my cp turned out to be

Throughout the afternoon, JOJO followed Lin Xi with the textbook for children, poking at the woman in the picture and saying, "Xiao Lin, wife~Xiao Lin, wife~"

"My wife and your sister!" Lin Xi ran away violently, and couldn't help pulling his face with both hands, "How many times have I told you! I'm an uncle! Uncle! No matter how bad it is, I'm still a friend—in short! Not a wife!"

JOJO's eyes narrowed into a slit when he smiled, he didn't care about the discomfort on his face, and said vaguely: "Ga, shame, knock paper! (Jia, Xiaolin, wife!)"

"I am sure and sure now, your IQ has reached the level of a seven or eight-year-old child: because a seven-year-old and eight-year-old dog also hate it!" Lin Xi was so angry that his hair stood on end, but he couldn't help JOJO, so he vented his anger on his feet The bookworms nearby: "Hey! Aren't you bookworms, quickly find me a book that I can use!"

"No time!" The little bookworms raised their heads and roared, and continued to quarrel with interruptions: "What's wrong with Lin Xi pinching JOJO's face, the beating is kissing and scolding is love!"

"No! This is stick education! Stick education is unscientific!"

"It's the father's fault to raise or not teach! The teacher's laziness is the laziness of teaching!"

"Stop flipping through old calendars, this is personal injury!"

In such a noisy situation, JOJO finished reading all the preschool education books brought by Cheng Si in just one day, and was able to draw on paper with a pen—it was really "drawing". Xizhi has a toothache—not only that, but he can roughly express his meaning in human words, such as: "——Don't take a bath!"

JOJO hid behind the big curtain on the first floor, trying to shrink her body of more than 190 cm into a small ball, pouted and shouted loudly: "Don't take a bath! Water, I don't like it! Don't!"

"JOJO is obedient!" Lin Xi snatched the curtains from him with one hand, and coaxed him with a children's storybook (suitable for children aged 3-5) with the other: "Are you going to be a little fat pig who doesn't like bathing? Be careful that other children don't I like you, huh?"

"I'm not a pig, I'm a cat, I'm a human~" JOJO stuck out his tongue at Lin Xi, "Xiao Lin is a fool!"

Lin Xi was stunned and laughed angrily: "Where did you learn the word idiot? Seriously... It's even more difficult to be able to talk than not to be able to speak! Come out and take a shower!"

"Don't!" JOJO childishly covered his face with the curtain, pretending that he didn't exist.

The little bookworm in the tunic suit who had been watching by the side finally couldn't stand it anymore.He rushed out from the line of bookworms, climbed onto JOJO's shoulder in a "hey hey hey hey", and slapped the boy's earlobe vigorously: "It's a nonsense! Go take a shower!"

JoJo bared his teeth at the bookworm.

The bookworm frowned, rolled his eyes, and threatened: "If you don't take a bath... you are not allowed to sleep with Lin Xi!"

"!?" JOJO immediately showed a flustered look, peeping at Lin Xi from the curtain.On his shoulder, the little bookworm kept winking at Lin Xi.

Lin Xi understood, and deliberately pretended to be unhappy: "Well, guys who don't take a bath are not allowed to go to bed, you can sleep in the guest room tonight." After he finished speaking, he turned around pretendingly and left. Shen.The man turned his head triumphantly, and saw JOJO dragging him with a frustrated expression: "...Xiao Lin, take a bath."

"good."

The days passed like this.

Every morning, two human beings will be woken up by a certain bookworm. After breakfast, they will receive Cheng Si and Liu Jin, who delivered new books, and then start a day of study and life with the help of the bookworm. A chasing battle, finally went to bed together, and fell asleep under the singing of a certain bookworm... Before I knew it, two weeks had passed.

During this period of time, JOJO has finished all the textbooks from the first grade of primary school to the third grade of junior high school. Although he can't handle the science test papers of the senior high school entrance examination, some basic common sense of life and daily calculations are no longer difficult for him.

In addition, thanks to the bookworms singing "Three Character Classics", "Thousand Character Classics" and "Hundred Surnames" every night, JOJO has recognized all the commonly used Chinese characters, learned to look up the dictionary, and understood the minimum moral code...except for writing Still like ghosts, JOJO's cultural level is basically the same as that of junior high school graduates. Seeing this, Lin Xi is speechless, saying that JOJO's life is "a cheating device".

Nowadays, JOJO, who owns the bookworm, has become more and more like a person. For five days, he has not run around the house without clothes, or suddenly raised his buttocks and landed on all fours... When he held a book " When sitting on the balcony and reading intently with the help of the morning sun, even Lin Xi, who knew everything about him, would be confused for a moment, mistakenly thinking that he saw an angel falling into the mortal world—until someone turned around Turning her face, she said in an elegant voice, "Xiao Linzi, go and get a glass of milk for Grandpa."

——A shitty angel, it's clearly a cat turned into a monster!

Lin Xi suddenly came back to his senses, and flew into a rage: "Xiao Linzi, your sister!" He rushed over and snatched the "Thick Black Studies" from the boy's hand, and bounced the little Li Zongwu who was standing by the side, "I told you not to call me Xiao Linzi! Call me Brother Lin or Brother Xi, or at least Lin Xi or Linzi. What Xiao Linzi...you are an eunuch!?"

JOJO raised one eyebrow and smiled mischievously: "Understood. Don't be angry~ Xiao, Lin, Zi."

Lin Xi was going to explode with anger: "You did it on purpose! You brat... I worked so hard to bring you up, yet you treat me like this! Damn it, is my good wish to revive my humanity just like that shattered?" !"

"It has been shattered a long time ago..." Li Zongwu's soul in a long robe managed to get up from the ground, and secretly complained, but was picked up by Lin Xi and spit out: "Dare to say! The shattered is not because of you, everyone It was you who taught him the messy books that ruined him! Look, look, his mind is not even 18, and you actually showed him "Thick Black Studies"!? No wonder he is getting more and more Lu Yao's belly Hei Faner!"

"It's so noisy, Xiao Linzi..." JOJO's ears were ringing when Lin Xi yelled, so he used his trump card: He stood up, skillfully supported the man's head, and kissed him on the mouth: "Quiet~"

Lin Xi's face was red from neck to ears!He took two steps back, covered his mouth, and reprimanded: "You! You're not allowed to kiss me!" His voice suddenly became quieter because of shame, "Where did you learn these messy things?"

"All the TV dramas on the Internet act like this." JOJO's face was naturally dark, "The heroine who is chirping and crooked, she will be good after being kissed..."

"Who the hell is the heroine!" Lin Xi was jumping with anger, cursing in her heart: finally got rid of the strange equation of [Xiaolin=wife]—on the seventh day after JOJO's transformation, Lin Xi finally corrected his consciousness Mistakes in the past—are you going to fall into the predicament of [Xiaolinzi=heroine] again? !

JOJO blinked her big golden eyes: "Whoever quiets down is the heroine~"

...This is teasing, right?I was molested by this monster! ?Lin Xi's face was blushing to the point of bleeding, and she wanted to say something more, but the phone in her trousers pocket rang.He glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Xiao Sun, his editor in charge, and immediately had an ominous premonition in his heart: "...Hello?"

"Hello!? You dare to say hello!? Are you sorry for me? MISS!? Do you know what date it is today? Do you know how long it is until the deadline!?" As soon as the call was connected, Editor Sun shrieked. The roar came out of the receiver, "Let me remind you, you still have 10 days, 10 days, do you understand?! You only have 240 hours, bastard! Where is the manuscript? Where is the first draft of 10 words? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lin Xi took the mobile phone [-] centimeters away from her, rubbed her ears, and shouted into the microphone with a smile: "I know! I'm writing, I'm already writing! You give me...five days , No, no, three days! In three days, I will give you the [-] characters of the next issue!"

"Three days!?" Editor Sun sounded like he was about to cry, "You didn't write it right!? Miss, Brother Lin, Ancestor Lin! It has been a month since the outline was approved! You only have one word in this month Didn’t even write!? Don’t you feel that your conscience is disturbed!? Let me tell you, I’m signing with You Fang nationwide and can’t take care of you. You should be more conscious, but what about you!? They are all writers, when will you If you can reassure me like You Fang, when will you be able to pay more attention to your own works!?"

"Me!" Lin Xi's heart was full of emotions.After all, for a 27-year-old man to be treated like a grandson by a girl, he feels bad no matter what.He was full of irritability, guilt, and a little aggrieved. He shook his lips and wanted to say something, but in the end he swallowed all the words, "I'm sorry...I, write now. Give me three days, I will definitely not let you down of……"

"I'll wait for your email in three days." Editor Sun also sighed, "The signing is about to start...you can do it yourself." Hang up.

Lin Xi stood in the living room of Lu Yao's house, listening blankly to the busy tone on the phone, and couldn't help but imagine Editor Sun's busy figure and You Fang's energetic smile at the moment.

He once participated in the signing of Youfang—the first stop of the signing in the country, which was arranged under the sky steps of Beijing International Trade Center—he had seen those readers who worshiped Youfang as a god, and heard those high-pitched cheers.At that time, he was standing in the background, and he fantasized: one day, I will also have such a signing event!

At that time, he was full of envy towards You Fang... But now, it has turned into jealousy.Because, he vaguely realized that his former goal was just a ridiculous fantasy.

For a long time, Lin Xi thought that there was not much difference between him and You Fang.The reason why You Fang was able to become a god is that his writing style is better, and the theme of Tanmei has become popular in recent years...

Lin Xi came into contact with novel creation four years earlier than You Fang.In terms of creative experience, he must be far ahead - the first book that You Fang saved was the client and editor that Lin Xi introduced to him.When You Fang didn't know what a writer was, Lin Xi was already a signed writer of a certain website...

But what's the use of starting early?

Six years have passed, and You Fang is already a great god-level BL writer who signs a book signing nationwide every year, with hundreds of thousands of readers.As for Lin Xi, he is still a tepid professional writer, who is addicted to reasoning, suspense and horror, and can't handle everything... Every book written by You Fang has a soul, and bookworms are everywhere run.The book written by Lin Xi, the most proud one, was evaluated by bookworms as "no painstaking effort"...

At this moment, You Fang is flying all over China accompanied by his lover and editor.What about Lin Xi?Squatting at home, accompanied by the monster JOJO like an old lady...

They are the same people, so how can there be such a big difference?Sure enough, does talent and luck really exist in this world?Lin Xi sighed, but felt his back warm.

JOJO hugged him from behind, put his head on his shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing." Lin Xi twitched the corners of her mouth copingly, broke away from his embrace, lowered her head and sent a text message to Cheng Si, and told JOJO without looking back: "My editor called to remind me to publish the manuscript. God, I have to concentrate on finishing the draft, I don't have time to accompany you... Cheng Si will come to accompany you." After finishing speaking, he walked towards the study, but was held back by JOJO.

The young man held his face and looked at him forcefully. His big golden eyes were full of confusion and worry: "Why don't you look into my eyes? Why are you unhappy?"

Lin Xi knocked his hand away with a wave, and said perfunctorily, "I'm not unhappy, don't think about it! Anyway, I'm going to work. If you have something to ask, bookworm and Cheng Si, don't bother me." He knew that he I'm in a bad mood, if I continue to stay with JOJO, I'm not sure I'll blame the other party and say excessive things to JOJO...

He didn't want to make JOJO sad.

Lin Xi pursed her lips, walked quickly into the study, and closed the door behind her, refusing to look back at the expression on JOJO's face.

The boy with golden cat eyes stood there with a wounded face, at a loss as to what to do, his hands slowly clenched into fists.He lowered his head and asked the bookworms around him: "...Does Xiao Linzi hate me?"

Bookworms look at me and I look at you, but they don’t know how to answer—although they have the knowledge in books, they are not real people after all. They really don’t know anything about profound things like interpersonal relationships...

JOJO took this reaction as the default.

His face turned dark all of a sudden, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he snorted coldly: "Whatever he thinks! Xiao Linzi is the most annoying!"