Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

There is a classic question in later generations - your mother and girlfriend fell into the water, who should be rescued first.

Of course, in a strange exam, a legal answer was given. In order to prevent male compatriots from avoiding this question with legal rescue obligations, this question has been upgraded to version 2.0. The mother and daughter-in-law fell into the water together, who should be rescued first.

This is completely the survival desire of the male compatriots.

Now the Jia family is facing this problem.It's a pity that the men of Jia's family have no desire to survive.Of course, it can be regarded as filial piety in the same line, and what the old lady said is right!

"What's the use of ignoring and staring at you like this?" Seeing Jia She's sallow face, he was about to become a national dish, and reminded: "The authorities are obsessed with the bystanders. Even if the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fight, it's just a fight in the nest. It’s for Jia Yuan, Jia Dai is good. At least his hands are not so long, and it’s bad things if he manages the court. But what about your generation? You really think that you are smart and witty, and you can hide money even when Zhen’s family is raided. Others There are a lot of problems."

Jia Amnesty was still staring at Rongguo Mansion's every move.

"Look, look, you can't get out anyway." Slapped his face and incited: "The obsession of Chengjing's door plaque is also inheritance. The inheritance of the country is what Yinfeng wishes. He feels that it eventually led to the root cause of the half-century history of Chinese humiliation. In their generation, it is the way of royal family inheritance. In the end, he managed to manage a harmonious royal family, supplemented by various systems of later generations, carried out reforms from top to bottom, and finally achieved a prosperous and prosperous world for thousands of years by relying on the system; The inheritance of the family has more ethical constraints than the operation of the national system."

"Marriage and family is really a very deep knowledge!" After finishing speaking, he slapped his face and let out a deep sigh.

The voice lingered in Jia She's ears, with the effect of "surrounding the beam for three days", which made people slowly raise their eyes and look sideways, slapping them in the face with a chubby figure: "Aren't you a synthesized voice?" ?”

"Can't you upgrade the version?" The old god was slapping his face and instigating: "It's nothing to be successful in business. The winner in life is the success of both family and business. I didn't let you take a closer look at your own family a few times ago. Now, don't you have a feeling of wanting to rush out? The desire to yell at people?"

"But what qualifications do you have? At least they still have success, but when you come here, they don't even have the shining point of their career."

Jia Amnesty: "...I'm so sad, you still want to poke my heart, lungs and kidneys, don't you?"

"Yes."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Jia She was too lazy to talk to others, and continued to watch without blinking.

Without miracles, things naturally went as he knew, and Jia Daishan finally married Shi.Shi's daughter-in-law gradually became a mother-in-law, an old matriarch, and finally became the actual head of the Jia family.

In the end, the Jia family ended up being accused and ransacked.

His plaque bestowed by the emperor was taken back into the treasury by the Ministry of Industry.After waiting for a few years, gradually, the plaques of the other six kingdoms were also withdrawn, and a hundred years later, even the plaques to the Taimiao were sent back.

His torso, which had been so hard to fatten up before, was gathered again, and then was used by craftsmen as waste, and given to the new emperor, who bestowed it on the new nobles of the rich and powerful families.

Generation after generation of repeated waste utilization, until it can no longer be carved into large pieces, it becomes a bead string decoration micro-carving, and becomes pieces of wood chips.

After so many years, Jia She's soul was wandering, seeing all the filth under the wealth and splendor of a wealthy family, he inadvertently had the idea of ​​becoming a monk.

Slap in the face: "!!"

"You...you you you you you you what are you talking about? Don't scare me, you won't be able to compensate for the messy code." Never thought that Jia Amnesty would break through the red dust, and felt like he was in a cold sweat from fright when he slapped his face.

"Unfortunate families seem to have their own misfortunes, but if you think about it carefully, the three views don't agree, and the ass determines the head." Jia She said in a deep voice: "Although I have not been to the afterlife, according to the news I heard Look, there is still violence, killing, and...too many, too many to count. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be the classic rescue first and then rescue.”

"As for families that can pass on some inheritance, most of what can be passed down is spiritual culture." Compared with before, Jia She has a lot more calm temper now: "Family traditions are upright, husband and wife teach their children by example, so that the torch can be passed on from generation to generation. The most important thing for a husband and wife to get along is respect and trust. Nowadays, there is nothing wrong with the division of functions between the male lead and the female lead, but they originally hoped to achieve the same goal by different routes, but most of them live in love and kill each other."

"The ass decides the head!"

Jia She sighed depressingly, "It's better to become a monk, all four..."

Before finishing the word Kong, a dazzling light flashed in front of Jia Amnesty's eyes, and he subconsciously raised his hand to cover his eyes, unexpectedly he lost consciousness.

When he regained consciousness again, Jia She looked at the spider webs on the roof, and was in a daze for a long time. When Wu Zang Temple sang the empty city plan, he came back to his senses in a trance, facing the slap in the face fan and Cheng Jingmen plaque in his mind. Put your middle finger up.

After the theory, there are practical lessons.

Isn't it the rich generation?

A good man is me, I am Jia...

Just as Jia Shen imagined a villain in his mind to cheer him up, he heard a voice outside the door: "Yuan'er!"

Jia Amnesty's hand covering his growling belly should suddenly turn into digging out his ears.Did he not remove earwax for hundreds of years, causing his ears to be deaf?

Although Jia Amnesty shuddered all over, he still bowed his head and accepted the fucked-up practical lesson when a man and a woman walked in.

His "stand-in emperor" has done a good job, there is no reason why he can't figure out his grandfather's success.