I, the ghost hunter, chase my wife thousands of miles away! [Rebirth]

"Wuji, if you really feel embarrassed, we can think of another way."

Shao Mubai sat upright, discussing with him with a cautious smile.After all, pretending to be a husband and wife is not enough to just talk about it. Being in and out of couples all day long is just the most basic itinerary.But it was a coincidence that this little devil loves cleanliness and is obsessed with cleanliness, and he is cold by nature. It is reasonable not to agree, and he has seen a ghost if he agrees.

Duan Wuji remained silent, holding the jade jue that was paired with Shao Yubai, still making a decision in his heart.His temperament is clean and withdrawn, and he will never have half a relationship with others unless necessary.

But... if it is a ghost, maybe it should be a different matter?

Then he raised his head and asked:

"You promise, this method will work?"

Shao Mobai didn't dare to guarantee it, and he wouldn't say such a one-shot deceitful words just to get close to Duan Wuji.

"It can't be completely guaranteed, but since the ghost only attacks those who betray their hearts, then we will pretend to be husband and wife, and I will pretend to be betrayed and make a clean break. There will be [-]% certainty that I will lure him out."

He rubbed his hands awkwardly, "Or, if you have other ideas, we can discuss it."

Duan Wuji rubbed the jade ring in his hand, pondered for a while, and finally made up his mind, "No, just this."

After finishing speaking, he put the jade ring on the table and prepared to put it on later.This jade jue is a pair with Shao Zhengbai's. For lovers, there must be a token, such as jade pendants concentric with the moon and old ropes, you must choose one.

"What's next?"

Shao Mubai thought for a while, and said: "Next, we have to do a full set of acting, we have to go to the old temple of worshiping the moon like all young couples, watch plays together, go shopping, and do some romantic things."

"From now on?"

"As soon as you're ready, I can do it anytime." Thinking of the relationship between the two of them taking a step closer, even if they acted on occasion, it really made Shao Mobai's heart itch.

"Just now."

Duan Wuji remembered a passage in "Secrets of the Underworld" that he had read before, "Ghosts and monsters kill people and lose their vitality. Although it will take some time to cultivate, no one knows how long it will take. It will show their feet when the time comes. From now on, subdue the ghosts." Before the demon, you and I were husband and wife."

Why don't you just wear a jade ring? It's very simple.

Shao Mubai thought he would hesitate for a while, but he didn't expect to be so straightforward.But, this little devil has always been like this, he either refuses or agrees, and he doesn't procrastinate.

Thinking of this, a certain person felt happier and grinned:

"Okay, then you change your clothes first, I'll wait for you outside, Mrs. Duan."

Duan Wuji thought of something, stopped him, "Wait a minute."

"I have a condition."

"Ten promise you too."

"I will be your husband, you will be my wife." Duan Wuji emphasized seriously, paused, raised his eyes, and added, "Mrs. Shao."

Shao Zhengbai didn't mind very much, he was pretending to be a husband and wife, anyone could be his wife, it was just a matter of name.

But this little devil cared so much, and still had an indifferent face, alas, how could this duplicity look be so cute?

However, since he is a wife, he should also fulfill his duties and do some considerate things that a wife should do.

"The shopkeeper—retired my room. From now on, I will sleep with my husband."

As soon as the two went downstairs, Shao Mobai started acting like a demon.

Duan Wuji is angry, the room is a particularly private space for him, Pingjiao has made an exception to let this person sleep on the floor before, what's the fuss now?

Shao Mobai leaned close to his ear and whispered in an extremely intimate manner: "Which family have you ever seen a couple sleep in separate rooms?"

Then he looked at the shopkeeper again, and raised his voice: "Please ask someone to bring more sets of quilts over, and put all the money in the account, and pay it when you check out."

"Okay, I'll let Xiao Er clean up later."

The shopkeeper smiled happily, took out the account book, ticked off Shao Mobai's original room, found the corresponding number on the wall behind him, took off the "Your Guest" sign, and hung "Staying" on it.

"From the first time the two guest officers came in, I could tell you were a couple. It's just that there are so many people in Qiuyang, I thought you don't like being talked about, so I deliberately ordered two. Room."

Shao Mubai smiled and said: "Oh, that's not true, it's just that he had a quarrel with him two days ago, so he got angry and slept in a separate room with me. Why don't you just coax him back and take him out for a stroll?"

The shopkeeper smiled kindly, and there were many wrinkles at the end of his eyes, but he still made people feel easy-going. What about the husband and wife? A relationship that can quarrel for a lifetime is good!"

"That's a good statement. It seems that the shopkeeper is still someone from the past?"

"Hey, why don't people come here? It's just that I have eaten 20 years more than the two of you." The shopkeeper put up the sign and suddenly remembered something, "Oh, that's right. There just happened to be a stage opening in the south of the city today. If you two are interested, you can go and listen."

Shao Mubai raised his eyebrows, "It sounds good, we must go and have a look after we finish our work."

The shopkeeper nodded, and gave him a red bamboo stick when he was parting, "When the guest officer goes, take out this stick, and the troupe master will give you a cheap fare."

Shao Zhengbai was overjoyed, "The shopkeeper is so thoughtful, so I will accept it, thank you."

After saying that, he dragged Duan Wuji out, and a pair of beautiful figures came and went as a pair, very seductive.Of course, considering the little devil's obsession with cleanliness, he only tugged at his sleeves and didn't dare to slap his hands.

Rao is like this, someone's heart is already happy.

Hey, what do ordinary lovers do when they go out?

Shao Mobai thought about it for a while, pulled out the few memories of his previous life, and found that he didn't seem to bring Duan Wuji out on purpose, and the two of them wandered the streets carefree.

Even... He is not very good at this aspect, so in desperation, he can only learn from the noble son in the opera, buy some strange and cute gadgets, and make the beauties happy.

"Wuji, do you like this?"

Shao Mubai picked up a hosta from the booth.The shape of the thing is good, the whole body is jet black, but the tail of the hairpin is inlaid with a drop of white jade, like a beautiful woman weeping, quite artistic.

Hearing the sound, Duan Wuji cast his eyes coldly, without any waves in his eyes.

"do not like."

The hosta is fragile, he finds it troublesome, so he only uses hair ropes.Like the clothes, they are all a pale blue color that is almost gone.

"Oh......"

Shao Mobai let it go resentfully, and followed this person to continue walking. In the crowded street, not long after, he saw a porcelain doll at a stall, it was only the size of an egg, and the one in red clothes and red face was especially cute.

"Hey, this doll is nice, it's bright red and auspicious, do you want it?"

"Do not want to."

"Many people buy that noodle. It should taste pretty good. Buy one and try it?"

"Not buying."

Once or twice, Shao Mabai could bear it, and after three or four times, he still didn't talk to each other like this, so don't blame him for making cruel moves.

The two of them strolled along the long street, passing stalls one after another, and they were about to come to the end.Shao Mobai's eyes fell on a sugar figurine's stall, and he had an idea, thinking about it——humph, my young master is not a vegetarian, you ignore me, I have plenty of ideas!

So, he bent his orchid fingers to pick up a sugar figurine, squeezed his throat, and yelled at Duan Wuji, who had walked more than ten steps ahead:

"Husband~ I like this, why don't I buy it for others? Husband——"

A big man with a height of seven feet nine and a low voice that could not be squeezed into a delicate voice roared in the crowd, and the dead were also brought back to life by his roar.

Duan Wuji was shocked, as if struck by lightning.

After being stunned for a long time, he turned his head with a stiff neck and found that everyone was looking at him.That look is no different from looking at monsters in deep mountains and old forests.He is not good at treating people and things, and he doesn't know what to do when he encounters such a scene that gathers everyone's attention.After he finally found his own voice and said "you", Shao Mobai already ran to him, crying and making noise:

"You are really cruel to kill a thousand knives! It's just eating a sugar man, and it won't cost you much!"

He rubbed his eyes aggrievedly, pretended to cry, and didn't care whether Duan Wuji was a clean freak or not, he lay down on his thin shoulders and cried bitterly.I want to be a little bird to cling to, but I don't want to be an elephant and a tree.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

His last coquettish "Woo", although it was a coquettish tone, it did not have a coquettish charm, but more like a wolf on the mountain in the middle of the night, attracting all the beasts to watch.

Duan Wuji's fists rattled, his eyebrows twitched and he tilted his head to prevent the delicate flesh of his neck from touching the insanity.

"You, what are you going to do again?"

He swears that he used all his perseverance in his life to not cut this man into a pulp!

Shao Mubai raised his head aggrieved, "I think, woo woo woo... Husband, I want to eat sugar man."

He is taller than Duan Wuji, so he has to bend his knees to complete this shoulder-bending movement.So everyone looked at a man about eight feet holding a thin man's shoulders, crying until Lihua burst into tears with the sound of rain, which was contrary to harmony.

Duan Wuji was so angry that his hands shook, he gritted his teeth and said, "Will you buy it yourself if you want to eat it?"

Hearing this, Shao Mobai straightened up from his shoulders, and punched him in the chest coquettishly, "You have no conscience! I buy it for myself as a business, and you buy it for me as a wish, so how can it be the same?"

He was about to cry again.

The veins on Duan Wuji's forehead twitched, if it wasn't for the fact that there are so many people hiding ghosts, he would definitely tear this person into pieces!

Unexpectedly, when he roared, the people beside him cried even more sadly:

"You are so vicious! Huh——"

In the end, under the persuasion and criticism of many passers-by, Duan Wuji finally paid for the sugar figurine.I just supported the table of the stall when paying, and it collapsed accidentally.

——Has Lao Shao convulsed today?

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