What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

Zhuang Yan joined the film crew for the first time, squatting on the set all afternoon and busying himself with joy.

He moved a small horse and sat next to the director to watch the monitor. He listened to how the director analyzed the script, adjusted the lighting and camera, and decided on the scene.

Han Ling won the Golden Dragon Best Actor, and Qiao Nian was also a contestant who won the TV show for two years in a row. In addition, Wang Ruofeng pressed his head and let them experience the life of the islanders for a long time. It's like a fish in water, and the progress is fast in the afternoon...

But after the night scene was filmed, Qiao Nian kept nagging, Wang Ruofeng suppressed his anger several times, and finally shouted "Cut!" After that, he couldn't help shouting: "Qiao Nian, come here! I'll tell you about the show again!"

After yelling, Director Wang sat back in his chair, took a sip of water to calm down, and said to Zhuang Yan with his head tilted: "You are here to see what pictures you write can be translated. But you also have to read more on the spot, Take a look at how the various departments work, and how the scene you wrote is realized for you."

He patted Zhuang Yan's arm: "Young people, you have to learn slowly."

Seeing him raising his head, Zhuang Yan knew it was for him to avoid it so that he could tell Qiao Nian a play.He humbly thanked the director for his instruction, and quickly vacated his place. He sat down in an inconspicuous place in the rest area of ​​the set with a pony bag, and when he took out his phone, he saw Xu Qixing's inexplicable words.

Zhuang Yan: "...I've heard of Amway before."

Xu Qixing: "Then listen carefully, what I'm talking about is——The handsome man came to help with good intentions, and the femme fatale is not greedy enough!"

Zhuang Yan filled his head with a slapped gavel, and couldn't help but be amused by the announcement of his private goods: "Who is the femme fatale?"

Xu Qixing: "That's Yao Man! What is the most beautiful ace manager who sells every day? If you say that a person is not ruthless, she can't stand firm, she is the one who can take root!"

Zhuang Yan: "Oh, fine, then you can start talking."

Xu Qixing: "...Why don't you ask the handsome man?"

Zhuang Yan pursed his lips in joy, and said: "If you hear handsome, you must be the one. I don't need to ask."

Xu Qixing was satisfied, and felt that he had been affirmed first in terms of beauty, so he began to concentrate on complaining, emphasizing how the other party was so gentle and gentle, and how he was so unwavering in his heart: "...he still insisted on asking me to Drink a bottle of water with me, kiss indirectly, what's the deal? I pushed him away! I said I'm not afraid of dry mouth and tongue, and I want to stay innocent in the world!"

The final summary statement: "So they put me on the hot search again, and they used my popularity to blacken my image. This is framing me."

Zhuang Yan cooperated with his righteous indignation, interjecting a few words from time to time: "How could this be!", "It's too much!"

When he heard the indirect kiss in the second half, he inexplicably remembered the second episode where Xu Qixing snatched his water glass and drank wine. His head got hot and he typed out: "Then you used to snatch my water glass to drink ..."

After sending it, he regretted it, and wanted to withdraw it but was afraid it would be more obvious, so he could only rack his brains and frantically think about one-liners, trying to create a joking atmosphere.

Xu Qixing: "How can you be the same."

Zhuang Yan felt a small firework explode on his face, his face was so hot that he couldn't help but want to ask what's the difference?This kind of your most special differential treatment is too confusing. He looked back and forth many times in a daze, and then his rationality sounded the alarm, and he went online to remind him not to lose his skin!Don't peel off!

Zhuang Yan tried his best to comprehend the straight man's reaction, and responded jerky: "Of course, what's the relationship between us?"

Xu Qixing was not as thin-skinned as he was, he immediately beat the snake with a stick, and asked with a smile: "What's the relationship between us?"

Zhuang Yan couldn't get off the tiger, hesitantly asked: "We are... good friends? Does that matter..."

Xu Qixing lost his smile and replied dryly: "...Of course, we must be good friends."

The two people who didn't agree with each other were a little flustered after they finished speaking, and they closed their mouths at the same time.Zhuang Yan opened Weibo to catch up with the progress, gobbled up the big melon he missed.

The plot has progressed rapidly when Xu Qixing confessed to the other party released high-resolution photos of rock climbing, Xu Qixing exposed half of his arm, his bent elbow was blocked by Fang Ji, and he couldn't see what the specific movements were doing.The copywriter on the opposite side is well-spoken. In ancient times, there were little monkeys fishing for moons in the sea, and now there are people who fish for people on the edge of the cliff. It's all because of love!

Some people questioned that it was impossible to catch people in this situation, and they were blocked by a large group of navy with "it's more touching to know that it can't be done!" and the like.

Zhuang Yan hilariously took a screenshot and sent it to Xu Qixing: "Hand over your unicorn arm."

Xu Qixing couldn't do it wrong: "Who is going to pull him? I'm protecting my face! I'm afraid he'll smash my face and waste everything!"

Xu Qixing also swiped through Weibo twice, and found an old viewer with even more fantastic ideas under the comments: "Xu Qixing's small arms and legs can't be stretched. Last time, Zhuang Yan should be able to do it, right? His muscle mass, just Like Popeye eating spinach!"

Neither vigorous nor afraid of water hands, Xu Qixing also took a picture and went to laugh at Zhuang Yan.

The atmosphere gradually warmed up, and the embarrassment just now was temporarily left behind.Zhuang Yan swiped Weibo angrily, always ready to send screenshots to Xu Qixing to fight back when he saw the vicious Weibo.Swiping and swiping, I saw Fang Ji retweet this Weibo, and posted a message in a clarifying tone, "@方集: It was really thrilling to fall down from rock climbing today. If Brother Xing hadn't pushed me away, I would have smashed it On Brother Xu’s face. I hope you don’t take it too literally, you’re overthinking it~”

Zhuang Yan immediately became angry: "This person said a p in a sly way!" Swipe down, and sure enough, there were a lot of "Is it a person, the first reaction was to push away people for fear of hitting me!" similar Comment.

He intercepted it to Xu Qixing and told him to hurry up with public relations, and don't be taken too far by this bastard.Xu Qixing glanced at him and comforted him patiently: "It's okay, don't worry. Qian Duobao and the others are all on standby, and they all have countermeasures. I'm sure I won't suffer, don't worry."

After posting, he turned around and glared: "Meng Jin!"

Without raising his head, Meng Jin flicked his fingers on the phone quickly: "I'm scolding!"

Qian Duobao, while sitting in the central control office, watched these two trumpeters arguing with others, which gave him a headache.He hurriedly reported the progress to appease Xu Qixing: "It's okay, we got the full video from the director team, and the follow-up response plan is also prepared, let them make a big fuss and then whitewash you."

He thought about it and deleted Weibo from Xu Qixing's phone in the past: "I'm upset after reading it, don't read it for the next two days." He frowned and said to Meng Jin: "Your hand, be careful scolding Tenosynovitis, the gain outweighs the loss!"

Xu Qixing shrugged indifferently, and turned his head to pretend to be pitiful to Zhuang Yan: "They turned black and white and repaid their favor, Xiaozhuang, I'm in a bad mood."

Zhuang Yan remembered the last time he was scolded to delete his blog, felt a little distressed, and tried to comfort him: "Don't talk to such people, it's not worth it for them, and netizens don't know you at all, they will be swayed by one-sided news ..."

Xu Qixing: "Coax me."

Zhuang Yan was thinking about how to coax him to make him happier when someone suddenly slapped him on the head.He flicked off his phone, and then looked up. It was Qiao Nian bending over his face and looking at him with a smile.

Zhuang Yan asked in surprise, "Stop shooting?"

Qiao Nian sat down on the chair next to him, slumped on the back of the chair and sighed: "How can it be, take a break and find out the state."

Zhuang Yan was thinking that the director told him during the day that he still had a task to tell a play.If an actor doesn't understand the script well, he has to explain it to others.After hearing Qiao Nian's words, Zhuang Yan thought it was his job, so she asked politely, "Can I accompany you in the right scene?"

Qiao Nian looked at him from the side, and suddenly smiled charmingly: "Then next time I need a show, I'll call you~" Then his smile suddenly collapsed, and he complained to him with a sullen face: "Really, Director Wang, why did you let so many people talk to you?" The folks came to see us filming? Can't we just let them all go back to sleep?"

Zhuang Yan explained: "Night scenes require too much light, and the voltage is too low to turn it on. The village chief asked them to cooperate with us in filming and not turn on the lights at night. It is too early to go to bed at seven or eight, so the village chief said they would not come out. The sound does not affect the shooting, if you want to see something new from a distance, the director can't refuse."

After he finished speaking, he asked curiously again: "Aren't there many staff members watching when you usually film? Is there a big difference, and will it affect the state?"

Qiao Nian rolled his eyes at him: "Is my business ability that bad?"

She stood up and dragged Zhuang Yan to the other side of the set, took him to stand in another corner, pointed to the direction they came from just now and said: "Stand here, keep looking over there, wait until I act until the ancestral hall is on fire , when the lights over there suddenly come on, you can tell just by looking! I was startled back and forth, and my heart was pounding!"

After the scene was finished, Qiao Nian walked back to the center and played the scene of the ancestral hall again.

Zhuang Yan stood obediently, looking at the side Qiao Nian pointed to with a curious spirit.After nightfall, the surroundings of the island were all the same, like a splash of thick ink, without even a single light, and it was completely black. He stared at it for a long time, as if he was about to be sucked in.

As the scene progressed and Qiao Nian Han Ling moved, he seemed to see the edge of the light bordering the dark part with the faint light, and there were raised black human-shaped silhouettes one after another, densely packed next to each other, quietly besieging the city. large semicircle...

The ancestral hall was on fire, and the lights came on, and the audience sitting quietly in the distance suddenly appeared, and a row of shiny eyes lit up with reflections. If you don’t look at those equally conspicuous big teeth, you really think it’s a meeting of wild fox spirits up.

Sure enough, Qiao Nian ate again, Wang Ruofeng gestured unbelievingly, and started filming again without stopping.Zhuang Yan felt that the scene just now was weird and funny, and thinking about the other party's calm reaction in the zombie building last time, he felt that he should not be afraid of it.So I took out my phone and took a short video and sent it to Xu Qixing, trying to attract his attention with anecdotes from the crew and make him change his mind.

Xu Qixing came back quickly: "!!! Why are you posting a scary video all of a sudden! Is it because I can't bear to block you!"

Zhuang Yan quickly explained: "No, those are villagers watching the filming. They couldn't see it from other angles, so they only scared Qiao Nian. I thought you were not afraid. I'm sorry!"

Xu Qixing: "I'm afraid! Last time I was so scared! Do these people have to surround me like this when I'm filming?!"

Zhuang Yan: "Maybe..."

Xu Qixing: "Then you have to accompany me, I have a lot of night scenes!"

Zhuang Yan: "Accompany! Accompany every game!"

Xu Qixing: "That can't be video, you can take more photos for me to see, so that I can get ready."

Zhuang Yan: "Shoot! Shoot every day!"

Xu Qixing: "Not only filming the crew, but also filming you, I have to be mentally prepared for the cruelty of that kind of harsh environment."

Just as Zhuang Yan was about to reply, Qiao Nian came over again after struggling through the scene, bumped his arm with his shoulder, and said coquettishly, "Hey, you play with your phone all day long, what are you talking about?"

Zhuang Yan: "Take a photo."

Qiao Nian was frustrated all night, and now he was in a better mood. He took Zhuang Yan's arm, stood on tiptoe and moved his face close to teasing him: "Speaking of taking pictures... Seeing me as a big star, why don't you Don’t want to take a photo with me? Are you embarrassed? Oh, it’s okay, let’s take one.”

Zhuang Yan put the phone back into his pocket, and pulled down her hand that was on his arm with one hand: "No need, another day..."

Qiao Nian stretched out his hand and poked his arm, then pulled it back and hugged him tightly: "I'll shoot another day, it's not that if I shoot today, I won't be able to shoot tomorrow. What's the matter?"

Zhuang Yan took out his phone again speechlessly, turned on the front selfie mode and held it up for comparison: "No, it's too dark today, I can't see you."

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