will take a while to recover slowly.
During this period, my grandfather’s food and lodging are all in the hospital, and the bed fee is paid every day—he is afraid that the hospital will not refund him if he pays too much, and at the same time, he also hopes that he can go home early.
The person in the next bed who suffered a fracture in a car accident was a young man in his twenties. When he was riding to work in the morning, he was knocked down by an electric tricycle, and his right leg was broken. Stand by his side serving tea and water.
At that time, the wards of the town hospital were relatively simple, and even the bedside table was shared by two beds, not to mention TVs and other time-killing things.The only way for my grandfather to relieve his loneliness was to chat with the bed next door. While chatting, the sunlight changed its direction. While chatting, the nurse of the young man entered the ward with a steaming meal.
The canteen of the hospital is at the bottom of the building next door to the ward, with a meal of eight yuan, two meat and one vegetable, but my grandfather only ate once on the day when Dou Tianxiao and the others were in the hospital.
He thought those meals were too expensive.
He didn't dare to spend such money when he was working hard every day, let alone now that he was sick and hospitalized, he was always worried that those coffins would be empty.
Grandpa asked my uncle and aunt to buy two more white steamed buns for breakfast, saying that they were worried that they would be eaten as snacks when they were hungry in the afternoon, but in fact they saved them for lunch.
The young man in the same ward felt sorry for him when he saw him being so frugal, but he was afraid of hurting the old man's self-esteem, so he said that he really couldn't eat the ribs, so he just stuffed them for his grandfather.
The police later found Pan Xufeng and his gang in a mahjong parlor, but none of them admitted to beating grandpa.
"Isn't it just a push? What can I do if the old man's osteoporosis can't help pushing me? At worst, I'll ask someone to come over and apologize to him."
"Everyone is in the hospital, you still have the face to say that! Do you know that the old man can't see clearly now?"
"What do you mean? Is it possible that his presbyopia is blaming me?" Pan Xufeng replied calmly, because he had consulted with someone before. If the other party was slightly injured, the police would basically treat it as a civil case, so there was nothing to worry about.
The policeman sent by the police station to investigate Pan Xufeng just took office. The biggest case he encountered was that a family in the community lost a golden retriever. He had never seen such a rascal who opened his eyes and told lies.
He found that he couldn't communicate with Pan Xufeng in a normal way at all, because his thinking and three views were very curious, and he was not at all ashamed of his hurtful behavior, and he was plausible.
"Comrade policeman, I used to ask for money—hey, this is the IOU signed by Dou Guangmao."
Pan Xufeng took out the IOU signed by Dou Guangmao from a jacket pocket, and said with reason and reason: "Dou Guangmao has been living with his son since he was released from prison. Is there any problem with asking someone for money? The old man won't let me When I entered the door, I suspected that the person was hiding, so I shouldn't go up and take a look, wouldn't it be more suspicious that he had to block the way, so I just pushed it lightly..."
Pan Xufeng also demonstrated a gentle push on the policeman.
Repayment of debts is justified, of course, there is no doubt about this, but the policeman also knows that he can't believe everything he said, "Since it is Dou Guangmao's guarantee, it has nothing to do with his grandfather. Can't talk properly?"
"I told you well, he told me to go away first, and even picked up a kitchen knife to chop me up. The old man didn't have the nerve to tell you about that, did he?" Pan Xufeng lifted his clothes to reveal his arm, and there was a finger-long bruise on it. Hen, "It was the fucking old man who did it first. Look carefully, don't wrong the good guy. There's a saying, self-defense, right? I'm self-defense!"
Both sides insisted on their opinions, and because the grandfather's body was identified as a minor injury, this matter was still decided as a civil case.
The most common way to handle civil cases is through mediation and compensation, but what Pan Xufeng and his gang want is money, so how could they give it to grandpa.
He was like a harmless puppy in front of the police, and he promised, but when the police left, he immediately turned his face and refused to pay.
"If you want me to give you the money, you can find Dou Guangmao or Sun Wenjuan for me, and you can talk about anything if you pay back the money. You are also his family, and you must know more than me, an outsider." Pan Xufeng crossed his legs and stuck in the corner. In the hospital ward.
Grandpa was so tortured by him that he had no choice, so he casually picked up an address that Dou Guangmao had mentioned, "He told me a long time ago that he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but I really don't know anything else."
"Don't tell me the fuck!" Pan Xufeng led a few others to follow this only clue.
A month later, Dou Tianxiao accompanied his grandfather to the hospital to take a film for reexamination.
Before leaving, Grandpa didn't forget to go to the ward to take a look at the young man who lived with him for a while.
The young man's arms and calves were still hanging, but his complexion was much rosier than when he first came.
Grandpa put a small basket of strawberries picked at home on his bedside table, and said with a smile, "I wish you a speedy recovery."
"Thank you, Uncle, are you in good health, are your eyes still blurry?" the young man asked.
"It's much better than before..."
In fact, the vision in the left eye of the grandfather is still very blurry, but he still walked out of the hospital in good spirits, and announced, "I will never come in again."
Dou Tianxiao followed suit, "I won't come in even if I'm killed."
The mood of the father and father being discharged from the hospital was as good as seeing the morning sun rising in winter.
It's a pity that the old man's happiness didn't last long - because he was fired by the factory boss.
"Old Ye, you also know that the business in the factory is sluggish, and I'm under a lot of pressure, so I can only save some costs as much as possible-this is your salary this year, and I've calculated an extra two months for you. After so many years, Thank you for your hard work. You are getting old, and you still have two children to take care of at home, spend more time to take care of yourselves, and if we have a chance to meet again in the future, I will treat you to dinner."
The boss's words were quite tactful, but the old man's throat seemed to be filled with sand, and he was speechless.
He knew in his heart that it was because he was getting old and useless. The factory he had been in for more than ten years didn't want him anymore, and his position had to be given to younger people.
With no source of income, what is there to support?
When Mr. Ye walked out of the gate, the gatekeeper grinned with big black teeth and said with a smile, "Hey, are you getting paid again?"
"Hmm." The old man's smile was even drier than that of being injured and hospitalized.
After losing his job, Mr. Ye began to plan other ways out. It is impossible to find a job, because he has passed the retirement age, and most factories don't want him, unless he is doing some janitorial work, but that would be impossible. No time to farm.
After discussing with my family, I decided to buy a stall and go to the school gate to sell sweet potato, corn and rice porridge.
"Okay, then I won't have to pay for snacks after school!" Dou Tianxiao happily fantasized that it would be even better if grandpa could sell candied haws!
"You just know how to eat and eat. How can you sell it for you? My family is almost ruined by you." Ye Xi joked.
The aunt slapped him on the head, "How can you talk! My brother and we are a family."
"I'm joking." Ye Xi scratched his head.
Speaking unintentionally, the listener intends.Dou Tianxiao looked at his uncle and aunt, then at his grandfather, and lowered his eyes in disappointment.
What Ye Xi said was right, he was indeed not from the Ye family, he broke into the Ye family unexpectedly and cut off half of Ye Xi's family relationship.
He sprouted in this warm little nest, constantly asking for it, but forgot that this was someone else's home.
If I didn't show up, my grandfather wouldn't have to work so hard to support the family, and my father wouldn't live in Ye's house after he got out of prison, and there wouldn't be a series of bad things going on, and my grandfather wouldn't lose his job.
Will grandpa and the others regret taking him home?
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