Shock!My brick mover is actually a master of metaphysics

I am not, I am not.

Countless thoughts flashed through Uncle Zi's mind, and he wiped his tears and said, "Brother Jian Le, you can't wrong me, Uncle Zi, although I don't look like an honest person, I do honest things. How could you do such a wicked thing?"

It's true that she doesn't look like an honest person at all, and Jian Le agrees very much. Just as she was about to speak, Yuqu shouted, "Lele, isn't this the handle Miss Wang has made?"

Uncle Zi said "ah?", and then Yuqu gave him a popular science. This car has a long history and a rough fate.

It was twisted into twists by zombies before, and then a female ghost girl forcibly twisted it back to its original shape. Unfortunately, there are still traces left. If Miss Wang came here in person, she might be able to recognize it.

Jian Le didn't understand how Yu Qu told all this, but he didn't interrupt the other party's speech. The uncle's complexion became paler the more he heard it, and finally threw himself on the ground and hugged Jian Le's leg, crying Barking and crying: "Brother, I didn't mean it, I don't know about it at all."

Jian Le felt quite embarrassed by being hugged on her thigh like this, so she could only say: "Brother, I'm younger than you, get up quickly."

In fact, he shouldn't call me brother, he should be called uncle, but Zishu directly refused, hugging Jian Le's leg and crying: "Nothing, I have only been a human for 11 years and 12 months, and I will just start next month." It's [-] years old!"

Jian Le looked at the vicissitudes of life on his face, and had to sigh with emotion that he looked really anxious, but soon he found something was wrong. According to him, isn't he a minor now?Can minors start a business?

Is the nine-year compulsory education law just a joke?

Seeing the disbelief on Jian Le's face, Uncle Zi glanced at Yu Yu, as if asking for his opinion.

Yu Qu went forward and pulled the other party up, and said earnestly: "Uncle Zi, here are all our own people, just tell the truth."

Uncle Zi looked at Yuqu and then at Jian Le, remembering that Lu said that Yuqu already knew that he had cleared his yin and yang eyes, and he no longer needed to hide his identity in front of him, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then I will I will tell you!"

Jian Le heard a "whoosh", and Uncle Zi, who was standing in front of them, disappeared at some point. In front of them, a fat vole was looking at the two with tears in his eyes, crying while wiping the corners of his eyes. : "I really didn't lie to you, I still have an adult certificate recognized by the metaphysics world", and then he took out the red book from his arms.

Jian Le was indeed a little surprised by Uncle Zi who suddenly turned into a field mouse in front of him, but he quickly accepted it, and was about to step forward to check the authenticity of the certificate, but the fish around him couldn't stop him ahead of time, so Jian Le could only hold back He hugged the trembling fish and asked, "Are you okay?"

Yu Qu shook his head, his face turned pale, and he said with a sad face, "I don't feel well."

Anyway, Yuqu has felt bad several times in a month, and Jian Le is very used to it, so she asked considerately: "Then what should I do?"

Yuqu told him that it would be good to let him help him to sit down. Jian Le scanned the surroundings and found that there were all broken bicycles, so she simply asked him to sit down on the spot.

And as soon as he sat down, the field mouse hurriedly jumped forward and asked very worriedly: "Ah, what's the matter with Nephew Yuxian!"

——If something happened to him, Lu Lai would not spare him, woo woo woo, wouldn't he just sell a car?Why are you so pitiful.

Looking at the extra-large voles approaching him, especially the fangs and sharp nails, the fish that had been slowing down quickly rolled its eyes and passed out. The voles were so frightened that they were about to cry: "Brother Jane! , what should I do!"

Originally, this uncle had turned into a human form, and his appearance could be described as evil-eyed. Looking at it, Jian Le's voice became much softer, and she comforted: "It's okay, I have a solution."

So he found the snacks in the fish bag, opened them and asked, "Uncle Zi, do you want to eat?"

Before Uncle Zi could react, Jian Le stuffed a French fries into his mouth, so he happily gnawed on the French fries, his two exposed teeth wiped out the food sharply, and the corner of his mouth The two tufts of hair trembled.

One person and one mouse carried the fish on their backs and ate it. The taste of the food was really strong. The fish quickly woke up from the coma. Seeing Jian Le eating snacks, he also forgot the one that scared him to faint. The voles ate happily together.

Now that Yuqu has woken up, Jian Le asked about the business. Although the field mouse is really cute, his bicycle has been with him for several years, so he must seek justice.

Uncle Zi told Jian Le while eating French fries that he was originally a weak and helpless field mouse, who had been living on the food of the farmers' uncles, but one day, he suddenly turned into a human form and had sex with the villagers. Also come to the city to work.

But he is a country mouse, where has he seen the big world?You can only do second-hand business and open a small factory.

"But I think your factory is quite big." Jian Le said, isn't it? The entire second-hand bicycle market here is owned by this uncle alone. He used to listen to fish to popularize science. There are chain branches all over the country.

"It's okay, it's okay," said Uncle Zi with a smile, "It's all thanks to the help of the brothers."

Then Jian Le knew that after this uncle came to the city, he started a business of selling second-hand cars with the help of countless rats and grandchildren, but when he heard this, he asked, "You don't know Is it illegal?"

Although Uncle Zi's entrepreneurial journey is very touching, but thinking of his car being stolen, he has to look at Uncle Zi suspiciously. This car is not all stolen, right?

"No, no!" Uncle Zi threw away the french fries in his hands anxiously, and explained angrily, "The source of my car is all legal, and I still have various licenses." Various documents were taken out.

Jian Le almost thought that he was the inspection department. After reading a few photos, he found that the information was indeed legitimate, and he also saw the praise of the best used car company of the year in it.

"Then what's going on?" the fish finally recovered after eating the food, puzzled.

Uncle Zi said, don't worry, since he did something wrong, he will definitely give Brother Jian an explanation. Soon, Jian Le and Yu went to hear a small sound, as if something was chewing.

When Yu went to realize what it was, he saw dozens of mice surrounding them at a glance. If he wasn't a strong man, he would almost jump on Jian Le in fright. .

Uncle Zi was indeed the fattest one among them. He took a step forward, led the mice to Jian Le's car, and began to inquire about the source of the car. Soon, a thin little mouse came out, and it was finely chopped. After talking brokenly, Uncle Zi already knew the reason, so he asked all the leaders of the departments to go back to work hard, leaving only the little mouse trembling with fright.

Like a stern father, he picked up the scared mouse that was curled up into a ball with one paw, brought it to Jian Le, and said seriously: "You explain yourself!"

The little mouse then looked at Jian Le pitifully, kowtowed and apologized childishly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

It was actually the voice of a five or six-year-old girl. Jian Le's heart trembled when she heard it. She thought that she was a heinous villain, so she quickly stopped her and said, "Stand up and talk, don't knock."

Then the little mouse stood up, and with his head down, he told Jian Le the whole story.

It turns out that Zishu’s second-hand car market is sometimes responsible for the acquisition of that kind of recycled cars, but these cars are thrown in the corner and never used again. There are many such cars in universities. exist.

If this car cannot be recycled well, it is a waste of resources, so they will automatically recycle after confirming that the car is already in a recycling state.

"I thought the car was thrown there after being eliminated by the owner, so I stole your car." The little mouse apologized again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

When Jian Le heard this, she wanted to shed tears of sadness. The reason for the stolen car was that his car was too broken?

But the voice of the little mouse is too childlike, and Jian Le really can't bear to embarrass a child, so she can only say that this matter is forgot, Uncle Zi is very sorry, and must give some compensation, Jian Le said that the compensation is fine , but I would like to raise some opinions.

Uncle Zi told him to be blunt, and Jian Le said, "I heard that mouse's voice just now, and it sounded like a child. Have you been employing child labor?"

This matter is not serious, but it is also very bad. Now that Jian Le has met him, he naturally has to remind him that he can't treat his own clan like this just because he is a mouse.

Uncle Zi didn't realize it at first, but then he looked at the little mouse beside him, and then he couldn't laugh or cry: "It has been married for a long time, and now it is a grandma."

The little mouse rubbed its beard with its paws embarrassingly, and said with a smile: "A few days ago, the eighth-round grandchildren were just born. It's strange."

"How old are you?" Jian Le felt a little disillusioned, so the little mouse told him that he was almost two years old.

Jian Le was silent for a while, then took out her mobile phone and saw on the Internet that mice usually live 1-3 years old. Calculated proportionally, it seems that they are indeed grandma's generation.

Since it was a coincidence, Jian Le chatted with this little mouse more, and knew that they are living happily now.

According to the little mouse’s great-grandmother, it was not easy for them to be mice in their generation, especially the city mice. They lived very hard and were suppressed and killed in various ways. The life of socialist modernization has gradually become happier.

"If you want to be happy, you have to struggle!" The little mouse sighed, "Our country's leaders are really right."

Jian Le didn't expect a mouse to be so enlightened, and she couldn't help admiring it, but the little mouse was not proud at all: "What is this? We only know about it by watching the news broadcast every day."

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