Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Everyone has an escape heart, even if he is an emperor.

Kangxi looked at the worried eyes, recalled the thunderous words when he was unconscious, put his hands on his chest, and continued to pant while saying: "Zhen... pass it to me... pass it to Jia Daishan!"

Why does he seem to be mentally handicapped alone!

For such exciting things, you should find someone to compare and contrast.

After a comparison, maybe he won't be angry.

"What are you going to do?" Hearing this, Yinfeng's face became anxious: "If you dare to kill him, I'll show you!" After his grandfather and grandmother passed away, his father was the only one who treated him best.

"Don't worry, don't worry, talk carefully." Jia She heard this, and said in a hurry: "Your... Your Majesty, you should also say it well, this is clearly a calamity for you and your son, so don't drag a third party in. Things are getting bigger and bigger, but it won't end well. I'm so worried, and adding a father, it's not like playing mahjong three times."

At the end, Jia Amnesty also became anxious.

"Jia Amnesty, what do you mean?"

"Yinfeng!"

Looking at the body with his left hand hitting his right hand, and his expression changing rapidly, Kangxi couldn't help but cover his head: "You guys separate from me immediately."

Taking a deep breath, Kangxi said with a black face: "In your hearts, I am such a cruel and heartless person, can't I? Find Jia Daishan, I..."

Turning his face away, Kangxi suppressed his desire to find a "reference object for comparison", paused every word, and said in a cold voice: "Look at what you call one body and two souls now? How can I marry the prince? You are confusing the royal blood inheritance!"

After these words fell, there was a dead silence in the hall.

Jia Shen reacted, stepped forward, habitually hugged her thigh and acted coquettishly: "Ama, I knew that you are not only a wise king through the ages, but also a good father!"

"Hmph, you are really a good emperor, don't you just want to continue to use slaps in the face to provoke you." Although Yinreng was a little touched by Kangxi's attitude in his heart, he still couldn't swallow the sentence "born to restrain his mother", so he just flung his sleeves and left .

Before leaving, he kicked Jia She hard, not caring that the body was his own.

"what!"

After Jia She called out aloud, he rubbed his head, looked at the emperor who looked a little worried, and sighed: "Ama, he is so arrogant. When I called him just now, he rushed over. Now..."

Jia She rested her chin: "I don't know what to do either."

Without the desire to control the fetish, Kangxi heard the words, and felt that his muddy head caused by the stuffing before became clear in an instant, and various pictures flashed quickly, and finally fixed on the waste prince, closed his eyes and fell silent for a long while, Drink a cup of tea and calm your mind: "You are Jia She now, and you tell me about your origins. If you dare to say anything false, I..."

Clenching his fists, a trace of pain flashed in Kangxi's eyes, "Since I can abolish the prince, I will naturally not show mercy to you!"

Knowing the murderous look, Jia She hurriedly nodded, and honestly told Kangxi: "My name is Jia She, and I am the cannon fodder in a book called "Dream of Red Mansions". This is what a dream of Red Mansions looks like..."

At the same time, Yinreng, who had already returned to Rongguo Mansion, patted himself on the dust on the American clothes caused by leaving in a panic because of... bah.

After carefully patting the dust off his clothes, Yinreng cleared his throat and sent spies to protect Jia Daishan in the yamen. He picked up a cup of tea and drank quietly, his eyes inadvertently scanning the direction of the gate.

Probably in the next second, he will welcome a group of majestic guards.

It is the best protection for them not to let his father and his mother know the whole story.When he comes, he won't resist, but before he dies, he must tear Jia She's stinky mouth open!

It's all because of the loudspeaker.

Not to mention that Kangxi is the emperor, he is just an ordinary person. How can you explain this clearly with a system that is full of science for future generations and seems metaphysical in this world?It's like the old birthday star hanged himself, looking for death, it's really boring.

Hey……

After beating Jia Amnesty and giving people a good review, he will probably be able to change the world, right?

Just pay him the reward of occupying the magpie's nest all these years and having the warmth of Jia She's family.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, how can there be such a stupid person in this world.

Yinrong raised his hand and pressed the raised veins, and continued to drink tea.But wait for him to drink cup after cup of tea, wait for Jia Daishan to come back from the yamen, wait for the willow twigs on the moon, wait until the maw of the oriental fish turns white, wait until breakfast is eaten for lunch, wait...

I'm sorry, what happened in the palace?

Don't think about it!

He has to be patient!

but……

Seeing that another day passed by, Yinfeng couldn't help but cursed secretly again.This kind of torment is even more tormented than when he was in the position of prince and faced with a pack of wolves.

In Qianqing Palace, Jia She didn't even stop sneezing three times. He talked more and more vigorously, complaining: "Tell me, my shit shoveler is Erlang God Yang Jian, and the Eastern leader even repaired the needle cover for me. These two are also famous people! But what happened! I learned from Yinfeng, followed him, and followed him to rack my brains to improve the living standards of the people. I have never spent so much brains in my life! Father! , Your Majesty, tell me, what is the meaning of what I do!"

"I have worked so hard to be a human being. I can be cute when I retire, I can go to court when I advance, and I can be an aunt of the neighborhood committee to regulate the relationship between brothers and sisters." The more Jia She said, the more angry he became: "He used to give my father back then. He has had no children since then. Let me... say something bold, I also suggested at the beginning, since you want to be the only child, why not give you a medicine? But he said, he said that he would choose a good helper from among the brothers We have to wait for Thirteen to come out to help the fourth."

"You said that he clearly has the world in his heart, so why is he so stubborn that he can't get over that hurdle?" Jia Amnesty tugged at his hair: "You are really serious, you hurt someone with a bad word. I have never seen someone with a poisonous mouth. I've seen you scolding like that. Of course, it also has something to do with the environment we were in at that time. But we are not a loving family now."

"........."

Kangxi was so sleepy that he wanted to yawn, but seeing Jia Amnesty speak so earnestly and explain so clearly, he almost took out his heart, lungs and intestines with enthusiasm and frankness, took a deep breath, and tried to suppress the sleepiness.

He finished listening to the detailed version of the legendary life of Jia She.It includes the novel "Dream of Red Mansions", a detailed introduction to the background of the Qing Dynasty, and the history books of the Qing Dynasty; the introduction to the system functions of the face-slapping fan, emphasizing the sweet daily life of the little cute dog and his handsome master; The sweet daily life of a virtuous master; the daily fight between the little finer and his neurotic host.

After speaking, Jia Amnesty also used face slaps to incite the system, and presented him with educational books about the only child and the conflict between the second child and so on, as well as Jia Amnesty's own experience with his father.

The anger that has been concealed for more than ten years can't compare to the sleepiness he wants to close his eyes and go to bed at this moment.

Hey, after all, people are old.

I have to be old.

The style of painting in this world is already wrong, so... that can only continue to be wrong.

"Cough, cough, cough," Kangxi cleared his throat under the call of the God of Sleep, with a solemn face, "Okay, I have already learned about it in detail. Anyway, you are the prince, and the things between you and him, such as the right to use your body, Go mediate by yourself. I'm just waiting to hold my grandson. From Jia Daishan, I can..."

Does not pull back.

Just let him be an only child.

"I won't mention any words." Kangxi's blood-red eyes were full of determination: "Go and rest, and wait for three days to choose a wife as planned."

"Ah?" Jia She felt that his throat was suffocating. He tried so hard to persuade him to make peace, and neither of the father and son took a step back.

"That's it." Kangxi flicked his sleeves, left the hall and went back to sleep.

Jia Amnesty: "...I, I, I..."

"You're not tired yet, go back to sleep and drink Chuanbei loquat syrup." Yin Reng held his chin and rolled his eyes.

"I'll wipe!" Startled by the sudden voice in his mind, Jia She was horrified: "When did you come?"

"Listen to you complaining about the time when you told him about his mental illness history." Yinfeng was annoyed: "When did I become mentally ill?"

"Forget it, I won't quarrel with you." Yinreng snorted coldly, and kicked Jia She back to Rongguo Mansion to recuperate, but he went back to Yuqing Palace.

As an infant crown prince, he spent almost his whole life in the palace.

Even if he has drastically changed the layout of Yuqing Palace in this life, he can still recall the objects that were placed back then, back then...

"Baocheng..."

It seems that I can still recall the benevolent calls I heard when I was a child. Yinfeng raised his hands to cover his ears. After a long time, he heard the coughing sound behind him, and then turned his eyes to the emperor with a cold look. .

"You know it all, you can kill or cut as you like, I'm not that idiot."

Kangxi rubbed his head: "I did know, but this time it wasn't I who sent someone to watch you, it was your gang of brothers who found out about you, you were broken in love, and drove all the palace people out of the hall, so they broke into the palace and threw I woke up from the dragon bed."

In the end, Kangxi began to regret why he wanted to pursue more children and more blessings.Not to mention the daughter, but having an extra son is a disaster.

Hearing the words, Yinfeng let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity: "Huh, I regret it now, I haven't heard of giving birth to a son and planting a variety of trees."

"I have heard." Kangxi walked in, imitating others and sat directly on the threshold, looked at the main hall of Yuqing Palace, and said, "Lao Jia treats you very well. But the best thing for you is invincible." The Jia Zhou family with the halo of the great grandson."

"They are all very kind to me, so you don't need to provoke dissension, just choose the good one and the better one." Yinfeng blushed with anger, and said through gritted teeth.

"A person's energy is actually limited. For your younger brothers, I treat the prince well enough. I..." Kangxi looked at the eyes that floated over, and raised his hand to pat his own son on the shoulder: "I won't say that How about the parallel world, anyway, the ass decides the head, from the emperor's point of view, it's all you bastards who are disobedient."

Looking at the prince with bulging cheeks, Kangxi smiled: "It's just disobedience, otherwise why would I want to let go in this life and advance to the Zen position? It's all mutual. It's just that I occupied the father and son at that time. The convenience of dual identities with the emperor can hold you down. If you don’t hold back, the bottom line is that I will be reduced to a mascot mascot under the ranks.”

"I have stayed in this palace longer than you, and I have never had a chance to go out in my life." Kangxi swayed when he got up, and he couldn't help but sigh: "It's really old. If it used to be, I couldn't sleep for three days and three nights." It's all right."

Yinrong's eyes flickered, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Don't think it's useful to sell misery, can you listen to who is blaming who?"

"It's just a muttering." Kangxi glanced at Yinfeng: "I am relieved that Lao Jia treats you well. I will not have an only child, so you can go."

"I heard from Xi'er that you dream of conquering the sea, so go out and have a look."

Seeing the emperor leaving step by step after speaking, Yinfeng kicked the threshold angrily, "You are completely changing the subject. What I hate the most is not that you abolished Li to play with the emperor's art, but that you scolded me for being born to kill my mother. I can control this kind of thing, blame me? I was born without a mother, without a mother, I even thought about how good it would be if I just died back then."

At the end, Yinfeng roared inadvertently: "Shouldn't you blame yourself for this? It's your own superstition. You put all your fantasies and unfulfilled wishes on me, I... yes, I know you are different now, but you are wrong!"

"Anyway, I don't care, I just want to listen..." Before Yinfeng finished speaking, he froze when he heard the word after word, and rushed to Kangxi's side with a stride, with disbelief: "You... Can you say that again."

"I'm sorry." Looking at his son who was completely tearful, Kangxi raised his hand and patted Yinfeng's shoulder again: "You are tired too, take a good rest, and tell those bastards that you and Jia She are innocent sleeve."

Yinfeng grabbed Kangxi's sleeve directly: "You...you say it again."

"Don't push yourself too far." Kangxi pulled back his sleeves: "I won't take the blame for Kangxi in that parallel world, and you are also at fault. At most you say it once, and I say it twice."

Yinfeng: ".....yes...I'm sorry, but you have to say it three times. You know, you have to blame the environment. The servants around me are always saying that the little prince must be excellent, hold his brothers down, and please the emperor. .If you really care about me, then you should educate the servants, if you..."

"But look at you now, you are still a self-centered little prince, have you considered that your father will be sleepy and tired in middle age?" Kangxi did not back down: "Twice at most."

Yinfeng: "..."

"Baocheng, I will always love you, really, but right now I really love Dragon Bed more, why not?" Kangxi raised his hand to rub Yinfeng, with an indescribable sadness in his eyes.In the blink of an eye, the child was taller than him.

"Why don't you? I've heard that Xiang Jiuling is able to warm the table and be filial to relatives. What should I say?" Kangxi sighed: "Sleeping together, I can be full of energy. How can you act coquettishly?"

"Who wants to act like a baby with you?" Yinfeng laughed through his tears when he heard the words: "Why are you like Jia She, you are so nasty, who wants to treat you as a filial son, warm bed, do you know that this word is harmonious in later generations Vocabulary, if you want to sleep, sleep well, why do you listen to those bear brothers..."

After rambling on, Yinfeng finally raised his hand and took Kangxi back to the bedroom.