What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

Zhuang Yan was clutched hard by Xu Qixing's cold hands, and he didn't dare to move. He leaned over as if he was facing an enemy and let him lean into his ear, thinking it was a big deal, and he was worried.

Hearing this, his legs were so frightened that he turned his head to look at him dumbfounded. In this posture, he stretched out his other hand and slapped his head randomly twice. He couldn't hold back his smile and teased him: "Why are you so scared? The first row? You have to save face and suffer."

Xu Qixing had just been swept away by the wind and water, and his heart had just returned to its place like a bungee jump. The whole person relied on his subconscious to hold on, and the actual reflex arc was stretched three times like a rubber band.

At this moment, looking at the smiling face zoomed in close up in front of him, feeling the warmth of his breath puffing against the other's neck and then turning back... Xu Qixing felt that the world in front of him suddenly seemed to be wearing fish glasses. Zhuang Yan's eyes were Zhuang Yan's. He can count the mouth and Zhuang Yan's eyelashes like crow feathers.

The intimacy of the other party's sudden landing on his head was like Duang's calling the soul bell, making his soul return to its place and at the same time his face turned red suspiciously.

Rubbing his hair or something, it's so itchy, like a handful of charged feathers gently passing over his heart, the fine itches pass over his body.

What a fucking strange feeling of innocence!

Xu Qixing couldn't believe it. Although he had never been there with a real sword in his previous life, he was also a well-known romantic young nightclub cafe.To make him believe that his face is itchy because his head is touched, it is better to tell him that he has itchy flesh on his scalp, or that he has been taken away by plankton, and his head and hair are full of neurons. Mustache.

Xu Qixing coughed, cleared his throat, and criticized in a nonchalant manner: "What are you doing, it's not big or small! You haven't heard of that thing, men don't touch their heads, women don't touch ..."

Zhuang Yan consciously saw through this paper tiger and let go of it a lot. He felt that the other party's usually moody and lofty male god image suddenly took over, and seeing the other party's inexplicable blush, he took it all as embarrassment and embarrassment.

Hearing the words, he was not afraid, and naturally pulled off the other party's arm holding him and lifted it up, put it on his neck, then hugged the other party's waist forcefully and pulled it up: "I touched the waist too, it's too late to say anything , stand up quickly."

Xu Qixing gritted his teeth and stood up cooperatively. Before he could say anything, Zhuang Yan withdrew his arm around his waist, leaving only him and his brothers hanging on his shoulders.

The rest of the guests searched for their own expressions in the pictures, and debated which one to print out for customs clearance assignments and hand in.This one thinks that his hair is blocking his face, and the other thinks that his mouth is so wide open that he can see his little tongue. Only now did he realize that Xu Qixing hasn't come here yet.

Liu Nan was probably stimulated by another Mo Ling's strength, and he loves to express himself more than before. At this time, he ran up to Xu Qixing and Zhuang Yan in front of him, and asked cutely: "Why are you so cute? How long has it been since you came?"

Before Xu Qixing could speak, Zhuang Yan pointed at his hair with a smile: "Brother Xu is in the first row, he messed up his hair, he can't see it, let me fix it for him."

Liu Nan suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder... I just saw you bending over, and thought you were whispering."

On the surface, Zhuang Yan said, "Hehehehehe, what can Brother Xu and I say..." Behind his back, he secretly put his arm on Xu Qixing's waist, and whispered triumphantly, "Do all the acting, be careful."

Xu Qixing made him shrink back, and his whole body curled up.Before reprimanding the other party for his ambiguous behavior of playing with innocent boys, Liu Nan stood up on tiptoe and leaned over, raised his hand and fiddled with his hair seriously: "I think it's still messy, let me do it for you~"

This scene made Zhuang Yan watch so coldly, as if Xu Qixing deliberately bent down and put his head in Liu Nan's hands!

coquettish!So coquettish!

Li Jiatong, who was specially shown to him by the pool, was all in vain!The tenderness and care in the remote video can't compare to the warm and fragrant nephrite that is close at hand!The couple traveling together is a critical moment of life and death, precarious due to internal and external troubles!Zhuang Yan is in a hurry!My feet are soft...

"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, my legs were a little weak from the fright just now, brother Xu is too heavy to lean against me..."

Liu Nan raised his hand on tiptoe and flicked the air: "???"

Xu Qixing, who is really weak-legged but never admits that he is too heavy: "???"

Zhuang Yan pretended not to stand still, staggered and moved Xu Qixing out of a safe distance with clumsy acting skills, and then helped Xu Qixing up with a guilty face: "I'm sorry, Brother Xu, I'm too stupid, I still can't walk slowly by myself I'm dragging you down."

Then he really let go of Xu Qixing, ready to lift his feet and leave without support or leaning.

Xu Qixing looked at the other party who had been smiling since he heard his legs go weak. He was a little embarrassed at first, but now he thought he was mocking him when he heard the other party say that, so he threatened him with his voice down: "Don't you want to see me joke !"

Zhuang Yan didn't bother to pay attention to this big pig's trotter, so he just curled his lips and walked away quickly.

Who has the time to watch your jokes, is it because they don't like you, brother?

Xu Qixing has slowed down for a long time, and it's almost slowed down. It's not as easy to embarrass as before, but he is a little confused by the other party's sudden ruthless operation.

By the time we got to the assembly point, the director was already ready to start filming the next session. The eight guests were all present except him. When he came over, everyone greeted him warmly. Zhuang Yan didn't even look at him. A pair of cute twin boys with big eyes standing.

The director introduced with a loudspeaker that the twins started to learn swimming at the age of three, and they are six years old this year. They are the champions of CCTV's child star program, and they will join everyone's team in the next game.

After speaking, let them all get into the pool in front of them, and each of them divides into a basket.There are several automatic serving machines installed in all directions of the pool. The rule is that ten people are divided into three teams, and the person who catches the most balls can draw his teammates first.

The two children thumped into the pool like they were having fun, and got a good head start. The whole group entered the pool like dumplings.

The director whistled, and the ball machines instantly turned into pea shooters in Plants vs. Zombies. The small balls burst out and hit anywhere on the face and body. Shen Zheng didn't protect his crotch, and was beaten to his knees and howled.

Zhuang Yan was stumbling around in a hurry, he was confused in dodging and catching the ball, looking around, he suddenly found that Xu Qixing and a boy among the twins had moved near him at some point.

Just as he was about to say hello to the little boy, he caught a glimpse of a ball flying straight into the sky, about to hit the little boy's face. blocked the ball...

He accidentally tripped over the heel of the person behind him and sat down.

This is to allow others to sit up as soon as they turn over, but Zhuang Yan can't swim at all, and I don't know if he was too old when he learned to swim, and it is especially difficult to overcome the fear of water.It's okay to soak in hot springs or anything, but as soon as the water reaches his mouth and nose, he will be terrified both mentally and physically.

Zhuang Yan started to panic when he fell, and he just yelled at Xu Qixing like grasping at straws: "Help me!" and sat down in the pool with a thump and fell to the top.

He fell into the water suddenly, and he didn't even have time to hold his breath. He was immersed in the panic that he was either choked to death or drowned.Sitting is not easy to get up, as long as he can turn over and change to a kneeling position, he can get up soon, but he sat at the bottom of the pool anxiously and patted the water several times but failed to turn over.

Time was stretched infinitely in his panic, and his fear was also magnified.He looked at the water in front of him, shaking the spot of light cast by the sun, so close that he couldn't put his head out.

Oxygen is gradually depleted, and anger increases sharply with fear.

He couldn't hold his breath anymore, he took a big sip of water, the bubbles were gurgling up, he felt a buzzing in his head, for some reason no one came to pull him.

It might be ridiculous to say it, but he really felt like he was dying in this small pond.

Xu Qixing was looking at Zhuang Yan and smiling with the little boy.

The size of this pool is actually a children's paddling pool, with a depth of only 1.1 meters.With Zhuang Yan's height, even if he actually sat in it, he would not be able to top it. He never thought that Zhuang Yan would not be able to get up.

He and the little boy saw each other stumbled and sat down panicking for help. An old man flopped around in such a short pool for a long time without flopping up. He was so stupid.

The two couldn't help laughing, and the little boy even imitated Zhuang Yan's "Save me!"

Xu Qixing didn't worry until Zhuang Yan thumped until he choked on water, so he hurried forward a few steps, trying to hold Zhuang Yan's arms and pull him up: "Are you okay?"

Zhuang Yan's hand kept swaying under the water in a desperate desire to survive. Finally, he came across something that he could use his strength to grab. He grabbed it and pulled it down, and then he surfaced.

Zhuang Yan was ashamed and uncomfortable, his nasal cavity was terribly sore from choking on the water, and he really experienced a wave of near-death panic, and the grievances in his heart overflowed like water flooding a golden mountain.

As soon as he stood firm, he saw the little boy laughing at him, thinking that Xu Qixing had waited so long to come to help him even though he asked for help, and almost got angry regardless of the occasion.

He doesn't ask others to empathize with him, but he really hates that he is an out-and-out idiot for helping the little boy block the ball and asking Xu Qixing for help.

Holding back his temper, his face was still as if he had brushed rice, and he said bluntly to Xu Qixing: "Thank you." He was about to pick up Piaoyuan's basket and change to another place to catch the ball.

Xu Qixing pulled him back and yelled at him in a low voice: "Where did you just fool around!"

Zhuang Yan didn't even blow the water out of his nose, and there were small flames in his stomach, and he was very rude when he heard the words: "I'm going to drown if I don't pull you, I don't care if there is no one to help me, I still have a share." Where is Qingla?"

And does it matter where you pull it?This man doesn't care about others at all!He only cares about his trivial matters...

Wait a minute, when he was in a hurry just now, he pulled like someone's swimming trunks? ? ?

This is really important! ! !

Zhuang Yan glanced at the surrounding cameras in a panic, then at the water surface that was not even up to the opponent's waist, and asked embarrassingly and anxiously, "No way? Did you drag me off? Will it be captured? ... Eh You and I should be conjoined, it scared me to death..."

Xu Qixing looked at him gloomyly, and quickly lifted the hem of the swimsuit, a swipe of abdominal muscles quickly passed, and the hem of the swimsuit was put down again.

Zhuang Yan's eyes went dark, and all he could think about was: How could I forget to read the almanac again when I go out today!

He looked around, moved his little head urgently, and then nervously went to the director's area by the pool: "I'll just talk about me, just talk about me... Hey, I'll find a way to see if you were captured in the video just now. "

That night, he opened the door to a new world on the Internet, the door of CP fans.

On this day, he opened a door to a new world in the swimming pool, the door to AV fans.

Zhuang Yan couldn't help thinking whether it would be better to be drowned in water just now, or to be drowned in the spittle of Xu Qixing's fans a few days later.

As he walked forward, he thought, he used to think that a tomb is more expensive than a house now, and when he dies, he might as well follow those literati and refined scholars and throw his ashes in the sea.Now he feels that he has been so troublesome in his life, and he might be unlucky if he dies in the sea...

The more Zhuang Yan thought about it, the more troubled he became, and Xu Qi pulled him back without taking two steps.He was dragged back and forth like a carrot over and over again, and he was not happy anymore, but now he didn't dare to get angry, so he could only ask, "Why?"

Xu Qixing was really taken aback, he quickly grabbed the swimming trunks so that Zhuang Yan could not take them off on the spot, and in a fit of anger wanted to scare this reckless person.

But the other party kept wrinkling his nose in discomfort, probably choked on the water and felt uncomfortable, and eating him was like an eggplant beaten by Shuang, so he had to reluctantly say: "I held back, I didn't get it."

Zhuang Yan stared at him for a while, then turned away sullenly without saying a word.

Xu Qixing felt ashamed before, but now that everyone is in trouble, he feels that they are also each other.Although Zhuang Yan made fun of him and almost made him look ugly, he felt that he had to show tolerance and repay hatred with kindness.Then he came over to comfort him and said, "Even if we draw, no one will laugh at anyone."

Zhuang Yan muttered in a low voice: "Heh, the joke isn't that you both have seen enough of it before you agree to help?"

Xu Qixing hadn't been slapped in the face for a long time, and when the young master's temper came up, he would shake his face and leave for a while, or he would coax him to fight again and again.

It was General Chang Sheng who shook his face and left, and he was about to lose all the bloody skin he had been coaxing and hammering, Xu Qixing suddenly remembered the strange feeling of innocence on the roller coaster box, and explained in a strange way: "I didn't Thinking that you really can't get up, that's the paddling pool, where children of all ages can play... I saw you choked on water and pulled you away!"

It's okay not to mention it anymore, mentioning it is like poking a hole in his grievance, and he can't cover it.

Zhuang Yan suppressed the volume to vent his anger: "If the child can do it, I must do it? If the child is not afraid, I can't be afraid? I have asked for help, but you still think it's no big deal? Do you know how panicked I am? I thought I had to If you drown, you can float up by yourself!"

Xu Qixing was a little at a loss, stood beside him with frowned eyebrows and looked at him for a long time, opened his mouth several times before saying: "I'm sorry... next time I will definitely..."

Zhuang Yan: "There will be no next time, I will never beg you again... let alone pull your pants!"

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