My old enemy always wants to kiss me [Entertainment Circle Ancient Times]

With the third mission card handed over, Song Yicen finally saw the legendary only cat.

An overweight big orange cat was lying on Director Li's lap. Seeing Song Yicen coming to pick up the task card, he even glanced at him. Its long, fat tail was hanging down, and the tip of the tail hooked and hooked, very lazy.

Song Yicen couldn't help but rubbed it, and the orange cat let out an unhappy meow.

The task on this task card is to let them go to the back mountain to cut some bamboo to strengthen the fences of the chicken and duck coop and the sheep pen.

"Do you need to reinforce it?" Song Yicen stretched his head to look at the chicken and duck coop and the sheep pen behind him, "I think it's pretty solid."

The director group heart said, it's not because of you.

In the original script, the task this morning should have been to go down to the mud pond to catch eels.But the director team felt that Song Yicen, the Ouhuang, had to think twice about releasing the task.

What if he didn't need to go down to the mud pond at all, just squatted on the edge of the mud pond, reached into the mud with one hand, and grabbed a handful of eels to come out?The audience doesn't watch this kind of plot at all!That's why I planned a new mission plan overnight.

The task of chopping bamboo is relatively perfect.No matter how European people are, they have to cut them down with a knife.Although the bamboo on the back mountain is no bigger than the wrist of an adult man, it is not so easy to cut it off.

So after breakfast, everyone went to the bamboo forest in Houshan with their bamboo knives on their shoulders.

The three male guests were chopping bamboo with their knives, and the three female guests were weak, so they were helping.

Meng Xin had good eyesight, picked out a green bamboo, and waved to Song Yicen: "Chen, come to my sister." She pointed to the bamboo she picked and said with a smile, "Look at how tender this one is, I'll tell you how tender it is!" You said, young bamboos are easy to chop."

Song Yicen ran over with a big knife on his shoulder.

Yang Muyi just laughed: "Meng Xin, Meng Xin, I think you should change your name to 'eccentric'. Are you too eccentric?"

"You're such a grown-up, and you still want to fight with a child, isn't it shameful to throw it away?" Meng Xin laughed at him, "Go and find young bamboo yourself, just the bright and emerald green ones."

She patted the bamboo and instructed Song Yicen: "You can chop whatever you want. This kind of tender bamboo doesn't need much effort. Trust me."

Song Yicen believed it, raised his saber, and did as he said.

After cutting it down, I realized that bamboo can be as hard as iron.

Song Yicen gasped, the jaws of the tiger hurt from the shock, but there was only a small crack in the bamboo.

Seeing the commotion here, Lin Cong came over to touch the bamboo, frowned and said, "Who told you this is tender bamboo?" He glanced at Meng Xin, "You're cheating him again."

"Who cheated on her?" Meng Xin kicked the chopped bamboo hard, but the bamboo didn't move at all. "How would I know this? I just took it for granted."

Song Yicen rubbed his wrist.I thought you took it for granted, why did you say "trust me" so swearingly?

Lin Cong picked out a thicker bamboo and said to Song Yicen, "Try this one. Old bamboo is easy to cut, and bamboo strips are also suitable for fences."

Song Yicen asked suspiciously: "Are you sure?" He muttered softly, "You can't even use a fish basket, can you tell which bamboo is easy to chop?"

His hand was so painful from the shock, but he didn't dare to do it easily again.

Lin Cong: "..."

Needless to say, he had never done this kind of rough work in his previous life since he became an official and worshiped him after he became famous.When he was young, there was little water in his hometown. Later, the battlefield was in the frontier desert, and water was rare, let alone ponds, so he had never touched fish before.

But why doesn't he understand bamboo?When I was young, I ate bamboo shoots, and my house was built of bamboo. There was also a beggar uncle who knew how to do handicrafts. He often asked them to chop bamboo and make small stools to sell.

But this can't be said to Song Yicen, for fear of scaring him by taking off his vest.

Lin Cong coaxed Song Yicen in a soft voice: "You try it first. Use ingenuity and cut down with the blade at an angle."

Surrounded by several cameras, Song Yicen hesitated for a while before finally raising the machete.

With a swing of the knife, the blade cut into the bamboo, and a small crack expanded rapidly in an instant, until all of Song Yicen's strength sank into the bamboo, and three quarters of the bamboo was cut off directly.

Meng Xin on the side took advantage of the momentum and kicked up, shouting "Drink!"

The bamboo snapped at the sound.

Lin Cong folded his arms and looked at Song Yicen, as if asking, "Did you write me this time?"

Believe, believe, must believe!

Yang Muyi looked at Song Yicen and sighed, "Yicen, why do you do everything so quickly?"

Meng Xin clasped Song Yicen's shoulder proudly, and raised her voice and said, "That's not true! Our Yicen is the fastest man in the whole program!"

Everyone: "..."

"Sister," Song Yicen's face was not very good, "Are you scolding me?"

"Hey, don't worry about these details." Meng Xin asked Lin Cong with a doggy face, "Master, find us another one."

Su Lan was Lin Cong's deputy. Seeing that Lin Cong started picking bamboo for Song Yicen and the others again, she couldn't help feeling a little anxious.

"Mr. Lin," Su Lan said helplessly, "You can cut two of them too, don't keep ordering others."

Meng Xin said with a smile: "Otherwise, let's merge the two teams. God Lin picks the bamboo, and when he cuts the bamboo, Su Lan and the two of us will wave the flag and shout for spiritual support. Look, what a perfect combination."

Song Yicen rubbed his wrist: "No, no..."

Lin Conghui knew bamboo and had two main laborers. Within half an hour, he greeted Yang Muyi, who had only cut two stunned bamboos, borrowed a cart from a fellow villager, and dragged a dozen bamboos down the mountain to go home with difficulty. .

While the guests were out, the director team, who were chattering while eating peanuts and melon seeds and drinking small beer, couldn't help being shocked when they saw the huge army.

Is this so fast?

Meng Xin grabbed a handful of melon seeds and proudly showed off: "How about a director? Didn't expect that? Hahaha!"

The director team really didn't expect it.

The audience was also not expecting it.

Guests will record for three days each time they come to the small courtyard, and these three days will be divided into two episodes.

Due to the existence of Song Yicen, the content of the first and second episodes of the second season of "Farmer Three Dogs"...how should I put it...more than warm, not enough twists and turns.

The editors went bald, and finally took the finished film of the first episode to broadcast. Then, on the night when the first episode was broadcast, they collectively stood in front of the TV with their mobile phones in their hands, paying close attention to every move of netizens.

After one episode was broadcast, there were several hot searches related to the show on Weibo, more than half of which belonged to Song Yicen——

#欧皇宋一晨##吴皇给维万岁万岁##杜田宋一柯林洛##林婚宋一恩内裤##宋一柯林先生#.

Netizens were eagerly discussing Song Yicen's Ouhuang physique, and the scissorsmen conveniently edited the clips of the anchor Wuhuang Longsui Longsui playing games with the max lucky value and the clip of Song Yicen's lucky value max in the "Farmer Three Dogs" variety show. Together, push it to the major entertainment forums and slip around.

This level of luck cannot be explained by coincidence.

In the end, the "Worship Song God Religion" was spontaneously established on the Internet, threatening to "repost this Song Yicen, and whatever you think will come true."Netizens even printed a photo of Song Yicen's head and pasted it on their desks, offered bananas, apples and pears, bathed and burned incense, folded their hands together, and prayed devoutly again and again, just to pray that Ouhuang Song Yicen would bless them to make their wishes come true.

In addition to the sudden rise of the mysterious power of worshiping the Song God Sect, senior scholars of the tenth level of gossip also gathered again to serialize the past and present life and secret inside stories of Du Qing, Song Yicen, and Lin Cong in a long article in the style of bosom friend.

While chasing the gossip, the netizens lamented that the program group is really a fairy program group, which can bring these three people together.

It's just that compared to Lin and Song, Du Qing seemed to have more conflicts with Su Lan, but deliberately avoided Song Yicen.

So some netizens lamented casually, they really only hear newcomers laughing, but not old ones crying.But immediately there was Du Qing's black irony, saying that an old married woman still wants to have sex with her, and Xiao Xianrou has long confessed that her sexual orientation is male, and has never paid attention to her, an old peacock. From the very beginning, sparring has been a unilateral hype by the woman, so what's the point of being sentimental and self-pitying now.

Xiao Xi flicked through the comments with a dazed expression.He is also someone who has watched the first episode of the second season of "Farmer and Three Dogs" without stopping for a second. Why didn't he see that Lin Cong and Song Yicen mixed oil and sprinkled sugar in honey?Don't you just borrow underwear, pick a fishbone, and teach you how to cut bamboo?

In short, the ratings of the second season of "Farmer Three Dogs" did not fall but rose, and the discussion on the Internet remained high, which moved the program crew to tears.Is it because they can't figure out the lifeline of the audience?What kind of treasure guest is Song Yicen?

And Song Yicen, who had already established a strong presence on the Internet, was completely unaware of these things.He is recording the third episode in the deep mountains and old forests, which will be the fifth and sixth episodes of the second season of "Farmer Three Dogs".

There are no flying guests in the first two episodes, but starting from the third episode, two flying guests will be arranged to record the program in each episode.

I just sent off two flying guests in the morning, and two more will come at noon. Song Yicen and the others need to prepare a feast for the new guests.

Song Yicen, who was squatting by the pond and reaching for the rice field eel, wondered that since this morning, the tasks on the task card had become easier at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he didn't know why.

Compared with the previous strange tasks such as cutting bamboo, weaving straw mats, digging honey, and repairing houses, it is not too easy to catch eels now.

The program team thought very simply. Since last night's premiere had received rave reviews, why did they rack their brains to design task cards?Just increase the interaction between Song Yicen and Lin Cong and the friction between Du Qing and Su Lan.Song Yicen Ou let him Ou, and it was convenient for the audience to pay homage to Ouhuang.

Song Yicen didn't go into the water at all, and just casually caught half a basket of rice field eels, which made Meng Xin complain that he had destroyed a rice field eel kingdom.

When the six guests returned to the small courtyard, the two flying guests were already drinking tea in the courtyard.

Meng Xin smiled: "Director Qian, why are you here so early?"

It was Qian Li, the director of Song Yicen's last drama, and Zheng Yuanchao, a traffic rookie who was recently participating in a talent show.

Qian Li was not doing well yet, when Zheng Yuanchao saw Song Yicen and Lin Cong walking in side by side carrying a bamboo basket full of eels, he whistled excitedly and exclaimed with bright eyes: "Mom, I chased you!" CP is giving out sugar again!"