I'm very happy with the skin [Comprehensive]

"Hold your head in your hands and squat down!"

With the sound of a wooden barn, five masked men rushed in.

After a moment of silence, the bank panicked.

There was a noisy mix of cries, footsteps, and things breaking.

"Shut up!" The leading robber with green hair picked up the chair next to him and slammed it on the ground.With a "bang", the bank fell silent, only a few uncontrollable sobs.

Lu Boyan squatted obediently with his head in his arms, his heart was like a dog.

Lu Boyan won the first prize of the lottery like stepping on shit a week ago.When he first heard the news, Lu Boyan spun and jumped like a dog in the dormitory, excited for a long time.

On the second day, Lu Boyan felt that he should dress up in disguise, so at the award ceremony, a large husky doll came to the stage to receive the award.

After finishing the post-tax and other follow-up procedures, Lu Boyan couldn't wait to come to the bank to deposit money.

As a result, I didn't expect...

Sure enough, most things in the world are filled with joy and sorrow.

The robbers methodically removed several boxes of gold from the bank vault, and it looked like they had a plan.Banknotes are easy to check, but who knows where the gold came from after melting.

But, why didn't I know that there was a treasury in this bank... Lu Boyan wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Brother, the police are coming." The robber who was letting the wind outside came in and said in a low voice.

"Okay." The green-haired robber responded, looking around at the crowd squatting on the ground, his eyes flickering.

"You, come here." The green-haired robber locked on a person, and he pointed to a girl squatting in front of Lu Boyan.

The girls are expensively dressed, and they appear to be from good backgrounds.Hearing the robber's voice, the girl covered her mouth to keep silent, her body trembling uncontrollably.

Alas, Lu Boyan looked at the girl and shook his head. It seems that I am the superman who saved the world, the hero of beautiful women, and the fearless warrior.

Lu Boyan stood up tremblingly and walked over.

The green-haired robber froze for a moment, a little confused about this wave of operations.

Sirens were already sounding outside.

"Brother, the police are here. We have collected all the gold." The three men who carried the gold ran over.

"You go to the car and wait, I'll take a hostage." The green-haired robber was a little flustered, and his tone was impatient.

He turned his head and yelled at the girl squatting there, "Come here!" The girl was already crying, sitting on the ground and shaking her head desperately.

Lu Boyan took a step forward to block the girl, and raised his hands, "Big brother, I'm already here."

"Who the fuck calls you, get the hell out of here." The green-haired robber said viciously.

"Hey, you're wrong. Just now you asked me to come, and I will come if I come. Now you want me to go, wouldn't it be shameless." Lu Boyan kept talking, and almost sang.

Before the green-haired robber got angry, the voice of the police came from outside, "Listen, people inside, your accomplice has been arrested, put down your weapon, and you can deal with it leniently."

It turned out that just now, except for the leader, the four people left their eldest brother and secretly drove away in a car carrying gold, but they happened to run into the surrounding policemen, and it was easy to arrest them.

"Brother Green Hair, there is really a piece of green grassland on your head." Lu Boyan felt very sorry for forgiveness, and said cheaply: "Give up that grassland, you still have stars and seas!"

The green-haired robber cursed, sweating uncontrollably on his forehead, "No, I can't explain to you here." The green-haired robber raised the modified sports hand wooden warehouse in his hand to Lu Boyan, and lifted the wooden warehouse mouth, " You go ahead."

Lu Boyan shut his mouth full of shit, his face was expressionless, and he staggered towards the door on his legs.

A group of policemen surrounded the gate of the bank, with wooden warehouses in their hands facing the robbers.

"You let me go, or I'll have to drag someone on my back if I die." The green-haired robber pushed Mu Cangkou onto Lu Boyan's back.

The leading policemen looked at each other, and they were not afraid of letting people go, but they were afraid that if they left, they would hurt the hostages. "Don't make unnecessary resistance, put down your weapons, and we will deal with it leniently."

"Leave the treatment, relax the treatment!" The green-haired robber roared, "Don't think I don't know, if you dare to touch me, we will die together!"

Lu Boyan felt the Mu Cangkou moving excitedly on his back, and felt uneasy.He has a problem, he can't stop talking when he gets nervous.

"Brother, do you know that robbery will not be punished by death, and you are an attempted robbery, and you will be sentenced lightly. Don't get excited, if you catch fire in the wooden warehouse, you are intentionally hurting someone, and the punishment will be more severe. .”

"Really?" The green-haired robber froze.

"Yes, this famous person... Mr. is right." The policeman said immediately, "Put down your weapons."

The green-haired robber put down his sports hand Mucang in a daze, and several policemen rushed up and handcuffed him.

"Thank you, Mr. Xiao, for your cooperation." The leading police chief stepped forward and patted Lu Boyan on the shoulder, "Mr. Xiao is really brave."

"It's easy to talk about." Lu Boyan was not modest.

The sheriff choked for a moment, saw the wooden bin of sports hands on the ground, and bent down to pick it up.

"Let me do it." Lu Boyan bent down to pick it up with the idea of ​​touching a real wooden warehouse.

"Sir, let me do it." The sheriff wanted to stop it, "This kind of modified sportsman's wooden warehouse is unstable and easy to go off."

"Then I can't let you take it." Lu Boyan's subordinates kept picking up the wooden warehouse, "You are a public servant of the people, so let me do it for the benefit of one side."

It may be that he was taken as a hostage just now, his hands were a little stiff, Lu Boyan's hands trembled, and he almost dropped his sports hand on the ground.

"Be careful!" the sheriff said nervously.

"It's okay, it's okay." Lu Boyan quickly took it, holding the mouth of the wooden warehouse, and handed the handle of the wooden warehouse to the police chief.

"boom--"

My god you are a fairy--

Lu Boyan felt that tomorrow's headline must be "After the brave hostage was rescued, he died of a fire escape from the wooden warehouse".

Lu Boyan felt that his death would not rest in peace for my famous name.

"Young man, do you want to do it again?" A voice rang in Lu Boyan's ear.

Lu Boyan opened his eyes and found himself lying in a blank space.

"Could this be the system space in the legend?" Lu Boyan was overjoyed, "I really am the protagonist in the legend."

"Young man, do you want to do it again?"

"Wow, then why don't I embark on the road to the pinnacle of life and marry Bai Fumei." Lu Boyan touched his face happily, "Maybe I can grow more handsome."

"Young man, do you want to do it again?"

"What if many people like me?" Lu Boyan thought about it and felt distressed, "I am a dedicated person."

"juvenile……"

"In order not to hurt them, why don't I agree." Lu Boyan sighed deeply, "I'm really a kind person."

"I'll fuck you!" The system couldn't take it anymore, "Get lost."

Lu Boyan slapped him out of space.

The author has something to say:

System: Why is my host so stupid, get out!

Lu Boyan: Just now you asked me to come, and I will come if I come, but now you want me to go, wouldn't it be shameful.If you don't listen or don't listen, you can chant sutras like a bastard.