Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

However, all this is an illusion.

Kangxi looked at the prince who was counting one, two, three, and four points with his fingers in front of him, and felt pain all over his body.His eyes swept over Jia She, who sometimes matched a sentence, and the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Previously, Duke Rong Jia Yuan and his son Jia Daishan, who had been appointed as the commander-in-chief for decreeing the pacification of the San Francisco, went to war. His son Jia She was taken into the palace to be brought up as a matter of course, and became the companion of the prince.

When I met Jia She for the first time, as a good father who expected his son to become a dragon, Kangxi actually didn't want a kid with a playful style around him to spoil his precious son.

But gradually...

Kangxi felt a little sorry for the father and son of the Jia family who fought for him on the front line.It's just an unspoken rule for a father to keep his son in Beijing. If the monarch and his ministers live in harmony, the child should be raised well.If you can't train them, you should raise them to be white and fat.

It's true that Jia She is fat and fat, and he looks very cute, like a little golden boy.Goofy looking makes people like it.Yinfeng fell in love with him as soon as they met, and he almost carried him around in his belt.Being inseparable day and night like this is causing great harm now.

Four-year-old Jia She doesn't know where the door of his house is facing, and his words and deeds are becoming more and more like Yinfeng's approach. Sometimes according to his subordinates, the back view does not count as height, and he doesn't know who is who.

One of the consequences is: as Lao Tzu, who did the homework today, I can't tell at all!

I don't want to talk about it anymore!

The second consequence is: the crown prince feels that he is good at teaching his younger brother, citing scriptures, playing around, and raising the newborn Xiao Si.

You know, the custody of Xiaosi has been pre-booked a long time ago.

Seeing Long Mian's melancholy look and Yin Reng's look, Jia She nods solemnly.The identities of the two changed immediately.

Two souls, two bodies, this kind of cheating mode is called "dual card dual standby" anytime and anywhere, and it is the only one in the world that has no branches.

While complaining, Jia Amnesty stomped his feet very familiarly, raised his head and looked at Kangxi intently with a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes, puffed up his cheeks, and growled angrily, "Ama, if you don't allow Erchen to visit fourth brother, my baby I will be angry and ignore you." While speaking, he climbed to the side of the throne with the fastest speed, and with a plop, his buttocks landed on the dragon's feet.

Kangxi: "..."

He weighed the weight on his feet, lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the somewhat mellow prince, Kangxi silently comforted his children, chubby ones are cute, and his son grows well, and if he is thinner, he must be a beauty. The skin is good, the skin is like snow, and looks good in any clothes, especially the apricot-yellow prince's regular clothes, which look like ducklings from a distance. They wag and sway when they walk, not to mention how cute they are.

Besides, compared with Jia She, who is next to him, his family Baocheng is actually not so mellow.This boy Jia She is round and round like a panda brought up from the palace in Sichuan and Shu.

It feels very good when pinched.

He has often secretly played "black hands."

Seeing no response from the emperor for a long time, Jia Amnesty twisted his body, facing Kangxi, holding the emperor's dragon leg, rubbing his head, his voice was deliberately softened by eight decibels, soft and soft, and there was still some mist in his eyes "Ama, just promise Baocheng and take Baocheng to see my little brother~~~"

"Baocheng be good, don't..." Just as he was about to say don't make trouble, Kangxi paused when he saw the hopeful look on his face, as if he hadn't seen Baocheng acting like a baby for a long time.Since suffering from smallpox, Bao Cheng has a three chin and lost weight to a two chin. Sometimes he pretends to be a little grown-up, hey...

"You bad boy, you only think about Ama when you're acting like a baby." Kangxi stretched out his protruding nose and pinched Xiao Xiao's bulging cheeks after thinking about it for a long time, then picked her up with both hands and moved a seat. "Look at how old you are, you still act like a spoiled child, even She'er doesn't like that anymore, right?"

Son, my father reminds you, from now on, Mengmeng, let's stay in private, as the emperor, as the prince, we must be majestic.

"My Majesty, grass people never act coquettishly, they are naive." Jia She, who was Yinfeng in his heart, said with a humble look, "Whatever I want, my grandfather and grandmother will deliver it to me."

Kangxi: "..."

Hold me back, this kid really sucks!

"Yeah." Father, go and beat me up!

Jia She naughtily bit the emperor's trouser leg. His grandmother, who had given him everything she had hidden all her life, who held him in her hand and loved him since childhood, only when the prince needed to be domineering, he would take care of himself. Can return to the deity, hide in the arms of the grandmother and cry happily.

The three quarreled for a while, but in the end Kangxi was still defeated by Mengli's attack. He led Yinfeng to the left and Jia She to the right, and a group of people marched mightily towards Concubine Tong's palace.

As for palace rules, barbarians, and balls, Kangxi wasn't worried at all.

Holding her new son who just arrived, Concubine Tong felt that she hadn't teased her enough. Hearing the sharp and slender beeping voice, she carefully put down the infant Yinzhen and walked towards the hall.

After saluting each other, Jia Shemeng, who was still staring at the prince's shell, took a step forward and announced his intention.

He is very familiar with Tong Meiren, or he should be familiar with all the beauties in Daddy's backyard.In order to make it easier for him to take the blame in the future, he has a sense of crisis since he was a child, so as to prevent the pillow wind from bringing him harm one day. His mouth has always been like honey, sweet and greasy.

Once the emperor showed a little displeased face, he would pull people to sing, "A motherless child is a grass, there is no penny in his pocket, and there is not a drop of oil in his bowl..."

In the end, he won the most popular baby in the harem.Of course, although he has four brothers now, the other two are still outside the palace, and will come back to compete with him for the honorary title of "Most Popular Baby" in the near future.

"Mother and concubine Tong, let Baocheng and younger brother She go to see the little brother, okay?"

"Okay, but don't you need something to eat first, Your Highness? I have the most tender peaches from Zhuangzi here." Looking at Yinreng nestled in her arms, Concubine Tong patted Yinreng's back, and the corners of her mouth With a loving smile.

She is the emperor's cousin, and her family was abused to become Tong Banchao. Emperor Kangxi's blood also has Tong's family. There is no possibility for her to go any further.

In other words, even women's right to have children is sometimes deprived.

Simply, the cousin is not hard-hearted when he is the emperor, so he gave her a thought.There is an adopted son, even though he was afraid of the future... and did not replace Yudie immediately, but in the end he still raised him under his knees.

That's enough.

In return, she naturally offered, respected, and doted on His Highness the Crown Prince.

Even when he grows up, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who still laughs at him in private is cute, if only Zhen'er is as cute as His Highness in the future.

If he knew Tong Guifei's inner activities, Jia Amnesty would definitely complain severely.He flaunts cuteness to others, firstly because she is a beautiful woman, and secondly because she is the adoptive mother of Emperor Yongzheng in the future, okay?It is very important to have a good relationship with your mother.Of course, there is a third point that cannot be mentioned in the dark. His Royal Highness, who wants to take revenge, decided to fight for the love of the Iron Mian King's childhood mother, for his biological mother and adoptive mother, without giving Yinzhen any sunshine.

The biological mother has her own eccentric personality, and now the adoptive mother Tong Guifei is fighting for attention.

After Jia Amnesty bowed obediently and said goodbye, he turned and walked to the side hall.He waved his hands to signal the mothers and girls to stay away, so as not to disturb their brother's conversation.After everything was arranged, he had the time to look at the four-month-old baby Yinzhen who was still in his swaddling womb. He was white and clean, and he was born so cute, especially his pair of eyes, which were jet black and extremely bright.

At this moment, Yinzhen is spitting bubbles happily.

Jia She pushed the No.1 box next to it, curious, "What are you going to do?"

"Gu, the only one who was a good brother in childhood was to teach him." Yinfeng laughed a few times, "Gu, I'm going to order that the harem is no longer allowed to keep dogs."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

"Gu wants to turn a deer into a horse, brainwash him, brainwash him, and brainwash him into a loyal fan of Gu." Yinfeng reached out and poked Yinzhen's cheek, vowing: "Gu wants to move him towards the smiling fox." nourish."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Glancing secretly at Yinzhen, Jia She couldn't help shedding a crocodile tear.It's okay to be the emperor exhausted to death, and his son is useless, and he also has an unreliable brother who wants to play with character development frantically, which is simply abusive.

so poor.

From that day on, the two often came to see Yinzhen, often whispering in the ear of the young Yinzhen, muttering and muttering, the first sentence of Yinzhen who bit his fist and stuffed it into his mouth was to ask questions, "Who is my brother?"

The elder brother of the prince is cute for a while, and mad and evil for a while. As a younger brother, it is too much a test of IQ, but Yinzhen patted his chest. Fortunately, I have a good IQ, understand reasoning, and plan to act later.

Yinfeng: "..."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

The two people who did bad things looked at each other shyly, looked at each other, and then said cheekily in unison: "We are all."

"Huh?" Yinzhen, who was drinking rice paste, cast a suspicious look at the two of them.

Yinfeng smiled very calmly, "We are older than you, so we are all elder brothers. However, in terms of blood, I am your elder brother, and Jia She is the son of a minister, but Jia She was adopted as his younger brother alone. He is my godbrother, so he is also your godbrother."

"Oh." Yinzhen shook his head, and continued to eat rice cereal calmly.

Brother's determination is too complicated, so let's talk about it after eating.

Seeing the person slowly stuffing mouthfuls into his mouth, Jia Amnesty couldn't help being stunned curiously. He pushed Yinfeng next to him, curious, "This Virgo child, I feel like I've been counting on my watch when I eat."

"He's a forced seater who doesn't sleep until the memorial is approved." Yinfeng snorted coldly.

"That's the kind of man I am!" Jia Amnesty joked, remembering the jokes passed down from generation to generation, "You brothers seem to have cool personalities, it's really fun, why didn't you think about forming a Cuju team?"

"Cut, it's not cool, how can you combine Xipi at will, and how can you attract countless time-traveling women to bow down." Speaking of this, Yinfeng puffed out his chest and abdomen, very proud.After all, in the history circle, who would dare to fight Xipi with their brothers?Pinching people?

"But..." Yinreng glanced at his half-bald head, and began to sigh, "The shape chosen by the ancestor is not good, otherwise our group will definitely be famous in the universe."

"It's okay, when the light bulb is quite bright." Jia Amnesty followed suit and sighed, watching the person continue to eat slowly and regularly, he couldn't help pouting, and asked, "Just a little doll now, it's so boring, you don't need to fight first Boss?"

"No!" Yinfeng flatly refused.

"why?"

"Avoid suspicion!" Yinfeng complained angrily, "My uncle and his uncle are fighting in the court, we are fighting in the harem, pinching back and forth is the emperor's way of balancing, it's so boring. I respect the old and love the young, and I plan to provoke the old eight He pinches, divides into eighty one and ninety, let ten 1 pinch the fourth, and I have the advantage of the fisherman."

Seeing the two elder brothers who were still muttering next to him, Yinzhen hiccupped, slowly put down the bowl and spoon, and looked at the two who were talking happily, "Brother, although I don't understand, I can parrot you." .”

Yinfeng: "..."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Rubbing Yinzhen's head, Yinreng squinted his eyes and smiled, "It's okay, you learn, I plan to put you on my boat, pick the most difficult one, and pinch my father."

After poking Yinzhen's cheek, Jia She sighed sympathetically, "Little brother, if you want to blame, blame your father for delaying your birth by a few years and making your brother make a fuss."