I, the ghost hunter, chase my wife thousands of miles away! [Rebirth]
Chapter 35 Lead the snake out of the hole (1)
"Ah, ah, it's too deep, don't, don't."
I saw Duan Wuji holding a copy of "Secrets of Husband and Wife", reading the dialogue in it loudly.The tone of voice is like a rock standing still in the wind, without any ups and downs, not to mention the emotion in both voice and emotion.The face is not red, the heart is not beating, and the face is calm.
"Slow down, slow down, I'm going to do it, (pause with line break) I'm dead."
Duan Wuji read the above words word by word, feeling nothing wrong at all.
Shao Mubai frightened the teacup in his hand, and ran over quickly. "Wuji, you, what are you doing? Stop reading!"
Duan Wuji looked up at him, and said in a calm tone, "Does the talisman you posted on the door work? Are you sure ghosts can't get in?"
Shao Mobai was at a loss, "Of course, unless it wants to be wiped out. Why are you asking this? It's talking to you about this kind of obscenity——" Halfway through the conversation, he thought it was really hard to talk about it, so he changed his words, "I'm telling you this What does it matter if you are ashamed!"
"It's easier if he can't come in, he can only hear the sound, but can't see the scene in the room." He raised the book full of pictures and texts, and said, "When he heard the words on it, he definitely believed that we were husband and wife. No doubt."
"But, but but but how can you say this!" In Shao Mobai's heart, Duan Wuji could not be tarnished at all.After all, this person loves cleanliness like his life, and he usually washes his hands for a long time when he touches them, how can he be stained by these dirty words?
"This thing is not a good thing! You don't know! It's not a good thing anyway!"
Duan Wuji glanced at him sideways, "Things that can lure ghosts and demons are all good things, I know what I should do, can you control me?"
After finishing speaking, he held the book in front of his eyes, and recited it in a straight voice:
"Ah, ah, let me rest for a while, dead ghost, I'm going to kill you."
Shao Mobai jumped in front of him, but he was afraid that his voice would be too loud, so he could only yell under his voice: "Stop reading!"
"Well, um, oh, it's so comfortable."
Shao Mobai wanted to cover his mouth, but he couldn't touch this person, so he had to grab his clothes, "Shut up!"
Duan Wuji remained unmoved, and continued to read in a calm tone:
"Damn ghost, I told you to be gentle. Are you deaf?"
Shao Mobai slipped into the quilt and blocked his ears: "Ah——you might as well let me die! Stop reading it!"
However, the person holding the yellow paper scroll ignored him, yelled every sentence in a precise and correct manner, and when he finished reading a page, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and then turned to the next page and continued reading.
Shao Mobai hid in the quilt and wanted to cry without tears, and was planning to hypnotize himself, forcing this obscene words into Buddhist scriptures.But when he was in a daze, he suddenly smelled an unusual air flow outside the house.That thing was faint and indistinct, with a cold breath, obviously not a thing in the world.
His eyelids suddenly lifted—it was a ghost!
He hurriedly got out of bed, flew over to cover Duan Wuji's mouth, and held Duan Wuji in his arms tightly.
The air flow is like the wind pouring into the quilt on a winter night, it is cool and cold, and it floats freely outside the house.Walking from one end of the corridor to the other end, there is no slight feeling, and it is obvious that the recuperation is over.
Shao Mobai's attention was all on that thing, his eyes fixed on the black mist that flashed by on the window paper from time to time, and his expression was solemn.When the thing stopped at their window, his whole heart was suspended, he took a deep breath, and changed into an emotional voice:
"Wuji, in this life, I only have you in my heart. Besides that, there is no one else. What about you?"
What he said was half for show and half for sincerity. His tone was so sincere that even Duan Wuji couldn't tell the truth from the fake for a moment.
"Wuji, answer me." Shao Mobai hugged him tightly, and tightened his grip on his shoulders, implying that the ghost was already listening.
Duan Wuji didn't respond immediately, as if he was caught by something.He lowered his head, three thousand black hairs covered his face, making it impossible to see his expression clearly.After a while, a very small "hmm" came out from his throat.
The ghosts outside the window had amazing ears, so they naturally heard the "um".So he didn't stay any longer, and just walked away quietly with the gloomy black mist.
Seeing that the window paper finally returned to its sallow color, Shao Mobai relaxed his tense heart and let go of the person in his arms.Went to the door and listened carefully, inquiring about the movement outside, and indeed did not hear any traces of ghosts, then Chang Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the people behind him:
"No trace, it's gone."
Duan Wuji was still the same as before, with his hands bowed and his fists tightly clenched in his sleeves.
Shao Mobai only cared about ghosts and demons, but he never noticed that under the cover of those blue hairs, his usually cold eyes were wide open, and his eyes were trembling, as if some emotion was about to burst out of his body.The abnormal blush on the cheeks spread to the base of the ears, as if a thick layer of rouge had been applied——
Just now, Shao Mobai hugged him tightly, the scorching body temperature penetrated through the material of the clothes, coaxing a ball of heat at the place where the two were connected.Shao Mobai's body is hot, so he naturally felt that there was something wrong.But Duan Wuji's body was cold, and the hot air directly ignited a fire in his body, and it burned.
"Looking for someone...I want to take a bath..."
After a long, long time, the lips that were pursed into a line could only utter a few words. Just these simple words seemed to take away his breath, and made him gasp twice, so that the blankness and numbness in his mind disappeared. so serious.
He was naturally angry, but Shao Mobai had no other choice in front of the ghost.He even clearly noticed that in the depths of the anger, there was a very strong hidden - shame.
Attracting Gui Yao's attention and making him believe that after they fell in love, the next step was to act as a ruthless prodigal son and say some unfeeling words, and the two parted ways.
The question is, who should play this ruthless prodigal son?
After taking a bath, Duan Wuji took the job pre-emptively, "What the heartless person said is very simple. This book has been written. Now I can recite it fluently. I think it's me."
Shao Mobai hurriedly stopped him, "Wuji, don't read Lao Shizi's "Secrets of Husband and Wife" any more, it's very harmful! Besides, we can't stay together after you 'broke your heart', when the ghosts take advantage of the dead of night to harm you You, how can I save you?"
Duan Wuji was eager to try, "Give me the ghost-hunting treasure, and I can deal with it myself."
Shao Mobai would not let him take this risk, "Don't, I know you are bold and careful, but ghost hunting is not a joke. You were haunted by ghosts a few days ago, how powerful those things are, have you forgotten?"
"Give me that fan, and I'll learn a few tricks. No matter how powerful ghosts and demons are, they are no match for me."
"Oh——" Shao Mobai suddenly understood something, and winked at him, "So you want to learn martial arts from me? Tell me earlier, I cherish you so much, so I am naturally willing to teach you everything you can learn of."
"So you agreed?"
Duan Wuji snorted coldly, "I know you are reluctant."
"It's not that I'm reluctant." Shao Zhengbai's expression was serious, "Wuji, the Yin-Yang Glazed Fan is a sacred object in the underworld, and it can't be used by very people. First, it must have magic power, and second, it must have a pair of eyes that can see ghosts." .”
Hearing this, Duan Wuji's eyes dimmed.
Although Shao Mobai couldn't bear to see him downcast, but this matter is seeking truth from facts, what should be explained clearly must be explained clearly.
"My mana is endowed by the Lord of the Underworld. Although ordinary people can practice it, it takes a lot of time and energy. If you want to learn magic, I can teach you some simple ones. But the eyes are doomed from birth. You If you can't see ghosts, let alone ghosts, how can you subdue them?"
Duan Wuji was upset, he licked his back molars, "So, you won't allow me to be a heartless person?"
Shao Mubai nodded cautiously, "It seems safer for me to come."
He understands Duan Wuji.
Leaving Pingjiao to venture out, Duan Wuji was actually more curious.Although his face is cold, his heart is not cold.He thought that hunting ghosts was interesting, and Shao Zhengbai was also interesting, so he agreed to go through this journey.But from beginning to end, he didn't accomplish anything.Whether searching for news or catching ghosts, Shao Zhengbai did it all by himself, and he could only watch from the sidelines.
The sense of powerlessness of being unable to do anything became more and more intense, so he urgently needed to prove himself, to prove that he, the young master who called the wind and rain in Pingjiao, was not just for nothing.
However, ghosts and demons are extremely ferocious, and without a perfect spell and a deadly weapon, they must never get close.
"How about this, let me come this time first, and let you do it when you encounter something you are good at in the future?"
Duan Wuji rolled his eyes, pretending to be thinking, "I have conditions."
Shao Mobai couldn't believe that he agreed so quickly, so he hurriedly said, "Say~ as long as I do my best, I will definitely satisfy you."
Duan Wuji raised his eyes, showing a bit of determination, "I let you go this time, not because I'm afraid of you currying favor with you. Although you have signed a document, you are my servant, but I am not mean. In terms of ordinary martial arts and mana , we are equal."
"so?"
"So, reciprocity, you have to teach me a spell."
"Okay, what do you want to learn?"
Duan Wuji thought for a while, "Yujian flies."
Shao Mobai showed embarrassment, "This...Wuji, I won't..."
"Aren't you a ghost hunter!"
"That's right...so, I only know spells related to ghost hunting."
Duan Wuji was extremely disgusted, "Then what's the use of you?"
Shao Mobai thought and thought, and went through all the few spells he knew in his heart, and finally his eyes lit up, and said:
"How about this, I'll teach you a barrier technique. If any ghosts try to hurt you, you can chant this spell, and within a quarter of an hour, they won't be able to get close to you."
Duan Wuji rolled his eyes, "Deal."
When the candle was almost burnt out, the two finally reached a consensus and formed a pair of silhouettes.
But the next day, Shao Mobai left early, he was going to play the role of the ruthless heartbreaker, and asked Duan Wuji to catch him.
And left a note for Duan Wuji:
"Come and catch/rape, you know where I am."
Duan Wuji's forehead twitched, and he immediately crumpled the note into shreds—the hell knows where you are!
Wuji baby, you're good at playing
I saw Duan Wuji holding a copy of "Secrets of Husband and Wife", reading the dialogue in it loudly.The tone of voice is like a rock standing still in the wind, without any ups and downs, not to mention the emotion in both voice and emotion.The face is not red, the heart is not beating, and the face is calm.
"Slow down, slow down, I'm going to do it, (pause with line break) I'm dead."
Duan Wuji read the above words word by word, feeling nothing wrong at all.
Shao Mubai frightened the teacup in his hand, and ran over quickly. "Wuji, you, what are you doing? Stop reading!"
Duan Wuji looked up at him, and said in a calm tone, "Does the talisman you posted on the door work? Are you sure ghosts can't get in?"
Shao Mobai was at a loss, "Of course, unless it wants to be wiped out. Why are you asking this? It's talking to you about this kind of obscenity——" Halfway through the conversation, he thought it was really hard to talk about it, so he changed his words, "I'm telling you this What does it matter if you are ashamed!"
"It's easier if he can't come in, he can only hear the sound, but can't see the scene in the room." He raised the book full of pictures and texts, and said, "When he heard the words on it, he definitely believed that we were husband and wife. No doubt."
"But, but but but how can you say this!" In Shao Mobai's heart, Duan Wuji could not be tarnished at all.After all, this person loves cleanliness like his life, and he usually washes his hands for a long time when he touches them, how can he be stained by these dirty words?
"This thing is not a good thing! You don't know! It's not a good thing anyway!"
Duan Wuji glanced at him sideways, "Things that can lure ghosts and demons are all good things, I know what I should do, can you control me?"
After finishing speaking, he held the book in front of his eyes, and recited it in a straight voice:
"Ah, ah, let me rest for a while, dead ghost, I'm going to kill you."
Shao Mobai jumped in front of him, but he was afraid that his voice would be too loud, so he could only yell under his voice: "Stop reading!"
"Well, um, oh, it's so comfortable."
Shao Mobai wanted to cover his mouth, but he couldn't touch this person, so he had to grab his clothes, "Shut up!"
Duan Wuji remained unmoved, and continued to read in a calm tone:
"Damn ghost, I told you to be gentle. Are you deaf?"
Shao Mobai slipped into the quilt and blocked his ears: "Ah——you might as well let me die! Stop reading it!"
However, the person holding the yellow paper scroll ignored him, yelled every sentence in a precise and correct manner, and when he finished reading a page, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and then turned to the next page and continued reading.
Shao Mobai hid in the quilt and wanted to cry without tears, and was planning to hypnotize himself, forcing this obscene words into Buddhist scriptures.But when he was in a daze, he suddenly smelled an unusual air flow outside the house.That thing was faint and indistinct, with a cold breath, obviously not a thing in the world.
His eyelids suddenly lifted—it was a ghost!
He hurriedly got out of bed, flew over to cover Duan Wuji's mouth, and held Duan Wuji in his arms tightly.
The air flow is like the wind pouring into the quilt on a winter night, it is cool and cold, and it floats freely outside the house.Walking from one end of the corridor to the other end, there is no slight feeling, and it is obvious that the recuperation is over.
Shao Mobai's attention was all on that thing, his eyes fixed on the black mist that flashed by on the window paper from time to time, and his expression was solemn.When the thing stopped at their window, his whole heart was suspended, he took a deep breath, and changed into an emotional voice:
"Wuji, in this life, I only have you in my heart. Besides that, there is no one else. What about you?"
What he said was half for show and half for sincerity. His tone was so sincere that even Duan Wuji couldn't tell the truth from the fake for a moment.
"Wuji, answer me." Shao Mobai hugged him tightly, and tightened his grip on his shoulders, implying that the ghost was already listening.
Duan Wuji didn't respond immediately, as if he was caught by something.He lowered his head, three thousand black hairs covered his face, making it impossible to see his expression clearly.After a while, a very small "hmm" came out from his throat.
The ghosts outside the window had amazing ears, so they naturally heard the "um".So he didn't stay any longer, and just walked away quietly with the gloomy black mist.
Seeing that the window paper finally returned to its sallow color, Shao Mobai relaxed his tense heart and let go of the person in his arms.Went to the door and listened carefully, inquiring about the movement outside, and indeed did not hear any traces of ghosts, then Chang Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the people behind him:
"No trace, it's gone."
Duan Wuji was still the same as before, with his hands bowed and his fists tightly clenched in his sleeves.
Shao Mobai only cared about ghosts and demons, but he never noticed that under the cover of those blue hairs, his usually cold eyes were wide open, and his eyes were trembling, as if some emotion was about to burst out of his body.The abnormal blush on the cheeks spread to the base of the ears, as if a thick layer of rouge had been applied——
Just now, Shao Mobai hugged him tightly, the scorching body temperature penetrated through the material of the clothes, coaxing a ball of heat at the place where the two were connected.Shao Mobai's body is hot, so he naturally felt that there was something wrong.But Duan Wuji's body was cold, and the hot air directly ignited a fire in his body, and it burned.
"Looking for someone...I want to take a bath..."
After a long, long time, the lips that were pursed into a line could only utter a few words. Just these simple words seemed to take away his breath, and made him gasp twice, so that the blankness and numbness in his mind disappeared. so serious.
He was naturally angry, but Shao Mobai had no other choice in front of the ghost.He even clearly noticed that in the depths of the anger, there was a very strong hidden - shame.
Attracting Gui Yao's attention and making him believe that after they fell in love, the next step was to act as a ruthless prodigal son and say some unfeeling words, and the two parted ways.
The question is, who should play this ruthless prodigal son?
After taking a bath, Duan Wuji took the job pre-emptively, "What the heartless person said is very simple. This book has been written. Now I can recite it fluently. I think it's me."
Shao Mobai hurriedly stopped him, "Wuji, don't read Lao Shizi's "Secrets of Husband and Wife" any more, it's very harmful! Besides, we can't stay together after you 'broke your heart', when the ghosts take advantage of the dead of night to harm you You, how can I save you?"
Duan Wuji was eager to try, "Give me the ghost-hunting treasure, and I can deal with it myself."
Shao Mobai would not let him take this risk, "Don't, I know you are bold and careful, but ghost hunting is not a joke. You were haunted by ghosts a few days ago, how powerful those things are, have you forgotten?"
"Give me that fan, and I'll learn a few tricks. No matter how powerful ghosts and demons are, they are no match for me."
"Oh——" Shao Mobai suddenly understood something, and winked at him, "So you want to learn martial arts from me? Tell me earlier, I cherish you so much, so I am naturally willing to teach you everything you can learn of."
"So you agreed?"
Duan Wuji snorted coldly, "I know you are reluctant."
"It's not that I'm reluctant." Shao Zhengbai's expression was serious, "Wuji, the Yin-Yang Glazed Fan is a sacred object in the underworld, and it can't be used by very people. First, it must have magic power, and second, it must have a pair of eyes that can see ghosts." .”
Hearing this, Duan Wuji's eyes dimmed.
Although Shao Mobai couldn't bear to see him downcast, but this matter is seeking truth from facts, what should be explained clearly must be explained clearly.
"My mana is endowed by the Lord of the Underworld. Although ordinary people can practice it, it takes a lot of time and energy. If you want to learn magic, I can teach you some simple ones. But the eyes are doomed from birth. You If you can't see ghosts, let alone ghosts, how can you subdue them?"
Duan Wuji was upset, he licked his back molars, "So, you won't allow me to be a heartless person?"
Shao Mubai nodded cautiously, "It seems safer for me to come."
He understands Duan Wuji.
Leaving Pingjiao to venture out, Duan Wuji was actually more curious.Although his face is cold, his heart is not cold.He thought that hunting ghosts was interesting, and Shao Zhengbai was also interesting, so he agreed to go through this journey.But from beginning to end, he didn't accomplish anything.Whether searching for news or catching ghosts, Shao Zhengbai did it all by himself, and he could only watch from the sidelines.
The sense of powerlessness of being unable to do anything became more and more intense, so he urgently needed to prove himself, to prove that he, the young master who called the wind and rain in Pingjiao, was not just for nothing.
However, ghosts and demons are extremely ferocious, and without a perfect spell and a deadly weapon, they must never get close.
"How about this, let me come this time first, and let you do it when you encounter something you are good at in the future?"
Duan Wuji rolled his eyes, pretending to be thinking, "I have conditions."
Shao Mobai couldn't believe that he agreed so quickly, so he hurriedly said, "Say~ as long as I do my best, I will definitely satisfy you."
Duan Wuji raised his eyes, showing a bit of determination, "I let you go this time, not because I'm afraid of you currying favor with you. Although you have signed a document, you are my servant, but I am not mean. In terms of ordinary martial arts and mana , we are equal."
"so?"
"So, reciprocity, you have to teach me a spell."
"Okay, what do you want to learn?"
Duan Wuji thought for a while, "Yujian flies."
Shao Mobai showed embarrassment, "This...Wuji, I won't..."
"Aren't you a ghost hunter!"
"That's right...so, I only know spells related to ghost hunting."
Duan Wuji was extremely disgusted, "Then what's the use of you?"
Shao Mobai thought and thought, and went through all the few spells he knew in his heart, and finally his eyes lit up, and said:
"How about this, I'll teach you a barrier technique. If any ghosts try to hurt you, you can chant this spell, and within a quarter of an hour, they won't be able to get close to you."
Duan Wuji rolled his eyes, "Deal."
When the candle was almost burnt out, the two finally reached a consensus and formed a pair of silhouettes.
But the next day, Shao Mobai left early, he was going to play the role of the ruthless heartbreaker, and asked Duan Wuji to catch him.
And left a note for Duan Wuji:
"Come and catch/rape, you know where I am."
Duan Wuji's forehead twitched, and he immediately crumpled the note into shreds—the hell knows where you are!
Wuji baby, you're good at playing
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