my cp turned out to be

The book was very popular, and for the first time Lin Xi got a royalty that made him very satisfied.People are used to being poor and can't afford windfall money. After getting the money, Lin Xi began to think, "How can I spend money to reward myself?"

Food and clothing have been filled by jojo with his acting salary early on. After thinking about it, it is better to rent a house in a higher-end community-jojo is now somewhat famous in the entertainment circle, and he goes in and out of this place every day Residential areas will be pointed out secretly.

In addition, this residential area has been around for some years, and there are quite a lot of monsters and elves. There are also some old men and women who are dying of their lives and are reluctant to leave, walking in the yard every day.Last Friday, the advertisement for the toilet paper endorsed by jojo began to air on TV. Maybe the old lady who died of a heart attack in the next building saw it. She squatted outside the window and scratched the windowpane accidentally. The same kept yelling: "Look at me, Lu Jiu! Ahhh, I'm going to melt!!!" until he was dragged away with a black face by his old man with lung cancer.

Well, that's it, move! ! !

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"Don't move." Jojo said pitifully after wrapping himself in a spring roll with the air conditioner.

"..." Lin Xi held his forehead, "Give me a reason."

"I like it here!" jojo plausibly said, "I like this broken bed, it creaks every time we have sex on it ~ I also like this window, once you were too excited and accidentally pulled it Do you remember? There is also this table, you lie down..."

"Shut up!" Lin Xi picked up the pillow and covered Jojo's face, "I'm going to see the house today! I'm moving right away! Don't talk nonsense, or I'll castrate you!"

"qaq!"

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It was only when I started looking for a house that I realized how popular jojo is.As soon as the two entered the agency, they attracted the attention of real estate agents in the store. The flashes were crackling and the girls were screaming. The account manager quickly led the two to the VIP room and closed the door. The three of them They all breathed a sigh of relief.

After tidying up his expressions, the manager asked kindly, "May I ask what kind of house Mr. Lu wants to rent?"

Mr. Lu Jiu thought for a while and said seriously: "The bed and bathtub should be bigger... ouch!" Lin Xi stunned his head.

Lin Xi met the astonished gaze of the account manager and pretended that nothing had happened just now: "We want to find a community where the security has been applauded. It is best to have a garage underneath, the floor should not be too high, and the surrounding facilities should be complete. The duplex is the best Well, lofer is also good, in short, there must be room to work from home."

"Oh, okay." The account manager blinked, put away the expression of "this agent is a bit *" on his face, opened the website and searched, and quickly found a few houses that met the requirements: "These few How about it? We can take a look if it's about the same."

Lin Xi glanced around and ruled out a few that looked shabby, and the three of them got up and went out to look at the house.

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A house inspection tour is almost like a haunted house tour.

The first house was a small duplex. Lin Xi and Jojo saw a girl with dangling legs and a rotten head from the big bay window of the master bedroom: "..."

The girl seemed to feel the scorching gaze. Looking back, her voice was full of surprise: "Ah!!!! It's Jojo!!!! Jojo, I'm your fan, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!"

Lin Xi and jojo took two steps back tacitly, hiding behind the chubby account manager.

The girl shyly buttoned her exposed brains: "Sorry for scaring you~ Well, I was let down by a scumbag two days ago, and I jumped down because I couldn't think about it for a while... The death looks a little ugly, right? Speaking of which, Lu Jiu, you can actually see it. To me? It’s amazing, not only can you act, but you can also see ghosts?”

Jojo swallowed, and smiled a little embarrassedly.

This smile changed its meaning in the eyes of the account manager who couldn't see the girl, and the other party was very pleasantly surprised: "Mr. Lu is satisfied with this house?"

"No, no, no!" jojo and Lin Xi shook their heads decisively.

The girl immediately held herself bloody: "Stay here~ I will be very good and won't bother you! Do you think the rent is too expensive? I can help you find a way!" She said, throwing herself on the manager's back, He blew on the manager's neck.

The manager trembled all over, his hair was blown up, and he looked back in fear: "!?"

Jojo and Lin Xi looked at him sympathetically, and retreated towards the door with a high synchronization rate.

The manager made a gesture of Erkang's hand: "It's okay, it's the wind, it's the wind, this house is warm in winter and cool in summer... oh!"

The girl pulled her hand from the manager's back.

Jojo and Lin Xi started sideways, unable to bear to look directly.

The manager said decisively: "Actually, the house in the back is better, let's see the next one!"

The three of them quickly evacuated, leaving the girl shouting aggrievedly: "Black agent! The price of the haunted house is still not lowered, scaring my male god away, damn it!"

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The second house is suspected to be an elf museum.The landlord probably likes to collect all kinds of folk antiquities. The walls of the room are covered with all kinds of strange things. There are also many unnamed ornaments on the antique shelf. The room is full of all kinds of unnamed things: a row of small people holding rags sitting on the shoe cabinet at the door, each of them put their right leg on the knee of the person on the right to polish each other’s shoes; there are many colorful flowers flying beside the artificial flowers in the middle of the tea table in the living room The little fairy kept pulling the petals of the fake flower: "I want nectar!" "How can this fake flower have nectar? Are you stupid!?" The bird, like a red-haired phoenix, lay comfortably and comfortably, touching the brightest glass in front of it with its beak from time to time; on the stairs, there were a few bookworms lying on the stairs in the way of stacking arhats, screaming: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" Hey, someone is coming, run away!"

What a vibrant, noisy, vegetable market-like scene.

Jojo didn't even enter the door, so he dragged Lin Xi away. The account manager Zhanger Monk couldn't figure it out, so he had to follow foolishly.

Lin Xi was a bit unwilling: "It's quite lively~" He lowered his voice and asked, "Have you seen that bird, it's almost crying!"

"What's so beautiful, does it look as good as me!" Jojo started to feel strange jealousy again, squinting his eyes and pinching Lin Xi's waist: "Don't even think about this house, there are "Shan Hai Jing" and "Ghost Tales" at home I thought it was noisy enough, and I accidentally read the bookworm in "Urban Strange Tales" two days ago... I'm in the way!"

Lin Xi was pinched until her waist went limp, her ears were burning, and she squinted at Jojo, thinking of something, and didn't refute.

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The third house is finally clean.This house is a duplex. The first floor is a dining room and living room, as well as a study room. You can go upstairs from the spiral staircase to the second floor. There are only two rooms on the second floor. One is the master bedroom with a large balcony and a separate bathroom, and the other It's a small second bedroom.There are railings along the outer edge of the second floor. Standing in front of the railings, you can see the living room and dining room on the first floor.

After tempering the first two houses, Lin Xi and jojo are very satisfied with this house.They directly settled on the house, discussed the signing date, and then began to worry about moving.

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Since he lived in the old house for a long time, Lin Xi had a lot of things, so he called Lu Yao and You You and asked them to come early to help pack their luggage.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yao and his wife came early one night earlier and said bluntly that they would spend a high night at Lin Xi's house as a memorial to bid farewell to the old house.

Of course, Lin Xi had no objection, anyway, they had to help clean up the dirt that these two people got dirty.He even said more presumptuously: "If you want to play more fun, bring Cheng Si and Liu Jin along!"

A pot of cold water was poured over by You Fang: "...Are you sure you can fit 6 people in this house?"

"qaq!"

"Pfft~" Seeing Lin Xi deflated in front of You Fang, Jojo laughed heartlessly.He put his head on You Fang's lap, acted like a kindergarten kid returning to his mother, and took You Fang's hand to scratch his chin: "Touch!"

You Fang lowered his eyes and smiled slightly, gently scratching his chin.

Jojo was so excited that he wanted to snore, and then pulled his hand down on his stomach: "Touch!"

You Fang didn't think he was disobedient, and rubbed his stomach on his body.

Jojo's eyes narrowed, and he pulled his hand down again...

"Enough!" Lu Yao inserted decisively, pressing Jojo's face and pushing him down the lower thigh, pulling You Fang into his arms and pulling him towards the kitchen: "I'll take my man away, you should let Lin Xi touch it for you." Bar!"

Jojo stood up to Lin Xi with kindness: "Xiao Linzi, touch it!"

"Go away, if you stand up again, I will castrate you!"

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The four of them ate and drank happily. In the middle, the boss Ma Yuanma brought Dongdong up to deliver a barbecue. Dongdong hugged Lin Xi and shed tears, crying so much that Lin Xi swore to God that he would come back Watch him and play with him.

In the end, all three of them got very drunk, and Jojo was ordered to "stay away from alcohol!" After three o'clock in the morning, Jojo moved Lu Yao and Lin Xi to the sofa bed in the study, and then returned to the bed with Lin Xi in his arms.

Lin Xi was so drunk that she picked up Jojo's pajamas and pouted angrily: "You, you hug You Fang to sleep! See, see if Lu Yao will... castrate you!"

Jojo was tickled by him, bowed his head and kept listening to Lin Xi's ears: "Why should I hug You Fang, he's not my favorite~"

"Then, who do you like the most?" Lin Xi hummed and asked.

"Whoever I hug, who do I like the most?" Jojo bit Lin Xi's chin.

Lin Xi was silent for a long time, frowning as if she was thinking, and stretched her eyebrows proudly for a while: "...Oh, you like me the most! Hahaha, I knew I was very charming~ Are you fascinated by me to death? Am I prettier than You Fang?"

"Yes, yes!" jojo replied with a smile, leaning forward and kissing his smug mouth.

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They will be moving tomorrow, and the happy days will continue~