What should I do if I personally disassembled my fan's CP! [Entertainment]

Before going out today, Zhuang Yan looked at the almanac, and there were four large characters in red on a yellow background - not suitable for traveling.

But what is wrong with him? No one cares if you believe it or not. Anyway, if you tell the boss this, the boss will talk to you and he will believe you.

Rain or shine, work is there waiting for you.

If the variety show that Dai Yue introduced to him hadn't informed the meeting today, he would definitely be a good Tang monk who listened to his apprentice, and would never step out of the golden hoop of his house.

The flow of people on holidays makes people breathless at a glance. The notorious "Death Line [-]" on weekdays has been upgraded to "Deadly Line [-]" and "If you can't survive, you can't stay together" during holidays. number line".

Zhuang Yan, the sardine who waited so hard to open the door at the station, was dragged up and down by the crowd without a soul.

Finally, as the crowd disbanded on the spot at the station, he gained a new life.

His shirt was crumpled and his glasses were blurred.

Zhuang Yan frowned and tugged at the hem of his clothes a few times, took out the glasses cloth, took off his glasses and wiped them carefully.

As soon as he took a step, he bumped into the huge billboard standing next to the subway entrance.

"Hiss—it hurts to death... Hey, hey, don't fall!"

Zhuang Yan didn't care to rub his head, and hurriedly stabilized the billboard, breaking out in a cold sweat on a hot day.

How much money would he have to pay for such a big billboard? He is poor now, and his underpants are pawned.

"Who is this? It's so in the way. It's unlucky to put it where it can't be placed at the door!"

Zhuang Yan walked past muttering, squinting his eyes and looking up at the huge billboard.

The two long legs are at the same level as him. To his eyesight, the head of the person in the advertisement is far away in the sky.

The name is also a mosaic of three mosaics, and I can only see what it seems to be if I work hard...

Forget it.

There is nothing difficult in the world, just give up.

He couldn't see it, and he wasn't interested in starlets anyway.

Zhuang Yan recalled the map he looked at before going out, crossed the road, walked along the temple wall of Xiyin Temple, and turned right at the end.

He walked across the zebra crossing in the sun, and the trees beside Xiyin Temple were all small trees with sparse branches and leaves, and there was no shade for him to hide from.

Zhuang Yan resigned his fate and walked forward, squinting his eyes to look at the road ahead, the vermilion temple wall was dazzlingly red in the sun, and occasionally a branch with flowers protruded from the courtyard, which was really beautiful.

He had also been here in his previous life, and based on the calculation of the time, it would be about four or five years later.

At that time, his mother heard from somewhere that Xiyin Temple was very serious about seeking marriage and fate, so she insisted on saying, "What's wrong with feudal superstition? I think waiting for you is more unreliable than waiting for ghosts!" He's a man or a woman, you have to bring someone back, right?", insisting on arguing to offer incense.

He never liked crowded places, so he didn't follow them in.What's more, he didn't believe in these things at that time, and he didn't know how to pray if his heart was not sincere.

When he was waiting for her old man at the door, he leaned against this wall, and he still remembered that there were many branches and leaves, red walls and green vines, like a paradise separated from the city.

This is probably the time when the tree has just been planted.

Usually 800 meters is not worth mentioning, but the 800 meters at noon in midsummer is the blade under the feet of the little mermaid, and the iron plate under the body of the iron plate squid.

By the time he reached the end of the temple wall, Zhuang Yan was already covered with sweat.

Fortunately, the majestic glass-faced building and the glittering golden station logo were shining around the corner, and he ran to the gate of the TV station yard in three or two steps, like a monkey who had gone to the west to learn the scriptures.

Before he opened his mouth, the old man sleeping in the security room raised his eyelids and looked at him.

The old man gestured with the palm-leaf fan in his hand, and pointed him to this magnificent high-rise building - the five-story old building with no elevator at the back.

This old building is really old. It is so dilapidated that it doesn’t fit in with the tall environment around it. It can be seen at a glance. There is a corridor protruding from the east and a row of houses are built on the west. .

Zhuang Yan went around in a daze, panting and lying on the handrail of the stairs, looking at the number 1506 written on the text message inexplicably.

In 1506, it was neither on the first floor nor on the fifth floor. This is the same as when Sister Zhang and Brother Wang had a child, and his surname was neither Zhang nor Wang.

random?Is this plausible?Make people guess with their eyes closed?

Zhuang Xiaohou, who was suffering from ninety-nine, eighty-one, and one remaining, waited and waited and didn't meet anyone to ask. It is estimated that there are few people in the back building, and it is empty after the holiday.

So he gave up on himself and decided to put water in the toilet at the corner just passing by first, so as to save himself from wandering in the maze for a long time, he would not be able to find it again if he was really anxious.

The toilet in the old building was also very broken, and the swaying door leaf creaked open, and the inside was small and dark, with only one compartment with the door open, and two urinals hung side by side.

Zhuang Yan passed by the cubicle and glanced over his head. He was so disgusted that he hurried to the front of the urinal to untie his pants.

While running the water, he looked down at his shoes boredly.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but I feel distressed when I see it.

On the white upper of the zoomkobe I bought with teeth, there are no less than five kinds of sole prints in one eye, and the white shoes have been stamped into gray prints.

Zhuang Yan had no doubts, the soles of his shoes might be cleaner than the uppers of his shoes as he rushed to the subway and his feet didn't touch the ground.

It is not suitable to travel, it is really not suitable to travel!

He was taking a deep breath, reassuring himself that this is good, the original blockbusters are limited to DIY, and he will definitely not bump into others when he goes out.

I heard the echo of a pair of leather shoes walking in the empty corridor.

There was a crisp click, one step closer.

Zhuang Yan looked around the dark and backlit surroundings, the cramped and dilapidated toilet, and the shadowy leaves outside the window. Goosebumps ran from his tailbone to the back of his head. He held his breath and stared in the direction of the toilet door.

At this moment, a hundred or so ghost stories he had read in junior high school and countless horror movies he had watched in high school appeared in his mind...

He made a bold guess!Next!The owner of the leather shoes will definitely...

"Squeaky—" Push the door open and come in.

Yes, it is a person.

Zhuang Yan heaved a sigh of relief, and the frightened cock was resumed. He was about to show a kind and polite smile to the other party, but suddenly opened his eyes wide and fixed.

I just feel that sparks are born from the other party's drooping eyelashes and tear moles at the corners of the eyes, and then burst out into the sky, and the surrounding area is curled up.

He seemed to be back on the way home after watching the movie, while in the car he cursed bitterly at the male lead in the movie, how rich and jaded he was, what a slick face and a foolish head, filling him up The story of Heartbreak is a mess.

The screenwriter didn't write logically, the director was obsessed with special effects and the shots were superficial, and the actor's performance ruined the character in his heart.

He was stopped by a red light, and he hammered the steering wheel angrily, but when he looked up, he saw a truck on the right side of the intersection suddenly overturned, and under the inertia, it shoveled a small car on the opposite side, and hit his own car head-on.

Three cars collided in a row, and his car was flattened, but he was fine.

I hurriedly called 120, and then got out of the car to help the truck driver whose legs were pinned up, and helped him to sit on the side of the road.

When Zhuang Yan saw the unconscious person in the car, his mood was actually very strange.

He didn't expect to encounter such a bloody incident where he scolded you one second before and saved you the next second.

The male protagonist in the movie, with his eyes closed, was tightly squeezed by the airbag.

"cough"

Xu Qixing is used to being a big star, and he is used to attracting attention, but he is still stunned and scorching by this kind of stare in a simple toilet, as if he can really feel the hot stare. comfortable.

Hearing the reminder, Zhuang Yan knew that he had made a mistake, but it was as if he was trapped in a nightmare. He couldn't get out of the situation all at once, so he subconsciously turned his face to the side and continued to remember.

He is not without common sense, and he knew that it was best to wait until the rescuers arrived before moving the other party, but the truck driver's voice changed, and he kept yelling that his car's fuel tank was leaking badly, and the cargo in the car was flammable, so if we delay It's dangerous to go down, let them run away quickly.

Zhuang Yan thought that he was not so jealous that he could just throw him here and run away, so he could only speed up and pull him out with all his strength.

The truck driver yelled at them like he was urging them to die, and crawled towards the side of the road with his bloody injured leg. He pulled the person out with a sharp jerk, and just as he agreed, he dragged the person out.

There was a bang, and there was a flash of fire in front of my eyes.

From fierce red, to dead black, to...

Five years ago, he was 22 years old, the day he just graduated from college

Sunny day.

He sighed deeply as if he had experienced it all over again.

Hearing a voice next to him suddenly: "What's the matter, you're not satisfied with what you've seen?"

Startled by the cold voice, he came back to his senses.

Then I found the end of the straight line of my sight... Fuck!It's a little brother!No no no, it's a big brother! ! !

Frightened, he looked away, Zhuang Yan stuttered: "I, I, I..."

Xu Qi was very happy.

There are many people who want him to remember, but I have never seen such a new way.

First stare at other people's faces big and wide, and then stare nakedly at their little brothers.

Xu Qixing bit the bullet and ignored him, and went to his toilet as if nothing had happened, just to see what other tricks this man had, and told him that it was all futile and useless, so save yourself the trouble.

In the end, I didn't expect that the other party was really stinky and shameless. Seeing him finish sex, he sighed regretfully at the end.

Is it human?ah?

I just watched it, what else is there to dissatisfy?

He is a person who has seen a lot of strong winds and waves, is he still confident that he has a unique scenery?

Although he is good at it, he is very good, very good, very good, ok?

If it weren't for public figures who can't be shameless, I really want to press this person's head and make him say one, two, three, four, five.

WTF.

Xu Qixing's face was swollen, his eyes were slightly squinted, and he stared at the opponent deeply, just to see what combination punches this person was going to punch.

Zhuang Yan felt that all the blood from his limbs was pumping up to his head in an instant, why was he so embarrassed and so unlucky, why didn't he know to read the almanac when he went out... No, he read it, it turned out that it was so unsuitable to travel! ! !

He anxiously waved his hands into Shadowless Palms, and quickly defended: "I didn't see it!"

But looking at the disgusted face of "You think I'm a fool?", I also feel that it is too convincing to say that I didn't watch it now.

I could only make up a word in a hurry, took a step back and said sincerely: "I didn't see it clearly! Really! I really didn't see it clearly!"

Xu Qixing still couldn't get around his sigh, and was still waiting to ask an answer to his man's self-esteem.

His manager Qian Duobao's voice came from outside the door: "Alright, who are you talking to?"

The man fastened his pants in a hurry, bowed to him with a snap, and muttered, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Then he turned around and pushed the door leaf and ran out.

Then, he bumped into Qian Duobao's big belly who had just walked to the door, and took three steps back with a quick bounce.

Without raising his head, he even said a few words of sorry, avoided people, and walked and ran towards the corridor.

Qian Duobao stretched out his big hands and rubbed his big belly in bewilderment, looked at his master's black face, and asked wonderingly, "This is... what's wrong?"

Could it be that the ancestor's temper is so bad that he is still a passer-by when he goes to the toilet?

Xu Qixing snorted and didn't intend to explain to him.The belt slammed twice and fastened firmly.

He heard the person who had just run away in the corridor run back again, and stopped in front of the manager with a big belly, without even looking at him, he asked Qian Duobao in embarrassment: "Brother, do you know where 1506 is?" ?"

Qian Duobao came and went frequently in the TV station, and he was very familiar with it. As soon as he heard it, he patiently pointed out the way to Zhuang Yan, and even made gestures on the wall twice on the wall where it was easy to go wrong.

Zhuang Yan ran away gratefully, Qian Duobao was quite satisfied and relieved that he would do good things every day.

Before the proud belly was sucked back, Xu Qixing passed by and staggered. Before he could complain, he saw Xu Qixing walking forward, with a calm expression on his face, and said something coolly : "Boss Qian is really kind-hearted and repays grievances with kindness."

Qian Duobao let out a hey, and stared at Xu Qixing's back.

Why are you still scolding people? !

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