Shock!My brick mover is actually a master of metaphysics

Jian Le knew who it was without looking back. He took out the key from his bag and asked when he opened the door, "Why are you here again?"

"This is my home," Yu Qu said with a smile, "If you don't come here, where would you go?"

Jian Le looked back and found that Yu Qu was standing at the door next door, eating cucumbers. At this moment, he thought, "Evil capitalists."

But he just said "Oh", pushed the car inside, and asked, "Is there anything else you can do? It's okay, I'll close the door."

Yuqu hurried in and said, "Don't be so heartless, drop by."

Jian Le let the other party do whatever he wanted, and then started watering the vegetables after watering, and the fish went to sit on the chair in the living room and watch the video.

In fact, when Jian Le's house entered, there was an Eight Immortals table with a few rows of wooden chairs next to it. This is the so-called living room, but Yuqu didn't dislike it. It was very enjoyable to watch the live broadcast.

After Jian Le finished watering the vegetables, she just heard a brisk and lovely voice, "Then the cat will be dressed up" from the phone.

It turned out that it was Yuqu's mobile phone that played the sound. Jian Le walked over to take a look, and saw a cute girl in a maid outfit on the phone, and in her arms was a white cat also wearing a maid outfit.

Jian Le knows about this platform, it seems to have become popular recently, Jian Le saw the cat food flying from the screen full of cat food, it should be a reward, but what makes him uncomfortable is that the bullet screen is all about your wife It's so beautiful, I miss the day.

Yuqu obviously didn't like this barrage, so he turned it off.

Now Jian Le can see the cat in the live broadcast more clearly. It is indeed very cute, but he still feels distressed. He is well dressed, but being strangled like this, no matter how flexible the cat is, it is obviously comfortable not going anywhere.

"Do you like cats?" Jian Le asked casually, then saw Yu Qu shook his head, and then asked again: "Then you like this anchor?"

This girl looks delicate like a doll from a distance, but when she looks closely, she seems to have no special features, at least she gives Jian Le a general feeling, but Yuqu still shook her head: "No, I don't like it."

"Then what are you looking at?" Jian Le was puzzled.

Yu Qu asked him to wait for a while, and Jian Le saw the girl holding the cat in her arms and coming to her bedroom full of pink bubbles, then took out the snacks and slowly fed them to the cat.

Whenever she bent down, Jian Le could just see the waves on the girl's chest. Originally, he should look away without looking at the injustice, but for some reason, he kept staring, frowning from time to time, and finally Said: "Go fish, give me the phone."

Yu Qu watched the live broadcast reluctantly, moved his mouth from time to time, but still gave Jian Le his phone, and saw that the other party used his account to click on the report, and the reason was that he abused pet cats and sold meat maliciously.

Yu Qu quickly snatched the phone back: "My God, didn't I just watch the cat eat snacks? Why did you report it?"

"Do you know that cats can't eat chocolate?" Jian Le said seriously, "It will be poisoned. And this anchor also feeds the pet cat with milk, which will make it diarrhea."

Yu Qu shook his head, and quickly told Jian Le that his mother was allergic to cats, he didn't know at all, he just ordered in because he saw that the cat was delicious.But after hearing Jian Le's words, he still posted a barrage, telling the host: "Don't give cats chocolate and milk."

But the comments he posted quickly disappeared in a barrage of "wife, you are so beautiful" and "wife, I'm fine", but his small and fresh comments still attracted the attention of some people, and some of them even joked : "Friend, are you alright?"

The fish went angry and said, "What's the matter, I can't get better!"

As a result, a group of people below said "Oh~ you are very persistent", Yuqu couldn't understand what they meant at all, and was about to talk to them, Jian Le pressed his shoulder and shook his head: "Forget it, wait for the result .” At least for now, all they can do is wait for the results of the report.

Yuqu was obviously a little unhappy, but in the end he stopped arguing with these people and left Jian Le's house sullenly.

Not only did the fish go, this incident also made Jian Le feel a little bad, but he didn't tell the spirit card. After he smiled and said good night to the other party, he fell asleep.

Early the next morning, as soon as Jian Le got out of bed, he heard someone knock on the door. He opened it and saw that it was a fish. He held up his mobile phone and danced: "Jian Le, it's locked, it's locked!"

Jian Le couldn't react for a moment, looked at the singing and dancing fish in front of her, nodded silently and said: "Well, it's pretty crazy."

Yu Qu hurriedly said: "That anchor has been banned!"

"So fast?" Jian Le turned sideways to let the fish come in, but was shocked by the speed of this platform, the processing was too fast.

Yu Qu blinked embarrassedly: "Actually, after I went back last night, I did something."

"What's the matter?" Jian Le asked, fighting with those people, and then increasing her influence to attract the attention of the people above?

Yu Qu said with a calm face: "Last night, I talked to the investors of the platform, and then it will be fine."

Jian Le: "..." Sorry, poverty limits my imagination.

In the end, he patted Yuqu on the shoulder, "Thank you." Then he turned around to brush his teeth, Yuqu followed him into the toilet room, and found that it was too crowded. It seemed that after one more person inside, they seemed to be hugging each other , so he stood outside and told him that the investor was actually his brother's friend. He didn't know that person very well, but he had met him several times. He contacted that person last night, and that was it.

Jian Le nodded while brushing her teeth, then waved her hand.

"Why?" asked the fish.

Jian Le spat out the wash water in her mouth, and said indifferently: "You can go."

Yuqu: "..." The legendary throw away?But he still went to sit in the living room outside, and took a look at the development trend behind this incident.

When Jian Le made breakfast and brought it out, he found that Yu Qu's face was twisted together. He put the noodles in front of Yu Qu and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yu Qu told him that that woman was too shameless, and after being banned, she cried and said that she was reported and someone wanted her to look good, so she couldn't do it anymore.

Jian Le thought to herself, there seems to be nothing wrong.

"She said she didn't know that snacks are harmful to cats, and that she loves cats very much," Yu Qu was very angry. "She said she would hold her cat tonight to apologize to fans."

He didn't believe that a person who loves cats doesn't even have this bit of common sense, and it's clearly a gimmick to win with cats.

"How is your account?" Jian Le didn't really care about what this woman did, but he remembered that Yuqu made a speech yesterday.

"It's okay!" Yu Qu, who had been bombarded by the news, said domineeringly, "I still have [-] trumpets!"

Jane Le, whose imagination was limited by poverty, nodded and said calmly: "Eat quickly, or the noodles will rise."

Although Yuqu said that he had already had breakfast, he ate the noodles without any ambiguity. After eating, Jian Le cleaned up the table, washed the dishes, and then pushed his car to go out.

It's no fun for Yu to stay alone, and he also came out, but before Jian Le left, tell him to come back early and watch that woman's performance together tonight.

Anyway, this Sunday, Jian Le has nothing else to do except work in the noodle shop, so she naturally nodded and said hello.

In fact, after this incident, not only did the fish go, even Jian Le searched the previous videos of this anchor. It is normal to "accidentally" show some meat in the interaction.

After all, the Internet has been cracking down recently, and she became popular among a group of nerds through her interaction with cats.

Originally, there were cat lovers in her live broadcast room, but after being affected by the barrage atmosphere, all of them left, and the rest were people who wanted to see their wives.

In the process of looking through the video, Jian Le discovered a feature, that is, the cat in the girl's arms has been changing, and it is not fixed.

While watching, Jian Le was very puzzled, where did all these cats go?But when he saw one of the familiar black cats, he fell silent.

It was a cat he met on his way home on Thursday night, in a spirit state.

Jian Le didn't know what happened to the rest of the cats, but at least the black cat that was in the girl's arms not long ago was gone now.

After the day was over, Jian Le went home.

As expected, Yuqu was waiting for him at the door. Seeing his appearance, he hurriedly said, "Come here, this woman is too shameless!"

Jian Le stepped forward to take a look, and found that the girl was wearing a Japanese-style school uniform, holding a cat and crying. She cried pitifully, saying that she didn't mind if someone reported her, and she didn't care if someone blocked her live broadcast through her relationship. time, but she was very sad that she could not bring joy to everyone.

The screen was full of rewards and barrages to comfort the girl, and it also showed that no matter where the anchor went, they would definitely follow.

"Isn't her account blocked?" Jian Le asked, Yuqu told him that it was a trumpet.

Jian Le said again: "This should violate the platform's regulations, right?"

"She didn't sign the contract," Yuqu sighed.

The woman was still crying on the screen. She wiped her tears and said that she and her cat will be fine, please don't worry.

"Damn!" Yu went to scold, "This woman is really shameless!" He was about to contact his brother's friend again, when he caught sight of something and quickly patted Jian Le on the shoulder, "Cat!"

Jian Le looked up, and saw a slightly familiar black cat slipping in from the half-open window behind the woman. Not to mention, behind the black cats, like glutinous rice balls in a pot, one after another The cat rolled in.

As they rushed in, the windows slid to the other side.

The woman didn't know what happened, and she was still crying in her place, but the barrage exploded, very consistent and harmonious, "Honey, your windows are haunted!"

"Honey, the eyes of the white cat in your arms seem to be shining!"

"Honey, I'm a little scared when you cry."

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