Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Hearing this, Yang Jian suddenly laughed unexpectedly.

This uncharacteristic smile completely stupefied all the gods.In the past, the judicial god Erlang God Yang Jian stood alone in the black robe and silver armor, always with a cold appearance, and only occasionally smiled when facing the Three Virgins and others.

It was Ruo Chunfeng with an intimate smile on his face, unlike today, mixed with indifference, like looking at a clown, with contempt in his bones, but for some reason, everyone felt that this smile was fascinating. Instead, he completely forgot about the dirty guesses that had arisen in his heart because of Fairy Baihua.

Fairy Baihua froze and sneaked back.

Chen Xiang was in a trance for a while, that year, on an ordinary and warm afternoon, the uncle who met by the river smiled lovingly and pamperingly.

We get along bit by bit, and all the details can be described by closing our eyes for a while.

"Uncle~" Chen Xiang couldn't help calling out, "Can you forgive me, or..." His gaze was fixed on Yang Jian all the time, seeing that the smile on his mouth was restrained, his face was serious, obviously hesitating, while "Shouting" beside him "Tiangou" bared his teeth to make trouble, it's just...Damn it!

Although thousands of thoughts flashed through his mind, but time passed only for a moment, Chen Xiang paused, his eyes flickered, and an elusive smile appeared on the corners of his lips.He was trapped in the book array in the past, and he has learned a lot of military strategies.Now that things are in a hurry, we have to "prescribe the right medicine"!

Supporting Yang Chan, Chen Xiang showed grief, "Uncle, I was wrong, can you forgive us? Otherwise, what face will we have to meet the ancestors of the Yang family in the future, and what face will we have to live in this world? …Uncle, I wish I could never kneel down, and I beg you to forgive me.”

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes, fixedly looked at Chen Xiang, and then at the Meishan brothers who were kneeling in unison, sighed helplessly, suddenly his ears moved slightly, and his eyes immediately glanced at the dust turned up not far away, Step forward.

"Uncle!" Chen Xiang saw that her heart softened, with joy on her face, she immediately cheered, stood up and greeted her.

At the same time, when Jia Amnesty saw this, he became mad with anger. The beauty handled the affairs of Jia's family neatly, and immediately pierced his dream of "mother loving and filial piety" that he had deceived himself for decades! !As a result, he himself was awkward and muddled.

Dissatisfied, unwilling, jealous, resentful, and distressed, for a moment Jia She felt that he was wronged, drooped his head, and with a wave of his hand, released the barrier that bound Emperor Dexi and others.What's the matter with them mortals, it's better to go home and sleep and gnaw your bones!

Emperor Dexi came back to his senses, his eyes flashed, and before he could figure out the cause and effect, he saw "A Quan" pounced at his feet, and said "Aww", which sounded extremely pitiful, especially as there seemed to be a twinkle in his eyes. Tears.

"It's simply that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry!! My lord, why bother me, Your Majesty, let's go back and eat bones. I want the head chef to cook without any beauties! My lord, I have a good grandson and a golden finger that slaps my face, Where can I find a shit-shoveling officer?! After eating, I will take you to a well-off society, build a scientific and civilized society, and abolish all this superstition.” At the end of the speech, Jia She gave an angry look at the surrounding gods.

Emperor Dexi: "..." He couldn't understand at all!Even if it was dismantled, such words as goldfinger, shit shoveler, and science made him feel like the emperor had never read a book.

Yang Jian:"……"

Hearing the "complaint" sounded behind him, Yang Jian smiled helplessly, and at the same time continued to walk forward without stopping, sideways Chen Xiang who was running wildly, and cautiously avoided Jia Lian and the dragon's son and grandson who had just galloped back. The God of Kaitian Soldiers greeted Jia Lian into the encirclement, rubbed Jia Lian's head, and gave him a heavy responsibility, "Lian'er, I'm sorry for letting your autumn hunting fail for my father. Now my father has some things to solve first, and you, as the big brother, take care of it first." Brothers and sisters, take them home, okay?"

Jia Lian looked bewildered.

"When I get home, my father will explain the ins and outs to you." Yang Jian smiled.He failed in educating Chen Xiang too much. He carefully led, coaxed, and lured the other party to learn and grow little by little. Plan to use it on him.

Perhaps it should be praised that "green out of blue is better than blue"?After all, he also tricked his uncle?

Now, after finally having a son, in order to prevent him from cheating, I should teach him well.As for his own father?

Turning his gaze, he glanced at Emperor Dexi, whose trousers were about to be pulled off by Jia She's claws. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he quickly passed the crowd, stroking his hair and comforting him, "Ah Quan, I'll go home and cook your bones, okay? No It scared the emperor, otherwise, how can we survive under human hands in the future?" While talking, he carefully opened Jia She's claws, lowered his eyes, not daring to look at the emperor's face at all.

If he expected it to be correct, the emperor's hands hanging on both sides were already pulling up his pants tightly.

Jia Amnesty turned his head and snorted, "There is still a future? You won't go back to be the famous Erlang God, didn't you hear that your precious nephew can't afford to kneel??"

"What does it have to do with me?" Yang Jian smiled, and didn't feel that his words were hurting at all. "A nephew is important, but it's not as important as a son who is born in the same blood? Now I have sons and daughters, and you, and you It's not like being a bachelor before. Besides, you also said that the life of Xiao Tiangou and your body are the same as the grace of rebuilding, and it is enough for me, Yang Jian, to change my name."

In fact, looking back on the thousands of years of Yang Jian, nostalgia is nothing more than the carefree childhood of the first 13 years.

Even if he had formed a family in the future, but at that time, he was also burdened with the guilt of "For you, I turned my back on Xihai and left the family!", he couldn't focus on leading the man!Facing Cun Xin with the most sincere love of a woman, he will worry about gains and losses, and even worry about whether their offspring will be chased and killed by heaven like him one day.

Because their union violated the rules of heaven, and even violated secular ethics, they married and married.

Without the blessing of their parents, how did the young couple get married because of love.

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The tone was calm and slow, each word was spoken clearly, and the pitch was not deliberately raised to let people and gods hear it clearly. It was just an ordinary household conversation, but it made all the gods change their expressions.

The other party is Yang Jian, but the other party is so mad that he would rather abandon the inheritance of his surname.Ordinary magic weapons are nothing, but in the eyes of the Meishan brothers, Yang Chan, Chang'e and even the former Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Bajie, it is no different from a bolt from the blue.

Suddenly, Roaring Sky Dog's dying roar rang in his ears, and the scene thousands of years ago clearly and tragically appeared in his mind.They watched from the sidelines, and even helped 13-year-old Yang Jiaerlang, who lost his parents overnight, out of sympathy.Knowing that he took his sister through untold hardships to evade pursuit, seek a teacher to learn art, go to the Heavenly Court, beg the Jade Emperor, and finally split the mountain to save his mother.

But now such a person who is working hard for his family wants to "forget his ancestors"?

"uncle!"

"Yang Xiaosheng?!"

"Second brother!"

"God Erlang!"

"..."

"Beauty~"

There were many voices at once, including astonishment, surprise, anger, bewilderment, heartache, wailing, etc., but the one that made God gnash his teeth the most was cheering.

"Woof, beauty!" Jia Amnesty rolled happily after hearing this, without any scruples about his identity being exposed in front of everyone.

"Beauty, what?" Excitedly scratching his paw, Jia Amnesty quickly slapped his face, took out the transmission door, and teleported everyone home.

"Ah Quan, this?" Yang Jian looked curiously at the square board without any decoration.

"Beauty, let's talk about it when we get home." Jia She waved his paw, acting cute.To be honest, he doesn't know what it is, but the things that slap the face are very useful.

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at the dazed fairy, waved his paws, and used the invisible net to trap the fairy who suddenly fell from the sky.

Watching people struggling in the net, licking their tongues involuntarily, is simply a happy dog.Sure enough, it is a face-slapping product. Skynet 2.0 Deluxe Edition 369° No Dead Angle official military tool is a must-have for home travel to catch fish that slip through the net. I come to clean up such unconscionable goods at night.

Once home, Jia Amnesty ignored the dumbfounded Emperor Dexi and his party, and rolled the whole body of the dog on Yang Jian, cheering, "Beauty, let me restore your original appearance, okay?"

Yang Jian froze for a moment, then nodded in understanding.After all, it is a tragic thing that he bears the face of Jia She, but Jia She can only condescend to be in the dog's body.

"Your halazi has been left all over the place." Emperor Dexi waved his fan and couldn't help saying.He has experienced many storms and waves, and he became calm when he recovered.Moreover, as an emperor, he must regain his face, otherwise he would not be able to subdue the two monsters!

Although a dog monster is so stupid that he doesn't want to look directly at it.

"Is there?" Jia She waved his furry paws and wiped the corner of his mouth, wondering.

Yang Jian:"……"

Eyelids twitched inexplicably, and Yang Jian turned to look at Emperor Dexi, with a trace of scrutiny in his eyes.

"I know that you have a lot of heretics, but even if you silence them, I will die clearly, clearly, who are you?" Emperor Dexi looked majesticly at Yang Jian with his face full of vicissitudes.

"Wow," Jia She turned his head subconsciously, ready to show cuteness to Emperor Dexi, but was taken aback by the sweeping gaze, sobbed obediently, and pulled on Emperor Dexi's trouser legs with his front paws, refusing Make people move forward.Because he remembered what the beauty said, they still have to live under him.

Busily stopped Yang Jian, who was very honest and honest, and said, "This is a very tragic story, Your Majesty, I don't mind being a dog. There is a gentle and beautiful number one beauty in the Three Realms, and you are also the prime minister's stomach." Punting, the emperor has a big heart, and there is a celestial judicial god who will work hard for you, and when you go to the underworld in the future, how cool and dazzling can you tell those emperors, is there any one emperor through the ages?"

Emperor Dexi: "..."

"I'll show you "The Lotus Lantern". My beauty is amazing and she can be wronged, but I have never met a bole like you, the emperor. Do you know?" One hand, and the emperor's careful thinking is not difficult to guess.Emperor Dexi was considered a wise master, which was the reason why they didn't erase their memories after they came back. Of course, he definitely didn't admit that he missed the golden time to silence him and that Emperor Ziqi behind Emperor Dexi made him afraid.

Mingzhu, it is natural to be thirsty for talents.There is nothing more talented than a beauty in this world. Think about how many memorials I have approved for that old Jade Emperor who killed a thousand swords without paying overtime pay.

In addition, Emperor Dexi is old, soft-hearted, and has a slight empathy effect, and Yang Jian regards him as a deposed prince.

"Your Majesty, look, there are so many people beating our beauty. The beauty only defends but doesn't attack, and those blind people think that they can defeat the number one god of war by taking 1 drug!"

Emperor Dexi and the others stared blankly at the huge screen that protruded in midair, watching the characters on it fight and kill.

Yang Jian was also stunned for a moment, but he was relieved when he thought of the gods such as the Qiankun Mirror in the fairyland.

Moreover, watching his own life, he found that being a human being and being a god is quite a failure.

"Very good, I already know about him." Emperor Dexi sighed, gritted his teeth and looked at the red-eyed dog head full of emotion, "What about you, Jia She?"

"Me?" Jia She was about to blurt out, "Huang Sang, your good son wants to copy the Rongguo Mansion after you die!" But when he thought of the charges of interest and other crimes involved in the current Rongguo Mansion being unintentionally copied, he became ashamed Call for injustice.

But I feel really wronged.

Jia She was at a loss for words for a while, and faltered: "I just drank too much one day, met a tall man, calculated it, and thought that my bones are amazing, suitable for beauty..." After a pause, Jia She suddenly had a flash of inspiration Now, completely relying on the principle of being a flatterer and not wearing one, he said with a flattering face: "It is suitable to be auspicious for the emperor. When the country is about to prosper, there must be auspiciousness. A cute and down-to-earth dog like me will be rich and honorable." , it is definitely a sign of Wang Guoku, the creation of a prosperous age..."

Emperor Dexi flicked his leg, and the damn fat dog pulled his trousers again!He glanced at Yang Jian in surprise. Judging from the "Lotus Lantern", the dignified Erlang should have a high IQ. How could he choose such a person... a dog?

Yang Jian raised his chin, proudly admiring the afterglow of the setting sun.In fact, he really wanted to roar the sky dog.After all, it is easy to feed and not picky eaters.However, it is better to cook less bones tonight, Jia She's body is a bit too fat.

I can't hold it.

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Thank you Xiaozhaogu for the mine, okay? (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~ There is one more chapter that can probably end with a slap in the face.Without Yang Jian's concern, this group of people can be tossed around at will.

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